Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

"It's here, surrounded by mountains and rivers, holding the yin and embracing the yang. Judging from the scale of the earth bag, it must be at least a noble tomb. Brothers, pick up the guys!"

A group of tomb robbers took a good look at Feng Shui, aimed at the chisel point, and started to do it.

After digging for a day and a night, the tomb was opened, and there was a dazzling array of gold and silver, lacquerware and jade.

The tomb robber lit a joss stick and bowed to the coffin again and again. "It's a sin to disturb your old man."

After the worship, a group of people began to pack the funeral objects. "It's really brand new. It should have been buried for less than two years."

"It's only been two years, there is no tombstone, and there is no inscription. It's really strange."

"Maybe it's because the owner's identity is embarrassing, so it's inconvenient to reveal it."

"Boss, can't the coffin be opened?"

"Nonsense, of course we have to open it. The tomb is so gorgeous, it doesn't matter what the deceased wore. Come, kowtow a few more times and offer a few more incense sticks to our food and clothing parents."

After the worship, a group of people worked together to pry open the coffin.When the coffin lid was removed, there was no rotten smell at all.

The tomb robber lifted the veil of the tomb owner respectfully, and Wei Ya opened his eyes.

"Mom, ghosts! There are so many mountains and you will meet ghosts!"

The group of people were so frightened that they went out of their wits, and ran away without taking any treasures.

Wei Ya climbed out of the coffin calmly, picked up some gold coins and put them in his bag, went to the side and drank a jar of wine, and crawled out along the robbery hole.I looked around and found that it was Penglai.

Wei Ya rubbed his stomach that had been hungry for more than a year, and thought: go home and get some famous food first, and then go to clean up Jin Nu.

He folded a dog's tail grass and held it in his mouth, and walked back in a leisurely manner.

As he approached the house, Wei Shi saw a wisp of smoke coming out of the woodshed, not like cooking smoke, but like firewood smoke.Is there someone at home?

Wei Ya walked over lightly, pushed the chaimen open, and was immediately dumbfounded, it was Shu Jin!

It was definitely a hallucination, Wei Ya rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then took a closer look, it was still the same.The sun came out from the west, and Shu Jin was—cooking?

Where is the servant?Wei Ya looked around, but there was no sign of anyone.

As if he heard someone, Shu Jin stopped what he was doing, cautiously poked towards the door, and looked at the captain.

Wei Ya looked at Shu Jin fondly and angrily, his eyes were moist, just waiting for him to throw himself into his arms.He looked extremely stupid today, with long black straight hair and a dirty face, and he didn't know whose clothes he was wearing, they were old and torn.Wei Ya was about to cry when he saw it, how could he be reduced to such an unbearable situation.

But Shu Jin turned his head, fumbled for the bamboo tube, and blew on the stove.

Wei Ya sensed something wrong with Shu Jin's eyes!He walked over quietly, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Shu Jin, but there was no response.

blind!Who threw him back to this barren mountain alone, who bullied him?

Wei Ya clenched his fists furiously, and vowed to tear the person who harmed Shu Jin to pieces.

Of course, the most urgent thing is to help Shu Jin put out the fire first, and he doesn't even know that the fire is burning beside him!

Wei Ya scooped up a ladle of water silently to extinguish the fire, quietly opened the pot, and saw that there was a pot of soup, there was a whole piece of pig bone and a few pieces of lotus root cut indecently, the skin was not peeled.In another pot, the rice has been boiled into coke.

Wei Shi was glad that he woke up in time, otherwise Shu Jin would have been burned to death if he hadn't starved to death.

Wei Shi didn't intend to alarm Shu Jin, so he took off the rice cooker, took it outside to clean it, and took out some new rice to cook again.Just after the pot was set up, Shu Jin actually poured a jar of salt into the soup pot. He was so slow that the whole pot of soup was messed up.

With his hands on his hips, Wei Ya glared at Shu Jin with hatred, and said in his heart: Yes, you can do it!

Wei Ya pulled the soup pot away, poured it all out, and re-boiled it himself.

Shu Jin raised his salary, and was about to get the charcoal in his hand. Seeing this, Wei Ya quickly threw away the lotus root and stuffed a firewood into his hand. Shu Jin took the firewood and put it in the stove, and Wei Ya wiped off his cold sweat.

