Hormone strategy [entertainment]

If you want to ask Tian Zhengguo what he thinks about his birthday, he will definitely answer, that’s it, it’s nothing more than drinking a bowl of seaweed soup, sharing a ten-inch cake, and making a birthday wish. It’s boring but you have to Do.

He originally thought that on his 20th birthday, everyone would have a meal at home, and then he would receive some gifts, but he didn’t expect that he would go to bed together, and there was no one at home, only a note left alone on the coffee table .

It read: [-] o'clock in the evening, xx hotel.

……Um?

Tian Zhengguo was confused, took out his mobile phone and called Shen Zaihao, but no one answered, and then called Pu Zhixuan, still no one answered.

Okay, now he can be sure that these brothers are behind his back to make trouble.

But who told them that he would definitely have an appointment tonight?

……

In the early morning of September 9st, Jin Shuozhen and Park Zhijuan woke up a few people except Tian Zheng.

Looking at the uncertain expressions of his younger brothers, Jin Shuozhen persuaded earnestly: "If you want to scold, scold in your heart, don't make a sound, and don't wake Zhenguo up."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kim Tae-joo sneezed.

Jin Shuozhen stared at him angrily, and Jin Taejin rubbed his nose, trying to shrink himself under Jin Shuozhen's sight.

Jin Taiyi's sneezing didn't wake up Tian Zhengguo, but Shen Zaihao was taken aback, he slid off the sofa, fell down, and there was a bang, which resounded throughout the living room.

"..." Jin Shuozhen no longer had any hope, and rubbed his brows tiredly, "Please be more professional, okay?"

"Brother, give us 5 minutes..."

"We need time..."

"Forcing an early morning is murder..."

Jin Shuozhen sighed, pulled Park Zhijuan and left, he didn't care about these stinky men, he wanted to take his little angel Zhijuan to have breakfast!

The two came back after breakfast, and as soon as they opened the door, the five people on the sofa looked over in unison.

Jin Shuozhen took a step back in fright, and stepped on Pu Zhixuan's feet. After being beaten by Pu Zhixuan, he gradually regained the majesty of his elder brother: "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"

"Why did you two go?" Shen Zaihao asked.

"It's nothing, I went to the park downstairs for a walk." Jin Shuozhen replied.

Park Zhijuan looked at Jin Shuozhen with admiration from the side, no doubt he is a man who has studied acting, so he doesn't look like he is lying.

"He won't tell if you ask." Min Yunqi looked at Jin Shuozhen, and said to the other four, "Let's clean up and go have a meal."

After eating, the seven of them went to the hotel. Although the scene had been roughly set up, there were still some details that they needed to do by themselves.

It was also the first time for Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi to see the real thing, although they had vaguely made up the general appearance in their hearts, but when they actually saw these, they couldn't help being as surprised as everyone else.

It's really beautiful.

It's like returning to the fairy tale world when I was a child, everything is beautiful and dreamy.

As soon as Jin Tae-ju saw the pumpkin carriage at the door, he couldn't move anymore. He pulled Park Ji-jun and insisted on sitting on it, but Zheng Hao-xi stopped him with a worried expression on his face: "Can I sit on this?"

The hotel manager nodded: "Of course, this is real, not a model."

"Big hair..." Zheng Haoxi was instantly relieved, and squeezed up behind Pu Zhixuan's buttocks.

Jin Shuozhen took a fancy to the unicorn placed in the corner, "Is this really rideable?"

"Yes, everyone's weight is very acceptable."

Looking at the excited members, the only calm Jin Nanjun Min Yunqi and Shen Jaehao looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.

At this time, Shen Zaihao's cell phone rang suddenly, and when he saw the caller ID, he said 'wow', "Tian Zhengguo finally woke up."

"Called you??"

"Hahahaha brother, remember not to pick up!"

"I know." Shen Zaihao put the phone back in his pocket.

