Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"Zhengguo is back?"

"Hey Yigu, wash your hands and eat."

"Looking at this expression, the teacher shouldn't have noticed it, right?"

Today was the day when Tian Zhengguo started school. Since he went out in the morning, several people were worried. They were afraid that his homeroom teacher, who was an experienced netizen, would scold him if he found out that the photos were staged.

But judging from his performance when he entered the house and changed his shoes, nothing should have happened.

Tian Zhengguo didn't wipe his hands after washing his hands, but shook Shen Zaihao's face. Shen Zaihao glared at him and sat down beside him with a smile.

Jin Shuozhen served Tian Zhengguo a bowl of rice and asked, "What did your teacher say about that report?"

"Our teacher took it seriously." Tian Zhengguo cleared his throat, picked up the head teacher's fan, and began to play two roles.

"Zheng Guo must have had a deep understanding of this experience~"

"Inside." Tian Zhengguo nodded slightly.

"Is that uncle still good?"

Because the homeroom teacher had met Shen Zaihao, Jin Nanjun even made a disguise for Shen Zaihao, looking like an uncle from the perspective of shooting.

Shen Zaihao resisted very much when the beard was attached, but it was Tian Zhengguo who made Shen Zaihao succumb on the condition that he pushed him to return the wheelchair, so there were those photos in the post.

Tian Zhengguo glanced at Shen Zaihao, suppressed a smile and said: "I told the teacher, uncle said that he might not be able to stand up in this life, and I will visit him when I have time."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Tian Zhengguo hahahahahahaha, you are a ruthless person!"

"Look at brother Hao, don't let him hit people hahahahaha"

"Tian Zhengguo deserves to be you!"

Shen Zaihao's face turned black and then red. Under such a death stare, Tian Zhengguo continued to imitate: "Good boy with love, the teacher will see if he can apply for you as a three-good student at the end of this semester."

"???" Shen Zaihao wanted to strangle Tian Zhengguo to death, "Are you willing to take it? The three-good student certificate that I got in exchange for my blood buns?!"

"Brother~~" Tian Zhengguo hugged Shen Zaihao's waist and rubbed against his neck coquettishly, "The first certificate in my life~"

"Ahhhh! Disgusting! Stay away from me!" Shen Zaihao was disgusted to death by Tian Zhengguo's grotesque appearance, and his arms fluttered, wishing he could use a set of Wing Chun to separate Tian Zhengguo.

Tian Zhengguo was not affected at all: "Brother~Brother Zaihao~You are the best~"

"Fuck! Don't you guys care?"

As soon as Shen Zaihao raised his head, he saw that several people opposite him had already started eating with bowls, with a standard posture for watching a movie.

"???? Hello? Do you look cool in the front row?"

Min Yunqi: "Very good, ultra-clear 9D full surround sound."

"Brother Hao is about to be eaten by Tian Zhengguo, why don't you go and save him?" Jin Shuozhen didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement.

Kim Tae-jun: "Too, too exciting."

"What's exciting about this? It's exciting when you go too."

"Is it true?"

Jin Shuozhen nodded.

Jin Taiyi rubbed his hands excitedly, lifted his buttocks and sat on the other side of Shen Zaihao.

"Why are you here?" Tian Zhengguo pulled Shen Zaihao towards him with a wary expression on his face.

"I'm here to save Brother Zaihao!" Jin Taeyi grabbed Shen Zaihao's arm and pulled him to the other side.

"I came first, okay?"

pull back.

"Don't you know if Brother Hao is bothering you if you come or not?"

Pull over again.

Shen Zaihao (He has nothing to love: Hehe. He is tired of all this trouble, let’s just pretend that he has never been to this world [waving hand]

What Shen Zaihao didn't know was that this was actually nothing, the real disaster in his life would be on his birthday.

Since Shen Zaihao made too many enemies with his mouth, others agreed to play tricks on him on his birthday, so that he could also taste the feeling of being played with in the applause.

So the seven hit it off, and Jin Shuozhen immediately established a group of seven.