Shu Jin seems to like bamboo tubes quite a bit, and has been bragging about it.

After more than an hour of commotion in the woodshed, Wei Shi looked left and right, only then did he not only save Shu Jin's life, but also prepare three dishes and one soup.It really kills people.

Holding the vegetable plate in one hand, and leaning on a cane in the other, Shu Jin walked out of the firewood room step by step, placed the vegetables on the dining table, and then went back to serve the soup and bowls and chopsticks.Wei Ya followed closely behind him all the time, opening his hands to protect him at any time, lest he trip or drop things.

After walking back and forth four or five times, Shu Jin finally sat down to eat.He stretched out his hand to pick up the vegetables, Wei Ya held the plate and put it in front of his chopsticks, fearing that he would catch nothing.

After taking two bites, Shu Jin smiled, presumably because he thought his cooking skills were good.

Wei Ya was shocked, he actually laughed, stared blankly, lost in a daze.

"The old man is back!" Yu Minuo came back from the market, with a basket of cooked vegetables and rice with a basket at the same time.

Yu Minuo was taken aback when he saw Wei Ya, and Wei Ya immediately made a booing gesture to remind Yu Minuo not to expose him.Yu Minuo understood immediately, and happily showed Wei Mi to him.

Wei Ya was overwhelmed with surprise, almost cried out, couldn't hold back the tears, rushed out of the yard and punched and kicked the tree trunk to vent his excitement, and then held back his mood and walked back.

Yu Minuo put Wei Mi on the couch, walked out and sat down at the dinner table.

Shu Jin gasped and said, "What are you doing back here?"

In the morning, the grandfather and grandson got annoyed by the conflict and had a violent quarrel. Shu Jin ruthlessly told the old man to go away, and the old man ran away from home with Wei Mi in a fit of anger.

Yu Minuo added the cooked vegetables he bought into Shu Jin's bowl, no matter how angry he was, he couldn't ignore him. "You're a blind man in this barren mountain, no old man, it's no wonder you didn't starve to death."

"I'm starving to death. I'm afraid I'll disappoint you old man. I'm not as good as you and I. I can cook and eat." Shu Jin patted the table to show off his masterpiece.

Yu Minuo glared at Wei Ya, who was laughing dumbly, and complained in his eyes: Jin Nu's temper is all yours.

"The old man told you that you were pure luck today."

"Luck? Hmph, it's ability." Shu Jin allowed Yu Mi Nuo to come back, but he had to admit defeat.

Yu Minuo just wanted to show his friendship to him, but when he saw his righteousness, he became angry again. "Now you can't even tell the difference between the east, the west, and the west. You are so powerful, show me a piece of lotus root!"

"Then look good." Shu Jin picked up the chopsticks.

Wei Ya quickly picked up a piece of lotus root and stuffed it under his chopsticks.Shu Jin caught something and ate it into his mouth, and said with certainty, "It's lotus root."

Yu Minuo gritted his teeth as he looked at the pair of adulterers who were in a mess.Chao Weiya gave a warning look: If you get used to him again, you will raise him for the rest of your life.

Wei Ya returned a positive look: Yes.

I'm so pissed off, now only Wei Mi is in the same camp as him.Yumi Nuo cried and ran into the house to complain to Wei Mi.

Shu Jin tilted his head and snorted coldly: "Being overestimated."

Wei Ya looked at him with his chin propped up, without moving his eyes, he liked to see his little pride.There were a lot of questions in his mind, and he wanted to ask Yu Minuo if he was in a hurry, but seeing that Shu Jin was not in a hurry, he decided to talk when he was full.

Wei Mi has woken up, the child can walk now, and is learning to talk.Yumi Nuo took Weimi out to drink porridge.

When the son saw his father, his eyes lit up, his saliva flowed, and he opened his mouth with a sweet "嗤"?

Wei Mi is calling father?Listening to its pronunciation, one can tell that it must have been taught by Shu Jin.

Wei Ya's whole body trembled in shock, weeping with joy.But...why are Weimi's eyes so red?

Shu Jin's reaction was no less than Wei Ya's, he blindly touched Wei Mi, and pinched his cheek. "come over."

