Hormone strategy [entertainment]

In a certain office of Dahei Company, eight people gathered together to record the first anniversary FM.

Min Yunqi and Shen Zaihao sat directly opposite the camera, and the other six sat on both sides of the table facing each other.

Shen Zaihao held up a bottle of hairspray as a microphone, and said with a bright face the host manuscript he had searched on Baidu: "Dear Ami friends!"

Min Yunqi smiled wryly: "Dear BTS members!"

"Good afternoon everyone!"

Shen Zaihao was very full of emotions, and those who didn't know it thought they had come to the event site of the annual meeting.

"Sent away the fruitful May, we ushered in a vibrant June."

According to the procedure, Shen Zaihao should continue to continue his speech after Min Yunqi finished speaking, but he waited for a long time and Min Yunqi did not make a sound, so angry that he secretly reached out his hand under the table and pinched Min Yunqi's thigh severely.

Min Yunqi gasped, and held up the manuscript to suppress the despair in his heart, "On this day when the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant... Axi, kill me, I can't read any more."

Shen Zaihao's mouth gradually became a straight line. Min Yunqi looked at his expression, and picked up the manuscript as if death was at home, but he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart, and hit the wall in despair: "Please forgive me!!"

"..."

Shen Zaihao stared at Min Yunqi for a while, then turned his head and ignored him.

Stinky man!It was agreed yesterday that he can say whatever he writes!Now I don't cooperate with him!

Can't count on a stinky man anymore, Shen Zaihao recited Min Yunqi's words stubbornly: "In this day when the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, we are celebrating the first birthday of BTS!"

"Continuing the past and ushering in the future, the children of BTS always set new goals with full enthusiasm, high fighting spirit, and tenacious attitude, meet new challenges, and march towards new brilliance."

After Shen Zaihao finished speaking, the scene was eerily quiet for five seconds. Jin Taeyi was the first to lead the applause, and the others reacted and clapped their hands exaggeratedly.

Min Yunqi was already ashamed to get under the table, he couldn't bear it anymore, took away the manuscript in front of Shen Zaihao, put it under his own manuscript, and pressed it with his arms desperately.

Shen Zaihao can't be allowed to go on like this!

"Min Yunqi!!" Seeing that his hard work was taken away like this, Shen Zaihao was immediately unhappy.

"You wrote a bunch of jokes???"

"I even showed it to my elementary school head teacher! She said that there is no problem, so I wrote it like this."

"..." Min Yunqi couldn't speak for a while to refute.

Shen was worried about Haoji, bit his lower lip and mocked Min Yunqi for blinking: "Brother Yunqi~"

"???"

Min Yunqi was taken aback, and Shen Zaihao quickly took the manuscript back.

"Yesterday's glory has become history, and tomorrow's journey is beckoning us! Now let me announce that BTS's first anniversary FM has officially started!"

Shen Zaihao raised his eyebrows at Min Yunqi amidst the extremely cooperative applause of other members.

Min Yunqi's indifferent face: Heh, man, what's the point of being cute?

In fact, Shen Zaihao said that he wrote the host script, but he only wrote the opening remarks.After all, with his IQ level, it is not easy to string together the words found on Baidu in a logical order. There is no overlap between the activity draft on the Internet and their FM, and he can’t write the following words even if asked come out.

"We prepared a cake for BTS, Zheng Guoxi, bring the cake!"

Tian Zhengguo bent down and brought the cake that had been on the floor to the table. Everyone sang birthday songs, and then closed their eyes and made a wish and blew out the candles.

While the others closed their eyes and made a wish, Shen Zaihao secretly stretched out his index finger to scoop out some cream, and when everyone gathered in front of the cake to blow out the candles, he mercilessly spread the cream on Min Yunqi's face.

"Ah!!!" Min Yunqi frowned with disgust.

Shen Zaihao smiled triumphantly, and mouthed at him: "Retribution."

Min Yunqi glanced at him, reached out and dug a little cream on the tip of Shen Zaihao's nose, saw Shen Zaihao's staring round eyes full of disbelief, and smiled politely at him: "Reciprocity is a courtesy."

"Hate it!!"

Shen Zaihao lowered his eyelashes and stared at the white spot on the tip of his nose, wishing he could press Min Yunqi's face into the cake.

He was originally white, but now he looks even more cute.

"This has to be filmed!"

The others were not in a hurry to eat the cake, and they stood up one after another and joined the two real powers.

"..."

Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi looked reluctant, but they did not delay the group photo of these people.

"one two Three!"

Because the video is being recorded, there is no need to ask the staff to take pictures, just take a screenshot when cutting the video.

Min Yunqi proceeded directly to the next link, "Okay, okay, tell me what wishes you all made?"

None of them brought tissues, and the two of them didn't bother to go to other houses to get them, so they continued to host like this. Let's treat it as a limited edition for the first anniversary cream.

Park Ji-joon was the first to speak: "My New Year's resolution is to hit Suga hyung once!"

"??? What the hell are New Year's wishes??"

"Ah!" Pu Zhixuan hurriedly changed his words, "One-year anniversary wish!"

"Brother will finish this for you in a while." Shen Zaihao winked at Pu Zhixuan.

Park Ji-jun made an 'OK' gesture.

Min Yunqi cut his voice, looked at Zheng Haoxi who was behind Park Jijun, "What wish did J-Hope make?"

"Open our own concert." Zheng Haoxi touched his nose embarrassedly.

Jin Shuozhen couldn't wait to say: "I want to build a building in my own name."

