[Comprehensive] together

Question: How would you feel if your daughter-in-law who was 2cm taller than you raised your chin in public, and Xie Mei wildly declared that she was your man.

Answer 1: My Sasuke is really fried!

Answer 2: My daughter-in-law is really passionate!

Answer 3: As expected of my daughter-in-law, even if you look at it from the bottom up, it is 360 degrees perfect without dead ends!

Answer 4: Wait, she is my daughter-in-law, what should I do if she is so domineering about my masculinity?

Answer 5: This is fucking embarrassing!

Naruto's current mental journey has probably gone through the above five stages. After a short period of extreme excitement like "Sasuke kissed me on his own initiative, I almost went to heaven", he finally realized that something was wrong.

Naruto: Wait, it seems that the position is not right, Sasuke is my wife, why is it like I am his wife now?

Naruto, who figured it out, turned pale in shock, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay if the height ratio is not enough, this is an innate factor, if the acquired man is not strong enough, wouldn't he be compared by Sasuke?He still remembers that Sasuke used to have no bangs. At that time, although he still had a fair and clean appearance, he was definitely a manly man, and he was the cold handsome guy who attracted girls the most. Even a manly boy like him Sun-type players were completely outmatched by him during that period of time.

On this day, Naruto finally recalled the fear of being dominated by Zuo Ming's party back then, no, he can't do this, he wants to show his masculine side.

"Well, let me tell you!" He patted Sasuke's shoulder with his paw, apparently about to say something, but Sasuke stared back at him as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Shut up!" He glanced at Naruto without emotion, successfully making Naruto swallow all the words he wanted to say.

Naruto: Hey, obviously you are my wife.

Sasuke boldly stopped Naruto's waist, which can be called strong and powerful but definitely not slender. He held up an umbrella, and the tip of the umbrella was facing Katsura Kotaro who was not far away from them: "Naruto has been taken care of by you during this time." "The tone is full of machismo as the head of the family, "For his sake, I will pretend that I have never seen you. As long as you give up now, I can guarantee that you can leave Anzhong City safely."

Hey, hey, this is different from what you said, Captain.Afutu, who was doing his best to deal with miscellaneous fish for Sasuke, once again showed dead fish eyes. Even if he didn't look back, he could imagine Sasuke's current face of a foolish king, who only loves beauties and doesn't love Jiangshan. It can be put aside, and he can imagine how many complaints he will receive after this mission is over after letting go of the fighters who planted bombs in full view.

However, to be honest, is it too inappropriate to put Naruto in the position of a beauty? If you really look at it from the perspective of the face, it is clear that Sasuke is more qualified for this role.

"I see." After comparing Sasuke's strength with his own, Katsura Kotaro decisively chose to retreat. Although he will have a slightly derogatory title like "Running Kotaro" in the future, it can be reflected in a certain sense. The opponent's excellent judgment ability on the battlefield, after all, in troubled times, only by surviving can there be hope, and as a general, no matter what the reason is, he must be the one who lives the longest.

If he was forced into a desperate situation that cannot be resolved, then Gui would definitely face it, but it is obviously not to that point now.

Although he has decided to run away, this does not prevent Gui from opening up his mind about the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke. Both Shi and Takasugi had to bow down.

Just by looking at the poses of Naruto and Sasuke, he can make up a sadomasochistic drama of more than 3000 words, so Naruto and Sasuke found that Gui's eyes became softer and more sympathetic when they looked at them. There were even crystal clear teardrops at the end.

Naruto and Sasuke: Huh?what's the situation?

"So that's how it is!" The man wiped his tears and choked up, looking really touched, "No matter what, if it's your choice, I will definitely support you, and you must keep going, Naruto!" After finishing speaking He ran away in tears, leaving only the two people looking at each other on the ground.

Sasuke finally regained his previous domineering president's appearance, and changed back to his usual expressionless and indifferent face, which made Naruto, who had been worried before, heaved a sigh of relief.

"Didn't you say you didn't want to participate in the war against barbarians?" Although Sasuke had no expression on his face, Naruto easily read the elements of ridicule from his tone, "How many days have I been floating in the universe, and now the streets are full of people here?" They are all posted with your arrest warrant, so powerful, the one at the end of the crane."

"Don't laugh at me, Sasuke." Naruto was also very helpless about this unexpected situation. To be precise, he, the person involved, had no clue why this happened, "I don't know why this happened Ah, I said, I was hunted down just after I entered this city, but I didn’t find out the reason at all.”

"Are you an idiot?" Sasuke looked at his blank face and was almost speechless. He felt that if he was serious with Naruto, he must have an ellipsis when he opened his mouth. Because he had no desire to explain such a simple question to him, he simply Taking out the torn poster from his arms, he explained to Naruto, "What did you see on the back of this wanted notice?"

"The back of the wanted warrant?" Naruto was confused, "There's nothing there."

"Idiot." Sasuke gave him a disgusted look, and finally explained to him word by word without complaint, "This is a paste made from rice grains, and common people in our world usually use this method to stick things. He tapped his hand on the back of the still viscous wanted notice and continued, "Although this paste is sticky at first, it will dry and weather as time goes by, and then it will lose its initial stickiness. For this reason, people only use it when civilians post things or in places where the government is relatively backward."