【Let Shen Zaihao never want to have a birthday plan (7)】

[Park Ji-jun: The name of this group is kkkkkkk]

[Min Yunqi: Who changed the names of this group?The purpose is too obvious. 】

[Jin Shuozhen: Don't make noise!The purpose of this group is to give our dear Zai Haoxi an unforgettable birthday, and to ensure that he will feel chills when he mentions birthday in the future.Now everyone is welcome to speak up and give more opinions. The chat records are strictly prohibited from being circulated outside, and the final interpretation right belongs to the group owner himself. 】

[Jin Shuozhen: Please reply if you receive it]

【Park Ji-jun: Good (≧▽≦)】

【Kim Tae-joo: Got it】

【Jin Nanjun: Received】

[Zheng Haoxi: Received]

【Min Yunqi: 1】

[Jin Shuozhen: @田正国 How about you? 】

[Tian Zhengguo: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, Ge Hao suddenly returned, scared me without holding my phone and smashing my face, hurting TT]

[Jin Shuozhen: OK, let me talk about the basic process, that is, we pretend not to know that his birthday is that day, and then he will definitely have dinner with his parents that night. A surprise, understand? 】

【Min Yunqi: Too clichéd】

[Jin Shuozhen: The routine is just such a routine, but we can innovate in the details, such as doing something to add trouble to Shen Zaihao? 】

[Tian Zhengguo: @金泰涥 Stop laughing, my bed is shaking]

[Zheng Haoxi: Then Nanjun and I quarrel? 】

[Min Yunqi: It's his fault that you two are arguing]

【Jin Nanjun: Then I quarrel with Brother Zai Hao? 】

【Jin Shuozhen: Who can argue with him】

[Jin Nanjun: Brother, if you quarrel with Brother Zai Hao, you have to take the initiative to criticize, anyway, you can always quarrel]

[Jin Shuozhen: Good!Then I will leave this to you, we will help you stir up the atmosphere]

【Jin Nanjun: Huh? ? ? ?I just said it casually, I think brother Yun Qi is more suitable than me, and their ranks can match]

【Min Yunqi: Shen Zaihao won't quarrel with me】

Others: here we go again, he started again (rolling eyes.jpg

In fact, it is too easy to argue with Shen Zaihao, after all, he can make people half dead just by moving his mouth, and he himself knows this, so when Jin Taeyi slammed the door and left, he was actually quite flustered.

Shen Zaihao looked at the other people who were stunned, a little at a loss, "Jin Taejin... what's wrong?"

Others: Why did Kim Tae-joo start first?Didn't it mean that Kim Nam Joon and Shen Jae Ho quarreled?

"What I said...is it too much?"

Shen Zaihao stood at the door, lowered his head, biting his lower lip constantly, like a child who did something wrong, looking very pitiful.

Tian Zhengguo's heart softened immediately, and Pu Zhixuan quickly grabbed him, shook his head at him, Tian Zhengguo took a deep breath, and retreated silently.

"Jahao, this time it's really too much." Jin Shuozhen took the lead to take the scene, and winked at the other group members by the way.

"Yeah, although I'm used to teasing him all the time, adolescents have self-esteem, so I'm sure he can't stand it." Jin Nanjun followed Jin Suozhen's words and Zheng Haoxi nodded while listening , secretly gave a thumbs up to Jin Nanjun.

Pu Zhixuan looked at the winks of his brothers, and prepared to take another dose of strong medicine: "Although I know that my brother talks like this with everyone, we will inevitably feel sad when we hear it."

Others cast admiring glances at Pu Zhijun, who waved his hand to signal them to be calm, and continued to put on an air of authenticity: "However, as long as I feel happy, it must be that we are not doing well enough to say that." , so bro don’t have to worry about it. Tae-joo is also young and ignorant, I’ll persuade him later to let him come back and apologize to bro.”

Fuck!Killing Park Ji-jun with a soft knife!

Jin Shuozhen really wanted to confess to Pu Zhixuan, but he couldn't believe that Shen Zaihao could remain indifferent!

Several people scrambled to give Pu Zhixuan a thumbs up. In fact, their movements were not small, as long as Shen Zaihao looked up, he could see it, but who told him to look down at the toes of his shoes in a panic now.

Shen Zaihao sighed, he really didn't understand why the relationship was so good suddenly.

He has always disliked quarreling with close people, and the atmosphere in the room is also very embarrassing for him now, but fortunately, the time for his appointment with Shen's father and Shen's mother is coming soon.

