Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

"People from the Central Plains can't be driven away, and they can't be driven out. We don't need the land of the Central Plains."

"My family is a nomadic people, and the Central Plains is a farming people. A nomad occupies a piece of farming land. Unless we become farmers, we will not stay for long. Once we become farmers, we will become people from the Central Plains." ."

"Furthermore, the people in the Central Plains are eccentric. They tolerate the division and reunion of their families and the wars for years, but they cannot tolerate the invasion of foreigners. Don't look at the Central Plains as a mess. Once my family dominates their territory, they will unite as one. Regiment, stand up and fight back to the death."

Cangluan has not heard from him, so he is probably dead.The Xiongnu's plan to use Cangluan to counter Shu Jin all fell through, and all the officials turned their attention to "Youyu", realizing that Youyu was a good bet.

The territory of the Central Plains is untouchable, that is the sensitive nerve of the Central Plains people. The best outcome of the Xiongnu's plan this time is to weaken the military power of the Central Plains, get the consent of the Central Plains leader, sign the terms, and harvest a steady stream of money and food.

The people of the Central Plains denounced the invading enemies, but they let their masters do what they want and do nothing.This made Shan Yu sprout a new plan - whoever will be the master of the Central Plains, please the people who deceived the Central Plains for him, and let the land of Wuhua Tianbao become his pocket, this person can't be too smart and obedient enough.You must know that it is easier to cultivate a puppet than to invade.

Therefore, if you lose your horse, you know it is not a blessing. Rugong, Yushi, King Chen, and King Beiliao—all these dignitaries have enough value for them to dig.

The ministers unanimously affirmed that Youyu should be the puppet.

Shan Yu tidied up his clothes, afraid of losing his manners, he sat down respectfully, and ordered his attendants, "Go and invite King Beiliao to come."

Cang Luan has changed into a clean dress, and his eyes are covered with a layer of translucent gauze used to treat eye injuries.He timidly walked into the hall, glanced timidly at the people present, and bit his nostrils with his fingers.He was thankful that the poison on his body had thinned his figure, otherwise a strong limb would not be able to control such antics. He didn't know how much he imitated like a fish, but he knew that the current appearance must be like—— silly/fork .

But who knows that just like that, snot flowed out, Cang Luan stared blankly at the transparent mucus in his hand, and became stiff.Thinking about middle-aged people, the bones of the body are prone to cold, so it doesn't matter if he is in his early thirties and in the prime of his life...

The servant of the Xiongnu immediately stepped forward, respectfully took out a silk cloth and gently wiped Cangluan's dirty hands, and comforted Cangluan softly: "Don't be nervous, King Liao, we are brothers, sit down and talk slowly. .”

The Huns have heard about the "legend" about the King Chen. According to legend, the King Chen is timid, submissive, and ruthless, and will suffer from night sweats and incontinence when frightened, and convulsions in severe cases. , Thinking differently, they looked at Youyu carefully, and forced out a gentle smile. They were rough in nature, and they feared that their wildness would frighten the people made of fragile porcelain in front of them.

Shan Yu laughed boldly, and greeted him: "King Bei Liao is frightened, please sit down quickly. Come and serve a pot of warm milk wine to warm up King Liao."

Cang Luan nodded abruptly, moved to the side and sat down: "Thank you Shanyu for your concern."

Shan Yu satirized himself: "King Liao still blames this king in his heart?"

Cang Luan made a cautious appearance, raised his glass and drank some milk wine, then lowered his head and said, "I... I don't know what Shan Yu means."

Shan Yu: "Don't panic, King Beiliao, we don't have any malicious intentions, we just want to vent your anger on you and help you ascend to the throne of God."

The Minister of the Huns echoed: "Don't worry about the king of Beiliao. Our family did not help Beiliao at the beginning because Cangluan was too powerful. We dare not confront him head-on. Now Cangluan was punished and died. The Central Plains has no master. , It’s time to establish a new emperor, and you have a special status, King Liao. You are a righteous king inside and my nomadic son-in-law outside. We want to help you become the emperor of the Central Plains, so as to seek peaceful coexistence between the Xiongnu and the Central Plains.”

