Hormone strategy [entertainment]

A few days after Tian Zhengguo started school, BTS received an invitation from "Idol of the Week". It's been almost a year since his debut. It's his first time appearing on this popular variety show. It's impossible for children to say that they are not nervous. In comparison, Shen Zaihao is much more relaxed. , after all, he is the number one familiar in the universe.

"Are you going to record a show dressed like this?" Jin Shuozhen looked at Shen Zaihao who was wearing a denim jacket and straight-leg pants, and he couldn't feel the importance he attached to the show at all, okay?

"It's so pretty." Cody looked at Shen Zaihao and couldn't stop nodding, "A handsome guy looks good in anything he wears."

"See?" Shen Zaihao shrugged, "I look good in anything."

"Nuna, am I not your handsome boy?"

"No, the black-haired Zai Hao is my handsome boy now."

Cody pushed Shen Zaihao's shoulders and walked into the room: "Little handsome guy, follow me to make up!"

"????" Jin Shuozhen looked at the backs of the two people abandoning him and leaving, and put his hands on his hips in dissatisfaction: "Didn't I arrive first?? Why did you put on makeup for him first??"

Shen Zaihao turned his head and made a face at Jin Shuozhen, was patted on the back by Cody, obediently turned around and followed Cody to the dressing table and sat down.

Cody took the cosmetics and smeared on his face, because it was just recording a variety show indoors, and there was no need for elaborate outfits, just improving his complexion.

So soon, Shen Zaihao and Jin Shuozhen met again in front of the nanny's car.

"What? Are you afraid of being blinded by my handsome light, so you dare not ride in a car with me?"

After hearing this, Jin Shuozhen rolled his eyes, turned around and walked towards another nanny car.

After hearing Shen Zaihao's words, Min Yunqi who was sitting in the car couldn't bear it and fled from the other side of the car.

Shen Zaihao pushed open the door and was a little surprised: "Am I the first one today?"

Then I sat in the leftmost seat in the last row with great satisfaction and started playing with my mobile phone.

Soon other people got into the car, and the two nanny cars drove towards the MBC building one after the other.

The underground studio was very lively, and the two hosts, Zheng Hengdon and Defconn, were also very nice. They even came here to tell them that what happened in a while was for the effect of the show, just chatting like usual, and the effect would not be good if they were too nervous.

But after all, it's the first time I'm on this kind of show, so it's impossible not to be nervous.

Others may try their best not to look nervous, but Shen Zaihao is different, since he got used to the existence of the camera, he really seldom gets nervous.

"Today's program team invited the hottest newcomer in 2014!"

"It's what the program team thinks, and it has nothing to do with us!"

Defconn and Jung Hyung-don were talking about the opening remarks, and after a few conversations, it was finally the children's turn to play.

"Let's welcome the men who show their charm just for one day! BTS!"

Amid the raucous cheers of their own voiceover, the children came to the camera.

"Say hello!"

"2! 3! Defense!" Jin Nanjun finished first, and then everyone shouted together: "Bomb! Anihasa! We are BTS!"

Defconn and Zheng Hengdon applauded perfunctorily. Zheng Hengdon looked at the eight people and asked puzzledly, "Why did you choose such a name?"

Shen Zaihao looked in the direction of Zheng Haoxi: "Let's take charge of the team name and explain the meaning of the team name?"

Zheng Haoxi cleared his throat: "The meaning of our team name is to block the prejudices of the 10s and 20s, and protect our own music dignifiedly."

Zheng Hengdun nodded, and scanned the name tags on the chests of the eight people, "Then why did this rapmonstexi come up with such a tongue-in-cheek name?"

"I wrote a song called "RapMonster" before, and PD Fang thought the name was quite suitable for me, so he let me call it that." Jin Nanjun replied.

"Fang PD? Fang Shihyuk??" Defconn asked.

"Inside." Several people nodded.

"Ah, speaking of Bang Shi Hyuk, I suddenly thought about 8eight, what are 8eight doing? Why didn't you come today?"

8eight is a male-female mixed voice group launched by BigHit before. It has been inactive for a while, and Shen Zaihao has not seen them in the company for a few times.

