[Comprehensive] together

Sasuke feels that he has been a bit back lately, no, it should be said that since he played this damn game with Naruto, his luck has not been better. First, he ate the damn hormone cookie and turned into Sako, and now he is still being raped by various The ability was hunted down by the witch who mentioned MAX, although it is not that he can't beat it, but this is a game after all, they are ninjas and not murderers, and being chased by a witch with a hatchet is left to run and cause trouble My son's Naruto is still in shock, not to mention activating his mouth skills, even if he doesn't know what happened, he can only be carried away by Sasuke.

Pig teammates!Sasuke thought bitterly, before speaking, he didn't think about whether he was stupid.

Facts have proved that Naruto is stupid in this respect. Even Naruto who turned into a protruding and backward-looking Naruto could not save his IQ. The camisole can't be covered by the ball.God knows what's going on with Naruto. When he was a man, he wore the same scumbag sportswear every day. After turning into Naruto, he was so hot. Should he be said to be a man who created a harem?

"You are responsible for solving the problems you caused." Sasuke was very ruthless, "Since you made her so excited, you have to be responsible for stopping her."

Naruto. Confused.JPG, he still hasn't figured out what happened. Sasuke actually asked him to stop the maddened witch. It was really cruel and ruthless.

Sasuke: You are the one who is cruel and unreasonable.

"Wait, why is she so angry? Let me tell you." Naruto said that he hadn't gotten to the point yet.

Sasuke's indifferent face: Oh.

To be honest, even if Sasuke really doesn't have a high EQ about his own affairs, he can still understand why the witch is chasing them with a hatchet. On the other hand, Naruto hasn't figured out the situation yet. The love triangle with Sasuke is quite sensitive, why don't you feel anything when it comes to others?

Sasuke felt that this had nothing to do with EQ, it was a matter of IQ.

"Are you an idiot?" The super-familiar opening remark, Sasuke began to explain after dismissing Naruto as always, "That hunter deceived the witch's feelings and ran back to the city of love, right?" He saw Naruto After nodding, he continued, "Then the witch who was cheated of her feelings stayed alone in the hut in the forest." Naruto then nodded, Enen, Sasuke was right.

"What do you think?" He gave an example, "If Sakura was cheated of her feelings and cheated out of her ninjutsu scroll, how would she react?"

Sakura?A real man appeared in Naruto's mind. Brother Ying and her iron fist, when it hit the ground, it would produce a special effect of landslides and ground cracks, and punched one of the ten-tailed clones. It can be called an iron-blooded tough guy. Among men man.

He shuddered, if someone in this world deceived Sakura, it would probably usher in the most terrible ending in the world, right?It's a thousand times more terrifying than a hatchet!

"So you want me to face the furious Sakura now?" He directly assumed the identity of the witch, with horror written all over his face.

"You can appease her." Sasuke expressed his absolute trust in Naruto, "Come on." Then he threw Naruto out if he disagreed.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyMiss Naruko, who was suddenly thrown in front of the witch, was dumbfounded, don't be like this, even if you throw him out, you still have to say hello!

He glanced at the hatchet that was approaching in front of him, and fell down on his knees. The action was like kneeling and apologizing. Naruto might think that his reflexes were good, so he even lowered his head, and then shouted: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't bring up your sadness." Hatchet stopped at the nick of time, not only because Naruto's attitude was too sincere, but also because of the witch's inexplicable affection for girls.

Sasuke hid behind the tree, his five senses were sensitive, this distance was enough for him to hear Naruto's words clearly, he already knew that Naruto's reflexes were good, and sincerity was the most important thing, so when he spoke, he followed suit It seems that it is always easy to convince diehards, except of course himself, Sasuke is one of the few people who does not follow Naruto's tricks, and the same goes for his two brothers.

But Sasuke’s immunity does not mean Miss Witch has it, especially the little sun Naruto now has a female body bonus, it’s not easy to attack her, Sasuke saw Naruto talking there for a while, and the blackened witch put down the firewood Knife, changed into the original gentle look, she did not forgive the hunter, but was moved by Naruto's sincere words, at least she would not trouble the innocent people Sasuke and Naruto.

