Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Until sitting on the plane, Shen Zaihao still felt very mysterious.

No wonder Shen Zaihao said a few days ago that he would take them to China for others to apply for visas. Fang Shihe happily gave them half a day off. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be waiting for them here.

Even the luggage was taken by the room manager for them, how afraid Fang Shihe was that they would not go...

Shen Zaihao sighed, Tian Zhengguo next to him fell asleep shortly after the plane took off, Shen Zaihao pulled the blanket that had slipped a little for him, and then found a comfortable position for himself to fall asleep, after all, they still had to fly for ten years Multiple hours without sleep is just too boring.

I don't know how long he slept, but Shen Zaihao was woken up by the photo, half-closed his eyes and looked at Tian Zhengguo, Tian Zhengguo pointed to the left, it turned out that the flight attendant came to deliver the airline meal.

No matter which airlines send out airline meals, the amount of food is not very large, and it is not delicious.Shen Zaihao was very lucky to lead Tian Zhengguo to eat a bowl of beef noodles at the airport, otherwise they would really starve to death.

Fortunately, he took his bank card when he went to the convenience store today, and kept it in his pocket and never took it out, or else it was really...

What kind of luck is he.

Shen Zaihao took a sip of water, he must carry his bank card with him from now on!

"I'm going to America soon, how about I teach you a few words of English?" Although the food wasn't good, the buns were still delicious, Shen Zaihao felt much more energetic after eating half a bun.

"What English??" Although Tian Zhengguo had never heard Shen Zaihao speak a few words of English, sometimes Shen Zaihao's pronunciation of 'one, two, three' sounds different from theirs.

Shen Zaihao cleared his throat, "Howareyou? I'mfine, thankyou, andyou?"

"How is it? When my brother was in school, the English teacher said these two sentences, I was the most standard in the class."

"Hmm..." Tian Zhengguo nodded, but he always felt weird in his heart.

"Just say that when you get off the plane and see people, you know?"

"Um……"

Tian Zhengguo nodded suspiciously.

"Good boy, trust me."

So after getting off the plane and seeing the staff who came to pick them up, Shen Zaihao patted Tian Zhengguo's neck, Tian Zhengguo immediately bowed, and said loudly, "Howareyou?"

"????" The staff looked bewildered, "Eh... is it Shen Zaihaoxi and Tian Zhengguoxi?"

The two nodded. It turns out that they can speak Korean...

"You can just call me Adams. I will be in charge of your life for these two months. Now I will drive you to the dormitory?"

This staff member doesn't seem to be a nonsense type, Shen Zaihao quite likes to get along with such a person.

"Okay, okay." Shen Zaihao walked behind Adams holding Tian Zhengguo with his left hand and a suitcase with his right. The office manager only brought them a suitcase, which was definitely not enough. "Is there a large supermarket near our dormitory? We may Going to buy some groceries."

"Yes, your dormitory is right next to the school, and that street is almost full of restaurants and large supermarkets, which is very convenient." Adams helped Shen Zaihao put his luggage into the trunk, "How do you speak English?"

Shen Zaihao and Tian Zhengguo shook their heads decisively.

"Emmmm..." Adam paused, and closed the trunk door, "Get in the car first."

Along the way, Shen Zaihao first reported safety to Fang Shihe, and then began to sell miserably in the group.

[Zheng Guo and I were kidnapped by Fang PD and sold for money TT]

[Jin Shuozhen:? ? ? ? 】

[Jin Nanjun:? ? ? ? 】

[Jin Tae-joo:? ? ? ? 】

[Park Zhijun:? ? ? ? 】

[Zheng Haoxi:? ? ? ? 】

[Jin Shuozhen: @门云吉Why don't you follow the formation? 】

[Min Yunqi: . . . .It's not that I don't know why the two of them went, as for? 】

[Jin Shuozhen: No, the whole family must be neat and orderly]

[Min Yunqi:? ? ? ? 】

Shen Zaihao could feel Min Yunqi's helplessness through the screen.

[Shen Zaihao: Do ​​you know? 】

[Park Zhijun: The director told us when he came back, PD Fang is really a ruthless person]

[Zheng Haoxi: That's right, there was no movement at all, and the person was abducted directly]

[Jin Tae-jun: Why wasn't I the one who went! TT Brother Hao, you must be careful with this kid Tian Zhengguo!Be sure to lock the door when you go to bed at night! 】

【Tian Zhengguo: I'm looking at my phone】

【Kim Tae-joo: I didn’t say anything】

[Jin Nanjun: Do you two have cards?Didn’t take us to post the bank card to you】

[Shen Zaihao: Fang PD gave me a card, but he just said that he will return all the money he spent after debuting]

"Really??" Tian Zhengguo raised his head and asked.

Shen Zaihao nodded, "It's true that there is no business without profiteering."

But after thinking about it, he said, "It's okay, at least the interest will be confiscated."

"Brother, we must save a little."

"What are you afraid of? I have my card."

Tian Zhengguo pursed his lips: "Brother's money is also money. Didn't my aunt say that you saved it from the New Year's money from childhood to adulthood?"

Shen Zaihao didn't care, "I just like to spend money for you."

Looking at Shen Zaihao's stupidity, Tian Zhengguo sighed in his heart, this brother is really getting more and more stupid, what should he do if he has a girlfriend and is cheated penniless...

Soon arrived at the destination, Adams sent them to the dormitory and left.

The new dormitory is about [-] to [-] square meters. Shen Zaihao took a special look at it. There are two bedrooms with big beds. It just so happens that he and Tian Zhengguo can share one room.

Next to the living room is an open kitchen. Shen Zaihao tried it. The gas stove is available, so he can cook every day. Although he is not very good at cooking, it is better than nothing after all. The eating habits in the United States are different. Eat every day That's not the case here either.

