Hormone strategy [entertainment]

The cold wind blows outside, but the practice room is still full of heat.

Shen Zaihao collapsed on the ground exhausted, with his hands propped behind his back, his head raised and panting.

Tian Zhengguo came over with two towels, one to wipe off his sweat, and the other to cover Shen Zaihao's head.

Shen Zaihao tore off the towel and wiped the sweat on his neck, and when he lowered his head, he exposed the soft flesh on the back of his neck, it was white and tender, like a piece of freshly steamed glutinous rice cake, the whole dormitory coveted it for a long time, but only Jin Shuozhen made an excuse Helped Shen Zaihao massage his shoulders and touched him a few times.

Tian Zhengguo stood behind Shen Zaihao, staring at his neck for an ideological struggle, and finally chose to take the initiative.

"Brother, is your neck uncomfortable?"

The first step of Tian's routine is to approach the target in the name of caring.

Shen Zaihao didn't notice it, nodded his head, listened carefully and said with a bit of aggrieved tone: "I seem to have a stiff neck again."

"You won't listen to me when I tell you to play with your phone on the pillow." Tian Zhengguo sat down behind Shen Zaihao, "I'll give you a massage."

"Okay..." Shen Zaihao nodded again, "You don't call me brother!"

"Got it, Brother Hao."

Shen Zaihao cut it off, "Not sincere."

"Obviously you don't care about it yourself." Tian Zhengguo murmured in a low voice, his hands had inadvertently touched Shen Zaihao's neck several times, and Shen Zaihao himself enjoyed it with his eyes closed without even noticing it.

The second step of Tian's routine is to make a decisive move before the target reacts.

Alas, it is really soft and slippery (／≧ω＼)

Tian Zhengguo couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth slightly, but before he was happy, Jin Taejin's loud voice sounded in the corridor: "I'm back!"

"Taiyi is back!" Shen Zaihao resolutely struggled to sit up, ready to throw himself into Jin Taiyi's embrace.

After all, there are snacks he wants to eat in Kim Tae-jin's arms!

Tian Zhengguo grabbed Shen Zaihao by the corner of his clothes, "Brother, wait here, I'll get it for you."

Shen Zaihao looked confused: "Ah???"

Beside him is the older brother Line who no one cares about, he is simply indifferent and melancholy.

Jin Shuozhen looked at Tian Zhengguo's polite stupidity, and snorted disdainfully, "Shen Zaihao's IQ can play with those little ones."

"Brother is jealous, the air is filled with the fragrance of lemon." Min Yunqi replied lazily while lying on Zheng Haoxi's lap.

"I'm jealous??? What am I jealous? What have I got to be jealous???"

"I'm jealous that my younger brother doesn't take you to play."

Zheng Haoxi saw that Jin Shuozhen's expression was gradually distorted, and immediately put out the fire for him, "Brother! Calm down! Calm down!"

Jin Shuozhen took a deep breath and tried to calm down, "Would you like to play with me instead of me?"

"I can only move the biggest horn."

"you????"

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Min Yunqi cleared his throat: "Shen Zaihao!!"

"Why????" Shen Zaihao was eating fried rice cakes, so he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Min Yunqi yelled again, Shen Zaihao was speechless, took a stick and stuck a few pieces of rice cakes over and fed them to him, "Eat, eat!"

"Meow meow?" Min Yunqi bit the rice cake with astonishment on his face.

He was dazed when Shen Zaihao had already run back, hugged left and right and shouted to Min Yunqi: "If you want to eat, come and get it yourself!"

Min Yoon Ki bit a piece of rice cake and gave the rest to Kim Seok Jin, Kim Seok Jin snorted, turned around and ignored him, Min Yoon Ki gave the stick to Zheng Hao Suk.

Jin Nanjun, who was playing with his mobile phone in the corner next to him, and Park Jijuan, who was watching the excitement: Fortunately, we got away from disputes early...

