What happened to Isaac?

"Anywhere far away is homeland."

—Metaphysical poet Joshua White.

"Thank you, just woke up. I guess this means that as long as you jump far enough, you can always find a planet that is roughly similar to the one you are stepping on."

——Notes from whatsI?just?wake?up, the cherub.

The wheel of history is spinning around in place.

Two centuries ago, the angel Xavier and the succubus Isaac lived together for a very brief period; and about two centuries later, they lived together again, and they were always in pairs. .For example, this time, they opened the bedroom door together three, two, one, and teleported to the foot of Gongxili Mountain in a short distance, and then made a long-distance jump from here to a place that 404 did not show according to the relevant regulations.

However—the appearance of this word usually does not mean anything good—however, maybe it was because the two of them took advantage of no one to touch around, or sneaked a kiss in their busy schedule, or even did something extra, or It’s just that Xavier suddenly mentioned that the cheese at home was not wrapped. In short, there was a mistake in the long-distance leap, and they didn’t find out that they had landed on a certain planet that was not marked on the celestial map until they landed.

This planet is the third planet revolving around a binary star in an elliptical orbit with an e value much smaller than 1. It has an asteroid belt around it, and its rotation speed is extremely fast. As a result, the most notable feature is that it is heated relatively evenly when it is close to the star. The whole planet is crispy and burnt on the outside.

Surprisingly, in this environment, the planet still breeds relatively intelligent humanoid life, because the surface environment is unstable and usually lives deep underground.Right now, they're celebrating the planet's orbit around the star, as the tiny, crispy-baked world is being put back into quick-frozen while they're still going strong.In the banquet hall, cups of wine were intertwined, and the song stage was warming up. It was a moving joyous moment, until...

Until the garbage truck brought an eight-foot-high red-haired monster with a tiger's back, a bear's waist and a long tail, and a yellow-haired bird man with two wings on its back and a face as white as paper, who looked like a man and not a woman.

The world is silent.

Suddenly, a small alien glared at them and started howling, and was covered by the big alien next to it, and then a wonderful thing happened, there was another cry on its forehead. The mouth screamed until the men were silent and the women were crying, and the storm was about to come:

"Mom! You look like me!"

Isaac nudged Xavier with his elbow: "Hey, a Cambridge graduate. What does this little thing say?"

Xavier tried to knock on the translator, but it couldn't do anything about undiscovered languages.So he had no choice but to bite the bullet and explain indiscriminately: "Well, he said: 'Hello'."

"Is there any need to be so excited?" Isaac murmured in his heart.However, there are very few people who can't beat their hearts after seeing that mouth running around.

"Each civilization expresses friendliness in different ways," Xavier said hesitantly, "I have sent out a distress signal, and rescue organizations will come to pick us up soon, let's deal with it now."

Xavier stepped forward and tried to communicate with body movements, but the meaning of body language on this planet seems to be quite different from that on Earth, and there is really no way to communicate.

Isaac folded his arms and looked aside for a while, clicked his tongue impatiently, and all eyes immediately fell on him.He casually drove a person away from the stone chair, hugged the stone and put it on the table with a "boom", scaring away several people.

Then Isaac raised his hand, moved his fingers towards them, and smashed the stone into pieces with his fist, cracking even the surface of the solid stone table.

Everyone stood up vigilantly, and spread out with Isaac as the center. Suddenly, there was a click of loading from the rear left, and Xavier exclaimed: "Isaac!" Isaac did not dodge, but just avoided A difficult-to-heal area was opened, and eventually the lower back was pierced.He snorted, turned around, shook his neck, and took off his shirt—the penetrating wound started to stop bleeding in less than 10 seconds, and then began to heal at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Isaac pointed to his head and spread his hands.The man who just shot looked at him in panic, hesitated for two seconds, and pointed the gun at himself.Someone jumped up and hugged his arm, and he gently pushed it away, and he was about to pull the trigger firmly, committing suicide and apologizing.But Xavier shot down his gun, and even made a few comforting gestures, not sure if the other party could understand.

Xavier grabbed Isaac, pulled him behind him, then raised his hands, turned over to show that he was unarmed, pulled Isaac to sit down, and gave him magic to speed up the healing of his wounds.Unexpectedly, Xavier's magic frightened these locals even more. They fled in all directions, and disappeared in the dim light underground, leaving only Xavier, Isaac, and a mess.

"Why are you doing this, Isaac," said Xavier.

"In this way, they won't dare to provoke us. What's the problem?" Isaac raised his eyelids and glanced at the food on the plate, and said disgustedly, "We can leave soon, right?"

"If nothing else happens, tomorrow."

