Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Early the next morning, Shen Zaihao was woken up by the alarm.

I don't know whose alarm clock it is, but the ringtone is the song of Minions, and when the time comes, the whole bedroom starts to play "banana, baba nana..."

Shen Zaihao sat up from the bed with his messy sleeping hair, and found that no one seemed to get up except him.

? ? ?What is the meaning of this alarm setting?

Dragging his sleepy body and exhausted soul, Shen Zaihao fumbled tremblingly to the bathroom to wash up.

When he came out of the shower, Jin Shuozhen had already gotten up.

"Good morning, brother."

"Good morning."

Shen Zaihao poured himself a glass of water, Jin Shuozhen was already busy making breakfast in the kitchen.

"Slept well last night?"

Shen Zaihao finished drinking a glass of water and licked the water stains on his lips, "It's pretty good, I seem to have fallen asleep within a few minutes after lying down."

"That's good, didn't you hear Nanjun's snoring?" Jin Shuozhen opened the fire, ready to fry eggs.

The gas stove sounded 'sticky', and a circle of flames sprang up, Shen Zaihao moved away silently, chatting with Jin Shuozhen nonchalantly, "Nan Jun's snoring, what's wrong?"

"It's more atom/sub/bomb than firecrackers." Jin Shuozhen brand fried eggs have already been cooked, and they are cracking the second egg in the pot, "You may hear it tonight."

"Ding!"

Something next to him rang, and Jin Shuozhen turned his head to look at it, "Zai Hao, the bread is ready, help me take it."

"Ok."

"The plate is next to the toaster."

Shen Zaihao took out the two slices of bread, and Jin Shuozhen came over and put in the two slices of bread, letting Shen Zaihao watch beside him, and let him put the bread in next time.

"I can't tell that brother Shuo Zhen is so virtuous."

Jin Shuozhen shrugged indifferently, "Actually, he is not very virtuous, but he is definitely better than some people who just eat and wait to die."

Although he knew that Jin Shuozhen must be talking about him, but Shen Zaihao didn't take the initiative to scold that group, and began to shift the target, "Brother, are you talking about Brother Yunqi?"

"You call him Brother?" Kim Seok-jin couldn't help laughing, "Last night I was too busy to sort out the titles, Yun Qi was born in March 93, Ho Seok, Nam Joon, and Hyo-sang are both 3 of."

"Wait, wait, let me do the math," Shen Zaihao counted earnestly, counting with his fingers, he didn't know how long it took him to understand, he raised his head and asked Jin Shuozhen, "Ah, I'm the same age as brother Yunqi, right?" ?”

Jin Shuozhen suddenly felt like a math teacher looking at a student who only scored 20 points in the test. He nodded tiredly, glanced to the side, and suddenly panicked: "Ah! The bread is battered!"

Shen Zaihao sniffed, then looked down, "It's really confusing!"

"Oh, there are only a few slices of bread left at home!"

So this morning, Shen Zaihao, as the culprit, didn't get any bread, but Jin Shuozhen fried him two eggs.

After eating, it was time to go to practice. On the way to the company, Shen Zaihao saw the legendary Han Hyo-sang.

Han Hyo-sang performed at the bar until very late, and when he came back, Shen Jae-ho had already fallen asleep, so the two introduced each other now.

After learning that the other party was born in 93, Han Xiaoxiang hugged Shen Zaihao's shoulders, and said with a smile, "So we also have 93line here? Brother Yunqi doesn't have to envy our 94line, so only Brother Shuozhen is left alone and helpless .”

Kim Seok Jin and Min Yoon and Kim Nam Joon walked in front, Han Hyo Sang's volume was low, they couldn't hear them.

Shen Zaihao nodded, looked at the hands on his shoulders, and looked at Han Xiaoxiang's height, he really wanted to ask Han Xiaoxiang, aren't you tired?But thinking about it being the first meeting, I held back.

"By the way, why did brother Zaihao throw away the anklet? It looks so good." Zheng Haoxi was still brooding over this matter.

"Anklet? What anklet?" Shen Zaihao couldn't remember wearing such a womanly thing.

"It's the red string on your left ankle, it's super pretty."

"Ah, that," Shen Zaihao suddenly felt that Zheng Haoxi who thought this way was a little cute, "That's not an anklet, isn't it the Dragon Boat Festival a few days ago, I went back to China, and the custom in China is to tie colorful ropes I will take it off when it rains for the first time, I was too busy and forgot to take it off."

"So it's like this..." Zheng Haoxi was a little embarrassed by his own question.

"If Hoseok likes it, I can bring you a few when I go back to China next time."

"Ah...how embarrassing..."

"It's okay, it's okay," Shen Zaihao waved his hands indifferently, "It's only five yuan for this multicolored rope."

Zheng Haoxi was a little confused by Shen Zaihao's sudden Chinese, but Han Xiaoxiang was even more shocked: "So you are Chinese?"

"Ani, I'm Korean, but I grew up in China when I was a child."

"It's so cool... Isn't China very big? It's convenient to eat everything?" Han Hyo-sang remembered that when he was in the underground, many rappers had been to China, and when they came back and talked to him about life in China, they all sighed.

"Eating is indeed more convenient than Korea." Shen Zaihao thought for a while, "Why don't you apply for a visa? During the Chinese New Year this year, I will take you to the Northeast to experience it."

"!!not bad!?"

"Of course! If you don't go home during the Chinese New Year this year."

Shen Zaihao has already begun to silently arrange his itinerary for this winter in his heart. First, he will go to the bathhouse for a day, and then he will go to the ski resort for a day. He can also eat candied haws and frozen pears...

