stop getting me pregnant

In the end, Qiu Yu was urged by Yu Chengxi to go downstairs to eat breakfast—with that little bastard who beat his own father and monster hard.

Before going downstairs, Qiu Yu asked Yu Chengxi again and again in doubt: "Can you really handle it yourself? Why don't you take Haohao downstairs for dinner, and I'll watch the baby first?"

Small glutinous rice dumplings are no better than big cubs.Haohao is one and a half years old, he can walk and run, he can jump up and down a few times when he works hard, he has strong hands and feet, and he can get up and pat the ashes on his pants before looking for his mother; he can express his thoughts with finger gestures , You can also occasionally ask a domestic helper to take care of it.

Small glutinous rice balls are different - small glutinous rice balls are too small, only five months old, with soft hands and feet, soft neck and waist, really no different from soft glutinous dumplings.

Yu Chengxi is afraid to hold a baby, let alone an ordinary domestic servant - he dare not touch it at all.

Unless you have received professional training or experience in raising babies, most people would not be able to bring such a small baby.

Yu Chengxi, a stinky Alpha who usually only cares about teasing and coaxing babies, suddenly volunteered to take care of the baby today?Qiu Yu was really worried and curious, and broke his heart.

"It's okay, I can do it." Yu Chengxi put Xiao Tuanzi on the bed, and he lay on the bed with Tuanzi, hugging Xiao Tuantuan tightly, "Just go downstairs to have breakfast, why do you make it look like you're dying? Go, go, go." Come on, eat slowly and don't choke."

Look at the way he lay on the bed with baby Omega in his arms, it's really—

How should I put it, if Qiu Yu puts on this action and this pose, it will be a very warm picture of the mother protecting the cub and the radiance of mother's love.But let's go to Yu Chengxi's place... Qiu Yu thinks it's a wolf protecting food.

Sure enough, I still feel uneasy.

"Okay, watch carefully, call downstairs if you have something to do." Qiu Yu picked up the big cub who was stretching out his hand to see his younger brother, "Let's go, Haohao, come back to play with younger brother after breakfast."

Qiu Yu went downstairs with Da Zai Zai in his arms, and the bedroom door was gently closed.

Without Qiu Yu's nagging and Da Zai's noise, the room became much quieter in an instant.

Yu Chengxi put his arms around baby Xiaotuanzi in peace of mind, watching Xiaotuanzi flailing his arms and legs clumsily.

The five-month-old Xiaotuanzi can only wave his hands and kick his legs, his back is so soft that he hasn't even learned to turn over, and he won't crawl around the room like the big cubs; after laying flat on the bed, he doesn't need to do anything Control, let the baby play with his hands and feet and entertain himself.

"Yeah, ah, ah," Xiaotuanzi struggled a few times, finally touched his little jiojio, and smiled at his father with his head tilted while holding the jiojio, "Ah, ba, ba, ba, ba!"

Xiaotuanzi was full of baby talk with unclear meaning, opened his mouth to babble, let go of jiojio, held Yu Chengxi's handsome face in both hands, seemed to observe carefully for a while, and then grinned and babbled.

"Hey, why did you come to touch my face after touching your feet?" Yu Chengxi said in a disgusted tone, but he hugged Xiaotuanzi even tighter with his hands, poking his fleshy double chin, full of love, "Just now call me?"

Nai Duanzi couldn't answer, she held her father's hand and stuffed it into her mouth. After taking a bite, she smiled triumphantly.

"Ba, ba, ba! Ah, ba, ba!"

Nai Tuanzi hadn't started teething yet, and the bite was painless. Not only was Yu Chengxi not angry, but he even leaned over to touch Nai Tuanzi's head affectionately.

"I know, I know, I know you are calling me."

When he got closer, Yu Chengxi also smelled the milky scent of baby Omega.

All Alpha and Omega babies are milky when they are young.But if the ordinary AO baby is a piece of milk, then Yu Chengxi thinks his Omega baby is an extra-large and thickened white rabbit milk candy!It's milky and sweet, just smelling the milky aroma will melt your heart.

"Baby, you are so obedient and cute." Yu Chengxi rubbed Xiaotuanzi's chubby face, and kept praising, "Are you like your mother when she was young? Tell me, is your mother like this when she was young?" cute?

"But there must be a part like me, right? Hey, you were born with reincarnation, good genes, and combined the advantages of your parents, that's why you are so likable."