Cang Luan was dumb for a moment, the shaking wine glass spilled out, and the anger gushed out from the bottom of his heart.The Xiongnu wolves and tigers have the ambition to wait for barbarians, dare to make such a decision, do you really think that he, Cangluan, is dead!He swallowed a sigh of relief, he remembered the plan of the Huns, those who dare to covet his country, he will make them unable to eat and walk away!For a moment, anger rose to his throat, and he couldn't help sneezing. The poor clanking man didn't have typhoid fever, and his nose suddenly spewed out.

Seeing this, the little attendant hastily stepped forward and wiped Cang Luan's face and nose with a new piece of silk, and said softly, "King Liao, don't get excited, let's have a good talk."

The body of the little attendant blocked Cangluan, and when he approached Cangluan, he vaguely saw Cangluan's gem-like red pupils through the white eye veil, thinking that Cangluan's eyes were red because of his liver, and he was looking curiously at Cangluan. Looking closely, Cang Luan suddenly narrowed his eyes, became angry, and intentionally dropped the wine glass and spilled the milk wine all over his body.The attendant saw a ferocious tiger pounced on him in a trance, jumped up in fright, fell to the ground, and screamed "ah".

Cangluan rested his eyes peacefully, propped up his forehead with one hand and wiped the sweat with the other, showing a dizzy attitude, panting slightly.

Seeing that Cang Luan was so frightened that he fainted, Shan Yu immediately asked someone to take the attendant out: "Come here and drag him down, what are you doing to be surprised and lose your dignity in front of King Liao!"

It was the little attendant who felt weak, and Cang Luan's angry stare just now made his hair stand on end, and he might be frightened awake from his dream in the future.His limbs trembled uncontrollably, and he was dragged out silently, but he didn't say anything about the pain in his heart.

Shan Yu: "Is King Bei Liao okay?"

"No...it's nothing." Cang Luan took a breath, returned to the topic, and asked intentionally, "As far as I know, King Li rebelled and seemed to have attacked Luzhou. King Li dared to fight with Emperor Yan for the throne. Now Emperor Yan is dead, and when King Li defeats the remnant soldiers of the Yan clan, he will become the ruler of the world, how could he allow me to make mistakes, I... I still don't want to get involved, can you send me back to Beiliao."

A pimple appeared on Shan Yu's forehead. He had heard that King Chen had no ambitions, but he had never expected to be so timid. He didn't dare to reach out to pick him up when Jiang Shan handed over his hands. He deserved to live such a miserable life.Shan Yu smiled dryly and tried his best to persuade: "Isn't King Liao afraid of King Li? Then I will give you a reassurance. I promise that the Huns will help you become emperor at all costs. If King Li sends troops to attack you, I will give you soldiers and horses. The fate of the Xiongnu is the same as that of the Northern Liao, and this king will never abandon you."

Cang Luan sneered inwardly, and his contemptuous tone seemed vague: "King Li is so smart, how different is he from Emperor Yan? Shanyu dares to touch King Li even if he dares not touch Emperor Yan? Don't say I don't believe Shanyu, Xiao Wang thinks I'm terrified, and besides, I have some friendship with King Li, I don't want to hurt our friendship."

Shan Yu earnestly said: "What kind of friendship is there for princes and generals? When did Emperor Yan have no friendship with you? Can King Li tolerate you if Emperor Yan can't tolerate you? Wake up and think about the city of Beiliao, which is riddled with holes."

Cangluan was silent for a long moment, still hesitating, and asked cautiously, "How can Shanyu help me, so that nothing will go wrong?" Cangluan wanted to know how much preparation the Xiongnu had made.

Seeing Cang Luan, Shan Yu began to get a little enlightened. He waved for someone to bring a map, led Cang Luan to look at it, and explained: "Emperor Yan is dead, and there is no proof of death. It is a good time for you, King Liao, to clear up your grievances. Now Yan Jun has no leader and no heart. The enemy, how many people are thinking about King Liao's return, our army invaded Luzhong from the north, cleared away all obstacles for King Liao, and sent you into the imperial city to sit on the dragon chair until you are crowned emperor. I, the Huns, will never be greedy for an inch For the mountains and rivers, I only hope that the Xiongnu and the Central Plains will have a long period of peace and stability, and they will take care of each other."

Cang Luan listened blankly, then nodded with a half-knowledge.Shan Yu turned around and let out a breath of air, and looked at the ministers with a sad old face, and exchanged glances with the ministers.He was flustered with exhaustion, but fortunately he finally persuaded "Youyu" to trick him into becoming the emperor first, and all the utter deeds were later.