Hormone strategy [entertainment]

The invitation of "Star Detective" was finally sent to Fang Shihyuk, and the others were very inconceivable that Shen Zaihao was going to record the Chinese version of "Crime Scene".

"Are you sure you can still watch this show after going there?" Jin Shuozhen expressed doubts about Shen Zaihao's IQ.

"..." Shen Zaihao gave him a cold look, "Wang Jiaer can go, why can't I go?"

"You can also compare with him like this." Min Yunqi said leisurely.

"Who do you look down on??"

Min Yunqi smiled at him, it was self-evident who he was referring to.

"Oh! Believe it or not, I'll throw you out of the car right now!"

"This is great for you. We are in Guangzhou now, not in your territory. What are you good at?"

That’s right, they are currently in Guangzhou, China. They just rushed to the hotel from Baiyun Airport. There will be a FanMeeting tomorrow. Although they can’t go home, Shen Zaihao is still very happy to come to China. Others can obviously feel that he talks too much stand up.

"What shall we eat later?" Tian Zhengguo cared more about this than Min Yunqi or Shen Zaihao who was more powerful.

"Cheese rolls! Wonton noodles! Crayfish!"

As soon as this was mentioned, Shen Zaihao became even more interested. Nouns popped out of his mouth one after another. In the end, Song Haofan felt that his voice was louder than the navigation, so he reluctantly turned off the ignition.

After arriving at the hotel, everyone put away their luggage and went to a nearby restaurant for dinner.

"Do you want to go to the bathroom?" Shen Zaihao asked while holding the phone.

"I me me!"

Park Zhijun stood up with his mobile phone and followed Shen Zaihao away.

The two walked out of the private room and went to the bathroom at the end of the corridor.

As soon as Shen Zaihao pushed open the door, something flew in front of his eyes. He followed the trajectory of the thing and looked at it, it's amazing, is this the legendary flying cockroach?

The overly shocking picture caused Shen Zaihao to fall into a mental breakdown: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Park Zhijun didn't see anything behind him, but seeing Shen Zaihao screaming, he instinctively followed suit: "Ah, what's the matter??"

"Cockroach!! It can fly! Ahhh!!!"

"What?? Run fast!!"

The two of them ran back to the private room as if fleeing for their lives, scaring the people in the room dumbfounded.

"What's the matter with you two?"

"Is there a wolf chasing you?"

"Yes, yes, there are cockroaches!!" Shen Zaihao stuttered in fright.

"Isn't it just a cockroach...?" Min Yunqi glanced at him inexplicably, "What is there to make a fuss about?"

"But he can fly..."

"..."

Min Yunqi was silent.

Shen Zaihao: QAQ

Poor and helpless.

"As for??" Jin Shuozhen felt that Shen Zaihao was making a fuss.

"Brother!" Park Zhijun patted the table excitedly, words can no longer describe his shock, "If you don't believe me, just go to the bathroom!"

Seeing that Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeyi still didn't believe it, Shen Zaihao muttered stubbornly: "It's almost like a biochemical weapon QAQ"

"You two can go and see it if you don't believe it! It's still waiting on the wall for you to pass!"

Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeyi glanced at each other, unable to bear the curiosity in their hearts, they went to the bathroom to watch.

Shen Zaihao looked at Zheng Haoxi and Jin Nanjun who were unmoved the whole time, "Aren't you two interested?"

94line kept shaking his head: "No, no, no."

Not long after, Jin Taiyi and Tian Zhengguo ran back in a panic.

"How is it? Have you seen the deity?" Jin Shuozhen didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Not only did I see it! I also saw his friend!" Jin Tae-jin said with a constipated expression.

"It seems that they also welcome you." Shen Zaihao said gloatingly.

Perhaps it was because of the psychological shadow left when going to the bathroom, and when returning to the hotel after dinner, Shen Zaihao suddenly stopped at the door of the room.

"What are you doing...?" Min Yunqi was very puzzled.

Shen Zaihao walked behind him, "Go and see if there are any cockroaches in the house."

"..."

Min Yunqi looked at Shen Zaihao speechlessly, and obediently went in to check the enemy's situation.

