What happened to Isaac?

Isaac officially settled in Xavier's house.

The succubus who redeemed himself began to devour desserts in large quantities with peace of mind, and even went so far as to ask Xavier to spend half an hour every day to help him finish the [-]-word report he owed for changing his body last time.

"Then how did you solve this kind of thing before you met me?" Xavier asked.

"I'm jealous of having read a book, and I usually ask her to write it for me."

"how did you do it?"

"I'll beg her first, if she refuses, I'll take her girlfriend out to play, and tell her that if she doesn't write for me, she will do it next time."

"..."

"By the way, I have already filled in your house in the column of my address. If they find it, just drive it out."

Xavier was shocked.He was about to say something when the guilty Isaac beat him up and threw him on the bed.

"Don't think—don't try to evade the problem like this!" the angel protested, flapping its wings.

Daisy recalled that day, saying that she and her husband heard at least a hundred pigeons scurrying about in the house, but when they went upstairs and knocked on the door, their master Xavier said in a strange choked voice: "No! ,fine!"

In the end what happened?No one knows.But from that day on, Xavier really helped Isaac make up the report.

**

What's it like to officially raise a succubus?Xavier thinks it's a bit like having two cats at once.

Isaac is not at home often. In fact, no one knows when he is at home and when he is not at home. He only appears at the dinner table on time at meal times; no matter it is sunny or rainy, he likes to sit on the bay window of the guest room, like a cat in love. Passed his first cardboard box.

Xavier had asked him if he wanted to move into the guest room together, but Isaac said it would be fine as it is now.If one day he had conflicts with Xavier, he would run away from home and move back to the guest room.

"Can you be any more spineless?" Xavier asked.

"If it's not cold, then it's not impossible for me to run away from home and sleep on the sofa."

"..."

They often go to restaurants to eat, visit Bond Street or the May Market, and listen to concerts on weekends; if the weather is fine, they will take a slow walk home at night. Sometimes they can’t talk all the way, but the moonlight makes up for the silence.A long shadow casts out under the street lamp, and Isaac kisses him in the deserted alley.

The angel is very relieved that life is smoothly on the right track.

Isaac is a pretty good roommate for the time being—except for the succubus' sexual needs.It's an understatement to say that, but after the initial passion, the angels are really tired.

Once, Xavier went to drink tea with Jealousy. The two looked at each other's pale face, held hands and looked into teary eyes, and sighed at the same time: "Oh!"

**

One evening, Xavier sneaked into the house through the back door, and was caught by Isaac who was blocking the kitchen.

"Wait!" Xavier said seriously, "Don't forget to rest today."

"...Got it," said Isaac, "I tell you, I did a great thing today."

"Speaking?"

"I went to the east side. I was walking on the street. I saw a woman crying on the window from a distance, so I went to ask what was going on. She said that she served tea, poured water, washed and cooked every day, and she did nothing wrong. Yes, but this morning I was beaten by my husband again.

"I said, what the hell are you living? She asked me back: 'You don't think it's right, too?' I said that it was not right according to my opinion. After hearing this, she suddenly burst into tears, crying even to me. The devil is getting restless."

Xavier pricked up his ears: "And then?"

"I was going to go, but she stopped me suddenly and begged me to talk to her again. I just—that's it, stretched my neck like a goose and raised my head to talk to her. She asked me if I was married, and I Said no, I'm not interested in that. She said that's fine, because marriage is a horrible thing, a husband and children can turn a princess into a slave in one fell swoop. 'So you are too now?' I asked, and she listened. sigh.

"About a quarter of an hour later, I said I really had to go home, but this woman stopped me again. She retreated into the room and threw a suitcase from the window after a while, asking me to catch it downstairs She said she was not going to do it anymore and was going back home to be her daughter. Before I left I said to her: 'What's your last name? I can find your husband and give him a hard punch so he can't get up and chase Fuck you, what do you think?" She thought for a moment and said, two punches. I agreed."

"Again," Xavier frantically pulled out his notebook from under the coffee table, "I can also write this in the report and explain it in more detail."

