Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"Blood, Sweat and Tears" became popular.

It's hotter than everyone imagined, and this album is just like its name, leading eight people all the way to a higher and farther place.

Dahei Company also knows in its heart that this album will achieve such a result. Apart from its own excellence, the biggest contributor is naturally the growing ARMY team.

So in order to give ARMYs better benefits, Dahei is going to take advantage of this third-term member fanmeeting to make a big splash.

"Shooting a sitcom???"

Hearing the words of the PD who was in charge of filming, the question marks on the eight people's heads became bigger and bigger one by one.

In fact, it is not the first time for an idol group to make a melodrama. There was Big Bang's "Secret Garden" before, and Winner's "The Heirs" later. They are both thunderous and full of laughs.

It's just that they didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to them...

BTS [-] members: They are still newcomers who have only debuted for three years with the burden of idols (whispering)

"What are we going to play? "Descendants of the Sun" or "Cheese in the Trap"?" Shen Zaihao asked. He doesn't usually watch TV dramas, but he can remember these two dramas that are popular in Korea this year.

"Neither of them," pd smiled slightly, "We are our own original script."

"Mo???"

"The role has been decided," pd poured out eight slips of paper from the file folder, "you should draw lots first, the actors and writers are confirmed before they can write the script."

The eight people looked at each other, and tacitly snatched up the note.

"Damn!" Shen Zaihao felt that the two words on the note deeply hurt his eyes, "Why am I a woman??"

In the sitcom dedicated to the members of the third period, he, Shen Zaihao, the super A male god, actually played the role of aunt.

It doesn't matter if he is an aunt, why is his uncle Min Yunqi?Is this reasonable? ?

The sitcom writer sister clenched her fists excitedly: Gan!Got a real cp!

Shen Zaihao looked at Min Yunqi angrily, and Min Yunqi shrugged, "You can't envy this luck."

?

Did he hallucinate?

Min Yunqi was showing off his luck with him?

"I want to change roles." Shen Zaihao raised his hand to speak.

PD: "No way."

Shen Zaihao: "I want to change!"

pd: "Do you see someone swapping with you?"

"..." Shen Zaihao looked around, and no one really wanted to change with him, even if Jin Shuozhen's role was just a prop that didn't even have a line, and Park Jiju's role was a dog, neither of them wanted to change with him!

He is so difficult.

Shen Zaihao sighed silently in his heart, not noticing that Min Yunqi next to him was always winking at others.

During the next trip, Shen Zaihao kept avoiding the facts. Unexpectedly, only three days later, the pd told them that the script was finished and they could start filming...

Shen Zaihao:?Um? ?Normally, writing an MV script would wait until the last moment, but how could writing a melodrama be so fast? ?

In the dressing room, three poor men chosen by fate sat in rows, wearing wigs.

The three of them were very sad, but the ARMYs who watched the sideshow were so happy that they flew up.

[What kind of troubled brothers are you three? ]

[It turns out that you can double your happiness by basing your happiness on the pain of others! ! ]

[Kim Ami, Jung Ho-sook, Shim Jae-hee, how are you~]

Shen Zaihao looked at the long brown curly hair brought by Cody, and then at Zheng Haoxi and Jin Nanjun next to him, feeling even more desperate in his heart.

He got the script just now, and he is speechless about his character design. This kind of character should not survive the second episode of the TV series, right?

Cody didn't know what he was thinking right now, she was completely immersed in the joy of putting on Shen Zaihao's makeup, the company opened her eyes, these eyeshadows and lipsticks she hoarded finally came into play!

After an unknown amount of time, Cody was finally transformed by Shen Zaihao.

Shen Zaihao looked at the mirror in despair, what?This is him? ?

How could this be such a beautiful and charming beauty? She is quite beautiful.

Shen Zaihao stared at the mirror for a long time, it was over, he was about to fall in love with himself.

Alas, it is so attractive, there is no way.

Cody who witnessed the whole process of Shen Zaihao changing his face: ...?

[? ? ?Beauty who are you? ]

[Halo, is this Shen Zaihao? ? ? ]

[Shen Jae-hee, I can! ! ! ]

[It's so beautiful! !Sure enough, good-looking people look good in everything! ! ]

[Shen Zaihao stands up and is a head taller than Cody next to him hahahahahahahahaha, it's too out of harmony]

There is no Shen Zaihao in the front, he and Min Yunqi both appeared in the back, as to why he came so early, it was because he was doing styling :)

The name of the sitcom they filmed this time is 'houseofarmy', and the main content is also very rough.

Jeon Jung-guk and Jung Ho-seok are a couple, Kim Nam-joon and Kim Tae-joon are their children, and they are also a pair of siblings, Min Yoon-ki and Shim Jae-ho are uncle and aunt, Park Ji-joon is a puppy, and Kim Seok-jin...is anything.

Although I don't know why the son and daughter don't take their father's last name, and father and uncle don't have the same last name. In short, they are a very harmonious Ami family.

Soon it was Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi's scene.

Min Yunqi's setting is to be lazy and unemployed, and Shen Zaihao's setting is to be a violent beauty who hates iron but not steel. From this setting, it is not difficult to see that Min Yunqi is a strict wife.

Fortunately, the directors are still very humane, they didn't find a pair of high heels for Shen Zaihao to wear, otherwise he would really bite his tongue and commit suicide.

pd: Anyway, you and Min Yoon Ki are filming together, do you still need to wear high heels?

Min Yunqi played first, and his first scene was to show the children his superb hip-pop talent.

"Min Yunqi's genius fried noodles are crumbling!"