Yu Mi Nuo hugged Wei Mi not to let go, and corrected him: "It's Daddy!"

Wei Mi looked at Yu Mi Nuo's lips seriously, and learned to say, "哗嗤!"

"father!"

"Wow!"

Yu Minuo took advantage of the topic: "Look at you, you are leading a bad boy."

Shu Jin: "He doesn't recognize you, you are jealous."

Yu Minuo: "Drink! You really think he is calling you!"

Wei Mi rubs Yumi Nuo away, and walks towards Wei Ya begging for a hug. "Whispering."

Shu Jin couldn't bear it anymore: "Why don't I call you?"

Wei Ya listened to the bickering between the two and was about to die of joy.Shu Jin's blindness is a good thing, if he is healthy and healthy, he will go out to do his big business, but now he will definitely not be able to go out, honestly staying at home really looks good no matter what.

Wei Shi was determined to take revenge on the person who blinded Shu Jin just now, and he would be grateful for this meeting.

One month passed quietly, Wei Ya cleaned up the house and gave it a brand new look.Yu Minuo and Wei Shi explained the ins and outs, and Wei Shi's worries disappeared.Youyu and Feng Danmiao are doing well, so he feels at ease. He was originally a brother, but he failed to take care of his own wife, which made Youyu and the others suffer a lot.

In the afternoon, Shu Jin was leaning outside the door to dry herbs, when he heard voices coming from outside the courtyard, getting closer and closer.

"Ziyu, why don't you have the time to come and see the old man, are you busy with the court affairs?"

"My daughter-in-law can do it. Besides, I'm not here to see you. Where's my nephew?"

"It's a nap, sit in the house."

Shu Jin immediately walked into the back room, climbed onto his bed and pretended to sleep, out of sight and out of mind.He doesn't want to stand in front of an unorthodox imperial power as a citizen. In his eyes, he is the innate royal family, and Youyu is just a troublemaker. Even if he becomes the emperor, he is crowned with a monkey.

Youyu entered the living room, it was empty, and he knew what was going on when he thought about it, he approached the door and raised his voice deliberately: "Old man, I went to see Wei Ya's tomb when I came, there is a robbery hole, look Do you want to rebuild it?"

Shu Jin trembled, his head ached.

Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive.After Youyu finished speaking, Wei Ya came back from hunting and broke into the door.

You Yu exclaimed, "Wei Ya!"

Wei Ya poked his head into the room, smiled, and ran in, hugging You Yu.

You Yu happily said: "I was thinking about finding someone to fill in your tomb, but you crawled out by yourself. Is it a human or a ghost? If you don't make it clear, I will stuff you back!"

Wei Ya!What the hell is going on?

Shu Jin in the back room sat up startled, completely dazed, with all kinds of feelings in his heart, he restrained his emotions, and tried to understand.

Yu Minuo didn't have time to remind Youyu, so he might not be able to hide now.

You Yu suddenly felt strange, in the past Wei Ya talked the most glibly, why is he so silent today, and asked: "Why don't you talk?"

Yu Minuo explained on behalf of Wei Shi: "Cangluan's system rescued him, he is alive, but Cangluan has always disliked his trickery, so he didn't save his tongue. You should say it or not."

"Should!"

You Yu understood, but Shu Jin didn't know what they were talking about.

The world is so delicate, Shu Jin's magic weapon is his eyes, he is blind; Wei Ya's magic weapon is his mouth, he is dumb.The person Shu Jin most wanted to see was Wei Ya, he couldn't see him anymore, he could only hope to hear Wei Ya's voice, but Wei Ya couldn't speak anymore.In the future, the two of them will communicate and express their feelings, and it is estimated that the reflex arc will be very long.

Yu Minuo wasn't sad: "At least I'm back, it's a happy event."

You Yu: "Hey! I also have a big happy event, and I'm here to tell you that it just so happens that the old captain is alive and can be the master."

Seeing Yu Yu beaming, Yu Minuo asked curiously, "What happy event?"

Shu Jin burst into tears. Although he didn't understand why Wei Ya came back from the dead, he knew that the first "greeting" of Wei Ya's rebirth was to Youyu.Why does he prefer Youyu every time they meet again!

