Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

I actually crossed over.

Yu Youyu suddenly understood why these people inexplicably called himself emperor, because he was not thrown to death!Yu Youyu was so frightened that he was sweating, he hurriedly clarified, "You guys are mistaken, I'm not the emperor, I'm just a student, Yu Youyu, Class 12 Accounting, Class [-], failed twice, and the rotten door is so funny. piece..."

However, before he finished speaking, Shu Jin took out a poisonous needle stained with sweat medicine from the small medicine bottle in his pocket, and shot it out in a flash, piercing You Yu's neck, and You Yu fell into a coma on the spot.

Wei Ya looked at Shu Jin in surprise, "What do you want to do?"

Shu Jin put away his small medicine bottle in an orderly manner, adjusted his clothes, turned around and left indifferently, "If you say what you shouldn't say, things will be troublesome. I'm going to buy medicine. You can handle it yourself."

Seeing Yu Youyu fainted, the crowd became commotion again.Seeing this, Wei Shi ran up to the altar, pretending to give Yu Youyu his pulse, and looking closely at his appearance, he thought he was not bad-looking, but with this naive and stupid face, no matter how you looked at it, he was not expected to be an emperor.

"Everyone be quiet, this..." Wei Ya didn't know what to call You Yu, but he didn't believe in evil anyway, so he swallowed and announced loudly, "This strong man fainted from fright, he will be fine after a night's sleep. Knowing that I am the emperor star, I can't bear everyone's bowing and worshiping ceremony. Before Emperor Xing surrendered, this strong... strong man can't be regarded as the emperor. Let's embrace him as the head of Ru County first, and wait for him to lead us. After we eradicate Emperor Xing, we will support him as emperor again, what do you think?"

A strong man... In fact, Youyu still looks like a "Xiaojiabiyu", with a height of 1.7 meters and a thin body.

The high priest nodded approvingly, "Well, Emperor Xuan is indeed unreasonable now, and he should be a big publicity to prevent him from being attacked. Just now he said his surname is Yu, so let's call him the county magistrate Yu."

The crowd applauded one after another: "Okay, County Mayor Yu, County Mayor Yu..."

Wei Shi turned to the high priest and said, "Master, I have an empty pavilion on Penglai Mountain for County Mayor Yu to stay temporarily, can you let me take County Mayor Yu to rest?"

Wei Ya can be regarded as the small captain of the rebel army, and his words have some weight. The high priest agreed to his suggestion, "I can trust you as a person, so I can take care of the county magistrate Yu."

"Yes."

The high priest sighed sincerely, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, how can we deal with this torture soldier without any weapons?"

"Master, don't panic," Wei Ya put the fish on his shoulders, and raised the corners of his lips confidently, "With this pretense, I will be able to respond to everyone, and the chance of winning is [-]% higher."

The high priest was obviously dissatisfied with Wei Ya's frivolous attitude, and frowned, "He is Allah, not a pretense."

Wei Ya couldn't help laughing when he saw the high priest's silly and cute appearance. In his eyes, the high priest was just a rigid-minded, pretending to be a fool, but he could win people's hearts, whether he was playing tricks or pretending to be crazy, as long as it worked.Wei Ya approached the high priest, "Old ghost, do you think I really believe in the Beichen Emperor Star? That's just your rhetoric, but you act as if it's real, with two brushes."

The high priest's expression became a little more serious: "You brat, I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. I have read countless people, and this person reveals Confucianism in his eyebrows. If he becomes the emperor, he must be the king of all people." Blessing."

Wei Ya smiled flatteringly: "Yes, yes, the master is right, please give everyone some instructions, and I will take him back first."

The high priest turned to the crowd and announced: "I also invite the villagers to spread the word, the gods have sent me to Allah, and the punishment is bound to be destroyed..."

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Penglai Mountain at night.

I don't know if the concentration of the sweat medicine is too high, Yu Youyu sleeps lifelessly, and the two people sitting opposite each other in the room are also lifeless, so quiet that you can clearly hear Youyu's simple sucking sound.During this supposedly harmonious dinner time, Wei Ya couldn't stand the discordant atmosphere any longer, squeezed out a pale smile, and put a piece of chicken in Shu Jin's bowl in a fawning manner. "Why don't you talk, you'll get cold if you don't eat."

Shu Jinshi raised his head slightly, and said in a questioning indifferent tone, "Did I ask you to bring him back?"

Wei Ya bit the root of his chopsticks helplessly, "Didn't you let me figure it out?"

Shu Jin couldn't bear it anymore and palmed the table, then pointed to You Yu on the bed, "Did I ask you to carry him to my bed?"

Wei Ya scratched his head, "I have... thought about it, I was afraid," Wei Ya lowered his head and pursed his lips, "I was afraid that you would be even more angry if you carried him to my bed."

Shu Jin: "..."

Wei Ya quickly explained: "It's okay, you can sleep on my bed tonight."

Shu Jin: #…

Yu Youyu couldn't hold back anymore, smelling the delicious dishes, his hungry stomach growled, and sat up weakly irresistibly.He woke up an hour ago, deliberately pretended to be asleep and eavesdropped on the conversations of the people in the room, and found himself lying on the bed, so it was clear that the two did not have any malicious intentions.

Youyu looked at the dishes on the table, swallowed, and said hesitantly, "I... I'm hungry."

Hearing the sound, Shu Jin subconsciously covered half of his face with his hands, got up and walked aside, picked up the mask and put it on his face.

"Please," Wei Ya poured You Yu a glass of wine, knowing that he was afraid, so he smiled and said, "How did you fall from the sky?"

