Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

After marching for one month, the 40 coalition troops arrived at Huaishang, facing Youjun across the valley.The terrain is like a pot, and it coincides with the scorching sun. You can imagine that after the war, it is like a pot of ants.

In a desperate situation, some fish fainted and could not wake up. It has been five days and five nights, and the pathology is unknown.The soldiers are in a hurry, and the imperial doctors are very busy.

The three armies were already uneasy, and Zhou Chang was flustered when asked by the soldiers, and he faltered and couldn't explain clearly.Lin Zhiling was also in a state of desperation, so she made up an excuse and announced that Youyu's soul had left her body and went to invite the heavenly soldiers and generals.

The kings gathered in front of the fish bed and sighed. "At this juncture, what should I do!"

"The morale of the soldiers is deteriorating day by day, and there are many disadvantages if it is exhausted. It is better to start the war immediately."

"Without His Majesty, this battle cannot be fought!"

Outside the tent, the envoy from Youzhou came to see him. Lin Zhiling allowed him to come in, and saw that it was Zhen Bing.When the enemy army came to visit, all the kings put away their sad faces and showed arrogance.Zhen Bing glanced at Youyu who was motionless, saluted, and presented the threatening letter to Zhou Chang.

Zhou Chang let go of his beliefs, and the princes were filled with righteous indignation. "Ask us to surrender? Stop wishful thinking!"

Zhen Bing refused to let go: "King You saw that His Majesty was about to die, and kindly persuaded him to surrender. If you don't appreciate it, you can ask for blessings."

The princes scolded: "Your Majesty is just resting, King You will die soon!"

"Really?" Zhen Bing raised his voice, trying to wake You Yu up, "Our army is waiting for Your Majesty on the battlefield!"

Some fish didn't move at all, Zhen Bing's heart skipped a beat, and he clenched his bowed hands tightly.

Zhou Chang: "Go back and tell King You, just let the horse come over."

Zhen Bing got up to leave, but Yu Yu laughed and said dreamily, "Cang Luan, you laugh to death, haha..."

Everyone was shocked and looked dazed.

Youyu woke up with a smile, shed tears, got up and saw a group of people staring at him stupidly, and was startled. "What are you doing?"

Lin Zhiling suddenly yelled: "Your Majesty's primordial spirit returns!"

……

He just had a dream. He dreamed that Cangluan was doing odd jobs in modern times, and he was bound to a system called "Wei Niang". The task was to collect 1 kisses from children under the age of eight, but only the scar on his face That's enough to scare kids.Cang Luan went around distributing sweets to please the children, but was caught and beaten by the children's parents, who yelled at him as "pedophile". He said he had to go to kindergarten.

Cang Luan is a murderous maniac!Kindergarten teacher, it's hard for the system to figure it out.

Shouldn't this dream be like thinking day by day and dreaming at night?

After hearing Lin Zhiling's explanation, Youyu couldn't believe that he had slept for five days.

Youyu lived in peace, Lin Zhiling was relieved, and talked about the war with Youyu.Some fish were so hot that they lifted up the corners of their clothes to fan them, and asked the maid to do their best to fan them.

"It's crazy, it's really annoying."

In the middle of the night, the cicadas still screamed strongly.This scene seems familiar.

You Yu suddenly remembered that year, when he hid outside the door and eavesdropped on the conversation between Wei Ya and Shu Jin.He was clever, and said to the maid: "Go and see the night tonight."

The maid came back after reading it and said: "The moon is red and hazy, as if a shadow has appeared, and in the blink of an eye, there seem to be two moons."

By the way, it is that kind of moonlight.Youyu said to Lin Zhiling: "You told the soldiers earlier that I went to invite the heavenly soldiers and generals?"

Lin Zhiling nodded.

"Say I invited wind, rain, thunder and lightning."

When Zhen Bing returned to Youying, Feng Danmiao hurriedly asked, "What's the situation?"

Zhen Bing scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty has woken up and called Emperor Yan's name. He woke up with a smile. He is in good health."

Feng Danmiao's eyes darkened, his complexion was not good, and he said coldly: "Send Jiang Wang's family secretly."

"Yes."

Soon, the two armies confronted each other.The scorching sun was in the sky, and the air was already quite hot, and You Jun was still lighting bonfires all over the mountains and plains, and the flames were flying around, making people fainting due to the heat.Feng Danmiao's appearance to create momentum is the same as Zhou Chang's flags everywhere.But Feng Danmiao's aura was created by Youyu, the stronger the flame, the more it will be extinguished when there is a downpour, to set off Youyu's overwhelming momentum.

