What happened to Isaac?

"Hello, I'm Landon Xavier, busy right now. If you need it, please leave me a message after the beep, beep."

Alan Isaac hung up the phone annoyed.

Allen Isaac, or the succubus Isaac, is conducting investigation work in Manchester as an ordinary earthling because none of you here has permission to check it.

Being a human would be aging and fat, something the succubus Isaac hadn't expected.By the time he realized it, it was too late—the 47-year-old is six feet tall, weighs 180 pounds, and has some terrible symptoms...

Isaac is desperate to tell his angelic mate Xavier -- or rather, Landon Xavier, a 34-year-old real estate agent living in New York as a human for the same reasons.

However, this bastard didn't answer his phone at such a critical moment.Isaac's heart was broken.

He drank a large Starbucks latte in agony, ate two rows of white chocolate and three boxes of biscuits, and finally got the fucking call from America before leaving get off work.

"Say it straight," Isaac deliberately waited until the last moment to answer the phone, his voice was unusually calm, "You don't love me anymore."

"No no," Xavier said, his voice lower than it had been in his twenties, "I'm just too busy. What's the matter?"

There was an eerie silence on the other end of the phone.

"Hello? Isaac?"

"Well, you know, after all... I, Isaac, am a succubus, right?"

"of course."

"But the human body—I don't understand it very well. In short, human beings are very fragile and vulnerable. Anything can happen, right?"

"……uh-huh?"

"I mean...don't be freaked out."

"I'm ready."

Isaac took a deep breath: "I might be pregnant."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a loud bang on the other end of the phone, followed by a beep-beep busy tone, and the phone hung up.

The phone screen went off automatically, and Isaac's heart went off as well.

**

United States, New York.

Sitting in the office, Xavier was shocked by the word "pregnancy" for the first time. His hand shook, and the unlucky iPhone fell to the ground and cracked.

His eyes were wide open, staring at the flying parts on the ground in disbelief, his mind was blank, but his body was one step ahead of his reason - he stood up abruptly, scrambled out of the office, didn't even have time to press the elevator, and walked a long way. Bu Fei went down the stairs, snatched the public phone card from an employee who greeted him in the lobby on the first floor of the company, ran to the nearest phone booth, and swiped the card to enter the number.

beep - beep -

"Hello?" Isaac's voice came.

Xavier held the microphone and jumped on the spot nervously: "Hey, hey, I'm Langdon."

"Oh," the other person sounded extremely indifferent, "don't threaten me, I will die right now."

"No, wait!" Xavier yelled regardless of the sideways glances of the people around him.

"..."

"Say it again, you—?"

"I'm pregnant," Isaac said. "You see, we spent Christmas together. You... so many times, I said no, and you can't eat it, what about you? Don't listen to me. It's fine now, do you regret it?"

Xavier held the microphone and shook his head repeatedly. It took a while to realize that Isaac couldn't see, so he hurriedly said: "Regret, how could it be? I... oh! I'm so excited. But, uh, I didn't doubt your meaning, But how do you know?"

"Hmph! I was fine, as healthy as when I was a succubus, but recently I suddenly couldn't eat, and I vomited badly yesterday morning for no reason."

"My God," Xavier said.

We all know that anything can happen in New York, even if some red and gold robot flies into the sky, or the neighbor Spider-Man suddenly flies over your head with spider webs, or the president buys the largest advertising space on the high street to post The content of your own Twitter is not a big deal.

However, a british man in an expensive suit holding a public phone with pink bubbles all over his body on the side of the street is really eye-catching, and even well-informed New Yorkers are also looking sideways.

"Listen, listen, you can quit your job, go to your fucking job, wait for me at home, I'll go back as fast as I can," Xavier looked around like a thief, and whispered, covering the microphone, " I love you."

"Love your size, you bastard, I—wait, what did you say? What did you say?"

The red-faced Xavier had already hung up the phone.

The British only hide one thing, and that is love.Isaac seldom heard Xavier say such words, so he didn't react for a while.

And when the reflex arc finally finished its work, the succubus blushed.

**

Anne Dufresne, a Texan, was a secretary, the usual kind.Unlike the portrayal in the film and television drama, she is very beautiful, but she has nothing to do with the young and promising boss Landon Xavier.

It seemed difficult to explain why she and Mr. Xavier were alone in the tailor's trying on clothes.

"Madame is pregnant," Xavier said beamingly. "I have to pack up and catch the five o'clock flight back to Manchester. Annie, which coat do you think is better? Don't be too formal, after all, I am going home..."

