Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"What kind of flowers did the elders send you?" Shen Zaihao glanced at the bouquet of flowers, although he couldn't tell what kind it was, and thought it was strange for a big man to receive a bouquet of flowers for no reason, but he was very happy.

"I like the tone of my brother, don't you?" Tian Zhengguo saw Shen Zaihao's mouth rising a little bit, and then laughed too.

"Brother stinky, shut up." Shen Zaihao knew what Tian Zhengguo looked like without looking.

Seeing Shen Zaihao's pretending to be calm, Tian Zhengguo chuckled.

Shen Zaihao's ears turned red when he heard the laughter next to him: "Why are you laughing?"

I'm ashamed.

Jin Tae-joo and Park Ji-jung in the back row moved over tacitly, together with the co-pilot Tian Zhengguo, the three of them stared at Shen Zaihao together.

Shen Zaihao tilted his head to look at the right side mirror: ...

"Do you three think I'm a monkey in the zoo?? I'll throw you out of the car if I look at it again!"

Shen Zaihao: He was wrong, it is really too difficult to raise a child by himself...

After the graduation ceremony, the children ushered in a short break.

When rapline was busy preparing for the next album, Bang Si Hyuk suddenly asked them to call everyone to the company for a meeting.

"What are you doing again???" Shen Zaihao has been in the studio for several days, and his mood is very irritable. Like his messy hair, it can blow up at any time. He didn't bother to change his shoes, so he came here with slippers on.

Jin Nanjun and Min Yunqi are not much better. Jin Nanjun's glasses leg was broken by him three days ago, and he has no time to get glasses. He puts on a pair of glasses to deal with it. He has to look in front of the computer screen to change the lyrics. .

Min Yunqi drank iced Americano for several days, his face was as dark as coffee, as if Fang Shihyuk would blow up Dahei if he didn't let them go.

Among the four people, only Zheng Haoxi is still a bit human, and occasionally goes to the practice room to dance with Park Jijun, and his mood is barely stable.

"Brothers????"

I haven't seen each other for a few days, but when we met, I had this look. Vocalline's jaws almost dropped.

Tian Zhengguo looked at the sloppy Shen Zaihao, and thought he had left the group to beg for food, "Brother, are you going to beg for food together???"

"Don't mention it." Shen Zaihao lay down on the sofa, crying about his tragic experience, "I've changed that melody for three days, and I'm about to vomit. Fang Shihe hasn't let me go yet."

He didn't hear the imaginary complaints for a long time after he finished speaking, Shen Zaihao got out of the sofa, "Where's Fang Shihe???"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, the office door opened, Fang Shihe came in with a folder, and when passing by Shen Zaihao, he took out an A4 paper from it and gave it to him.

"what is this?"

"The lyrics of the Chinese version of 'Manly Man'." Fang Shihyuk sat down and looked at Shen Zaihao expectantly, "How do you see it?"

Upon hearing the lyrics in Chinese, Shen Zaihao immediately raised the paper and read it seriously.

But a second later.

"Damn it hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the hell is this?"

other people:"?????"

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈有毒吧？”

Fang Shihe looked at Shen Zaihao who was suffocating from laughing, and his expression became indifferent: "What are you laughing at?"

"Hahahahahaha who, who wrote the lyrics? Hahahahahaha! Did you choose it randomly by flipping through the Xinhua dictionary?"

Fang Shihe said a name indifferently: "Fang Wenshan."

Shen Zaihao calmed down instantly: "Who????"

"Fang Wenshan, the one who wrote "Blue and White Porcelain"."

"..."

Shen Zaihao read it again, but he still couldn't hold back: "Hahahahahahaha, please help me!"

Five minutes later, Shen Zaihao finally forced himself to calm down.

"PD, are you really not deceived?"

Shen Zaihao really wondered if Fang Shihe had been deceived.

Fang Shihe threw a glue stick over, but Shen Zaihao avoided him. He looked at the lyrics and shook his head, "Fang Wenshan could write such lyrics??"

"What the hell happened to the lyrics??"

"It's just embarrassing, it's the same feeling as singing 'I'm a handsome man, I'm so handsome' in Korean."

"..." Fang Shihe thought for a while, "Why don't you fill it out again?"

"No, now when I hear this song, my mind is full of 'I want to be your exclusive Oppa', so I can't write it."

"Then if this is the case, don't be shy, and start recording songs next week."

next week? ? ?

record song? ? ?

Shen Zaihao resolutely protested: "pdnin, can I not sing? I really can't look directly at the lyrics..."

"No, and you have to be responsible for teaching them Chinese."

"??? I remember that our company has a Chinese teacher?"

"You fired after you came." Fang Shihe said naturally, "After all, I am very poor."

"..."

Shen Zaihao was speechless, what else could he say? ?

So, just like that, Mr. Shen's Chinese class was forced to start.

