Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

To the unavoidable plagiarism and outstation readers: Are you sure you don’t want to come to Jinjiang to have a look at the author?

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In the first month of the sixth year of the lunar new year, at the beginning of the new year, the sacrificial ceremony is held. -Le-wen-xiao-shuo-The people of Lucheng look up piously, and all civil and military officials kneel down solemnly.

Youyu stepped into the altar in full dress, burned three sticks of incense, and kowtowed three times, praying for a good year.

The strong wind blows, and the auspicious clouds are surging, like a stormy sea.There are purple clouds in the depths of the white clouds, gradually emerging, a strange lightning flashed across the clear sky, the wind became stronger, and the clothes fluttered.

A vortex appeared in the sky directly above the altar, and the purple clouds swirled and extended downward.

The high priest exclaimed: "The sky is abnormal! The purple clouds are coiled, which is auspicious."

Youyu wanted to avoid it, but the wind made him fly up, but the priest said it was a good omen, so he couldn't be perfunctory.Feng Danmiao walked behind You Yu masked and helped him.

In order to hide Feng Danmiao, Youyu set up a special organization - Admonishment Department.The people inside all cover their faces and hide their identities, and they can speak "unabashedly" on the table, directly to the heavens.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, and the purple cloud gradually becomes a tornado, like a hand rushing towards a fish.Youyu can no longer stand on his feet, he feels that his body is light and light, and he is about to ride the clouds and ride the fog, so he has to avoid it.

"Back to the palace!"

Feng Danmiao helped Youyu to walk back, Ziyun caught up with Youyu as if he recognized someone, entangled himself, and then rose from the ground!

Youyu's feet left the ground, Feng Danmiao quickly grabbed him.All the ministers were shocked and ran over to grab Youyu.

"Help!" You Yu called for help, while firmly grabbing Feng Danmiao's hand. "what's the situation!"

Lin Zhiling panicked and called more people to help, but to no avail.You Yu clung to Feng Danmiao, or Feng Danmiao clung to You Yu, both of them were sucked into the tornado, and then disappeared into the clouds. The dragon pattern that flies away.

Unexpectedly, within a quarter of an hour, His Majesty of the Great Zhou Empire "ascended to heaven" in full view!

Only one day to explain, the high priest burst into tears: "Your Majesty came from heaven, completed his mission, and returned to heaven!"

Lin Zhiling lost her mind and fell to the ground. The mountain she could lean on suddenly disappeared, and she was only depressed. Fortunately, she has become a prince.

All the subjects knelt and said, "Send off Your Majesty!"

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"Ahhhhh!!"

The two fell from the sky in a group, and plunged into the giant ash jar, which was smashed to pieces, throwing up a cloud of limestone.

The director rushed over immediately, grabbed Youyu and the two and cursed: "Alas, what's the matter with you two! This prop is damaged and you have to pay for it, as well as lost wages!"

You Yu made a gray man, rubbed his head, and was still dizzy, unable to hear what others said.

The director patted You Yu's face: "Hey, are you confused?"

After a while, Youyu regained consciousness, staring blankly at the person in front of him without taking his eyes off, the excitement gradually swept over, and then exploded!

Feng Danmiao remained calm, as long as there was a fish by his side, it would be the same if he fell into hell.What's more, he has been in this era for a long time in the dream, and it's not that he can't adapt at all.

"Where is this!?" You Yu grabbed the director and shouted almost arrogantly.

The director was taken aback by You Yu's roar, and the few remaining hairs stood on end. "This is a location shooting location. What's your name and what's your phone number?"

You Yu wept with joy, hugged the director's round head and kissed it, then led Feng Danmiao to leave.

"Crazy." The director stopped the two of them, "Don't play tricks, lose money first."

You Yu couldn't wait to take Feng Danmiao home. It has been more than ten years, and he wants to bring someone home to see his father. He doesn't care about so many, so he took off his saber and threw it to the director: "Don't look for it, antique, The real thing."

This kind of "prop" director is commonplace. "What's the real deal? It costs more than a dozen yuan from Taobao."

Cang Luan rushed forward, snatched back the sword, and said to the director: "They are my friends, the crew next door lost their pressure, and I will pay for it."

"That's a good relationship, I'll write it down." The director took a good look at Youyu and the two after he had finished thinking about the compensation. Would you like to play with me?"

Youyu asked curiously, "Which play is he acting in?"

"Bai Qi, Han Xin, Zhao Zilong... Watch him play, and go through everything if he succeeds."

You Yu slapped his chest and swears: "Don't worry about this, he is very sure of this kind of role. Give him a chance and replace you with an actor. If you look at me as a director, I can do it too. If you come to Qin Huang Han Wu or something, I can handle it!" "

The director pondered Youyu's temperament carefully, and said, "You, the emperor probably won't be able to play the role. But Zhao Gao, Gao Lishi, Wei Zhongxian, Li Lianying, etc., I think you can handle it with ease."

Youyu thought for a while before realizing it.How does he look like a eunuch!Could it be that those years left sequelae?How can there be!

After chatting with the director, chat with Cang Luan.

The scars on Cang Luan's face were gone, his eyes were black, he was dressed in a military uniform, and he wore slippers.Youyu was surprised: "Are you filming here? Are you not a kindergarten teacher?"