Standing in front of a full-length mirror, a head-to-toe Xavier exuded alluring money.

Kidding.

He looks extremely handsome, even if there are a few fine lines at the corners of his eyes when he smiles, it just makes him look more refined and amiable.The clerks said half enviously, Mr. Xavier is a good-looking talent, and Mrs. Xavier must also be a great beauty, right?

Yes, Xavier smiled.

Plus-size beauty can also be considered a big beauty, right?

It is worth mentioning that Xavier messed up his hair when he was trying on clothes, and a strand of it was raised like a duck's tail.The clerk subconsciously brought a comb and hairspray to help him tidy up, but Xavier waved his hands again and again, smoothing his hair very carefully with his fingers.

"I'm afraid my hair will fall out."

When leaving the mall, Xavier whispered to Anne.

**

At five o'clock in the evening, Xavier got on the plane to England, hurried all the way, and finally stood in front of Isaac's current bachelor apartment, his heart pounding with nervousness.

After a long time of mental preparation, he finally summoned up the courage to ring the doorbell.

Ding dong, Isaac opened the door for him.

Looking at the well-dressed Xavier, he looked away awkwardly, turned back to the room muttering: "How many years...pretentious!"

Isaac was dressed very thinly, and it was obvious that his belly protruded from the round curve.While he was making tea on the sink, Xavier carefully embraced him from behind, wrapping his hands around his waist, and the soft touch of his abdomen was like a cat's belly.

"My belly will be up to my nose," said Isaac muffled, "and you will hate me."

"Oh, never," Xavier said, with the gurgling sound of boiling water, "I'd love to have sex with you. Now."

After Isaac gained weight, his buttocks became soft and still round, and they vibrated when he walked.He doesn't have a tail now, Xavier looks very uncomfortable, but it is also this missing object that reminds him that Isaac is now a human body, and humans are fragile.As a last resort, they can only talk about other topics to divert attention.

"Do you like boys or girls?" Isaac asked in a low voice.

"Girl...no, anything is fine."

"How do you explain it over there in heaven?"

"Whatever," Xavier said vaguely, kissing Isaac's neck one after another, "I'm so happy that I can write a [-]-word report in one go."

After that, Xavier took a long leave of absence and spent hours every day writing his [-]-word report.Isaac also quit his job, stayed at home every day, and soon became as fat as two people.

For the first few nights the two slept together, Xavier barely fell asleep.Between half-dream and half-awake, the subconscious also felt very uneasy, worried that Isaac's stomach would be pressed.However, this sweet burden is bearable.Just like that, one month has passed, two months have passed, three months have passed...

Isaac's belly didn't grow any bigger.

There are very few cases of succubus successfully conceiving, and the successful birth of offspring is even rarer, almost negligible.Worried Xavier took Isaac to find the cherubic doctor. After a series of examinations, inquiries, filling out forms, and the traditional art of heaven - the doctor suddenly dropped the stethoscope and ran to drink afternoon tea and other procedures, The matter came to a conclusion three days later.

"What's the problem?" Xavier asked.

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Isaac asked.

"No problem, but," the cherub Wocha Ai Gast Vic Apo put down the receiver, touched Isaac's stomach, and said regretfully, "Here, it's just food."

Silence, silence is Manchester tonight.

**

One hundred thousand words were written in vain!

Xavier shuddered and woke up suddenly.

He fumbled under the pillow for the first time, but found no smartphone. The room was also of the old style, and Isaac was sleeping next to him and snoring.

It turned out that it was a prophetic dream just now.

Xavier sighed deeply, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed, tiptoed to the balcony to smoke a cigarette, and returned to the room after the smell of smoke dissipated.

Under the dim moonlight, Isaac was much younger than the image in his dream. If we use the analogy of human life, it can be said that it is the time when a person is the most handsome and energetic.However, thinking of his appearance of naturally aging to 50 to [-] years old and getting fat, and the trembling muffled voice on the other end of the phone when he thought he was pregnant, he hurriedly called... It seems very cute.

Xavier couldn't help but leaned over, kissed Isaac's flat stomach, and murmured, "Oh, Isaac, how stupid you are."

The speaker had no intention, but the listener had intentions. As for the next day, Isaac suddenly found jealousy, and said that he and Xavier might not be together for long, and asked her to help him find a reliable person before he was kicked out by Xavier. Home.

why?

you do not know!This damned angel got up in the middle of the night on purpose just to call me a fool...

And so on, that's another story.

--THAN--