While Yu Chengxi praised the baby, he did not forget to boast.

The cuter she looked, the more she couldn't help it, Yu Chengxi quietly touched her and lowered her head to lean towards her, wanting to give her son a sip.

Before the kiss, Xiaotuanzi, who had been laughing all this time, suddenly stopped laughing, froze his fluttering hands and feet, and stared blankly as if being blocked by something, and then—suddenly spit out a lot of "" White foam"!

Yu Chengxi, who was having fun playing with the baby, was shocked!Quickly jumped up from the bed, grabbed the internal phone on the bedside table and pressed #1.

"Wife? Wife!" Yu Chengxi raised his legs anxiously, and his voice trembled when he spoke, "Son, son——why is he foaming at the mouth?!"

There was a rustle on the phone, maybe the maid gave Qiu Yu the receiver after answering the phone.Qiu Yu was taken aback when he heard the maid's report: "...what is foaming at the mouth?"

"Just, just vomited a lot of white things out of nowhere!" Yu Chengxi was flustered, thinking to himself, brother, why are you so leisurely?Hurry up and take a look! "Couldn't you be poisoned by eating the wrong thing?"

Qiu Yu was silent on the phone for three or four seconds.

Then scolded: "That's not foaming at the mouth, that's the baby burping!"

Yu Chengxi: "Huh?"

"I drank too much milk just now, and hiccupped!" Qiu Yu took the trouble to explain to Yu Chengxi, "The baby just finished drinking milk, and you lay him down, no wonder he hiccups.

"Hurry up and wipe the baby's face, then pick him up and pat his back to make him feel better."

Having said that, Yu Chengxi finally understood what "foaming at the mouth" was all about.

He took a baby towel from the bathroom, moistened the baby's face with warm water and wiped his mouth. After wiping, he picked up Xiaotuanzi from the bed and let Xiaotuanzi stand on his lap with his head resting on his lap. On the shoulder, he patted Tuanzi's soft back gently.

After going along for a while, I finally heard Nai Tuan Zi burp a big milk, belching all the air out.

Only then did Yu Chengxi feel relieved, Put Tuanzi sat down on his lap, hugged the baby and sighed.

"My dear son, you almost scared your father to death."

The little baby couldn't understand Yu Chengxi's complaint, imitating Qiu Yu just now, and blew his lips again.

"Naughty." Yu Chengxi hummed, turned the baby over, and put a new drool on the baby from the front to the back, "Let me make a fuss, your mother will come up after feeding your brother after eating."

Yu Chengxi tied the knot several times obsessively, and finally tied a cute bow that he was most satisfied with. Finally, he stopped and turned Xiaotuanzi who was sitting with his back to him.

"Not bad, not bad, very cute." Yu Chengxi nodded in satisfaction, stretched out his hand to shave Xiao Tuanzi's chin again, and said triumphantly, "You are only five months old, what can happen? Thanks to your mother just now He also repeatedly told me nervously, but it’s actually nothing more than that.”

Yu Chengxi put his finger into the little baby's fleshy right paw, and was habitually grabbed by the baby.

"Isn't it just to take care of the baby, who wouldn't, right?" Yu Chengxi stuck the baby under the armpit, and tapped his tongue with his tongue, trying to make Tuanzi laugh, "Your father and I are born to be perfect dads, you What do you think? If you think it’s right, just smile.”

Nai Tuantuan should have smiled sweetly in a cooperative way, but now she doesn't know what's going on, not only doesn't smile, but also has a dignified expression, as if she was secretly trying to figure out something, so hard that she even clenched her fists up.

Yu Chengxi was surprised and didn't understand why the little baby would show such an expression.

"I hugged you so uncomfortable?" Yu Chengxi thought it was because he was not skilled in holding the baby, so he quickly changed his position to hold the baby, "How about this, is it better?"

As soon as he finished asking, Yu Chengxi smelled a very strong and particularly stinky smell, which spread from under the baby's body.

Yu Chengxi lowered his head to look at Xiaotuanzi whose face was still serious.

"You...are you pooping?"

Xiaotuanzi clenched his fists tightly, it seemed that the work was not over yet, the weight of this trip was a bit much.

Babies eat relatively simple food, so the poop they pull out is even more stinky than that of ordinary people.