Fang Shihe was still wondering how Shen Zaihao could persist for five or six days before coming to him, but he didn't expect Shen Zaihao to knock on the door early in the morning of the third day.

"PD!!!!!!"

Fang Shihyuk was drinking coffee, and was so frightened by his voice that he didn't choke to death. He wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, "Come in."

"PD! I can't do this job anymore!" Shen Zaihao entered the door angrily, "If I can teach these people how to learn Chinese, Confucius will not be able to stand it!"

"Not really..." Fang Shihyuk replied, "Your English teacher must have the same idea as you now when teaching you."

……

It seems to make sense.

Shen Zaihao couldn't refute for a moment.

"Just bear with it? When your combination is stable this year, how about letting you be the first to release a mixtape next year?"

!!!

Shen Zaihao suddenly became interested: "Really?"

……

In the practice room.

After Shen Zaihao slammed the door and left in anger, the seven people in the room looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Why did Brother Zai Hao go?" Jin Taiyi asked cautiously.

"I must have gone to find a pd." Park Zhijun replied.

"Chinese is really too difficult..." Tian Zhengguo slumped on the floor without any image, "Why can't this tongue stick up?"

Jin Shuozhen stuck out his tongue: "I can!"

"Brother, can you speak Huayin?"

"…excuse me."

"Brother Hao's Chinese words are so good, wouldn't it be enough for him to sing the whole song alone? Why do you want to torture us!?"

Min Yunqi snorted coldly, "You think too much, Shen Zaihao probably sang 'say what you want' in the whole song."

"Isn't it??" Zheng Haoxi didn't believe it.

Jin Nanjun nodded, "It's very possible."

However, Shen Zaihao came back ten minutes later, and his attitude was a 360-degree reversal from before.

"My dear brothers and sisters, let's continue learning Chinese!"

The more amiable Shen Zaihao smiled, the more scared the others became.

"Brother Hao, this is... what's wrong?"

"Has he finally been driven crazy by us?"

"What ecstasy soup did Fang PD pour into him to make him look like this?"

"Is it my hallucination? Shen Zaihao actually talked to me with this attitude??"

Shen Zaihao held back his anger, "Don't hesitate my babies, let's learn Chinese happily together!"

"????"

"Call an ambulance!!"

"Brother, does an ambulance work for mental illness??"

"Never mind if it's useful or not! Call!"

Shen Zaihao saw that Tian Zhengguo actually picked up his mobile phone to make a call, he was so angry that he couldn't help it: "Ah!!!"

"What's the matter with you guys? Can't I talk to you well? Do I have to scold you a few times to feel comfortable?"

"exactly!"

"That's the tone! That's the attitude!"

"Brother, this is what you should look like!"

When several people breathed a sigh of relief, only Jin Nanjun looked solemn: "If you have schizophrenia, isn't it more difficult to cure?"

"..."

Shen Zaihao didn't know what to say, it was too difficult for him.

……

After a few days of mastering Chinese quickly, Fang Shihyuk asked them to go to the recording studio to record songs. After all, they are coming back soon. It’s better to end the Chinese version of "Man" as soon as possible.

Originally, Shen Zaihao was just watching from the front, and the other producers just listened casually in the back. After all, they couldn't understand Chinese and couldn't offer their opinions, but...

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Who can drive out this man who keeps laughing as soon as he opens his mouth? ?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me calm down."

Shen Zaihao tried his best to support the table to prevent himself from sliding down. Although it was very impolite to laugh when others were singing, he really wanted to laugh.

For him who grew up in China, asking him to record this song was a challenge to his nerves.

Pdogg couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the back of Shen Zaihao's chair and pulled him to the back, "Let's record, you go and rest."

"Stop laughing! If you laugh again, go to the corridor and stay there!"

Shen Zaihao stood up consciously and went out.

So much so that when the fan circle took stock of the Chinese songs of the Korean group, "Manly Man" successfully made everyone laugh up to the wall.

A certain family next door: The best Chinese songs in our family are foreigners!

A fan of an eight-member sand sculpture boy group: Is this still a problem upstairs?Our family’s Chinese songs are all sung by foreigners. Those who can speak Chinese only sang one sentence of English lyrics, or only recorded it once and played it repeatedly:)

In particular, a certain Hong Kong person who runs a base family and a certain Northeast person in Fangtuan still think their Mandarin is very standard? ?Because this almost didn't fight in the show.

Ami & Bird Baby: We are too difficult.

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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, update early today, everyone remember to eat more mooncakes hehe, the moon is very round tonight, everyone should also remember Kangkang!It has been raining here for a day, and I may not see my Han Muen tonight TT

Originally, I didn’t have a sense of ceremony, but when I received my friend’s blessing today, I suddenly felt that I was also loved by many people.I met a lot of people this year, and met a lot of people. No matter what, I am very happy to have all of you. Thank you all for accompanying me to this day. I love you forever.

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of Xiaoba;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!