Hormone strategy [entertainment]

When "Dope" came back, I bumped into BigBang. It was impossible for one, but I took the alternate a few times. The children are quite content, after all, they are the seniors of BigBang.

At this time, Dahei Company took over a self-made variety show for them. The first episode lasted about 10 minutes and was directly broadcast on Vapp. It was very convenient to watch and shoot.

Before the feature film started shooting, eight people had to record a small interview.

"Introduce yourself first."

Shen Zaihao crossed his legs and looked at the camera lazily, "Shen Zaihao, 23 years old..."

"Is there nothing else?"

Shen Zaihao paused for a moment, not knowing what to say.

Park Ji-hyun, who purposely stayed beside Shen Jae-ho, shouted, "The catastrophe of BTS!"

"Please wait a moment." Shen Zaihao talked to the camera, then stood up and walked towards Park Zhijun.

"Brother!"

Park Zhijue took a few steps back, put his arms into Bruce Lee's classic posture, and looked at Shen Zaihao warily, "I'm ready, come on!"

Shen Zaihao was too lazy to start a fight with Pu Zhixuan, so he put his hand under his chin and scratched it lightly, Pu Zhizheng couldn't straighten his back from laughing.

"Spicy chicken!"

Shen Zaihao snorted disdainfully, and returned to his seat, "Nothing happened just now, let's continue."

"..." The director silently turned the page of the script, "Do you know anything about Vapp?"

"Tell me the truth?"

The director nodded.

"When I heard this name for the first time, I thought it was run by Kim Tae-joo's family." Shen Zaihao really told the truth, "I thought that if Jin Tae-joo's family was so rich, our group would be disbanded. I can earn a little more by going to Jin Tai’s company to work.”

"????"

The director pursed his lips speechlessly, "You also think highly of our company..."

Shen Zaihao chuckled.

"What kind of appearance do you plan to show in the new group comprehensive?"

"Hmm..." Shen Zaihao tilted his head and thought for a while, "Let's show the most authentic side, because many people only see us for a few minutes on the stage, but they don't know that we are actually..."

Shen Zaihao paused, "It's even more charming."

"..."

The director who thought that Shen Zaihao would reveal some shocking secret was completely speechless, and waved his hand tiredly, "It's fine, let's go here first."

Shen Zaihao nodded with a smile, and pulled Pu Zhixuan into the car.

The shooting location was a white hut like "Idol of the Week", and the program crew even prepared clothes for them - I asked Cody for their "Dope" song clothing.

After changing their clothes, eight people stood in a row, and the recording of the first issue of "runbts" began.

It was still the director in the interview, he cleared his throat, and asked a question worth thinking about: "What do you think is the standard for measuring the best man?"

"This." Jin Nanjun straightened his waist, "Of course it's the height."

Jin Shuozhen retorted: "Who doesn't have the height? Why should there be some strength?"

Min Yunqi cut off in disdain, sorry that he doesn't have these two things very much.

Min Yunqi pulled Jin Shuozhen back, let the little brother back a little, and then adjusted his collar pretentiously, a domineering air spontaneously emerged, "Of course a man must have money."

"Hearing Brother Yunqi's tone, do you still have two coins in your pocket?" Zheng Haoxi smacked his lips.

"That's 10 yuan in the card!"

"Wow, you're so rich!" Shen Zaihao hugged Min Yunqi's arm, blinked and said flatteringly: "Brother, can you take care of me?"

Min Yunqi looked at Shen Zaihao who was winking at him, coughed pretending to be reserved, "No..."

Shen Zaihao pinched him hard.

Min Yunqi immediately changed his words: "It's not impossible."

"Ok!"

Shen Zaihao nodded in satisfaction, bent his legs and leaned his head on Min Yunqi's arm.

However, within three seconds, Tian Zhengguo slipped behind Min Yunqi and Shen Zaihao, squeezed between them and separated them, "Good men don't mess around casually!"

Min Yunqi: "???"

"Then what do you think the best man is like?"