Feng Danmiao has disheveled hair and a flame pattern on his battle robe. He still looks like a "ghost" in front of people.You Jun's face was covered with red paste, and he bared his teeth and claws, feeling hot just looking at it.Before the rain, the formation of Youjun was very scary.

The formation of the coalition army is completely opposite to that of the You army.The You army created fire, and the coalition army created water. The cloaks of the soldiers are all white, like frost, and they feel cool at a glance.Youyu even wore an exaggerated snow-white Taoist robe, holding the Tianzi sword in one hand and the dust whisk in the other. The robe depicts wind, rain, thunder, lightning, Tai Chi gossip, and it seems that he is not here to pass the test, but to slay demons and demons.

When the war drums were beating, a fish waved the Tianzi sword pretendingly, circled it three times in the air, and said in a long voice: "The wind is coming, the rain is coming!"

However, the sky is not the beauty of human beings, and the celestial phenomena do not show the slightest expression.Youyu saw Feng Danmiao's face covered with curses twitching, and was struggling to restrain his expression.Feng Danmiao was reserved, but the soldiers behind him couldn't hold back and laughed wildly.

Feng Danmiao was looking forward to the rain more than Youyu.

The princes behind Youyu turned blue with embarrassment, and their horses kept stamping their hooves.

A quarter of an hour later, the strong wind finally came.Like a shepherd driving a flock of sheep, a large swath of dark clouds rolled over the sky, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.The sand and rocks on the ground rolled and swept across the hills.

You Jun stopped laughing and fell silent for a moment, then the soldiers of the coalition army laughed.

Youyu gained power, stood up boldly, stood on horseback, waved his whisk, and the flag bearer carried the five-element flag and set up a flag array.The previous yelling was just an exercise, and Youyu adjusted his outfit, and now it will be formal, and he shouted to the sky: "Five tired fierce generals, General Lightning Lightning, fell to the ground, drove thunder and rushed to the clouds, fought thousands of battles, and commanded the gods!" Soldiers, open the flag and summon urgently, do not stop, hurry like a law!"

This line can give him a good meal to memorize.You Jun looked at the sky in horror, afraid that the sky would really react.

However, see the sun behind the clouds.

"It's over, it's over."

You Jun laughed loudly, almost unable to hold up even his weapons.The sound of the drums was messed up, and it is estimated that the drummers laughed so hard that their limbs trembled and went numb.

You Yu sat back on the horse in desperation, and the princes covered their faces with their sleeves.

Youyu is so helpless, it's better to understand it with reason and move it with emotion. "Bring your family!"

King Jiang's family members were brought up, and You Jun was taken aback.

You army is 30, and the pure Northern Liao army is only [-]. Feng Danmiao placed them in the easiest phalanx to evacuate, so that they can escape at any time.He secretly transferred King Jiang's family away from Youyu, in order to make the soldiers of the other [-] princes defect.

You Yu shouted to You Jun: "Soldiers from all over the world, I have rescued your king's family from Beiliao. Come back, you don't need to be threatened by Fenggou anymore, your king is safe! Hurry up and capture Fenggou!" , revenge!"

The royal family stepped forward one after another, calling their soldiers in their local dialect.

The You army was in turmoil. Feng Danmiao hadn't brainwashed these soldiers much, but now that there were no hostages, the soldiers were eager to return.

So, the coalition forces didn't make any move, but the You army fought on their own!

Thunder and lightning flashed in the sky, several gusts of wind blew, and finally the torrential rain started to squeak on the flames, quickly extinguishing Youjun's fire.

It was raining heavily, blurring vision.Feng Danmiao had already laid out the escape route, and with one order, the Northern Liao Army all withdrew, and they disappeared in two or three strokes.

The princes said: "They have run away, hurry up!"

If there is no fish to stop them, the horse skills of the Northern Liao Army are absolutely beyond their reach.

This is the cheapest battle with the most soldiers that Youyu has ever fought.

You Yu shouted: "Catch Fenggou alive! Before Fenggou died tragically and turned into a ghost, this time I will take him back to Luzhou, do it on the altar, kill him with the Emperor Sword, and make him immortal forever!"

You Yu is right, Feng Danmiao has too much resentment, if he is blindly beheaded, he will be revived again, and it will get worse.He had to be escorted back to listen to the opinion of the high priest.

"What Your Majesty said is very true, the soldiers must not kill him by mistake."