Isaac:?

Xavier coughed twice, showing a reliable smile that was business-like: "Heaven does not recommend that human beings suffer unnecessary suffering. If you have this time, it is better to make some contributions to this world, so this is a good thing."

"Okay, then listen carefully. The time, today is March [-]th..."

After briefly recording the matter, Xavier transcribed it in the record book again, of course, adding oil and vinegar appropriately.While Xavier was making up the plot, Isaac was hanging around, trying to see what he had written.

"It's really long." Isaac picked up the report and read it. "You are suitable for writing novels."

"Are you kidding me?" Xavier asked.

"Haha, I didn't. I was just thinking, can I write myself 'Seductive Angel Becomes a Workplace Veteran'?"

"No. People will find out about me."

"Oh," Isaac read the report from beginning to end, thinking that hell would be better, and he would be praised if he could explain things clearly, where there are all these rhetorical devices, "Right, Langdon. What this woman said, don't I look a lot like your wife?"

Xavier took a sip of tea down his throat.

"I'll bring you tea and water," Isaac said, "wash and cook..."

"Stop," Xavier interrupted him, "you haven't done any of these, do you think I'll forget that I have a servant?"

"Then look, I will warm your bed. After you fall asleep at night, you will sleep in my arms."

"You shut up," Xavier said.

"Don't be shy." Isaac sat down on the desk, looking down at him, with one hand hanging by the desk, and the other unbuttoning his shirt.

"Look, what a fine day!" said Xavier suddenly, "don't take off your clothes, let's go for a walk."

"Fuck you, what's the attitude, Langdon Xavier? Don't you think I'll rape you again if you don't like it?"

"It's good of you to be so sensible."

Isaac went out cursing.

Just as the door was closed and knocked again, Daisy brought a letter from Li Qiming.There were always homeless people wandering around the cemetery where his mother was buried before. He planned to move to a cemetery with a better environment, and hoped Xavier could give him some advice.In addition, he also sent him a cross collar clip with the letter, probably because Xavier mentioned that the collar clip was always lost when he drank tea last time.

He tried on the collar clip, and it fit nicely, for going to church on Sunday.He remembered that in the first few letters he advised Li Qiming to put down the matter of the monastery and return to life, it seemed that he finally listened to the advice.That's fine, after all, being obsessed with obsession is only a bad habit of young people.

Xavier took out the stationery and began to write a reply, wondering how to return the gift.According to the friendship between the two of them, it would not be impolite to give each other equal value, so the market price of a silver collar clip...

Isaac blew into the room like a gust of wind: "Look, look at me."

Xavier turned his head.

"I just looked through old newspapers and saw that you were on the front page last July, and the newspaper took a really ugly picture of you," said Isaac. "Detective Xavier, come and guess what happened to Isaac?"

Xavier turned his head and continued to write the letter, muttering and complaining: "You made me write half of it for nothing."

Isaac stood at the door for a while, but didn't get a response. He felt bored and was about to leave.At this time, Xavier said, "You shaved your leg, the left leg."

"Why do you say that?" Isaac asked.

"Usually Europeans are used to distributing their weight evenly on their legs when they stand, and so is the European Succubus, at least you are. Now look at yourself, your left leg."

Isaac angrily stretched out his left leg hidden behind.

"You took off your socks, so you probably don't plan to go out again, but your outer pants are still on your legs. By the way, these seem to be my pants. What are you trying to hide by grabbing a pair of pants? There are many small details that will reveal your intentions .By the way, Isaac, since you have a wax knife, cut a piece of wax for me, brown."

"Damn it, you know even this." Isaac shook out the wax knife from his sleeve, cut off a piece of wax, burned it, poured it on top of it, sealed it, and stamped it. "Could it be that my craftsmanship has deteriorated?"

"You underestimated me," Xavier said with a smile. "If you didn't take the trouble to unbutton the button, I might not notice the small movements of your other hand."

After the episode, Xavier sent Isaac to post the letter at the mailbox, and when they came back, the two of them had dinner at home, washed up and played two games of chess; before going to bed, Xavier read Don Quixote to him again according to Isaac's request. The story of fighting the windmill.

