Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"Good morning everyone~"

As soon as Shen Zaihao finished speaking, Jin Taeju who was next to him curled his lips: "Brother, it was past twelve o'clock when we both went downstairs."

"...Isn't it because of you that you woke up?"

Shen Zaihao complained speechlessly, changed his hand to hold the mobile phone holder, and bumped into Jin Taejun's shoulder, "Say hello to the ARMYs."

Kim Tae-joo smiled and waved towards the camera: "Good morning, ARMYs~"

Shen Zaihao cut his voice, "Didn't you just say it's noon?"

"Aren't I cooperating with brother?"

Shen Zaihao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and started to introduce them to this live broadcast when he saw that the people were almost there.

That's right, Shen Zaihao and Jin Taeyi started a live broadcast, in the underground parking lot.

"The purpose of our live broadcast this time is to watch V wash my car." Speaking of this, Shen Zaihao smiled mysteriously, "As for why he washed my car, everyone will know next week."

The teaser for "Run" has already been released, but the full version of the MV won't be until next Monday, so Shen Zaihao can't say that Kim Tae-joo was arrested for washing his car because he scribbled on his car window during the filming of the MV.

Jin Tae-yi cried and said: "This tells us a truth, don't scribble."

God knows that he almost wrote "Jin Tae-joo is here for a visit", but fortunately he didn't write it, otherwise it would not be as simple as asking him to wash the car in Brother Hao.

Shen Zaihao immediately interrupted the impromptu scene that Jin Taeju added to himself, "Don't say it's useless, wash the car and go upstairs for dinner."

Jin Tae-soo said oh, and obediently went to wash the car.

Shen Zaihao stepped back a little, turned the camera to Jin Taejun, and consciously acted as a commentator.

"Now in front of us is Kim Tae-jung. He first took out a small knife. Oh, we can see that he is seriously scratching something. It seems that this thing is a bit big, and he moved it to the other side. Take it easy, my car!"

Jin Tae-soo's head was getting bigger from the nagging, and finally he couldn't take it anymore: "Brother, don't you think you are too noisy??"

The bullet screen was instantly filled with words like 'hahahahaha', 'serve it', etc. Shen Zaihao pretended not to see it, but he didn't dare to make any further explanations.

It's not that he's cowardly, after all, Jin Tae-joo still has a small knife in his hand, even though it's just a wallpaper knife, it can stab people, what if he kills with passion again?

"How about we play a game? How about I count to three and whoever speaks is the pig?"

Jin Tae-jun, who washes the car seriously: Why is this brother so crazy?

Shen Zaihao quickly counted three two one, and then proudly said: "I won."

However, he looked at the screen with his mouth curled up, as if he was looking at a child who was not up to his expectations, "You said, there are tens of thousands of you, and none of them have spoken. Now it's all right? You've all turned into little pigs."

Kim Tae-jun:? ? ? ?Does this guy really have some kind of disease?

As soon as he stopped moving, Shen Zaihao noticed it, and glanced at him, "Don't be lazy!"

"Understood!" Jin Taiyi roared, and with a little effort, pia'd the water-stained rag onto the glass.

Shen Zaihao was amused by his angry appearance, "Although we are Thai, we can eat a little, our voice is a bit louder, and IQ is not so good..."

At some point, Jin Taeyi grabbed the rear view mirror of the car, and said arrogantly, "Brother! If you talk about it again, I'll break the rear view mirror off!"

"..." Shen Zaihao changed the subject, "But that was all in the past! The current Kim Tae-jun is completely different from before! He is a brand-new Kim Tae-joo!"

Jin Taixi fondly touched the sleek side mirror, "Brother, go ahead."

Shen Zaihao gasped, he has such a violent temper!

"I still have your phone with me!" Shen Zaihao took out Jin Tae-joo's phone from his coat pocket, "I advise you to think about it."

Jin Taiyi stared at the new mobile phone he had just bought for a month, and silently let go of it.

Shen Zaihao nodded in satisfaction, "Our Taiyi is really a good and obedient boy."

The two recognized each other for a while, Shen Zaihao concentrated on the live broadcast, clicked on the special effects of the Vapp, and switched back and forth between cat ears and rabbit ears. The fans who were watching the live broadcast in front of the screen had already taken a lot of pictures. When I was working hard, I suddenly heard a 'click'.

Shen Zaihao turned his head and saw that Jin Tae-joo was holding a black stick and hesitating to speak. Seeing him looking at him, his soul was going to be frightened, so he quickly put his hands behind his back, and smiled awkwardly: "Hehehehehe... .”

Even with just one glance, Shen Zaihao recognized that it was his wiper, and immediately sighed, "How did you do it?"

"Just... I want to wipe the dust inside, and then just take it, it will break..."

Shen Zaihao sighed again, and gave Jin Tae-joo the mobile phone for the live broadcast, and asked him to hold it first, then took out his own mobile phone, and clicked on Baidu.

Then there was a scene that both the fans watching the live broadcast and Kim Tae-joo who was holding the mobile phone thought it was unbelievable-Shen Zaihao actually put the wiper back on himself.

Ami really wanted to get into the phone and grab the collars of these two people's clothes and ask, why are you two members of the idol group live-streaming car washing and installing windshield wipers?What they watch is not some popular science program about common sense in life!They just want to see these two men showing off their beauty, why can't they satisfy them! ?