"I'll go out for a while, and I'll talk about it when I come back."

After saying this, Shen Zaihao left.

Several people in the room let out a sigh of relief after waiting for him to walk for a few minutes, and collapsed on the ground without any image.

"It scared me to death. I was really afraid that Zai Hao would react suddenly. Fortunately, he has a low IQ."

"Really, I didn't expect it to be Tae-joo, wow really..."

"I thought it would be Brother Shuo Zhen or Brother Nan Jun who started first, after all Brother Yun Qi is not here, I'm afraid I won't be able to control the situation..."

"The few words that Zhixiu made up were really heart-wrenching. I saw that Brother Hao's eyes were red because of his grievance."

"Both Jiju and Taejin performed really well, you 95 are really great."

"Well, speaking of Tae-jin, what about others? He won't be really angry, right...?"

As soon as Zheng Haoxi said, the others immediately became nervous.

"No way…?"

"Call him quickly!"

Park Zhijun hurriedly called Jin Taejun, the familiar bell rang in the corridor, and then Jin Taejun came in.

"Where did you hide?"

"The stairs on the seventh floor scared me so much that I couldn't breathe."

"It's true that you are hiding in the stairs..."

"Then where can I go? It's too windy outside."

"But our Tae-joo did a great job! Shen Zaihao was really frightened by you."

Kim Tae-joo smiled proudly with a square mouth.

"Then what are we doing now?"

"Shen Zaihao and the others have to eat very late. After all, they still have friends from Shen's father and Shen's mother. Let's take a rest and arrange things later."

"It's really time to rest for a while. When Taiyi slammed the door, my legs were so frightened that my legs were weak..."

Just like this, the few people rested until Min Yunqi came back from get off work.

"What did you prepare??"

Min Yunqi saw that the house was still the same as it was before he left, so he froze at the door.

"What are you preparing for... What the hell?! I actually forgot?? Why didn't you remind me???"

"I remembered it before, but I forgot it while playing with my phone."

The three big ones were anxious like ants on a hot pot, and the three young ones were still sleeping in the room. Min Yunqi sighed, "Hurry up and get up to work!!"

In the midst of the chaos, the home was finally arranged to have a birthday atmosphere.

A few people didn't dare to turn on the lights, they just waited behind the sofa for Shen Zaihao to come back.

After more than half an hour, there was finally movement at the door.

The door first bounced open a small crack by itself, and then was pulled open little by little by the people outside, "Tai Yi hasn't..."

Before Shen Zaihao could finish speaking, he was sprayed on the face by a ribbon that jumped out from nowhere, and Jin Shuozhen came out from the corner with a cake, and a group of people began to sing happy birthday song unevenly.

Shen Zaihao was stunned for a while before he realized that this was all premeditated.

"What is this..."

Shen Zaihao sniffed his nose and muttered aggrievedly, he almost thought that he was some kind of great sinner, but just now he stood at the door for a long time before deciding to enter the house to have a look.

"Blow out the candles!! Blow out the candles!!!" Jin Shuozhen stared at the candles and shouted, Shen Zaihao was in a daze for too long, the oil would drip onto the cake if he didn't blow it out.

After blowing out the candles and making a wish, it’s time for the most exciting part of giving gifts. The three must-have gifts for adults are perfume, flowers and kiss.

They gave away the first two items, until it was time for the last one, Shen Zaihao was about to skip cutting the cake directly, but was stopped by Jin Shuozhen, and then he saw Jin Shuozhen take out a box from the side of the coffee table, "Let's draw lots! Whoever gets the skeleton will give it away!"

Shen Zaihao: "Draw a skeleton?? Am I paraquat? Kiss me and die?"

"you shut up!"

Shen Zaihao turned around speechlessly, he didn't want to see their group of perverts draw lots, anyway, no matter who gets the draw, he just needs to avoid it...

He was drawing mushrooms on the floor with his hands, and there was an unprecedented scream behind him, and then his head was held up by two hands, and the warm lips flicked on his cheek.

boom--

Shen Zaihao seemed to hear his own broken voice, and after seeing who was taking advantage of him, he broke down even more: "Min Yunqi, I'll kill your mother!!!"

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