Closing the book, Xavier asked, "Why do you always listen to this?"

"Most people don't dare to put the crazy idea in their head into practice. I like this guy."

"Sometimes I suddenly feel that you are very smart."

"When you live to my age, you will find that many things can be figured out."

"Is that so?" Xavier still wanted to speak, but heard a light snoring sound from beside him.

……

Sleeping until midnight, Xavier was suddenly awakened by the sound of "dong" breaking the window.He got out of bed to check, and it turned out that a pigeon hit the window, its beak pierced a hole in the glass, and it stuck firmly on it.It took Xavier a long time to pluck the pigeon from the glass and pour out the letter from the mailbox at its foot, an urgent announcement:

First-hand news, breaking news, Sol of Asgard is pregnant!

"...Huh?" Xavier was confused.

Thor is pregnant, and that's a big deal.Wait, male gods can conceive?Oh, since Loki, the god of trickery, can give birth to ponies after turning into a mare, it must be... No, what do you tell a grassroots employee of this kind of thing?

Within 2 minutes, the pigeon went back and forth, and crashed straight into Xavier's arms, with another letter in the mailbox on his feet.

Good evening, Mr. Langdon Xavier, please ignore the last misposted letter, here is the text of the notice:

Sol of Asgard accidentally threw his hammer Mjolnir to the earth when beating his younger brother. It is currently located in the suburbs of London (here are the coordinates), causing a great commotion among the surrounding humans.Archangel Langdon Xavier in the jurisdiction, please go to the scene immediately after receiving the letter, perform amnestics on all witnesses, and contact any angel to pick up Mjolnir and return it to Asgard as soon as possible.

The situation is urgent, and your right to use magic will be temporarily restored with the permission of the order, which will take effect 10 seconds after unsealing.

"This kind of thing is also up to you?" Isaac woke up at some point, and hugged Xavier from behind.

"Hey, it's not like Gordon has to go to bed at 11 o'clock, and the rest of the work will be piled up with his subordinates," Xavier complained, "How can the angel want me to contact by myself?"

"Why does it have to be an angel?"

"The one that fell was Mjolnir. Which angel can pick it up?"

"Then you take me with you." Isaac jumped off the bed and put on his clothes in twos and twos.

"Don't be brave," Xavier said. "That's no ordinary hammer. It's a very special kind..."

"Stop talking nonsense," Isaac interrupted, "I just want to be with you."

Now that he has said so, of course Xavier has no way to refuse.

Forget it, it doesn't matter if you let Isaac try it, it's just a waste of time, anyway, after a rain mixed with magic, no one will remember what happened tonight.

Xavier finished applying the hairspray in front of the mirror, and when he turned around and saw that Isaac was almost fighting with his tie, he helped him fasten it.

"It occurred to me," said Isaac, "why he can't get it himself?"

"Maybe it's inconvenient for him? Besides, there's a wall."

"wall?"

"It's something to protect the people on Earth, but it doesn't affect us. You know, the earth is developing very slowly, and many planets outside have bad intentions. People like Banqiu are terrible. If they stare at the earth, this little blue star It's over."

"What," said Isaac, "but the Dragons are nice, and those dragons are rich and good-natured. After all, the universe is just the universe, and it's normal to have everything. There are so many murders in London. No one dares to ask everyone to lock themselves at home. People on earth don’t know anything, and it’s because of this that they haven’t been able to invent an anti-inflammatory drug that doesn’t hurt in 200 years.”

"God, how do you remember this?" Xavier laughed, "Let's go."

Xavier locked the doorknob and took Isaac with the other hand. The two pushed open the bedroom door, stepped over the threshold, and stepped onto the muddy land in the suburbs.A wheat field not far away was surrounded by a newly nailed fence. When you got closer, you could see a hammer fell in the center, denting the surrounding ground.The handle of the hammer is so short that you can't even hold it with two hands, and it doesn't look very flexible.Xavier shook it tentatively, and suddenly felt a force rushing against him, let alone lifting it.