Here Shen Zaihao had just installed the wiper when Jin Shuozhen called him.

"Hey?"

Jin Shuozhen has long been used to Shen Zaihao saying ordinary words to him sometimes. After all, Shen Zaihao only said a few words when he remembered that he should say honorifics, but usually at that time it might mean that someone was going to be unlucky.

At first, he still couldn't accept it, but after watching Shen Zaihao chatting with his father, Jin Shuozhen was much more balanced, after all, Shen Zaihao occasionally said honorific words to him!His treatment is still a little better than that of Shen Zaihao's father!

"Haven't you two finished washing the car yet? The food is ready."

As soon as he heard that the meal was ready, Shen Zaihao immediately looked at Jin Taeyi, "How long will it take for you to finish?"

"And the trunk..."

"Let's go together, get it done quickly, and then go upstairs for dinner."

After talking with Jin Shuozhen, Shen Zaihao and Jin Shuozhen hung up the phone, and took the mobile phone from Jin Taeyi, "Everyone, in an emergency, the two of us will turn off the live broadcast first."

Ami:? ? ?Do you think we are all deaf?

Jin Tae-joo looked nervous, "What's the matter?"

"..." Shen Zaihao pinched the soft flesh on his waist

, leaned into his ear and whispered something to go upstairs for dinner.

Jin Taiyi suddenly realized, "There is really something very important, so let's turn off the live broadcast first!"

Ami: ...These two idiots don't see or see.

Shen Zaihao nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, that's the end of the live broadcast, see you next time everyone~"

Jin Tae-yi also waved his hand to bid farewell to the ARMYs, and then Shen Zaihao turned off the live broadcast, put the phone holder aside, and went to the car wash with Jin Tae-joo.

Two people together must be faster than one person, Shen Zaihao felt that he wiped off the dust in the trunk without even moving his hands a few times.

"go home!!"

Back in the dormitory, the table was already full of delicious food, the two of them were chased by Jin Shuozhen to wash their hands, and then sat down at the table impatiently.

"What day is it today? There are so many dishes?" Shen Zaihao bit his chopsticks and looked carefully, a little surprised.

Jin Shuozhen replied: "I don't have much time, I just bought too much food yesterday."

"what?"

Min Yunqi took a sip of the soup, "Yesterday the convenience store had a [-]% discount on vegetables."

"I said it." Shen Zaihao picked up a chopstick and he specially taught Jin Shuozhen to make tomato scrambled eggs. After tasting the familiar sweetness, he nodded with satisfaction, "Brother's skill is good!"

Because there are half Northeast people in the dormitory, the taste of Bangtan has gradually become dull. You need garlic when you eat fried noodles, garlic when you eat dumplings, and even sugar when you eat tomato scrambled eggs.

After hearing this, Tian Zhengguo scooped up a large spoonful of tomato scrambled eggs for Shen Zaihao. Shen Zaihao gave him an approving look, but the next second he watched Tian Zhengguo scoop out a large spoonful of mustard shredded fried meat in front of him.

"ah!!!"

Shen Zaihao couldn't take it anymore, he brought this pickled mustard from China, and there were only a few bags, but Tian Zhengguo snatched so much of it after finally making it into vegetables! !

"Brother, you eat that, I eat this, let's average it out."

"No!! It's all mine!"

Min Yunqi said: "I'm coming back soon, can you eat less?"

"I'm not fat!"

"You can block Zhiyu so hard that you're still not fat?"

"..."

Shen Zaihao looked at Pu Zhijun, and silently persuaded him, forget it, let him eat this...

After dinner, it's time to go to the company to practice. This choreography is Shen Zaihao's favorite so far. Although the dance is tiring, he still likes dances with large movements. After all, it's fun to dance.

Shen Hao's short sleeves got soaked after practicing a few times. Although it is the end of November and Seoul is freezing cold, as long as they start practicing in the practice room, they can enjoy the summer heat.

Zheng Haoxi threw the towel on Shen Zaihao's head, Shen Zaihao wiped the sweat on his neck, collapsed on the ground and started playing with his mobile phone, clicked on kkt, and when he saw the news, Shen Zaihao sat up in surprise.

[Wang Jiaer: Let's have dinner together tonight! ! 】

Shen Zaihao looked at the time, it was already past seven o'clock.

[I was practicing just now, I didn't look at my phone, have you eaten?]

Wang Jiaer replied immediately.

【I haven't, I'm waiting for you】

[But I still have to practice, and it is estimated that it will end at [-] or [-] o'clock, why don't we go for a midnight snack? 】

【Wang Jiaer: It's okay, I'll wait for you, my brother Youqian also wants to be together, okay QAQ】

【sure】

After deciding on the matter of eating, Shen Zaihao lay down again, suddenly remembered, Wang Jiaer can take his younger brother to dinner, why can't he?

Shen Zaihao kicked Tian Zhengguo's foot, "Come to have dinner with Wang Jiaer with me tonight?"

Tian Zhengguo didn't even think about it: "I won't go."

Shen Zaihao knew that he would say such a long time ago, so he sighed artificially, "Oh, Wang Jiaer can bring a younger brother, but I don't have such a cute and satisfying younger brother..."

Tian Zhengguo sneaked a glance at Shen Zaihao, "...What do you want to eat?"

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