"Of course I can do anything!" Tian Zhengguo didn't know whether he was talking about others or himself, "I'm not afraid of snakes, I can ride a bicycle and I can set off fireworks..."

Why did Shen Zaihao feel that Tian Zhengguo was speaking for him? ?

"Who do you look down on??"

Tian Zhengguo was yelled at with a grievance on his face, "I didn't!! I just want to tell my brother that I can help you if you don't know how to do it!!!"

"Ah????" Shen Zaihao blinked, realized that he had misunderstood Tian Zhengguo, and immediately became respectful: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Brother Zai Hao apologized?"

"I was stunned..."

"Pinch me, is this true??"

After hearing this, Jin Tae-ju squeezed Pu Zhi-jun's face hard, and Pu Zhi-jun yelled for him to let go, rubbing his face and glaring at Jin Ta-jun angrily: "Why are you really doing it?"

The person involved, Tian Zhengguo, was stunned for two seconds before digesting the fact, and rubbed the back of his head, "Hmm..."

The program team explained the rules of the game in due course, and after seeing that all eight people understood it, they asked the staff to move the props up.

This round of games is quite abnormal. It is to let a member sit on a stool with a sip of water in his mouth. Whoever persists for a long time is No.1.

"Who will come first?" Jin Nanjun looked at the others.

"Me first!" Min Yunqi was the first to speak.

Immediately after Jin Shuozhen also spoke, Zheng Haoxi was speechless: "Is this a wink game?"

Shen Zaihao is not very ticklish, and has no desire to win, so he automatically took a step back, mainly because this game is a bit disgusting...

In an instant, the seventh order has been assigned. Everyone looked at Shen Zaihao who had been silent all this time. Jin Nanjun sorted out the order of the game: "Then Brother Zaihao is the last one."

Shen Zaihao nodded.

The game started like this, Min Yunqi stepped forward with his long legs, and sat up confidently.

Jin Tae-yi had already caught sight of the rubber gloves on the table, and sure enough, Min Yun-ki sprayed it out as soon as he touched it.

Shen Zaihao's face was full of disgust, it really was the right decision for him to hide so far!

However, Shen Zaihao made so many enemies in his daily life, how could others let him go?

After Jin Tae lost in seconds, several people were already gearing up, "Where is Brother Hao?"

I don't know when Shen Zaihao crouched in the corner and didn't dare to move: ...

"Brother Zaihao is there!!" Tian Zhengguo was the first to discover Shen Zaihao.

Jin Tae-jin, who was wiping his face, didn't wipe it anymore, he threw the paper and rushed over with the others. Shen Zaihao was taken aback by his teammates rushing towards him like a zombie movie.

"you???"

Tian Zhengguo stretched out his sinful hand toward Shen Zaihao: "It's useless to escape!!"

Shen Zaihao moved back, maintaining his physical innocence, "Tian Zhengguo, I am your brother!"

"What's the use of brother?" Tian Zhengguo directly pulled Shen Zaihao up from the ground, "Brother, didn't you already know this truth?"

"Yeah???? Where does this shit come from??"

Kim Tae-joo answered: "And brother, didn't you tell us? Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth!"

"Damn!! Kim Tae-jin, are you capable of coming again at this time?"

No matter how Shen Zaihao resisted, he was easily pushed onto the chair by his trusted teammates.

Even afraid that Shen Zaihao would escape temporarily, Tian Zhengguo firmly pressed Shen Zaihao's shoulder to prevent him from moving.

Park Zhijuan brought the water in front of Shen Zaihao, and after forcing Shen Zaihao to take a big sip, Jin Nanjun yelled and started.

Almost in an instant, n hands touched Shen Zaihao's body, and all the itchy flesh on his body was touched to varying degrees. He rolled off the chair directly, and the water in his mouth was swallowed, but Shen Zaihao was choked. , Coughing for a long time with both hands on the ground.

"Hey, we are too pitiful in Zaihao." Jin Shuozhen patted Shen Zaihao on the back and said gloatingly.