The dormitory is quite close to the company, and a few people arrived at the company after talking. When warming up, Jin Shuozhen was a little surprised to see the smile on Shen Jae-ho's face, "Why are you so happy?"

"Brother, remember to apply for a visa, and I will take you back to enjoy it during the Chinese New Year!"

After Shen Zaihao finished speaking, he went to the corner to press his legs, leaving only Jin Shuozhen with a confused face, this child didn't understand what he said, what did he enjoy?Drink too much in broad daylight?

For Shen Zaihao, the one-morning practice is still enough to keep up. After all, he has a basic foundation in dance. Which kid who grew up in China didn't enroll in several art classes and dance classes when he was young?Ever since Shen Zaihao went to the hip-hop class in the summer vacation of Xiaoshengchu, his love for dancing has been out of control.

On the one hand, he returned to Korea because he was unable to take the college entrance examination, and the main reason was because he wanted to try his hand at the entertainment industry.

He was not a student at all, except for the first grade of elementary school, he never passed the [-]-point exam, so he was rarely interested in singing and dancing.

He sent his resume to many companies, but most of them failed. Among the few companies that responded to him, only BigHit seemed to be reliable, so he came here.

But in fact, if he looked at his Koukou mailbox again, he would find that there were a lot of emails in his trash box, and the latest ones were replies from several companies, but they were blocked as spam.

So, fate is really a wonderful thing sometimes.

After lunch, there was a short break. Shen Zaihao was lying on the floor of the practice room playing with his mobile phone, with his head resting on Jin Shuozhen's lap. The staff knocked on the door and called him away.

"Nuna, what did you call me for?" Shen Zaihao put his phone into his pocket, followed the staff out the door in a daze.

"The president wants to talk to you about something." The staff brought Shen Zaihao to the door of the office, "Go in quickly, don't delay the afternoon practice."

"What are you talking about..." Shen Zaihao recalled everything that happened this morning in his head, he didn't do anything illegal... Could it be because he ate too much from the two hamburgers at noon?

With anxiety, Shen Zaihao knocked on the door.

"Enter."

Shen Zaihao pushed open the door. Fang Shihe was looking at some documents. Seeing Shen Zaihao coming, he pointed to the chair next to him, "Sit first."

"Inside." Shen Zaihao sat down.

After reading the things in his hand, Fang Shihe raised his head and saw Shen Zaihao who was sitting properly, and smiled, "You don't have to be nervous."

Shen Zaihao: It’s not that I’m nervous, as long as I’m afraid you won’t let me eat hamburger (humble

"I was just looking at the lyrics submitted by Nan Jun and Yun Qi, you know? The trainees in our company are very good at writing."

Shen Zaihao thought of Jin Shuozhen who almost lost his waist during the warm-up this morning, and really couldn't see that this brother seemed to have any profound connotations, "Uh... Brother Shuozhen can do it too?"

"He was transferred from the actor department, of course not." Fang Shihyuk replied simply, and continued to shift his target, "But Nanjun and Yunqi will, look, how well the lyrics are written."

After Fang Shihyuk finished speaking, he took out a piece of paper from the folder just now and handed it to Shen Zaihao.

Shen Zaihao probably read it once. Although the words are not well written, the lyrics are already very mature creations. It can be seen that the company has put a lot of thought into the cultivation of this aspect, but he doesn't understand what it has to do with him. relation?

"So... what does pd mean?"

"I want you to try creating too. Shin Dong-hyuk, who was also a trainee in that practice room before, has now joined the ranks of producers in our company. Although you may not reach that height, if you learn more, Is it possible to achieve self-sufficiency?"

Then Fang Shihyuk talked about a lot of simple requirements for writing lyrics and the benefits of being able to write, and finally patted Shen Jaehao on the shoulder earnestly, "So let's try writing lyrics when we go back today? There is no time limit, as soon as possible, after writing Show it to me."

Shen Zaihao was stunned for a moment, but couldn't find a single fault in Fang Shihe's words just now, so he could only nod his head.

"Okay, it's a good thing that you have this idea." Fang Shihe stood up and sent Shen Zaihao to the door, "I look forward to your good news."

It wasn't until the office door was closed again that Shen Zaihao realized what he had promised. He who was always eloquent was stunned by Fang Shihe.

So that night after practice, Shen Zaihao returned to the dormitory, holding a notebook, and fell into deep thought on the bed.

He still read a lot of books when he was young, but because he was young, he forgot after reading it. The last time he read a book was because he thought Yang Mi and Guo Caijie in "Little Times" were pretty good, so he bought the original book with a huge sum of money.

Shen Zaihao bit his pen and thought for more than ten minutes, finally sighed, alas, don't worry about it, just write as you like.

As soon as he entered the company the next morning, Shen Zaihao ran to Fang Shihe's office to hand in his homework.

"Huh? So fast? I thought you would give it to me after two or three days." Fang Shihe looked relieved, but his expression changed instantly after seeing what was written on the paper.

"Leaving you, I'm so sad that I can't breathe, like a fish can't learn to dive, love me, are you really afraid..."

"What's all this about?" Fang Shihe was shocked, "This is too youthful pain literature."

Shen Zaihao reacted for a long time before he understood what Fang Shihyuk meant, "Just say that my lyrics are crap and that's it, just like I said you are fat."

Fang Shihe rolled his eyes at him, "It's better to read more books when you have the time to be talkative! Don't moan about your illness."

After leaving the office door, Shen Zaihao sent a text message to Shen's mother.

[When are you going back to China? 】

【Is there something wrong? 】Mother Shen's reply was still simple and rude.

Shen Zaihao knocked on the phone screen angrily, [Bring me some copies of "Composition and Exam"! 】