Cang Luan: "The kindergarten doesn't accept it, but it can be regarded as earning enough points to drag you back, eh, is it a gift from the old letter?"

Feng Danmiao: "Fortunately, it was pulled steadily, and it was almost blown apart."

"Who are you playing? You dress very boldly." Youyu suppressed a laugh, not because the filming was so funny, after all, Cangluan was once the famous Emperor Yan, look how he was tortured.But You Yu soon stopped laughing, and guessed that his end would be even worse.

Cangluan: "The spirit is the spirit, the quality is too poor. King Lanling."

"So it's still the leading role. A big star!"

"Stop making fun of me." Cang Luan said solemnly, "You don't need to give me your outfit."

Youyu was too excited just now, and didn't consider its value. This will calm down a little, so he won't suffer this loss.This is a brand-new imperial robe, sword, and crown... only worn for a few hours before being swept into the sky.With this capital, what kind of drama can I make money from?

"How many villas do I need to say about my outfit, for you? A joke."

"give me!"

A strange voice came from behind, and Youyu looked back, and saw a shabby old man. "Why give it to you?"

"I sold the household registration."

"You resell underwear!" Youyu remembered the old man who sold him the system that year!You Yu reached out to touch his fluffy hair, "Why don't you grow old after 12 years?"

The old man: "What 12 years, I just saw you yesterday."

"What did you say!" You Yu was startled, "It's only been a day?"

Youyu looked at Cangluan's cell phone: Sunday, **month**, 2016, sunny.

Indeed, only one day has passed. "Damn it, don't I have to go to class tomorrow?"

Strictly speaking, he has gone to four!

The old man took out an ID card and residence booklet and hung them in front of Youyu. "One billion copies, let's pay."

"Hey, you are robbing. I might as well buy one from Taobao for one billion."

Cang Luan: "I also bought it from him at the beginning, and gave him all my outfits, 'clean' my life. He even got me a system."

"Taobao is fake, but mine is real. It's up to you whether you want to hang around or not."

Youyu took a look at his ID card, and the photo on it turned out to be Feng Danmiao!And the name is actually: Guan Shenyan.

"Can you come up with a more normal name!"

It is not difficult to guess from the old man's "occupation" that his ID card was created out of thin air and is legal.It seems that Feng Danmiao has to get an identity recognized by the country from him.

Old man: "Do you want to buy it or not?"

"You reseller of underwear, can you make it cheaper?"

"No. Actually, I resell cultural relics."

"You didn't come looking at my outfit, did you?"

"Take a look at your and his outfits."

"Hey, that's why you're being unreasonable. I've come back after a hard journey and escaped death. Can you make me think about my happiness, without this outfit, I'll become a dick again." Youyu was very wronged.

Feng Danmiao: "I support you."

Youyu rolled his eyes unbearably, this is not a question of raising or not, it is trying to maximize the benefits. "I'm bargaining, you don't have to interrupt."

Old man: "I don't bargain."

"Master, please do me a favor!"

"No."

"Master, you deserve a beating, don't you?" Yu Yu became angry and rolled up his sleeves.

"Call it. When the police come to arrest you later and ask you to show your ID cards, the problem will be serious."

"You are unreasonable!"

The old man was aloof and triumphant. "Buy it or not, I'll go if I don't."

"purchase!"

Complete the transaction in the toilet, take off clean, only need that crotch cloth.Cang Luan brought two sets of clothes for the two of them, and took a look in the bathroom mirror, and You Yu noticed something was wrong, the self in the mirror must be a little too tender.Youyu puts down the hem of his clothes to look at his belly, despairing! "Where's my abs!"

How about his figure that makes the girl's branches tremble and the liquid flow!

"After decades of hard work, I will return to before liberation."

Feng Danmiao: "Isn't it good, we can do it for another ten years."

If you think about it that way, it feels pretty good.Youyu pushed Feng Danmiao into a toilet: "Quickly try my 20-year-old virgin body."

Cang Luan barked, "Hey, I'm still here!"

"Uh, take it easy! This body is not so durable—"

"I'll try my best...wait...I think of something, and I will never spare you!"

Not only did Youyu's body recover to twenty, but Feng Danmiao was also as strong as before.

"Take it easy, how did I offend you!!"

"I didn't care about what you did in the dormitory when you were 20 years old, but now it's hard to say."

"I'm bent and won't be straight again!"

clap clap clap...

Dogs bark at the toilet door, woof woof woof.

The author has something to say:

Finally, it is completely over, the author has something to say.

1. This article was written on April 2015, 4. I blame the author for being too lazy. I just finished writing it now. Thank you for your hard work from the beginning to the end.

2. This article only had an outline when it was 18 characters long. The original intention was to write it as a cheerful article, but it is not clear why it became serious later on.After editing one article for more than a year, the author's thinking has changed a lot, saying that the style of writing is not uniform.

3. Overhead history, low-level tactics, and some unreasonable places are not too much to pursue, the author has tried his best.

4. The original ending is the main text, Wei Ya will not come back, and You Yu will not return.Fanwai eats sweets to satisfy readers.

5. If you have time to open a new article, we will meet again.

6. To unavoidable plagiarism and outstation readers: You are sure not to return to Jinjiang to take a look at the author. (Some authors have something to say if they steal or not. Allow me to insert a sentence in the article.)