Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Shen Zaihao breathed a sigh of relief when he returned home after recording the FM. He suspected that he stole pigs from these people in his previous life, and was sent to Korea to be slaughtered by them in this life.

Ever since he found out that he was the one who set off the fireworks on Min Yunqi's birthday, these stinky men have united the front and made a plan for him to ride a motorcycle by the Han River together during the holiday.

Shen Zaihao didn't know what to say next to him, obviously these people were discussing his itinerary, but he couldn't get in a word?

Especially Min Yunqi!He pursed his lips and sniggered the whole time, as if buying a ticket to come in and listen to cross talk.

Shen Zaihao looked angrily at Min who was lying on the bed next to him and playing with his mobile phone, "Did you not know what to say for me just now?"

"Aren't you pretty good at talking?"

"No matter how I can say it, it's a stand-up comic! Those friends are a group comic!"

"What mouth??"

"It's not important! What's important is why don't you speak for me? Are my fireworks for dogs?"

"I think you want to die." Min Yunqi gave him a cold look, "If you speak wild words again, I will tell Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeyi that you were going to confess to me that day, but I refused to say this Talk it out."

"Fuck!! Min Yunqi, you are too shameless!" Shen Zaihao really wanted to strangle Min Yunqi to death.

"Please pay attention to your attitude, if I really tell them, they will really believe it."

"..."

Shen Zaihao was silent.

According to the brain circuits of some aspects of Jin Taiyi and Tian Zhengguo, maybe they will really believe Min Yunqi's fart, and then they will come to the door...

Shen Zaihao shook his head in disdain, "Tian Zhengguo's unreasonable behavior was cute when he was a child, but now that he's grown up, it's just a nightmare."

"Isn't that what you're used to?"

"Say it like you're not used to him!"

"Then I can't spoil him without you, can I? Buy whatever you want..."

In the middle of Min Yunqi's words, someone knocked on the door suddenly, the two of them looked at each other, Shen Zaihao put on his slippers and went to open the door helplessly.

Both of them took a shower and were about to go to bed, so they locked the door, and they didn't know why anyone would come to them at this hour.

When the door opened, Tian Zhengguo was standing outside.

Of course, Shen Zaihao didn't have a good face: "Why are you here?"

Tian Zhengguo began to pretend to be pitiful: "Brother, can I sleep with you?"

"Damn? Come again??" Shen Zaihao blocked the door and entered a state of alert: "Didn't you and Nanjun sleep well?"

"Brother Nan Jun is snoring."

"You sleep so dead that you can't hear it."

"audible!"

"Then why didn't you say it at first?"

"Isn't Brother Yunqi giving me inspiration! It turns out that roommates can be changed!"

Shen Zaihao turned his head and glared at Min Yunqi, looked at Tian Zhengguo with folded arms, and replied indifferently: "No."

Tian Zhengguo blinked his eyes: "Brother QAQ"

Shen Zaihao took a breath, no, hold back!

Seeing that the situation was not good, Min Yunqi in the room walked over immediately, grabbed Shen Zaihao by the collar and carried him to the back, and asked Tian Zhengguo, "Why are you here so late at night?"

"Brother Nanjun and I are both thirsty, I'll come out to get water." Tian Zhengguo replied solemnly, "By the way, I'll make trouble for brother."

Then he made a face at Min Yunqi, and left happily.

……

ill?

Min Yunqi closed the door without a word, and the two of them went back to their bed and lay down tiredly.

"Look at how this kid made you used to it."

Shen Zaihao depressedly picked up his phone and sent a kkt message to Jin Nanjun.

[Can you take care of your roommate? 】

Unexpectedly, Jin Nanjun replied soon.

[Jin Nanjun: There's no way bro, I'm also a soft-spoken person in this team, who can I control? 】

……

Shen Zaihao fell into deep thought while holding his mobile phone. Could he afford to provoke or hide from this evil force?

So the next day, there was an extra note on the coffee table in the living room.

It says: I'm leaving, don't read

It startled Jin Shuozhen who was the first to appear in the living room.

This handwriting like a ghostly talisman was written by Shen Zaihao at first glance. Could it be that what they said yesterday was too much?Didn't they just say that when they went to ride a motorcycle by the Han River, they tied a rope to Shen Zaihao's body and asked him to run behind?In other words, just for fun, and won't really let him run behind!Even if he wants to run away, they won't let him, after all, he still has to face.

You were fine when you came back yesterday, why did you run away from home after sleeping?As we get older day by day, why is our mind getting smaller and smaller?

And what is he running around... and he doesn't remember the way, like an idiot, their popularity has increased a lot after their comeback with "INeedU", Shen Zaihao is running around outside at this time in case he is surrounded by fans and then gets pregnant (no) What can I do?

Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Jin Shuozhen immediately took the note and ran to Min Yunqi, "What's the matter with Shen Zaihao?"

Min Yunqi had already washed up, and was leaning on the pillow to play with his mobile phone, seeing Jin Shuozhen coming in in a hurry: "What's wrong with him?"