There are many footprints scattered around the hammer, it seems that many people have tried to pull it out.If the news spread until tomorrow, the place would be surrounded by crowds.

"Just try it," Xavier said, "it doesn't matter, it's the same if I call another angel."

Isaac touched the handle of the hammer tentatively, only once, then withdrew his hand immediately, and said hesitantly, "It doesn't obey."

"Of course, this is Mjolnir," Xavier said and walked away. "Wait for me here. I have to go nearby to see where it is suitable for artificial rainfall."

He came back aimlessly, saw Isaac standing there in a daze from afar, and immediately made a plan to comfort him in his heart.When he got closer, he saw Isaac squatting on the ground, groping Mjölnir with his paws, and muttering: "Let me take it and see... Ah! I haven't picked it up yet."

Xavier couldn't help laughing.He just wanted to say forget it, but Isaac suddenly pulled Mjolnir up from the ground like a carrot.

"It's heavy!" Isaac complained.He carefully held the hammer with both hands, constantly adjusting his posture, as if it would fall down and crush his toes if he was not careful.

Mjolnir was indeed picked up by the succubus, leaving only a big hole in the wheat field.

"Actually, I'm really afraid of losing face in front of you," Isaac smiled. "Fortunately, it's raining again in London."

It's really raining in London.

The shower tonight only lasted 10 minutes, and it mixed into the river and well with the amnesiac potion. As long as you have been exposed to a trace amount, you will never remember that a big hammer fell on the wheat field next to your house.

What the hell are you keeping secret?Xavier wanted to ask.But he knew he wouldn't get an answer.

tick.The first drops of rain fell on the ground.

**

The task is half completed, and the next step is to send Mjolnir back to heaven, and eventually it will be taken away by its owner.Isaac put the hammer on the ground, picked the lock of a store at random, opened the door and walked in, and arrived at Mount Gonzili, where he could take the escalator to heaven.

Isaac put the hammer in the lost and found office, grabbed the umbrella and couldn't wait to leave, leaving Xavier there alone to fill out the form.It's a little awkward being a demon in Heaven, but he's also running too fast.

Xavier came back from heaven and saw Isaac through the glass window, walking up and down the edge of the sidewalk like a child, kicking a pebble with his foot.He just looked at it quietly for a while, and he actually got inner peace from a demon.

Just then, Isaac turned around and saw him.

Isaac covered Xavier under the umbrella, and Xavier asked:

"Mind if I use a little magic on you?"

"can."

"You don't even ask me what I'm going to do?"

Isaac grinned.

Isaac was very much like the big dog that Xavier had raised before. Even if he was woken up at three in the morning, when he reached out his hand, he would always rub his wet nose against his palm.

Xavier removed the umbrella and let the rain wet the starched collar, and the fabric felt hot for a moment when it was attached to his neck.Isaac covered his neck in doubt, and at this moment Xavier unbuttoned his shirt and turned his head to reveal a new seal on the three fingers below his ear: "It's useless to change your body now, Isaac."

Isaac froze for a moment, shrugged: "Let's go."

Imprints can empathize to a certain extent, and the connection between souls enhances this ability.Xavier knew that Isaac wasn't upset, and he even knew that his succubus would really like to kiss him now, if it hadn't promised to rest for the day.

It was raining heavily, and even with an umbrella, the hem of the clothes and trousers were still soaked; there was a book under the mailbox not far away, and the paper was completely soaked by the heavy rain.This morning, Xavier accidentally spilled tea on the collection of poems, and he was mostly fainted like this.

Hardy's poem was printed on the open side, except for the last two lines:

"I should kiss her, if the rain,

"One more minute."

*Banqiu: From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Banqiu's attack moves are similar to playing cricket.Cricket is one of the three major sports in the UK. If you don’t get the point of being funny, you can localize it as saying that there is a kind of terrifying alien called “Zhongguo Ping Pong Qiu Team” who is invincible all over the universe.

*Asgard related: It means that I eat the base hammer.