Shen Zaihao was eating happily, a staff member came into the practice room and told them that Fang Shihe had something to do with them.

"Again?? Do you think I'll be fooled if you change people?" Shen Zaihao pushed the staff out, "Whoever falls for him again will be fooled!"

"No! Oh, Shen Zaihao! Listen..."

The door was closed with a bang, and Shen Zaihao returned to his original seat proudly and sat down, "Does he still think I'm an idiot?"

Brother line (dumbfounded: You are really an idiot...

Brother Line (Star Eye: Jae Hao is so handsome

Jin Shuozhen glanced at Min Yunqi, "What should I do?"

Min Yunqi shook his head speechlessly, "Pd Fang should still be called out."

However, what they waited for was none other than Fang Shihe himself.

"What do you think is going on in your head every day?" Fang Shihyuk pinched Shen Jaehao's ears angrily as soon as he entered the room, "Am I doing charity and spending money to train all of you?? Still' Who will be fooled by bastard'? I think bastard's IQ is much higher than yours!"

"Fang Fatty, why are you here?" Shen Zaihao was stunned when he saw Fang Shihe who suddenly appeared, and subconsciously said the nickname he gave Fang Shihe.

"Ah, Shen Zaihao!" Fang Shihe completely exploded.

Half an hour later, Fang Shihe finally got tired of cursing, and asked Shen Zaihao with his hips on his arms: "Do you know what's wrong?"

Shen Zaihao quickly nodded: "Yeah, I see."

"Are pd tired? Drink some water and rest for a while." Jin Shuozhen came over with a glass of water.

Shen Zaihao was speechless, Jin Shuozhen was so capable, why didn't he come here at first?After scolding, he came over.

"I was so angry that I almost forgot what I was doing here." Fang Shihe drank a few sips of water, "You all come to my office."

Several people packed up their food and followed Fang Shihe to his office.

"I came to you today to discuss the matter of debut."

As early as December, there have been gossip in the company that a boy group will be launched next year, with a number of seven to eight members, the specifics have not yet been determined.

Now when the eight people heard what Fang Shihe said, they all felt as expected.

"How about the number of debut..." Fang Shihe paused for a few seconds, and after seeing enough nervous and stupid faces of several people, he continued happily: "It's eight people, all of you can debut."

The eight people breathed a sigh of relief.

There is nothing more important than everyone being able to debut, and everyone who has worked hard together has not been left behind. It feels really great.

"The name of the group is BTS..."

Before the eight people recovered from their excitement, Fang Shihyuk dropped another bomb.

"moya????"

"What group??"

"Fatty Laughing Sticky Ball??"

"Ah, it's BTS! I'm getting old and my ears just don't work."

"Oh, what does this have to do with being old? Do you think Shen Zaihao's expression seems to understand?"

Shen Zaihao really didn't understand much, and the forehead lines appeared in doubt, "What kind of group?"

"Ah, Xi's IQ is really pissing me off." Fang Shihe was extremely speechless, and threw the document directly to Shen Zaihao, "Look for yourself! Even if I tell you, you won't understand!"

Shen Zaihao opened the folder and took a look, "Ah...it's BTS...what is this? Is it our group name?"

"Yes," Fang Shihyuk nodded, "How is it? Isn't it very good?"

The future BTS, but the eight people who are very resistant at this moment: ... Is it too late to run away now?

"Why?" Fang Shihe looked at the subtle faces of several people, narrowed his eyes: "You don't like it?"

"emmmm..."

"luv't…"

"Wow that's an awesome name!"

"Hehe, if you don't like it, you have to hold it back." Fang Shihe sneered, "But you can think about your stage names yourself, and I still respect your ideas."

"Actually, I'm just too lazy to get up..." Shen Zaihao muttered in a low voice.

Fang Shihyuk ignored him and continued talking about his thoughts.

"Shuo Zhen, just use the last word of the name, come on, it's concise and easy to remember."

"Yunqi, she has a sweet smile, so let's call him SUGA."