Jin Shuozhen handed the note to Min Yunqi, "Look!"

Min Yunqi took it over and looked at it, rolled his eyes speechlessly, crumpled the note and threw it into the trash can, "Don't listen to him farting, he just went back to China to celebrate his grandma's birthday."

Jin Shuozhen: "..."

Next time he will believe Shen Zaihao's nonsense that he is a dog!

Seeing the back of Jin Shuozhen leaving angrily, Min Yunqi boarded KKT.

[Brother Shuo Zhen really thought you ran away from home, be careful to be beaten by him when you come back]

【Shen Zaihao: Don't worry, he can't beat me】

【Min Yunqi: He can let Tian Zhengguo bite you】

Seeing this news, Shen Zaihao suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have told Tian Zhengguo about his return to China.

He was so frightened that he immediately clicked on Tian Zhengguo's profile picture and typed hurriedly, even sacrificing his own bed.

[Zhengguo, I’m going back to China today to celebrate my grandma’s birthday, you can sleep in my bed at night]

[Tian Zhengguo:? ? ? 】

Wow, he seems to be screwed.

Shen Zaihao turned off kkt with a guilty conscience, and started watching the variety shows he downloaded on his phone.

Because this was a private itinerary that couldn't be more private, he put on a hat and a mask and came to the airport, like an ordinary passer-by who didn't wash his hair, sitting near the boarding gate waiting for check-in.

He was watching happily, when a shadow suddenly cast in front of him, he raised his head suspiciously, and saw a somewhat familiar face.

"Hello, is there anyone here?" The person in front of him is Wang Jiaer, a Chinese member of the group GOT7 that debuted at the beginning of last year. Seeing him look up, he stared at him for a few seconds, and suddenly shouted excitedly: "Is it JaeHo? ?”

"I do not……"

As soon as Shen Zaihao spoke, Wang Jiaer became more sure, took a step back and bowed: "Hi, senior! I like senior very much! I am really happy to see senior here today!"

For a moment, everyone looked at Shen Zaihao, especially Zhan Jie who was holding a camera on the opposite side.

Shen Zaihao picked up the bag on the chair next to him tiredly, motioned for Wang Jiaer to sit down, and waved to the station sister opposite.

It can be seen that Wang Jiaer's schedule should be public. Shen Zaihao looked around, but he didn't see any staff beside Wang Jiaer. "Where's your manager?"

"He went to the toilet." Wang Jiaer looked at Shen Zaihao with a smile, "Why is senior here alone?"

"I have something to do when I go back to China." Shen Zaihao pursed his lips, "Well, don't call me senior, it sounds weird."

When Shen Zaihao said this, Wang Jiaer became even happier. He asked all of Shen Zaihao's contact information in a series, and then held the phone with a satisfied face: "Brother Zaihao, how long are you going to stay in China?"

"I'm going back to Korea tomorrow night, we still have schedules."

"Huh? Then I wanted to have dinner with you."

"It's the same when I go back to Korea..."

"That's good, brother! We can't wait to have dinner together!!"

"Um……"

Wang Jiaer went back to China to participate in the "Star Asia" program. The two of them just changed planes at the same place. After getting off the plane, one flew north and the other south.

Shen Zaihao really didn't expect that he would meet colleagues by chance when he just returned to a country casually, but he didn't expect that he saw another familiar face at his grandma's 66-year-old birthday party.

Two years ago when he brought the members to the Northeast, he ran into Lin Shiyu, a friend of his younger sister Gu Xiyi.

"Why is he here???"

Gu Xiyi draped Lin Shiyu's shoulders, although she was not tall enough, she must be aggressive, "This is my boyfriend."

"I rely on?????" Shen Zaihao felt that this world was a fantasy.

"What do you rely on??" Father Shen rolled his eyes at him, "Your sister already has a boyfriend, when did you have a girlfriend?"

"what???"

Shen Zaihao didn't understand why this topic jumped here?

"Ah what?" The eldest aunt also came on stage, "Your sister-in-law is pregnant with a second child, Xiao Hao, you should hurry up."

"I'm only 23...don't worry..."

"Oh, why are you not in a hurry?" The little aunt also started, "Why don't you get married after more than a year after falling in love? You start looking now, get married at the age of 25, and the two will live together in another year. Only a child can barely make it..."

Shen Zaihao's head grew dizzy from the babble, and he decisively changed the subject: "Where are my brother and my sister-in-law? Why aren't you here yet?"

Then she gave Gu Xiyi a look, and Gu Xiyi understood, "I just asked my brother, they are on the road, there is a traffic jam."

"Indeed, at this time, everything will be blocked to death."

Seeing that the topic was just shifted away, Shen Zaihao breathed a sigh of relief, not daring to vent his anger, for fear that the topic would be brought to him again, so he sat quietly and played with his mobile phone, occasionally chiming in with a few words.

Shen Zaihao clicked into kkt again, wanting to share something new with Min Yunqi.