Yu Chengxi is still very particular about his daily life, and he is very sensitive to the existence of smell.As soon as the stinky smell radiated, Yu Chengxi felt that the nasal mucosa was irritated by the smell and his head was aching.

In desperation, Yu Chengxi freed up one hand to pinch his nose, picked up the baby with one hand and got up, and went to the side cabinet to try to find baby diapers.

"Wow, it stinks." Yu Chengxi pinched his nose with disgust on his face, "Isn't your papa too smelly? I have to change it for you.

"Hey, where are the diapers? Shouldn't they be in the cabinet?"

Because he still doesn't have a thorough understanding of the world in 2020, Yu Chengxi opened the cabinet and went to find another cabinet.

Xiaotuanzi seemed to be done with it, and finally let go of his fists and legs.But just after stinking, the diapers are very uncomfortable to wear, and the child can't open his mouth to express, so he can only scream and cry to tell the adults: change my pants quickly!

"Wow wow wow wow wow..."

Yu Chengxi was already dizzy from the smell of the cake, but when the baby cried, he felt dizzy and had a headache.

"Don't cry, don't cry, wait a minute, Dad find your diapers." Yu Chengxi pinched his nose tightly, and he was almost out of breath, "Wait a minute, let me see, let me see if this is No……"

……

……

……

"Yu Chengxi!"

With a roar out of thin air, Yu Chengxi's suffocating dream was interrupted.

Yu Chengxi, who was in a deep sleep, was very stressed and sat up after waking up from the dream. After four or five seconds of buffering, he turned his head in a daze to look at Qiu Yu, who was beside him with disheveled hair and wearing pajamas, who obviously also looked like he had just woken up.

"Here...is it 2018 or 2020?"

Qiu Yu rolled his eyes towards the sky speechlessly: "Are you sleepy? It's not 2018, can it be 8012?"

Yu Chengxi's eyes widened: "You answered me like this in 2020 too!?"

Qiu Yu didn't understand Yu Chengxi's words, he was stunned for a moment, then reached out to touch Yu Chengxi's forehead: "...It's strange, you don't have a fever?"

Yu Chengxi also touched his forehead, and after touching it, he pinched his own cheek and made a faint red finger mark on his face.

"It hurts, hurts..." Yu Chengxi covered his face in pain, and then realized, "Brother, am I dreaming?"

"I don't know what happened to you last night." Qiu Yu rubbed his sore neck and lay down on the bed. "It didn't stop all night. You kicked the quilt, stepped on the bed, and had erotic dreams?"

Yu Chengxi scratched his head: "Chunmeng is not...although there is indeed you in the dream."

Qiu Yu closed his eyes too lazy to look at Yu Chengxi: "Rogue."

"Hey." Yu Chengxi collected himself, bent down and kissed Qiu Yu's face, and then got up, "I went to collect some experience points, and experienced the feeling of being a baby daddy in advance."

"Oh?" Qiu Yu snorted amusedly, "What have you learned?"

"I learned that there really shouldn't be too many children in the family—one is enough." Yu Chengxi held Qiu Yu's hand and said earnestly, "Let's not say three, two are too many for me. Now let's be honest and take It’s fine if you give birth to this one in your stomach, don’t get pregnant again.”

Qiu Yu opened his eyes and met Yu Chengxi's sincere eyes.

"Huh?" Qiu Yu was puzzled.

"Then it's—wife, you've worked really hard, and I've come to realize how great and amazing you are!"

Yu Chengxi stretched out his hand and opened the curtains on the French windows, and the sunlight outside flooded the room all at once.

"In order to be on par with you, I decided—" Yu Chengxi looked at the bright sunshine outside the window and made up his mind, "I will go to the parenting class from today! Learn parenting knowledge in advance, and share the bitterness of raising children for you in the future!"

Qiu Yu blinked and stared at Yu Chengxi for a long time, trying to digest Yu Chengxi's words.

But in the end, Qiu Yu still didn't understand what Yu Chengxi was talking about with this incoherent preface, so he tilted his head.

"Did you... have something wrong in your forehead?"

The author has something to say: Yu Chengxi: Wife, I went to play in 2020!You lie, you in that world are as fierce as you in this world!

Qiu Yu: Oh

Thanks Mu Qiaoqiao for the milk powder money x1 hahahaha

These few episodes are all coded while watching videos with my little nephew.

So happy quack, children before one and a half years old are the best rua!

In the next episode, what kind of cute short essays should I write?