Shen Zaihao didn't bother to pay attention to him, he was choked and uncomfortable, his eyes were red from coughing, and he looked very pitiful sitting on the ground, "You are really a bunch of beasts..."

"Huh—?" Min Yunqi lengthened the ending.

Shen Zaihao immediately changed his words: "I am a beast."

Seeing Shen Zaihao's cowardly look, the others felt unprecedentedly happy: finally found a way to cure this man!

Tian Zhengguo won the first round of the game as a matter of course. Shen Zaihao suddenly remembered that when other people scratched Tian Zhengguo, the child's clothes were almost pulled away, and he still insisted not to spit out a little water from his mouth. The spirit of not giving up and not giving up was moved to tears...

What the hell is this desire to win? ? ?

In the second round of the game, they had to put on lipstick and print their lips on the glass, and the one with the biggest mouth won.

Shen Zaihao really wanted to ask the staff where they came up with these weird games...

He complained silently in his heart, and when he turned his head, his lips poked something, Shen Zaihao was stunned, and lowered his eyelashes to see that Tian Zhengguo was painting vigorously on his mouth with a stick of lipstick.

"?????" Shen Zaihao blinked to express his doubts.

"Don't move." Tian Zhengguo finished applying the lipstick, drew a heart on Shen Zaihao's chin, and then gave the lipstick to others contentedly.

Shen Zaihao didn't know what was going on on his face now, he could feel Tian Zhengguo scribbling on his face, but he didn't know what it was, but he didn't care now, anyway, he didn't think about getting an image in this variety show anyway .

The others were sitting in front playing games, Shen Zaihao had nothing to do, grabbed Min Yunqi, who was watching the fun, and lowered his head to print a lipstick mark next to his shirt collar. After printing, he was very satisfied with the shape of his lips, "If you don't tell everyone Everyone would think it was printed by some beautiful woman."

"..." Min Yunqi had a cold face, "See if Cody will hit you for a while."

Shen Zaihao paused, looked around, but luckily Cody wasn't here...

When it was Shen Zaihao's turn, he only opened his mouth to a normal level. Tian Zhengguo, who was overwhelmed by the desire to win, couldn't stand his brother being so Buddhist: "Brother, open your mouth wider!!"

Shen Zaihao put the lipstick on before speaking: "If I open my jaw again, my jaw will be dislocated..."

The third round of the game was much more normal than the first two rounds, it was just a matter of grabbing the cushion, Shen Zaihao could get himself out in the first game.

however……

The other six people hugged the cushion tightly, only Min Yunqi and Shen Zaihao stood facing each other, with a tragically abandoned cushion in the middle.

"You take it!"

"No, no, you still take it!"

"You are old, you take it!"

"You look good, take it!"

You can only continue the game if you grab the cushion. It is obvious that neither of these two people wants to continue playing.

Jin Shuozhen, who had snatched the cushion early, couldn't stand it anymore, "Why are you two so annoying? Whoever is closest can't take it?"

Min Yunqi took a big step back in an instant.

"........."

Shen Zaihao sighed, and picked up the cushion resignedly.

The next round soon started again, and the seven people walked back and forth in circles following the music. When the music stopped, Shen Zaihao deliberately stopped for five seconds before starting to move, and then expressed his regret with a happy face: "Oh! I didn't catch it!" !"

Others: Really?Then you look really sorry...

Shen Zaihao happily went to find Min Yunqi, the two of them sat in the corner and watched the young people playing games over there, one game after another ended, and finally only Jin Taejun and Tian Zhengguo were left to compete for No.1.

Thinking of Tian Zhengguo's astonishing desire to win, Shen Zaihao slipped over quietly, and grabbed Jin Taejin's pants when the music stopped.

Kim Tae-jun:? ? ? ?

Over there, Tian Zhengguo had already grabbed the cushion, and cheers erupted in victory. Then Shen Zaihao let go of Jin Taeyi, "I'm sorry, Taiyi, I suddenly wanted to grab you just now."

Kim Tae-jun:? ? ?

What did he do wrong? ? ? ?

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