Xavier Flag stood up straight, and of course there was an accident the next day.

The structure of the asteroid belt outside this planet is very complicated, and the rescue spacecraft dare not rush through it, and it will take a period of time to detect it, that is to say, the two of them must stay for a while.But, thanks to Isaac, they now terrorized the poor natives, and the presence of some succubi would silence the cries of children, and shut doors and windows shut in his path.

It took Xavier a lot of effort to explain that they were only staying here temporarily, and that there was no malice; later, he managed to find a temporary residence so that he would not have to sit in someone else's banquet hall every day.Perhaps the angel was born easy to approach, and the locals quickly accepted him, a little relieved to know that the fearsome red-haired monster would listen to him.

Two weeks later, Xavier won the trust of almost everyone. He walked around the streets and used the local language he learned temporarily to simply provide some guidance to the local backward medical technology. He hung on his neck and peeked at Isaac, and then he was frightened by a grimace and ran around.

"You're horrible," Xavier said.

Isaac sent Xavier the kid-scaring grimace—very vicious.

Xavier sees patients in the makeshift medical station every day, while Isaac sits next to him, dozing off, or frightening children.Sometimes he would pick up some sickly children from the ground, tickle and tickle them, and let go of the startled and laughing little things.In this way, not everyone is afraid of him, and those who are daring will make faces at him instead. Those eyeballs and mouths moving around on the face are actually more terrifying.

This is how Isaac passed the time.

However, even such an Isaac was devastated one day.

One day, while he was sitting and dozing, he was suddenly awakened by a tingling sensation from his tail.He opened his eyes suddenly, and found that it was a child who was tossing and touching his tail, which frightened him: "How can they see?"

Xavier thought for a while and said, "Well... the abilities of each civilization are different." Even so, closeness is closeness, and no one has ever thought of doing anything wrong with his wings, so he didn't feel anything bad.

After hearing this, Isaac had no choice but to give the child a hard time, and changed his place to sit.

As a result, a restless life began.More and more children took advantage of his inattention to play tricks on him, such as running to grab the succubus's tail.How strong can a child's hand be?Although it didn't hurt at all, it always caused Isaac to jump up in shock and anger, and move his nest angrily.So there are rumors that the red-haired uncle from an alien is afraid of being pulled by his tail.

More and more little monkeys were eager to give it a try, until one time, a child put the tip of the succubus' tail into his mouth and bit it lightly, and saw Isaac blushing and let out a "huh".This time it was Xavier who flew into a rage. He kicked everyone out, slammed the door, and soon there was a strange sound from inside.A child went back and asked his parents what was going on, and the parents thought about it and told him that this was making a child.

- Then why make children?

Uncle Hong Mao won't be so fierce when he has a child.

-wrong!My mother was still fierce when she was pregnant with the second and third treasures!

Unlucky boy, are you looking for a beating?

**

After a short while, the rescue spacecraft finally arrived.Xavier patted the shoulders of his new friends one by one, bent down to touch the children's heads, while Isaac frowned impatiently, and hurried home like burning his buttocks, which shows the alien journey during this period cast a great shadow over him.

"Woooo..."

"Okay, okay, let me blow it, blow it."

"Woooo!!"

Isaac hugged his tail, crying like a faucet that couldn't be turned off tightly, and got into Xavier's arms aggrieved. The angel vaguely heard an overwhelmed sound from his thigh.He hugged Isaac's head, snorted, and kissed the top of the head with a "boom", then pinched the back of his neck comfortingly, went down the spine, held the traumatized tail, and gently stroked When I got it up, I heard the sobs gradually subsiding, replaced by more and more rapid gasps.Immediately afterwards, a sticky kiss came up and printed on the corner of his lips. Xavier smiled and turned his head away:

"You should shave, Isaac."

**

In this way, Xavier and Isaac lived an ordinary life in their hometown on Earth.They will see it in the "Records of Culture and Customs of the Whole Universe" a long, long time later. There is a rather subtle mythical story circulating on that planet:

There is an evil beast in the world, with red hair on its body, two wings on its back, and a long tail behind it. Its appearance is terrifying and its temperament is extremely ferocious.Every time a planet revolves around the star, that is, during the Chinese New Year, it will come, talking strange things, destroying buildings, and taking away children. This monster is called "Nian".However, Nian is not invincible. As long as the children bravely pull its tail, it will run away whimpering and dare not come back for a whole year.

——Story of the Year·END——

I wish you all a happy new year and an auspicious Year of the Rat!

By the way, 06-Hey, hat hat? A whole plot is added at the beginning, which is Xavier's life in 200 years, remember to check???