"Min Yunqi's genius fried noodles are crumbling!"

"Min Yunqi's genius fried noodles are crumbling!"

Kim Nam Joon & Park Ji Joon & Shen Jae Ho: "...?"

Is this... talent?

Shen Zaihao couldn't hold back, and laughed.

He smiled, and Pu Zhijun laughed too.

pd helpless: "cut!"

Everyone present had been holding back very hard, and when they heard the director call cut, they all laughed mercilessly.

Even Min Yunqi laughed so hard that his shoulders shook.

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[How did they manage not to laugh when they acted later? ? ]

[Come and read with me: Min Yunqi's genius noodles with fried sauce!hahahahahahahaha! ]

[I decided to take this as my family rule, stick it on the head of the bed, and read it three times before going to bed in the future]

"Have you laughed enough?" PD said, "Let's continue when we have laughed enough."

This time everyone held back their laughter, after Min Yunqi finished pretending b by himself, Shen Zaihao walked over pretendingly.

"Why are you kneeling here?" Shen Zaihao picked up Min Yunqi, and put him beside him steadily, "Is it because the child can't afford to go to school, or did I have a car accident, and all the entertainers are sold at home?"

[fuck hahahahahahahahahahaha]

[This script was written by Shen Zaihao himself? ? ? ? ? ]

[I fucking died laughing hahahahahahaha]

[Shen Zaihao: When I scold others, I even scold myself]

[It’s so real hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This script contains the connotation of the script itself]

Min Yunqi: ...

Calm down, this is acting, he can't hit people.

Therefore, Min Yunqi endured the humiliation, got up from the ground, and threw himself on Shen Zaihao according to the human design: "My wife, you are here!"

Jin Nanjun covered Pu Zhijun's eyes with one hand, and covered his own eyes with the other hand, he couldn't see, really couldn't see.

Shen Zaihao's face turned red, and he still wanted to maintain his personality. He said "um" coldly, walked to the sofa, and kicked Park Zhizheng's feet. Pu Zhizheng immediately got up and made room for Shen Zaihao.

After Shen Zaihao sat down, Pu Zhijun immediately lay down on his lap, Shen Zaihao stroked Pu Zhijun's 'dog hair', Min Yunqi also followed, sat beside his lap, beat his leg, and did not forget to give Pu Zhijun a look: "Wife! Why are you hugging this dog again!"

"Don't hug the dog, hug you?"

Shen Zaihao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and looked at Jin Nanjun, "My dear niece, how is your study going?"

[Min Yunqi called his wife x2]

[I really doubt that Shen Zaihao wrote this script himself, it's too much! ! ]

[It's too real, such a relative really hates it to death! ]

[Dahei understands our cpf too well, my cp is married, I wish you two live together and have a baby early]

[I've already given birth, didn't you hear that the child can't afford to go to school? ]

[Min Yunqi calls his wife so smoothly, do you often call him in private? ]

[What's my wife, my sweetheart~]

Jin Nanjun smiled shyly: "It's better than Yunzhi."

"..." Shen Zaihao tried his best to maintain a smile, "Our child Yunzhi, follow his father, it's normal."

Min Yunqi was upset again: "I didn't bring a wooden warehouse with me when I went to school!"

"However, many people in our class like Yunzhi," Jin Nanjun said sourly, "Our class monitor also likes her."

[What kind of joke is this? ?Why do I not understand? ]

[Upstairs don't understand +1]

[I came back in 2017 to tell you that this is a new season of the sitcom drama, damn it, there are routines for running bombs now? ? ? ]

"Oh? Really?" Shen Zaihao's expression softened a lot when he heard his daughter's fighting spirit, "My dear niece, I'm here this time because I have something to give you."

After finishing speaking, Shen Zaihao took out a bunch of tickets, "This is the ticket for the BTS fan meeting, shall the two of us go together?"

"Ohmygod!" Jin Nanjun looked at the glittering ticket in his hand in shock, and rushed towards Shen Zaihao excitedly: "Auntie! I love you!!"

Min Yunqi immediately sat between the two of them, "Who do you want to hug, stinky girl?"

Jin Nanjun: "???"

Min Yunqi hugged Shen Zaihao: "I am the only one who can hold my wife!"

[wife x3]

[Min Yunqi is so jealous and natural, the more I look at it now, the more I take it seriously]

[It’s too real, the life of the two of you after marriage is nothing more than this woo woo woo]

[This dog food sprinkled me, and Jin Nanjun's expression is exactly the same]

After Min Yunqi said this, the scene was over.

As soon as pd called cut, Shen Zaihao jumped up from the sofa, shaking the goosebumps all over his body, "Min Yunqi, you are so disgusting!!!!"

"Do you think I'm not disgusting?" Min Yunqi shook the same type of goosebumps, "Obviously the most disgusting thing is me, okay?"

"Then what did Brother Nanjun and I do wrong to see you two being disgusting here?" Park Zhixuan looked disgusted.

Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi will not be involved in the next scene, they are sitting outside the camera and waiting for the final shooting.

Shen Zaihao didn't feel conscious of wearing a skirt at all, and was shaking his legs while playing with his mobile phone.

Min Yunqi sat next to him, his whitewashed legs dangling in front of his eyes, which made him upset, so he pulled the blanket beside him and threw it on his lap, "Can you be more conscious??"

"Conscious of what?"

Shen Zaihao was stunned for a second before realizing that being a woman is too annoying!

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Warm reminder, the countdown to completion: 20 days.

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Eat 1 bottle of fish silently;

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