"Senior, are you pushing and pulling with me by saying this? This kind of trick is no longer popular now."

As soon as Shen Zaihao finished speaking, Zheng Hengdun next to him looked at him inexplicably, "What is this kid talking about? Is he suffering from gibberish disorder?"

"Sure enough, you are pushing and pulling, right? Isn't it you, senior, who pinched Zheng Guo's face and said how cute he was before going on stage?"

Tian Zhengguo:? ?How did I not know my face was pinched? ? ?

Zheng Hengdun was very surprised. He has been hosting the show for so many years, and this is the first time he has met such a newcomer idol who is as shameless as him.

Defconn couldn't stand upright laughing beside him, and he still didn't forget to command Jung Hyung-don: "Hahahahahahahahaha, why don't you talk?"

Zheng Hengdun was reminded by Defconn, and hurriedly refuted Shen Zaihao with his arms akimbo: "Do you know the consequences of spreading rumors in "Zhou Ou"?"

"What consequences?" Shen Zaihao followed Zheng Hengdun's example and put his arms around his hips.

Seeing that Shen Zaihao dared to imitate him, Zheng Hengdun became even angrier: "Your idol career ends here!"

The others looked at Shen Zaihao in unison, wanting to see how he would proceed.

And Shen Zaihao directly put Zheng Hengdun's arm on his arm, and lightly hammered his shoulder with his small fist, "I hate it, they are obviously teaching seniors how to push and pull."

Zheng Hengdon (confused: "Molagu???"

"Senior, were you angry just now? Isn't the anger just because you care? It means that I still attracted the attention of the senior."

"..." Zheng Hengdun looked at Shen Zaihao, who was half a head taller than him, and he didn't know whether this kid was for the effect of the show or just really stupid, so he sighed, "You haven't had a girlfriend, have you?"

"No……"

"Well, don't go out and harm little girls."

After Zheng Hengdun finished speaking, he pulled Shen Zaihao away from his arm, changed positions with Defconn, stood on the far side and watched the eight people continue to host, "Why do you want to come to "Idol of the Week"?"

"Because we were not invited to other programs." Shen Zaihao replied naturally.

Zheng Hengdun did not fall behind: "Hey, I don't know if it's you or us."

"I'm different!" Kim Tae-joo raised his hand, "I came here because I like Defconn!"

Defconn looked at Kim Tae-joo who suddenly confessed to him in surprise, "Why do you like me? I don't like you!"

Jung Hyung Don was unhappy beside him, and kept asking Kim Tae-joo, "What about me? What about me?"

Kim Tae-joo hesitated for a second, but was still firm in his choice, "I still like Brother Defconn!"

"Oh!" Zheng Hengdun couldn't stand it.

Shen Zaihao saw the needle, "Brother, should I treat you better?"

Defconn saw that Jin Tae-joo was so sincere, and took the initiative to shake his hand. Jin Tae-joo walked forward excitedly, only watching that Defconn didn't pay attention to his feet, and stomped on Jung Hyung-don hard.

"ah!!"

The scene instantly scorched earth.

Zheng Hengdun looked at Jin Tae-soo sadly, and finally threw himself into Shen Zai-hao's arms resolutely, "Zai-hao! Brother is wrong!"

"You know how good I am?"

"Yeah." Zheng Hengdun Xiaoniaoyi nodded, "Shall we compare our hearts together?"

"Okay."

Shen Zaihao directly raised his arm, making a half-heart arc above his head.

Zheng Hengdun looked up at him, and said dissatisfiedly: "Can't you be a little lower?"

"I'm sorry." Shen Zaihao immediately bent his legs down.

Others looked at Shen Zaihao who was bending his legs and working hard: alas, Brother Zaihao has paid too much for this family.

Defconn and Jung Hyungdon cue a few members who didn't speak much, and the random dance session began.If the challenge is successful, the show crew will buy them fried chicken and pizza.

This link is not difficult for Shen Zaihao, basically he stands on the side or supports the formation in the back row.

But the lineup of the youngest members is different, the chorus part is basically the three of them take turns to take the C position, and the director team likes to cut the chorus, the three of them are almost flying all over the sky.