Shen Zaihao's cell phone stopped ringing, and Park Zhijuan's cell phone started to ring.

"Hey!" Pu Zhixuan proudly took out his mobile phone and shook it at the others, "It's Zhengguo!"

"cut."

"I can't take it again."

After Pu Zhixuan's phone stopped ringing, the others waited expectantly to see if he would be the next caller, but 5 minutes passed, and the room was still so silent.

The other four people: Oh, good job Tian Zhengguo.

Soon it was eight o'clock, the seven soldiers divided into two groups, Min Yunqi went to stand by at the piano, the other six hid downstairs, and reported to Min Yunqi when Tian Zhengguo went upstairs.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and Pu Zhixuan looked at the time, "Isn't Zhengguo not coming??"

"What if he didn't go to the sofa all day and didn't see that note?"

"...a crow's mouth."

"Please, think of something normal."

Just when several people started to think wildly, Tian Zhengguo finally came.

"Good boy, you dare to be late."

"What the hell? Why is he here wearing a hurdle vest and big pants?"

"Go upstairs! Tell Brother Yunqi!"

Soon the happy birthday song rang upstairs, and when the song was about to end, six people went upstairs, and all the lights on the second floor were turned on.

"Happy birthday!!!!"

Shen Zaihao handed Tian Zhengguo a gift box, which was a bit heavy, Tian Zhengguo opened it, and inside was a crown inlaid with sapphires, shining brightly under the light.

"This one……"

The crown was so beautiful that Tian Zhengguo dared not move it.

Shen Zaihao picked it up and put it on for him, and it was as dazzling as he imagined, "Happy birthday, little prince."

Over there, Pu Zhixuan pushed the cake out, Tian Zhengguo closed his eyes and made a wish, several people exchanged glances, and when he blew out the candles and started cutting the cake, he pressed his face into the cake.

"Happy birthday!"

The atmosphere that was so touching just now was broken in an instant. Amidst the maniacal laughter of several people, Tian Zhengguo raised his head, the cream on his face was colorful, and the brothers laughed even more wildly when they saw it. I can't stand up straight.

Tian Zhengguo snorted coldly, wiped the cream on his face, and covered the face of Jin Taejun who was closest to him.

Jin Taiyi was stunned for a second, and immediately started to fight back.

This is how the buttercream war started.

I don't know how long it took before everything calmed down. The eight people washed all the cream off their bodies, put on clean clothes, and went back to eat outside.

"Brother Zai Hao is so wise that he even prepared a change of clothes." Zheng Haoxi sighed as he looked at his newly changed short sleeves.

"I knew that you are not of any quality, so it is necessary to look at it this way?" Shen Zaihao asked triumphantly.

"The most sensible thing is not the clothes, but the hot pot. My God, Chinese hot pot is really delicious!"

Yes, that's right, their dinner today is hot pot.

After eating in China before, the seven of them couldn't forget it, so Shen Zaihao made a hot pot meal today.

There was no time to chat for a while, and everyone quietly waited for the meat to be cooked. Sure enough, the noisiest boy group was only quiet when they were eating.

But how could they have been quiet?

After eating almost, a few people started to make trouble.

"Do you want someone to bobo conquer the country?"

Tian Zhengguo immediately put down the bowl, and protested righteously: "No need, didn't you already have such a bad time when you traveled to Northern Europe?"

"Isn't that a coming-of-age ceremony?"

"Yeah, don't you need it for your birthday?"

"And I wasn't there at that time? It's a pity that I didn't see it."

Tian Zhengguo glanced at Jin Taeyi who followed the booing, "Do you believe it will be you in a while?"

Jin Tae-soo cut his voice in disdain, "Do you think you are a fortune-teller wearing sunglasses?"

However, after n rounds of rock-paper-scissors.

Jin Taiyi looked at his cloth, then at Jin Nanjun's scissors hands, wanting to cry without tears: "Brother, didn't you promise me to give me a rock?"