Youyu breathed a sigh of relief, sat at the dining table with Xue Weiya's appearance, and drank a little wine against his will, "I don't know, I was... thrown into the sky and then fell down, how could I At this?"

"You fainted, I carried you here, hey? What can throw you into the sky."

As if he couldn't explain how to describe it, Youyu opened his arms and gestured: "I was caught in the sky by such a big bird, and then I was thrown down. You misunderstood me. I am really not an emperor."

"I know you're not the emperor, it's really strange that you didn't fall to your death."

Shu Jin sat back on his seat, and said flatly, "If you fall into the ash jar, you won't die either."

You Yu was forced by the cold air evaporating from Shu Jin's body, he spoke in a strange tone, and he didn't know what he was targeting.You Yu silently walked away from him and sat beside Wei Ya, and said respectfully: "It's strange to say, but anyway, it's nice not to die."

Shu Jin glanced at Youyu, "Are you a foreigner? Why do you have short yellow hair?"

Isn't this all dyed for the sake of fashion?You Yu looked at their long black and straight hair and scratched his head, "My home is in the wilderness of the west, short hair is a custom in my hometown, and there are herbs in my hometown that can dye hair yellow."

"Huh~" Wei Ya looked at the fluffy yellow hair on Youyu's head with disgust, put down his chopsticks in disgust, and lost his appetite, "What a disgusting hair."

Like a gust of cool wind blowing, You Yu was speechless for a while.

"Well," Shu Jin didn't know what kind of complacent attitude, picked up the bowl and chopsticks that Wei Ya put down, handed it to You Yu, and filled a bowl of lotus soup for You Yu, "Your birds in the Western Regions are really big."

"I've never seen such a big bird..." Youyu smiled forcedly. The man in front of him not only covered his face, but also didn't even have the slightest expression on his face. It was really hard to guess what he was thinking.

Shu Jin: "Have you ever thought about becoming an official?"

Needless to say, in the 21st century today, who doesn't want to be a rich businessman and a leisurely official, and Youyu is a layman is no exception. It is best to marry a virtuous young and beautiful wife, then this life will be complete .Youyu ate his food with big mouthfuls, nodding his head affirmatively over and over again.

Shu Jin: "Do you want to go home?"

If you can go back... Youyu's mood has plummeted, and he dare not have any hope. This is not something that can be solved with backward technology 2000 years ago, even modern technology cannot do it. "Yes, but I'm lost, unless the big bird takes me away again."

Shu Jin: "If you come, you will be safe. Your fate is good. Now the people recommend you to be the magistrate of Ru County. I don't think you will refuse."

"County magistrate?" Youyu looked at Shu Jin curiously, and then at Wei Ya, always having a bad premonition, "There is no conspiracy."

Wei Ya brushed the little yellow hair on Youyu's head in displeasure: "You kid, don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy. If it wasn't for the sake of your county magistrate, I would have thrown you into the ravine."

You Yu did not refute, he already felt the deep malice from this era.

"I heard that there is an artifact in the Xing Palace, which can go to the sky and enter the earth, and travel through time and space. I have seen a person from the Western Regions who is just like you, with red hair, blue eyes, and clothes similar to yours. There is also a symbol like this , He said that he suddenly appeared in the punishment palace, and then escaped." Shu Jin pointed to the only Nike logo pattern on the fish broken T-shirt.

"Nike?!" Youyu raised his eyebrows in excitement, "Have you really seen such a logo? Where is that man, I'm going to see him."

Shu Jin: "I heard that he was arrested by Xing Huang and disappeared since then. He probably returned to his hometown."

"How can I find Xing Huang?" You Yu seemed impatient.

"Simple," Shu Jin said after drinking half a bowl of soup, "be a county magistrate, and then climb up one level at a time. When you are promoted to Sangong Jiuqing, you will naturally see the Xinghuang. Then please ask the Xinghuang to give me your blessing." Go to Guoxi to open the shuttle door, and you can go home."

You Yu frowned again for a while, "I can only see Xing Huang in the year of the monkey, is there any other way, can I sneak into the Xing Palace?"

Wei Ya sneered: "Fantastic, I'm afraid you were shot to death by random arrows the moment you stepped into the first gate of the palace."

"Then what should I do? How could a monarch lend me the jade seal." You Yu was so anxious that he lost his appetite. At first, all thoughts were lost and he was disheartened, but Shu Jin's words gave him a glimmer of hope.

"If you think ten years is too long, then..." Shu Jin dragged his voice slightly.

"That's all, tell me, please help me."

Shu Jin simply spit out two words, "Rebellion."

……

Time suddenly fell silent for a long time, the room was completely silent, Wei Ya focused on the subtle changes on Youyu's face.However……

"Damn it," Youyu stood up abruptly to express a strong protest, accidentally knocked over the dining table and spilled the soup all over Yuya's face, "try. Don't think I'm stupid, I've been a disciplined pacesetter for three years in high school !"

"Toast, don't eat fine wine." Wei Ya couldn't bear to wipe off the soup on his face, got up and angrily drew out his sword and put it on the fish's neck, "Believe it or not, I killed you with a knife in my hand."

"Why are you so fierce!"

After all, Youyu is also a cunning little cunning head who adapts to the wind and adapts to the situation. Although he doesn't know much about the current situation, he is vaguely aware of it.In short, there is only one principle, that is, if the green hills are kept, there is no fear of no firewood. "Isn't it just to be a county magistrate, I can't do it!"

Shu Jin leisurely raised a glass of wine and shook it in his hand, and said with satisfaction, "Well~ I appreciate you very much."