A minute or two passed, and Shen Zaihao asked softly at the door, afraid of disturbing the sleeping cockroaches, "Are there any?"

"Yes, there is a nest of female cockroaches waiting to have babies with you."

"what?????"

"Nothing! Get out of here!"

Shen Zaihao: Isn't he afraid of cockroaches?Is there no human rights? QAQ

The FM on the second day prepared too many 'surprises', and the one that made Shen Zaihao the most tired was the Chinese version of "Man".

God knows that he will give himself internal injuries because of holding back his laughter!

After all, no matter how funny it is, it's not a professional thing to laugh on stage.

Shen Zaihao bit his lip trying not to laugh, and he was relieved when the interview started.

After introducing themselves, the host asked them to divide into two teams and start playing the game.

The eldest brother Kim Suk-jin and Makauchida Zhengguo each led a team, and began to select members in the oldest way.

"rock-paper-scissors."

After the translator sister said something, Jin Shuozhen repeated it twice, and then looked at Shen Zaihao, "Am I right?"

"Pfft hahaha..."

Under Jin Shuozhen's gaze, Shen Zaihao gradually restrained his smile, pursed his lips and nodded: "Yeah, brother is right."

Jin Shuozhen cut it, but was not comforted, and directly stretched out his hand to fight Tian Zhengguo.

After a fight without gunpowder, Shen Zaihao, Kim Seokjin, Min Yunqi and Park Jijun were on the team, and Kim Namjun, Kim Tae Jeongguo and Zheng Haoxi were on the team.

"The two teams should decide on the team name first."

Hearing the host's request, Shen Zaihao blurted out without thinking: "Our team is called Xiaomanyao."

host:"????"

"Can you not mention Xiaomanyao when you come to Guangzhou?" Shen Zaihao answered naturally, "We are the Xiaomanyao team."

The host who almost misunderstood something: ...

Fortunately, the other team seemed normal, so it was named after the captain.

"The first round of the game is turnip squat."

After the host introduced the rules of the game, he asked them to name them. Shen Zaihao pursed his lips when he heard the fancy radishes of various colors, "I have a bold idea..."

"what??"

"Let's stop calling carrots and call each other's names."

host:"???"

After 1 minutes, the game officially begins.

Shim Jaeho is now 'Rapmonster', Kim Namjoon is 'Jungkook', Jeon Jungkook is 'Jimin', Park Jijun is 'Suga', Min Yoonki is 'V', Kim Taejun is 'Jin', Kim Seokjin Now it's 'J-Hope' and Jung Ho-seok is 'JaeHo'.

When choosing a name, Shen Zaihao quickly chose Jin Nanjun's stage name, so no one would call him after such a long time, right?

After clarifying who is who for the first time, the host asked them to say it again, but no one remembered it. Shen Zaihao waved his hand indifferently, "It's quite fair, anyway, everyone can't remember, winning depends on luck."

"Do you have luck?" Min Yunqi pouted.

Shen Zaihao closed his eyes and thought about what Min Yunqi's name is now, "Jin Taejin, shut up!"

"Ah... so annoying... what kind of game is this?"

"I feel that IQ is being suppressed, who is Tai Yi now?"

"Who am I?"

"Shen Zaihao, I really killed you..."

The first one to squat was Shen Zaihao who won the rock-paper-scissors, "RapMonster squats, RapMonster squats, RapMonster squats and Jungkook squats!"

On the opposite side, Tian Zhengguo and Jin Nanjun squatted down at the same time.

Tian Zhengguo looked at Jin Nanjun, who was moving in sync with his movements, and was stunned for two seconds before reacting, covering his face and walking away in shame.

The second time started with Kim Tae-jung. After he called his name, he kept staring at Park Ji-jung and shouted 'Jimin', but the 'Jimin' in the game was the eliminated Jeon Jung-guk, so Kim Tae-jung was also eliminated.

OK, double kill.

In an instant, only Zheng Haoxi and Jin Nanjun were left in Tian Zhengguo's team.

Shen Zaihao started again for the Xiaoman waist team. He called his name, and Zheng Haoxi, who was opposite him, quickly squatted up.