Jin Nanjun couldn't bear it: "I can't help it. Compared with losing my integrity, it's better not to be trustworthy."

Jin Tae-soo pursed his lips, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Come on!" Shen Zaihao clapped his hands, "Stop dawdling, both of you!"

Zheng Haoxi took the initiative to be the vocal accompaniment, Jin Taeyi resigned to Tian Zhengguo's side, Shen Zaihao and Jin Shuozhen looked at each other, and followed behind.

It was too late and then quickly, as soon as Jin Taeju's face was touched, Shen Zaihao pushed his head forward and sent him forward, and Jin Shuozhen next to him also desperately pushed Tian Zhengguo's head, and the two kissed instantly living up to expectations.

Jin Taiyi: Tian Zhengguo's face is quite slippery, is it because the cream hasn't been washed off?

Tian Zhengguo: You are dead :)

"Wow!!!!"

"Ahhhh!"

At the same time, Jin Shuozhen fled the scene quickly, while Shen Zaihao was watching the excitement, and when he realized it, it was too late to escape, and was grabbed by the wrist by Tian Zhengguo, who didn't know what the kid usually ate, so strong He couldn't break free.

"There is an injustice and a debtor, and I didn't press your head, did I?" Shen Zaihao tried to reason with Tian Zhengguo, but Tian Zhengguo was unmoved at all, and touched the back of Shen Zaihao's head with the other hand, and put his Pressing her head towards herself, she didn't dare to kiss her lips, but only gently wiped her face.

"Tian! Zheng! Country!"

Tian Zhengguo let go of his hand, and ran behind his brothers in an instant, stuck his head out through the crowd and continued to die: "Is the feeling of pressing the head very good?"

Shen Zaihao gritted his teeth and looked at him, "It's cool for me to hit someone, do you want to try it too?"

"Farewell, farewell." Afraid that Tian Zhengguo would do the same to him, Jin Shuozhen immediately rebelled, "The child's birthday is today, and the birthday is the oldest."

"Okay, you wait for tomorrow, I will let you have a psychological shadow on your birthday for the rest of your life!!"

Shen Zaihao, who was still talking harshly one second, was distracted by the beer that Min Yunqi brought out the next second.

At the wine table, Shen Zaihao is completely a competent Northeast person, no matter what the other person says, Shen Zaihao can persuade him to do it together, so after drinking for n rounds, there are only Zheng Haoxi and Jin Taejin on the table who do not drink. After a catastrophe, Tian Zhengguo, the birthday star, was barely sober, and the others were too drunk to find their way.

Seeing that the time was almost up, the three of them looked at the five drunkards with a headache, and prepared to help them into the car resigned to their fate.

Shen Zaihao was helped up from the table by Tian Zhengguo, and went downstairs staggeringly, halfway there, Shen Zaihao stopped suddenly, Tian Zhengguo was afraid that he would fall, so he held him tightly, Shen Zahao turned his head and glanced at him, his big eyes glowed Looking at the water, "Tian Zhengguo, you are 20 years old."

Tian Zhengguo nodded following his words, "Yes, yes, I am twenty."

"Then I'll be 24."

"Yes, you will be 24 after your birthday next month."

Tian Zhengguo still thought that Shen Zaihao was a drunk, and his calculations were quite clear, but he didn't expect Shen Zaihao to sit on the steps with a 'wow' at the next moment, crying very miserably: "Why am I so old!"

"How come I'm 42!"

Well, I said just now that he can count clearly, but now he can't even explain his age.

Tian Zhengguo squatted down tiredly, keeping Shen Zaihao's eye level, "Brother, you are 24 years old, not 42."

"24?"

"Ah."

"Wow!!! I'm so old!!!"

Shen Zaihao was crying so hard, his small appearance made people laugh and feel distressed.

"woo woo woo woo"

Looking at his brother who kept crying, Tian Zhengguo sighed, his 20th birthday was indeed unforgettable forever.

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