"So?" Naruto still didn't know what the paste had to do with being hunted everywhere.

"Judging from the semi-dry viscosity, these arrest warrants were probably posted yesterday evening at the earliest." Sasuke continued, "I happened to hear some lower-level celestial beings talking here, and they spent a lot of money yesterday. The siege arranged by strength was easily broken by one person, and they suffered huge losses." He showed Naruto a half-smile expression, "You don't know if you did this by yourself."

Naruto was stunned with guilt, Sasuke wasn't here to analyze him in detail, he really didn't realize that yesterday he was indeed carrying Yinshi and they rushed to kill the encirclement except for the heaven and man, but he didn't expect that such a simple thing for him would be Having caused such a large loss to the army of Heaven and Man, it is only natural that he was beaten by the opponent as a group of people with lofty ideals.

"Understood, the one at the end of the crane, you have completely become the target of this group of incompetent celestial beings to vent their hatred!" Sasuke made this conclusion with a face full of sarcasm.

Naruto said that he was stupefied after accepting such a large amount of information at once, but when he touched Sasuke's mocking face, the stubbornness of not admitting defeat surged up in his bones, no, in front of Sasuke he Absolutely can't admit defeat, if he loses, he won't be able to show his masculinity to his wife.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter." He waved his hand pretending to be cool, "Although I am not a group of people with lofty ideals, I helped Gui and the others out of the siege anyway, and how did I know that group of celestial beings are so unbeatable? .” He put on a nonchalant expression, but from the corner of his eyes, he was secretly looking at Sasuke to see his reaction.

"Oh." Sasuke didn't respond, he sneered with a slumped face, "Then you can face the group of people who are chasing and killing you by yourself." He turned his head and shouted to the adjutant, "Afutu."

"Ah?" Afutu, who was stopping the group of people for Naruto, looked back at his boss.

"Don't stop those people." He twitched the corner of his mouth, "Let's leave it to Naruto."

Afutu: To be honest, I don't want to intervene in the Shura field where your young lovers are quarreling.

"Okay, okay, I admit defeat, let me say." Naruto scratched the golden hair and chose to back down. Now he has a smooth experience with Sasuke. If you can give in to small things, you must give way to big things. , a man must have the consciousness to break Xiangfang's hands and feet and bring him home!

Of course, up to now, he has only broken his hands with the other party. It is estimated that breaking Sasuke's hands and feet will not be realized no matter how many lifetimes pass.

"However, why do you have my arrest warrant?" Naruto suddenly felt that something was wrong, "And did you take it out of your arms?"

"..." Sasuke opened his mouth, spit out a series of ellipses, and then left without looking back.

This is definitely a matter of heart and anger, right?Could it be that Naruto's ninja quality played a role once, allowing him to see clearly Sasuke's red ears. Although he is very proud now, he still decisively pursues Sasuke, otherwise he will still be the unlucky one if the other party gets angry.

What a sweet torture.

Under Naruto's full comfort, the little ancestor's mood finally turned from cloudy to clear, and he was willing to look at Naruto with his eyes, and he didn't care if he was still working, so he held an umbrella and chatted leisurely with Naruto Come.

The senior shogunate official who was left aside: Take a look at us, huh.

"What are your plans recently?" Sasuke asked first, "According to your current limelight, it seems impossible to travel around the earth with peace of mind. Where are you going next?"

"It should be the universe." Naruto already had a vague idea, "In terms of the earth, I have already gone to all the places I want to go, and I have seen the samurai I said I wanted to see before. If I stay now I will definitely be completely involved in the war against barbarians, I don't want that, I said."

"So how are you going to go to the universe?" Sasuke asked with great interest, "Will you go with my fleet or you will go from the port of Edo?" He sneered at this point, obviously gloating, " Ah, sorry, according to the situation that you are wanted everywhere, there is no way to go directly from the port of Edo no matter what, after all, the inspection of smuggling is quite strict here."

"You'd better take me to the nearest planet that can be transferred." Naruto was actually quite helpless when he said this, Sasuke didn't give him a chance to choose at all!

No, strictly speaking, he ruined the opportunity to choose, so there was no way to leave here by normal means.

"But I still have something to do before I leave here, Sasuke." He said to Sasuke seriously, "After all, I have been with Gui and the others for a while, and it is not good to say goodbye without saying goodbye, so I am going to say goodbye to them." , and then go to the universe.”

"Whatever you want." Sasuke just glanced at him before turning his eyes away. The cutest thing about Naruto is probably his seriousness, but for Sasuke, the most annoying thing about him is also his seriousness. It's so stupid to value it so much, isn't it?

It was a bit late when Naruto went to Gin. After all, he still ate a full meal here with Sasuke, and then he said something full of the sour smell of love from the bottom of his heart. The pink light was too dazzling, and it successfully drove away Afutu, an older youth who was about 30 years old but had no date yet.