Mouth escape is invincible, Oye!

Sasuke saw that Naruto persuaded the witch to come out from behind the tree. Now they have entered the mode of listening to the stories of the past. All in all, it is the routine of love games.

"I really like him, but I didn't expect him to run away and bring my prescription with me." The witch said this and began to become a chastity again, "If I knew it, I would have broken his leg and tied him in the house. In this way, he will not be able to go there, and he will belong to me alone.”

Fuck, it's actually because of this reason that he wants to run away, right? !Naruto inexplicably felt the terrifying side under the pure skin of Miss Witch, she was just a sickly girl.

"But even so, I'm still very happy when I see the couple who are passionately in love." Miss Witch smiled, "When I see you, I can think of that sweet time back then."

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, then Naruto raised his hand and asked, "Wait, how did you know we were a couple?" There was no denying it, just curious how she could tell.

The witch blinked mysteriously, how did that sentence say, secrets make women more attractive, she is such a mystic: "Secret." She said, "I won't tell you."

As a witch who can make "witch's love potion", after waking up, she smelled the invisible sour smell between Sasuke and Naruto from a long distance. This is the smell of love. In her setting There is a good-hearted setting in the book, as long as you meet a couple who can be recognized by her, you can easily complete this task.

"Because of the love between you two that moved me, I decided to give you a few small gifts." She handed out a few small bottles, "After you drink them, you can offset other negative effects." The witch said, "And there are other Small use."

The only thing that can offset the effect of the card is the card. The medicine that the witch took out is not so much offset as it is covered. Once her medicine works, the previous medicine will naturally lose its effect, and only her medicine is effective.

The witch returned to the forest with the small basket, and the small bottles of similar color were placed on the ground.

"Is this a card?" Sasuke said.

"It should be." Naruto picked up a bottle, he really couldn't tell the difference between these medicines, "Are you in a hurry to get back to normal, Sasuke?"

"Of course." Assistant Sasuke said naturally, "Take them back to the city of love, buy a whole set of clothes and choose a bottle." He felt that there was nothing scarier than hormone cookies, and Sasuke couldn't wait to change back to the original, but here Before, they needed to buy men's clothes, but suddenly they turned into men but still wore women's clothes. Isn't this abnormal?

"Okay." Naruto shrugged, since Sasuke insisted on it, he actually liked Naruko's appearance quite a bit.

Naruto and the others experimented, and the bottle would turn into a card after opening the bottle for 1 minute. They obtained the Witch’s Rejuvenating Medicine and the Witch’s Slimming Medicine in turn. Finally, there was only one bottle left for Naruto to hold in his hand. They found I opened a room in a hotel and put the medicine bottle by the bed.

Aiai is indeed a city of love. All the hotels have the same style of painting. No matter how different the furnishings are, they can’t obliterate the fact that they are love hotels. Sasuke and Naruto feel a little uncomfortable sitting in the pink room.

Sasuke and Naruto opened the bottle, each swallowed a pill, the effect of the hormone cookie disappeared, and the two returned to their original appearance, they took off their clothes and prepared to change into men's clothes, at the same time, the opened pill bottle "bang— —" with a sound, it turned into a card.

"Huh?" Naruto put on his trousers, his upper body was naked and naked, he scooped up the card and got the card in his hand, but he was dumbfounded when he saw it.

The witch's love potion, put this medicine in your mouth and feed it to the person you want to swallow, and the other person will become your prisoner. One pill is valid for one week, and a bottle of five hundred pills.

They didn't feed each other, so it should be fine, right?Naruto thought in a cold sweat.

The interesting thing about the game setting of Greed Island is here. All the rules are fluid. On the one hand, it means that loopholes can be exploited, and on the other hand, it also means that unexpected effects may occur. This is the case with the witch's love potion. .

When Naruto couldn't help but press Sasuke on the big bed, there was only one sentence left in his mind.

Do not take medicine indiscriminately!