"This one is also simple. I will donate a public toilet in your name tomorrow. If you need it, the toilet can also be designed in your shape." Shen Zaihao replied empathetically.

"..." Jin Shuozhen sneered, "You have been banned, shut up."

Jin Nanjun thought for a while, "My wish is to buy a lot of clothes."

Kim Tae-jun: "Test your driver's license."

Tian Zhengguo looked at his brothers, "I want our group to get one..."

"Wow, you can conquer the country!"

"This wish is very good! Very good!"

"Where are Suga and JaeHo?"

Min Yunqi looked down at the host script, "I hope everyone around me is happy."

"What! Is it too official?"

"Where's Brother JaeHo?"

"Me?" Shen Zaihao thought for a while, "Then I wish all your wishes come true."

"Halo! Hypocrisy!"

"What are these two brothers doing all of a sudden??"

"That's right! Talk about these disgusting people again!"

Facing the complaints from his younger brothers, Shen Zaihao coughed very calmly, "Let's continue to the next session! This is the first time we write letters to each other, right? The target audience has been determined by lottery before, so everyone is bold. Read the letter!"

Min Yunqi looked at Tian Zhengguo who was sitting on his left, "Let's start with Zhengguo?"

Although the recipient of the letter was determined by drawing lots before writing, no one except the letter writer knew who was writing to whom, so this link was quite exciting.

After all, we have lived together for so many years, and this is the first time I have written a letter to the members so formally.

"Ah??" Tian Zhengguo hesitantly took out the letter paper.

"First Zhengguo, then Taiyi, let's go in this order." Min Yunqi stretched out his hand and gestured.

"Okay then." Tian Zhengguo resignedly picked up the letter, cleared his throat, and said awkwardly, "Brother Hao, hello."

"Oh ho ho ho! It's written for brother Zai Hao!"

"These two are destined to roar!!"

"I'm your lovely brother, Zhengguo." After reading this, Tian Zhengguo complained to himself embarrassedly, "Why do you write such words, really."

"Coming to Seoul and becoming my brother's younger brother is the most worthwhile thing for me to show off. My brother takes me out to play, eat, and do everything with me. Even in the United States where I am unfamiliar, he protects me from letting me I was bullied a little bit. Taking care of my brother like this, I also want to take care of him more. Really, brother Hao, I have grown taller, and now I am only seven centimeters away from him. Brother, you can also try to let me protect you in the future. "

A few people were moved by Tian Zhengguo's letter, when Tian Zhengguo paused, he continued: "ps..."

"Pfft! PS is here!"

"The next thing is what Zheng Guo wants to say?"

Even Shen Zaihao was playing with his pen dumbfoundingly, "I don't think there's anything good to say about it."

Sure enough, what Tian Zhengguo said next caused the audience to erupt.

"I don't know if I still remember a bet I made in China two months ago? If I cry during the award ceremony, do I have to take care of Brother Zhiyu and me calling him brother?"

"Wow!!!!!!"

"Is there such a thing????"

"My God!! Why don't you two invite me to do such a good thing??"

Shen Zaihao had an expression of 'he's still here', covering his face to himself.

After Tian Zhengguo said this, Pu Zhixuan remembered this incident. He looked at the regretful Jin Taejun, and suddenly had an idea, "Shall we talk in plain language?? Just talk for half an hour!"

"No!!!" Jin Shuozhen refused.

When Jin Taiyi heard it, his eyes lit up: "Let's play, let's play!!"

Although Tian Zhengguo didn't speak, his eyes were full of longing.

Jin Nanjun looked at the three small ones, then at the four big ones, and negotiated, "How about 10 minutes?"

"Not even for a minute!!" Jin Shuozhen refused with his life.

Jin Nanjun looked on both sides in embarrassment, "How about Brother Jin and Zheng Guo, rock-paper-scissors? Whoever wins depends on whoever wins."

The four brothers, line, looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

Since these brats don’t shed tears when they see the coffin, let them see what a brother’s dignity is. Anyway, brother Shuozhen is always lucky...

Ok? ? ?

How did Kim Seok Jin lose? ?

"This won't work!" Shen Zaihao slapped the table, "Two out of three games!"

The younger brothers were very talkative and soon started the second round of the game.

The brothers who didn't take it seriously at first also stared at Tian Zhengguo and Jin Shuozhen one by one, however, Jin Shuozhen lost again.

Two wins in three games, Jin Shuozhen lost twice, there is no room for reversal.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Various screams resounded in the small office.

The difference is that the younger brothers are cheering for the hard-won ordinary time, and the older brothers are mourning the dignity they are about to lose.

"Wisdom! Wisdom! Wisdom!"

Kim Tae-jung and Jeon Jung-guk patted the table regularly to cheer for Park Ji-jung who came up with this idea.

Pu Zhixuan brushed his hair stinkingly, "Low-key and low-key."

Jin Nanjun adjusted the 10-minute timer and put the phone on the table, "Then shall we start now?"

"Zahao." Tian Zhengguo was the first to start, "Why don't you fulfill your bet and call me brother?"

Shen Zaihao looked at him deadly.

"A good boy just keeps his word." Tian Zhengguo let it go, he passed Min Yunqi and directly touched Shen Zaihao's head, and patted him gently, "Call me brother to listen."

Others: Tian Zhengguo is crazy...

Shen Zaihao endured and endured, and then resisted the urge to break Tian Zhengguo's hand, squeezed out a stiff smile, and said every word: "Zheng, Guo, brother, brother"

Tian Zhengguo: I ascended to heaven.

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