Some fish rode their horses and raised their whips, and rushed into the rain.Although the soldiers wouldn't kill Feng Danmiao, they wouldn't even touch him!

You Yu smelled the horseshoes and chased after him. After walking for more than ten miles, a ray of red light flashed in front of his eyes, which was Feng Danmiao's cloak.

Some fish rushed up and saw that the defected soldiers surrounded Feng Danmiao.You Yu drew out his sword and shouted: "Let me deal with him!"

The soldiers spread out to make way for Youyu.You Yu passed by, lifted Feng Danmiao's chin with his sword, and said triumphantly, "After six years, you are still in my hands like this."

Feng Danmiao looked at Youyu who was aloof, with a trace of relief in his eyes.

"Don't be afraid, I won't kill you, I will take you away." Youyu said to him.

Feng Danmiao was stunned for a moment, a strange light flashed in his eyes.He shouldn't remember, this is the first sentence he said to him.

There are more and more coalition forces around, Feng Danmiao holds the hilt of the Tianzi sword, jumps on Youyu's horse, restrains Youyu with lightning speed, grabs Youyu's throat and threatens the soldiers, saying : "Go away!"

You Yu yelled wildly in cooperation: "It hurts, don't kill me! Go back, back!"

Feng Danmiao tightened the reins, turned around and disappeared into the rain.

Throwing away the soldiers, Youyu sat upright, hugged Feng Danmiao's waist tightly, and lay on it attached. "You should let me sit up front."

"why?"

"You used to sit in the back, don't you remember?"

If that's the case, Feng Danmiao really doesn't want to remember.

The two drove all the way, and at night, the heavy rain finally stopped.There was silence all around, and the pursuers had already been thrown thousands of miles away.

It was much cooler after the heavy rain.Siye was a group of rocky boulders, and the two found a relatively sheltered position and rested.

The sky is blue, the dark clouds cleared, the bright moon rises, and it will be sunny tomorrow.A fish picked up some matches by moonlight and piled them together.

Feng Danmiao: "Fucking hell, how did you light a fire?"

"I can spray."

A fish breathed on the firewood, and the firewood really started to burn.Although the system's points are not enough to turn the world upside down, they can still be used to show off skills.

"Excellent." You Yu boasted while taking off his clothes, put the clothes on the wooden pole, and put them by the fire, seeing Feng Danmiao motionless, said, "If you don't take off the clothes and bake them, you will catch cold easily."

His belly was a belly back then, and now his belly is already a solid eight-pack abs, so he naturally wants to show it off.

Feng Danmiao glanced at Youyu's crotch cloth, and then took it off completely.

The heroic posture is still the same, and the beauty is delicious.

In the past, Youyu would definitely avoid looking at him, but today, he has become bold and unabashed, admiring his subjects openly and aboveboard.

You Yu couldn't help blowing his nose, it was bloody again.

Feng Danmiao turned her head away, with bitterness in her eyes, as if there was something wronged in her heart, she let out a heavy breath, picked up her pants and put them on again.

"Don't you. What's the matter, do you feel bitter after losing the battle?" You Yu sat beside him and stroked his back to express his comfort.

Feng Danmiao covered her forehead and bowed her head in silence.

"Don't worry, you won't die with me covering you."

Feng Danmiao's eyes turned cold, he pushed You Yu's arm away, stood up and kicked You Yu's calf.

"Hoo hoo!" You Yu jumped up and down, screaming in pain, "What nerves do you have?"

Feng Danmiao stepped forward and punched again: "Did you delete my memory?"

Since the last time I saw Youyu, Feng Danmiao felt more and more wrong.Especially Youyu's sentence - "You probably don't know me."

How does Youyu know that he doesn't know him?There must be a ghost, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Youyu knew what Feng Danmiao hated the most in his life, especially the kind of self-righteous and self-assertive behavior, he had to deny it. "Don't wrong people, you are stupid and confused, and blame me later?"

"Still quibbling!" Feng Danmiao pretended to be Youyu's wrist, and fell over his shoulder. He picked up a branch and was about to hit Youyu. He thought the branch was too thick, so he folded a thin branch like a noodle, and warned: "You'd better tell the truth, or don't blame me for being merciless."

If there is a fish, he still doesn't believe that he dares to fight, so he willfully sleeps on the ground. "Do it."

Feng Danmiao didn't let out a single breath, and walked over, raising her foot to step on Youyu's chest.Youyu didn't know that he was coming for real, so he quickly backed away, only to be stepped on by Feng Danmiao!