Min Yunqi: "??? Didn't you say you can think for yourself?"

Fang Shihe pretended not to hear, "It's Jae Hao, let's use his real name."

"Hoseok, it's BTS' hope, let's call it Hope, how about J-Hope?"

"??? Why did you call me?"

"Who called you? I obviously meant hope! How about hope!"

"Obviously you didn't pronounce pe..."

Fang Shihe patted Shen Zaihao on the head, "If you don't want to make a debut, you can go out for me!"

Shen Zaihao turned off the microphone cowardly.

"What about Nanjun, didn't you write RapMonster before? Let's call it this."

"Where's Zhiju, Naoki Naoki kiyo, how about BabyG?"

"Pfft..." Shen Zaihao was the first to laugh.

"Pfft hahaha"

"Baby, Zhiju is a baby!"

Under the ridicule of the members, Park Ji-joon covered his face in shame, "pdnin, why are you like this..."

"Isn't that a bad name?"

"It's not bad..."

"Then you still?"

Pu Zhixuan's head lowered lower and lower: "It's very bad, extremely bad..."

Fang Shihyuk looked very hurt, "Understood, then start a new one, think for yourself."

"Pdnin, I actually asked someone to tell my fortune. Some of us must use our real names to debut, otherwise we will lose the [-]th line." Shen Zaihao put his arm around Pu Zhizhen's shoulders, and said solemnly.

"Ah really?"

"Nai, the last time I went back to the country, I asked the master to calculate it. He said that Zhengguo's name attracts wealth, and Zhiyu's name blocks peach blossoms..."

"Okay..." Fang Shihe nodded.

"Taylor, how is V?"

As soon as Jin Taiyi heard it, he liked it very much: "Does it mean victory?"

"Ani, the name I thought of was too long."

Fang Shihe looked at Tian Zhengguo, "Hey, since it's attracting wealth, then Zhengguo should use his real name."

Tian Zhengguo, who wanted to be called Seagull after thinking for a long time:? ? ?ah?

Min Yunqi next to him cast an envious look.

"OK, that's all for the time being. As for the character design, there is no detailed plan yet. If you have any suggestions that you think are good, you can tell me. In the future, you can call each other by stage names."

Fang Shi Hyuk closed the document, "Now let's talk about something personal."

"I heard that you are going to China next month, right?"

Shen Zaihao nodded: "I want to take them back to celebrate the New Year."

"Well, I'll give you a one-month vacation next month. It's fun. After I come back, I'll spend every day in the practice room. Do you understand?"

"!!pdnin!!!"

"Woooooo pd, you are my benefactor, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my benefactor you are my benefactor!"

"One month!! My God, is it going to take a month off?"

"This is too happy!!!"

Fang Shihyuk saw the excitement of the children, and laughed too, "Yes! One month! You guys have fun, but the premise is that you still have tasks."

The faces of the eight people changed instantly: "What mission?"

"Eh... I heard that Beijing's fried noodles are delicious?" Fang Shihe took out a piece of paper from the drawer, "You just need to help me bring these things back, it's very simple, really. "

Shen Zaihao took it over and took a look, "pdnin, fried soy noodles, oily noodles, spicy chicken and mutton steamed buns are not sold in one place, and they can't be brought back... Vacuum-packed salted duck with roast duck sauce is not very delicious... And ginseng antler and cordyceps sinensis? What are you doing??"

"Why do you talk so much? Can't you buy as much as you can?"

After instructing them to pay attention to safety, Fang Shihe let them go with a big wave of his hand.

After leaving the office, Tian Zhengguo came over cautiously and asked Shen Zaihao: "Brother, does my name really attract money?"

Shen Zaihao looked at him with mentally retarded eyes: "How is it possible? I made it up, do you really believe it?"

The author has something to say: As we all know, the purpose of this article is to promote Northeast culture, promote the rise of Northeast tourism, and promote economic development (狗头

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