After sorting out the luggage, they found that there were still a lot of missing things. The two simply made a list with their mobile phone memos, and planned to go shopping in a nearby large supermarket.

To be honest, even going to the supermarket is very troublesome with poor English. Every time Shen Zaihao takes an item, he has to look up the approximate English name of the item on his mobile phone, so that it is convenient for them to find it in the shelf. In the end, he collapsed , he vowed to study English well when he returned to Korea.

It's just that it's a bit more troublesome when buying daily necessities. When buying food, relying on years of foodie intuition, two people can still get things right.

"yogurt…"

"biscuit…"

"can…"

"chocolate…"

Every time Shen Zaihao ordered one, he threw one into the shopping cart. Tian Zhengguo looked at the shopping cart which was getting full, and secretly stuffed things back into the shelf one by one while Shen Zaihao was not paying attention.

"Huh? Where are the things I took?" Shen Zaihao turned his head and found that the things in the shopping cart were still the same as before, and he didn't know where the things he just threw in were gone.

"I put it back..." Tian Zhengguo explained in a low voice, "Brother, we need to save money now."

Shen Zaihao sighed, "I told you everything, I brought the card."

Tian Zhengguo licked his lips, the meaning of rejection was obvious.

Shen Zaihao had no choice but to use more tactics: "Don't you want to eat? Blueberry yogurt, lemon soda biscuits, canned yellow peaches, red wine chocolate... Let me ask you, don't you want to eat any of these?"

Every time Shen Zaihao mentioned a snack, Tian Zhengguo swallowed.

"Tian Zhengguo, tell the truth."

"QAQ, I want to eat."

"That's all right?" Shen Zaihao turned the shopping cart around, returned the same way and threw the snacks in again, "Brother taught you a four-character idiom today, carpe me in time, which means, don't worry about the future, just be happy now gone."

"Did I understand?"

Tian Zhengguo nodded.

"So what should we do now?"

"…shopping?"

"Yes, it's time to consume it now."

The consequence of carpe diem is that the two of them bought a cart full of things, and when they brought them back, they almost exhausted themselves to death.

But tired is tired, at least they can have a normal dinner tonight.

Shen Zaihao bought chicken wings and Coke, and planned to make his best Coke chicken wings for Tian Zhengguo.

"Brother, what can I do for you?"

Shen Zaihao was handling the chicken wings, and Tian Zhengguo was a little at a loss beside him.

"Go and wash the rice and put it in the rice cooker, will you?"

"Of course I will."

Tian Zhengguo confidently took the pot to serve rice, but was stopped by Shen Zaihao when he came back.

"Half it back, it's too much."

"Oh……"

Tian Zhengguo honestly poured out half of the rice in the pot, and after finishing the rice cooker, he went to Shen Zaihao's side to watch him marinate chicken wings.

"Don't get in my way here, go and take out all the things you bought just now, and see if there is anything to freeze."

After Tian Zhengguo put the things away one by one, Shen Zaihao's Coke was already in the pot, and the fragrance had already filled the whole room. Tian Zhengguo became more and more hungry after smelling it. Finally, Shen Zaihao said, "Zhengguo, let's serve a meal."

The remaining Coke was divided into two glasses by Shen Zaihao. Before the official start, Shen Zaihao raised his glass: "Celebrate?"

Tian Zhengguo raised his glass, and the two touched each other.

In this way, the life of two people full of nonsense (not true) began.

...

It is said that two people came to learn dance together, but in fact Shen Zaihao and Tian Zhengguo's courses are not exactly the same.

In the morning, Shen Zaihao went to learn choreography, Tian Zhengguo went to learn jazz, the two of them had dinner together at noon, and then went to learn hip-hop in the afternoon.

After class in the morning, Shen Zaihao sneaked to the door of Tian Zhengguo's classroom to wait for him to eat together, but the people in the room had almost left, and before seeing Tian Zhengguo's figure, Shen Zaihao felt something was wrong, so he opened the door and went in.

As soon as he entered, he saw that Tian Zhengguo was surrounded by three or four black people, who were pushing and shoving. It seemed that they were looking for trouble for Tian Zhengguo.

Shen Zaihao frowned, stepped forward and pulled Tian Zhengguo behind him, "What are you doing?"

After finishing speaking, I realized that the other party didn't understand, and switched the language system again: "What are you doing?"

The black man Barabara on the opposite side spoke a lot of English, too fast and with an accent, Shen Zaihao couldn't understand, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the translation software, and made a one-to-one gesture with the black man, "onceagain, OK?"

At the same time press the record button.

The black man glanced at the mobile phone he was holding, and slapped it over, and he was still saying something cursing. Shen Zaihao understood a few words such as Asian, Korean, and fucking, and he knew what he said after thinking about it. What an idiotic statement.

Shen Zaihao became angry in an instant, although he usually didn't bother to fight with the few people in the dormitory because he was his good brother after all, but what kind of biscuit is this picky black man in front of him?

"Even if there's something wrong with this child, it's something I'm used to. It's your fault? Come to me if you don't accept it. What kind of skill is bullying a child?"

"For a fool like you, no matter what country you are from, I can give you a second-degree disability even if you are in a wheelchair. If you don't believe me, just try it."

The Korean spoken by Shen Zaihao was incomprehensible to black people, but Tian Zhengguo understood it, and pulled Shen Zaihao's clothes, "Brother, stop arguing with him..."

Shen Zaihao broke away from Tian Zhengguo's hand, pointed to those black people: "one or all?"

The author has something to say: other people's eight humanities are hard life of writing and practicing. I write how everyone eats, drinks and has fun every day. In fact, everyone is practicing hard (狗头

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