Shu Jin rushed out angrily, pushed You Yu away in hatred, threw himself into Wei Ya's arms, hugged the man in his life tightly, and kissed him eagerly.However, the other party tightly pursed his lips, pushed him, and wanted to ask him.He hugged him tighter and tighter, for fear that Wei Ya would abandon him and ignore him, he had suffered enough for more than a year.Whether Wei Ya tolerated him or hated him, he grabbed him and never let go.He clasped the back of Weiya's head with one palm, tore off Weiya's collar with one hand, and kissed in a messy breath, trying to forcefully pry Weiya's lips open.

Youyu couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed Shu Jin away violently, wiped the body fluid from his lips, and said with a breath, "Prince Li is so coquettish, although it feels good, but I have a name."

Yumi Nuo was blind, but Wei Shi couldn't see.

Shu Jin was so anxious that he couldn't tell who was hugging him. If there was a fish...

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Shu Jin blushed: "Puff puff puff puff puff..."

"So disgusted with me?" You Yu got angry and teased him deliberately, "Then I must still disgust you today."

Wei Shi silently took care of Shu Jin for a month, taking a bath and sleeping with a panoramic view of his dreams, abstinence/desire in the coffin for more than a year, and wanted to vent his anger early, and then witnessed Shu Jin mistaking You Yu for himself and kissed him without any effort, a feeling of pain The essence/worm was on the brain, wanting to spurt blood, and without saying a word, he threw himself at his arrogant and domineering bitch.

"Get lost!" Shu Jin was frightened for a moment when he was held down and forced to kiss him, and he hurriedly beat the person on his body, "Yu Youyu, you are presumptuous!"

"Children are not suitable for children!"

In a panic, Yumi Nuo ran into the house to tidy up the sleeping Wei Mi, and ran out the door. He wanted to take his little grandson, who hadn't been contaminated by mortal dust, away from this filthy area.

Shu Jin's resistance was extremely strong, and Wei Ya became more and more out of control. He took off his belt and tied Shu Jin's wrist, pinching and kneading, busily busy.

You Yu provocatively said: "I don't want to let you go, what am I doing?"

Shu Jin's mind was in a mess, and he was sobbing as he was kissed and hesitated: "Wei Ya, hurry... Hurry him away!"

Wei Ya has lost his mind, the more miserable Shu Jin is, the more his flames rage.

Shu Jin's emotions are completely different, his vision is that he is being beeped by the person he hates the most in front of the person he loves the most——

"Wei Ya is clapping his hands in praise. It's a pity you can't see it. He is admiring you. Enjoy it, otherwise it won't look good."

Shu Jin cried, very happy!Some fish let out a bad breath, and swaggered away.From now on, let's see if Shu Jin dares to act condescendingly and disdainfully in front of him.

Shu Jin couldn't bear the brute strength of the person on his body, and tears flowed down his face. What made him most distressed was that Wei Ya didn't care about him. He thought Wei Ya was just talking.Wei Ya has always just talked.

"Wei Ya, I was wrong. I won't cause trouble. I'll stay here and I won't go anywhere. Please, drive him away! Let's start over, shall we?"

OK.Wei Shi responded to Shu Jin with a turbulent kiss, he was too uncomfortable, his hips rose and fell, grinding Shu Jin's lower body, trying to crush Shu Jin soft.

Shu Jin felt that his chest was being sucked hard, and his hair was blown up, so he grabbed the person on his body and bit him.

Wei Ya felt the pain and tied him tight again, making his door open and unable to move.Then they tore each other's clothes impatiently, and began to swallow, unwilling to be distracted for a moment, unwilling to let go of one thing. **, well done.

After Shu Jin ate his pill, he was no longer that sick patient with overwhelming physical strength, he could do whatever he wanted.

----------Professional blessing-----------

"Yu Youyu! I...I...are at odds with you. Wei Shi, I hate you!" Shu Jin's body was wet all over, and he was so angry that he felt that the life limbs in his body had swelled again, and he fainted from fright.

Yu Minuo and Youyu went down the mountain and stayed in an inn.

"Didn't you say there was a happy event?"

"Isn't it too late to say, they can't hold it anymore?"

"tell me the story."

"No, it's boring to tell you."

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