[Do you still remember that I have a younger sister in China?When you came to China, you met by chance]

【At that time, there wasn't a little boy next to her!The one I suspected he was interested in me! 】

【My sister even brought that boy to our house for dinner today】

[Also said that was her boyfriend! ! !I'm really stunned]

[Weren't you still a girlfriend before? ?Why did he suddenly become a boyfriend? ?I really don’t get it]

[They young people are too good at playing! ! 】

However, Shen Zaihao was typing on the keyboard crazily, but Min Yunqi never answered him, he pursed his lips, and went to have fun.

After eating and returning home, Shen Zaihao took out his cell phone, but Min Yunqi still didn't call him back.

There were people talking in the group of eight people all the time, and they just ordered takeaway in the dormitory, and they didn't look like they were busy at all.

Shen Zaihao snorted coldly and pressed the screen angrily.

【What are you doing? 】

[Why don't you call me back? ? ? 】

【Are you captured by Monkey King? 】

[Isn't there no schedule for these two days? 】

[Min Yunqi? ? ? 】

【Hello? ? ? 】

Still nothing happened.

Depend on!He gave Min Yunqi half an hour, if he didn't come back, he would die!

Half an hour passed quickly, Shen Zaihao gritted his teeth and stared at the unchanged phone screen, and blocked Min Yunqi.

After another ten minutes like this, Shen Zaihao didn't receive a request to add a friend, and now he was really angry.

People like Min Yunqi are really the most annoying in the world!

Shen Zaihao threw his phone aside to charge it, and went to take a shower muttering.

When he came back from the outside, his phone was already fried.

First Twitter.

【@BTS_twt: Ahh... I just woke up [Min Yunqi’s selfie.jpg]】

【@BTS_twt: Zaihao, look at my request [Screenshot of the chat with Shen Zaihao.jpg][The interface showing 'deleted'.jpg]】

Then there are groups of eight.

[Jin Shuozhen: @沉五浩brother, you are a ruthless person!How dare you blackmail Min Yunqi, you will be the big brother in the team from tomorrow on! 】

[Tian Zhengguo: Brother Hao did a great job! 】

【Jin Tae-joo: Brother Yun Qi is already swearing in the room】

[Park Zhijun: The battle situation is very urgent, I was almost accidentally injured just now]

[Zheng Haoxi: Jae Hao is really handsome!Brother Hao will be my role model from now on! ! 】

[Jin Shuozhen: @金南俊look at your elder brother, do ordinary people dare to blackmail Min Yunqi? 】

【Jin Nanjun: Don't cue me brother, I dare not】

It's dark.

Shen Zaihao hurriedly accepted Min Yunqi's request, and immediately sent a message to explain.

【I just went to take a shower】

Almost at the same time, Min Yunqi also sent a message.

【Min Yoon Ki: I was sleeping all the time just now】

[Hmm...why are you uploading the chat history to Twitter? 】

【Min Yunqi: I thought you were angry so you didn’t add me as a friend. You can see it when you post it on Twitter】

Shen Zaihao sent an expression pack with a blank face.

[Min Yunqi: I didn’t upload the part where you said your sister]

[If you dare to upload it, I will kill you! 】

……

After Honey FM aired, the ARMYs were almost laughed to death, and almost ate sugar to death.

[Tian Zhengguo really speaks amazingly, he can pick out a catty of sugar in one sentence]

[Woo woo woo woo 93 is true! 93 Nothing is true if it is not true! ! ]

[Shen Zaihao is really good at it, what a heart-stirring scene to set off fireworks on a birthday, if I have half of his ability to pick up girls, I would not be single long ago]

[Wait a minute, is it a man or a woman upstairs? ? ? ? ]

[Tian Zhengguo is really sour, I can smell vinegar through the screen]

[Don't ask, just want to learn how to set off fireworks]

[93 is really too first love, woo woo, everyone saw Min Yunqi’s tweet a few days ago TT]

[When I saw TT, it was like a young couple quarreling and coaxing my wife, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[Shen Zaihao is really cute too!How could you say something like being captured by Monkey King 55555]

[Isn't Tian that country the Korean agent of Shanxi mature vinegar? ? ]

[Other people's expressions are too unified when they know Shen that Hao and Min that are going out to set off fireworks secretly hahahahahahahahahahahaha!The six people even curled their lips in exactly the same arc, they died laughing]

[Shen Zaihao is really the center of CP, where there is him, there will be jealous men]

[I don’t know what it’s like to be surrounded by beautiful men and jealous every day, so envious]

If Shen Zaihao could see these comments, he would have to answer that he wanted to die.

Before being attacked by the crowd, Shen Zaihao didn't think there was anything wrong with what he did.

There's nothing wrong with running away once in a while when you're in a bad mood.

He doesn't have any romantic cells, so he does whatever he thinks in his heart.When the members said that day, he felt something was wrong, he was too kind to Min Yunqi, right?

Could this be the legendary... Father's love is like a mountain?

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