"Damn!" Youyu pushed him away reflexively, shaking his crotch in a panic.

The soles of Feng Danmiao's feet went numb, it was a very strange feeling, he seemed to have touched a shocking secret.When he came back to his senses, Youyu had already run far away.Thoughtful, he touched some rainwater with his fingertips, put clouds into his eyes, and sat quietly by the fire.

Seeing that he was frustrated, some fish folded back. "Okay, it's my fault, don't you need to..."

Feng Danmiao quickly grabbed Youyu's ankles and dragged Youyu's ankles. Youyu fell to the ground, pulled his hand again, and pulled Youyu's crotch cloth off. fire.

"Hey, hey!" Youyu was in a hurry, clutching his hands tightly. "You commit the next crime!"

It's such an unspeakable pose, some fish feel like a shellfish being grilled, it's almost like sprinkling cumin.

Feng Danmiao ignored it, clasped Youyu's legs with his knees, grabbed Youyu's wrist with his hands, and moved away abruptly.

The flames flourished, booming.Feng Danmiao held her breath, staring intently, intact as before, and her heart was in full bloom.

Feeling ashamed, some fish simply do not block the bottom and the top.

"what happend?"

"What's going on!"

"you are not…"

"I'm so talented, I can't fix it by myself? You, you, let me go!"

This is the curse of Cangluan's "resentment". It is estimated that Cangluan discovered it in conscience and returned it to him.

Youyu felt the knees kneeling on his legs trembling.Feng Danmiao refused to accept it for a long time, and spit out three words for the first time——"Is it easy?"

"It's good, it's much more comfortable standing up."

Feng Danmiao listened, let go of You Yu, and helped You Yu up.Youyu bit her lip and pulled up her pants miserably. Unexpectedly, Feng Danmiao pushed her towards the boulder, and she lay down on the stone wall, feeling her body was covered. "What are you doing?"

Feng Danmiao buried her head in Youyu's neck and kissed her, her tone a little anxious. "See if it works."

You Yu heard the restless heartbeat behind him, his back was covered with heat, and his scalp was completely numb. "What on earth do you want to do?" Youyu murmured in his heart that he must not be "elegant", completely caught off guard!As the saying goes, he was still a baby.

"The next one is the next one." Breathing out the hot and humid breath, he said while biting the earlobe of the fish.

You Yu pushed him away, serious: "Listen to me, the future will last forever, now let's fight a war!"

Feng Danmiao's voice was soft and soft, and her hand went down. "It's just a war."

Youyu shuddered all over, and pressed against Feng Danmiao's hand. "You have no shame."

He nibbled on the shoulder of the fish. "I don't know what shame. First, I came to seduce/seduce Your Majesty, and second, I came to collude with Shu Jin."

"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?" He turned Youyu over, pressed against Youyu's chin, and bit it punishingly.

Youyu was clever, counterattacked with force, overwhelmed Feng Danmiao, and turned from defense to offense.After all, Feng Danmiao is a person with low face, if Youyu thinks about teasing him, he will restrain himself if he can't stand it.

You Yu strangled Feng Danmiao's wrists with one palm, kissed him domineeringly, and said, "You like to beg for mercy under me the most. Since you are so impatient today, let me let you go, don't stop. Go crazy and even be afraid of yourself.”

Feng Danmiao really felt ashamed, the end of her brows trembled, and she pursed her mouth "nervously".

Some fish teased him with the tip of his nose, and continued to swear at him, teaching him to retreat in spite of difficulties. "You're such an annoying little goblin, I can't eat it, hehe... I want you to walk around, are you afraid?"

"Not afraid."

You Yu was startled: "Aren't you really afraid?"

"Not afraid."

"you said."

"I said."

"I'm serious!" You Yu emphasized.

"Yes."

"Success, you wait!" Youyu bounced one meter away, performed a set of Taijiquan taught by the physical education teacher seriously, put on a gesture, and swaggered, "It's too late for you to regret it now."

"Don't whine."

Is it because Tai Chi is too intimidating, and you are ready to punch a set of long punches.

Feng Danmiao couldn't bear it anymore, and covered her with a slap.

--------------Professional blessing--------------

"Stop, stop, stop...! Someone, escort! Ah~~uh! Someone is killing the king! Uh, uh, uh... I want... I'm going to die... My legs are going to be disabled, I can't walk anymore... Stop!"

Feng Danmiao: "You said earlier 'I want you to walk around'."

You Yu thought about this sentence and repeated it several times, wanting to cry but no tears. "That's not what it means!"