Afutu: Let me tell you, don't show your affection in front of me, uncle, your eyes will go blind, okay?

When he left the temporary residence of the Night Rabbit Clan to find Silver, the moon had already climbed up the branches, and the frogs that only appeared at night played a duet in the pond with the chirping of crickets, and the night mice in the field also sneaked out. Occasionally, it will make a rustling sound when it runs past people's feet.

He saw Gintoki and his group in the abandoned temple near the city wall. For the patriots, it was just time to eat. In Naruto's eyes, they were eating some cold water around the raised fire. Hard-to-swallow dry food, of course, this hard-to-swallow is only for most people, some people eat it happily, such as Gui Xiaotaro, while eating, he is talking about something happily, I don’t know if it’s Ming Human illusion, he always felt that Gintoki and Takasugi who were sitting next to Gui didn't look very well, they seemed to be a little blue?

"Shut up, wig!" Gintoki finally couldn't help interrupting Katsura Kotaro's chattering narration, he clearly saw the samurai sword on the side of Takasugi's waist slightly out of its sheath, and it was almost to the point where he might strike Katsura at any time , one can imagine how annoying he is now.

"Yinshi, don't you think their love is great?" Gui, who was already deeply moved by his brain power, tried to use his amazing brain power to infect others, "This greatness can be compared to flesh and blood. The ball and the people and wives who were NTRed!"

"No, Yin-sang, I don't think there is anything great about meat balls, people, and wives." Yinshi cast a dead fish eye, "And why is it the wife of NTR? Is it really on NTR? , what the hell is going on in your head full of yellow manure?"

To be supplemented by such a wig that is so terrifying that it can swallow everything, I feel a little bit sympathetic to Naruto and that unknown celestial being.At this moment, even someone as indifferent as Takasugi couldn't help but have such thoughts.

"Well, good evening, you guys." The three of them were in confusion when they heard a familiar voice, and when they looked back, they found it was Naruto.

Oh no!Yinshi turned into a stone statue in an instant, and a large shadow appeared behind him. What should I do? Could it be that the wig's brain repair just now was heard by the Lord, and because he was too angry, he wanted to kill innocent people like Yinsang and us? ?His heart has been overwhelmed by such chaotic complaints.

No, no, no, no, I want to believe that a small sun-shaped man like Naruto who is full of jumping and hot-blooded male protagonists will definitely not care about such trivial matters, and he may not have heard it at all just now, right!

After making enough psychological hints, Gintoki waved to Naruto with a guilty face: "Ah, Naruto-kun, good evening." If there is no problem, it will make people feel that there is a problem, okay?

"Ah." Naruto was a little stunned. It's really not his fault. Now Sakata Gintoki's expression is a little too strange. He even praised him for being obscene. This made Naruto who didn't know what happened was completely confused. water.

"I came here this time to say goodbye." He finally got down to business, "Because of the arrest warrant, it seems that it is not suitable to stay on the earth recently, so I plan to go to the universe during this time. , so I came here specifically to say goodbye to you.”

Ahhh, I feel guilty when I hear Yinsang, Yin Shi looks up at the sky, the other party is suddenly wanted in the past two days, the whole world seems to be really dragged down by them, sure enough, even if it is for the sake of being dragged down by them Naruto apologized and couldn't let the wig spread his poignant love story there.

"Oh, Naruto, are you going to leave with your Xiangfang?" Gui was excited when he heard Naruto's words, "I'll just say you..." Before finishing the rest of the sentence, Takasugi Shinsuke forcefully blocked his mouth with an old cloth he found out from somewhere.

"Sorry." He nodded to Naruto, "Don't pay attention to what this guy said."

"Ah." Naruto's expression was even more puzzled, he really didn't know what happened, I said.

"No matter what, let's go all the way." Yinshi waved his paw, "Remember to bring me a box of strawberry milk imported from the universe when you see me next time, Yinshi, and bring whatever other sweets and specialties you can. Alright." He waved his hand gracefully, as if he didn't ask for anything at all.

"Thank you for your assistance recently." Even Takasugi nodded formally, "Bon voyage."

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"No, no, no, no." He made another series of unknown voices.

This is obviously not what he wanted to say, right? I said, Naruto secretly twitched the corners of his mouth, maybe this is their special way of communicating emotions?

"Then I'm leaving!" He waved his hands, "See you later, everyone."

"Farewell?" Sasuke asked Naruto who was running over, standing at the foot of the spaceship belonging to the Seventh Chunyu Division.

"Ah." Naruto responded with a smile, "I think there will be a chance to see them again in the future."

"Who knows you." Sasuke sneered at Naruto's words, "Go on board." He walked up first.

Naruto took a few steps up the stairs, when he suddenly turned his head and saw in front of him the large and small buildings that belonged to this kingdom of warriors, as well as all kinds of strange gods and beings, of course, there were warriors and ordinary people.

"Goodbye for now, Earth." He showed a bright smile, then turned his head and chased after Sasuke, "Wait for me, Sasuke."

Farewell, Kingdom of the Samurai.

[Volume [-]: Hundred Ghosts of the Warring States Period]