Just when Park Ji-joon collided with Kim Nam-joon again, Jung Hyung-don finally couldn't stand it any longer and grabbed Park Ji-joon: "Jiminxi!"

Shen Zaihao hurried over to rescue Pu Zhijun, in fact, it was for their fried chicken and pizza, "We Zhijun did not make a mistake!!"

"Look at this thing!" Zheng Hengdun pointed to his eyes, "It's not fake!"

Shen Zaihao was confused: "???"

"I've seen him make three mistakes!!"

"No, no, he's right!" Shen Zaihao began to explain to Zheng Hengdun, "There is only one heroine in our song MV, do you understand? We all want to grab a woman, isn't it normal to have physical conflicts? This shows that we Zhixuan really blends with the artistic conception of the dance!"

Not to mention Zheng Hengdun, even Park Zhijun, who was blocked by Shen Zaihao, felt a little speechless. The two of them looked at each other, looking at Shen Zaihao like a fool, but he himself did not feel ashamed at all, "Really! We won't Someone made a mistake!"

"Brother..." Pu Zhijun tugged at Shen Zaihao's sleeve, "Why don't you just admit it, it's just a meal, it won't be..."

"That's it!" Zheng Hengdun said righteously, "The pizza is cancelled!"

"do not!!"

Defconn and Jung Hyung-don grimly returned to their spot, "The random dance continues!"

After another round of random dancing, BTS managed to complete this random dancing at the cost of losing fried chicken and pizza.

The next talent show is a lot more merciful than a random dance that kills half your life.

After all, it is still a new group, so this kind of member introduction is still very necessary.

The first one to be displayed was Jin Nanjun's file. It was also the first time for Shen Zaihao to see the materials Song Haofan handed over to the program group, and he almost burst out laughing.

"Jin Nanjun, a warm dimpled boy, a dancing prodigy??" Shen Zaihao tried his best not to let himself laugh out loud, "Where is the god?? With his level, no one is willing to be a door god."

Zheng Hengdun looked at Shen Zaihao, and then at the others, "To be honest, is it really annoying to have such a teammate?"

"Forehead……"

Before the others could speak, Defconn said again: "Don't be afraid! We will protect you! Speak with confidence!"

"?? You two, don't try to sow discord, okay? My teammates obviously like me to death!"

The other seven flinched: "...that's not the case."

Shen Zaihao:? ? ? ?

Defconn and Zheng Hengdon laughed super loudly, Shen Zaihao silently covered his chest, "I'm really hurt."

"In that case, RapMonster, please dance to celebrate!"

Jin Nanjun stood up beaming and ready to dance.

Shen Zaihao turned his back and didn't want to look at him, soon the part where Jin Nanjun danced with his face passed.

The next one is Jin Shuozhen, the talent that Song Haofan handed in for him turned out to be walking with the waist down? ? ?

Shen Zaihao was startled, maybe they weren't an acrobatic troupe? ?

It turned out to be true, when Kim Seok Jin showed off his talent, Shim Jae Ho was indeed intimidated.

Jin Shuozhen fell backwards, his whole body bent into a perfect half circle, but before Shen Zaihao applauded him, he suddenly ran towards Shen Zaihao in this posture... like a mutated zombie towards him Running over, this scene is simply a nightmare.

Shen Zaihao clutched his fragile little heart and hadn't recovered before he saw his photo appear on the small blackboard. He didn't know how deep Song Haofan's resentment was towards him. His explanation took up a whole page.

#通常请吃吃的美丽（编边）孤心眼哥哥#

#It looks very smart, but most of the time it is a fool#

#防弹少年团的黑色头头#

#Heaven into the earth, omnipotent#

#The whole company focuses on nursing objects#

#weapons of mass destruction#

#Mouth is everything in life#

"..." Shen Zaihao was speechless, "Didn't you praise me?"

Zheng Hengdun took a closer look, then shook his head, "Really not."

Shen Zaihao sighed, "All right."

Defconn: "Don't you have anything to say?"

Shen Zaihao flicked his bangs artificially, "I will keep it."

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