Then Jung Ho-seok yelled 'suga', Park Ji-joon was startled, he reacted and started to squat immediately

Min Yunqi who almost squatted down but was spared because of his slow movements: It’s okay, it’s okay...

Gradually, this game finally turned into a peak duel between Shen Zaihao and Jin Nanjun.

After going back and forth six times, Jin Nanjun was finally passed out successfully, and after shouting 'RapMonster squat', he also squatted down.

"yeah!!!"

Seeing the scene of the opposite team cheering, Jin Nanjun still maintained the posture of squatting down for a long time and couldn't let go...

who is he? Who is RM again? Who is JK again?

It's too difficult, this philosophical question is really too difficult.

Compared with the first round of IQ, which no one has, the second round is much simpler, purely physical.

"The second round of the game is two-person dribbling."

There is a balloon between the two people. It cannot explode. It must be transported safely to the opposite bucket. The team that can carry the most within 1 minute will win.

After listening to the rules of the game, Shen Zaihao turned his head and looked at his teammates, "I'm in a team with Brother Jin, Suga and Jimin are in a team."

You don't need to think about it to know that the score is based on height. After all, if you don't match your height, it will be difficult to play this kind of game.

The four groups started at the same time, and the level of chaos was no less than that of prehistoric times if you closed your eyes and just listened.

Although Shen Zaihao was close to Jin Shuozhen, his neck was still leaning back, and he didn't want to have any intimate contact with Jin Shuozhen, and the same was true for Jin Shuozhen. The two only cared about disgusting each other. No one is watching the road.

So just like that, the two of them walked and came to the enemy's camp.

"Yeah, why did you come to Zheng Haoxi's place??"

"Yeah, why can I only walk sideways?"

"Shen Zaihao, stop moving! The ball is going to drop!!"

The two of them have been arguing endlessly, and within a minute, they only succeeded in transporting two balloons, let alone Min Yunqi and his team. Although they didn't have any quarrels, after all, they have short legs and walk slowly. The combination of the two groups is equal to Tian Zhengguo's team. The number, the Xiaoman waist team lost this round extremely miserably.

The two sides were tied one to one, so the third round of the game became crucial.

The third round of the game was so familiar to them that they couldn't be more familiar with it, which was the 'I love you to accept or not' game played in "Family Birth".

The rule of this game is probably that everyone sits in a circle, looks at the person on the right and says I love you. If you are shy or laugh, you will fail.If you fail, you will be punished, and people on the left and right will bobo on the cheeks at the same time.

And the people around you can choose to accept. If you accept, you should also say I love you, then turn your head and continue to say to the people on the other side in order.

Therefore, the order of the game is really important. After the host took out the lottery tube, the interpreter was robbed before she finished speaking.

Shen Zaihao didn't want to sit next to Park Zhijun at all, his smile was really too low, maybe he would kiss Park Zhijun all the time, but when the lottery result was announced, Shen Zaihao was on the left of Park Zhijun and Jin Shuozhen on the right.

Shen Zaihao: OK, fine.

The first time it was Park Jiju's turn to confess to Shen Zaihao, both of them tolerated it quite well, but when Shen Zaihao looked at Jin Shuozhen, Jin Shuozhen suddenly gave him a greasy wink.

Shen Zaihao stared at him for two seconds, and finally couldn't help laughing.

Since he was the first member to be punished, the host also specially came over to supervise the implementation of the punishment.

The director also cut the bgm with a faster heartbeat, Shen Zaihao endured the humiliation and finished the punishment, and amidst the screams of the ARMYs in the audience, which was like the sound of dolphins, the host started business: "May I ask if there is any difference in the feeling of bobo on both sides? "

Shen Zaihao touched his face with both hands at the same time, and recalled, "It's time for Jinxi to put on lip balm."

……

Soon this FanMeeting will come to an end.

"Before the official end, we still have a small easter egg."

The host smiled and said, "All of our FM games this time came from fans' votes on Weibo. Among games such as shuttlecock kicking and arm wrestling, the ARMYs chose these three games today. Do the members of BTS have anything to say to the fans?"

Shen Zaihao held the mic and smiled slightly: "I remember."

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