Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

"Brother, stay for a while, your face is amazing, you are a good material to be an emperor."

Yu Youyu glanced at the scruffy old fortune teller in the corner, smiled politely, then turned to the conductor of the amusement park and said, "A ticket here."

The old fortune-teller showed two white teeth on his ashen face, and he had a funny and weird smile. He took out a dozen colorful underwear from his snakeskin bag and sold them to Youyu, "Buy two get one free for lovers' underwear, brother, let's get a dozen. "

Youyu's far-fetched smile disappeared immediately, and turned expressionless: "Master, are you kidding me?"

The old man stepped forward and grabbed Youyu's wrist, and opened Youyu's palm to observe carefully.

You Yu couldn't shake it off even if he wanted to, so he declared, "I didn't ask you to tell my fortune, I won't pay for it."

"Don't worry, this is a free service for buying underwear." The old man asked with a smile while looking at the palm prints, "How old is Xiongtai?"

"Twenty." You Yu kept taking off his hand and said annoyedly, "Master, I don't buy underwear."

The old man: "I see that Xiongtai is destined to have these underwear, you must need them."

The salesperson looked at the bad old man pestering Youyu, and kindly reminded him: "He is out of his mind, you don't need to pay attention to him."

After hearing this, some fish walked towards the entrance with a babble.The old man hurriedly stopped You Yu, his smile stopped, and he said earnestly: "Brother, your life is not long, the lifeline in your palm is broken, at the age of 20."

You Yu was furious: "Master, I have no reason with you, why are you cursing me?"

"I'm not cursing you, I'm just reminding you." The old man held up a handful of underwear, "Hurry up and buy some life-saving underwear."

"Looks like I have to buy your shorts, right?" Youyu bit his lower lip angrily and hesitated for a while with his waist in his arms, "Okay, how much is a pair?"

"One yuan and one piece."

Yu Yu took out ten yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into the old man's hand, "Just two, you don't need to look for it."

"Why, I'm a conscientious seller. Buy two and get one free of the couple's underwear that you agreed to buy. Here, there are fifteen pairs in total." The old man helped Youyu open the schoolbag enthusiastically, and stuffed the underwear into it.

The old man happily counted the money and turned to leave. He suddenly remembered something, turned back and said to Youyu, "I almost forgot my memory. Buy underwear and get a watch as a gift, and charge it for 5 minutes to stand by for a century." The old man took out a watch from his pocket. A watch in the shape of H was handed to Youyu, and then frantically skipping away.

"Inexplicable." But this watch is still very delicate, and some fish wear it on their wrists.

Some fish entered the amusement park to check in and prepare to board the plane.He has always wanted to know what it feels like to ride a jumping machine, it must be thrilling.

Youyu fastened his seat belt, and the jumping machine slowly rose, and the speed became faster and faster.The wind was blowing by my ears, and it was about to rise to the highest point. Youyu was so excited that he couldn't help singing loudly: "I want to fly up to the sky and stand side by side with the sun..."

However, with a click, the seat belt snapped suddenly, which meant several things.Due to physical inertia, Youyu was ruthlessly thrown into the cloudless sky. Youyu almost collapsed inside, howling like a wolf, "Ah, I made a mistake, I don't want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun..."

-

2000 years ago.

At the punishment court, Feng Danmiao pulled himself together forcefully, his hair was a little messy, and his eye bags were heavy, which meant he was sleepy.Since his father's death, Feng's power and prestige in the imperial court has been declining day by day, and it is not as good as before.Feng Danmiao took over his father's position and became a great general to protect the country. However, he is not as brave and militaristic as his father.The first emperor was angry at him for not fighting, so he weakened him from a first-rank general to a fourth-rank general.

Feng Fu followed the first emperor to fight in the south and north, conquer in the east and conquer in the west, and made great contributions. He is the first hero in the founding of the country.The first emperor also bestowed marriage on the Feng family in order to reward her, which shows her status.Now Feng's illustrious reputation is about to be worn away by Feng Danmiao, a dude. The officials know it well, but they dare not publicize it, so Feng's majesty outside is still awe-inspiring.

The prime minister said: "Your Majesty, now that people from all over the country are rebelling, and the whole world is gathering to respond, I believe that we should send an army to wipe out the grass and kill the chickens to scare the monkeys, so as to avoid future troubles."

"What the prime minister said, I don't agree with it." Chen Taiwei took a step forward, "Your Majesty, the root of the people's turmoil stems from our tyrannical government. We deliberately rebelled while your majesty was not on the throne. It can be seen that there are many complaints. Why don't your majesty implement benevolent government in time? Reduce and exempt taxes to appease public grievances."

The prime minister stroked his silver beard and smiled indifferently: "Chen Taiwei, you are conniving at the rebellion of the rebels."

Chen Taiwei: "Why did the prime minister say this? More innocent people will be hurt if you send troops to fight. When the two armies fight, one side will be the criminal army defending the tyrannical government, and the other will be the rebel army under the banner of overthrowing the tyrannical government. Please think about it." , who will the people turn to?"

The prime minister glared angrily, and asked back: "Our dynasty has 80 troops, and the rebels are less than [-], and we don't have a spear or a spear. What is there to be afraid of? Apart from submitting to my severe punishment, who else can the people rely on?"

Feng Danmiao kept bowing his head in silence, moving his fingers, and couldn't help feeling pitiful and ridiculous when he heard the prime minister's words, and shook his head mockingly and helplessly.

Chen Taiwei left the prime minister and turned to Xing II: "Your Majesty, although the imperial court has millions of soldiers, our dynasty has only unified the world for more than ten years, and [-]% of the people are the legacy of the seven kingdoms. Once they are provoked, there will be no shortage of rebels. Never!"

Xing II nodded his head slightly, and the two people's words were not unreasonable, and said: "The corvee tax should be reduced, and there should be no delay in sending troops to suppress the bandits. I will immediately order the crusade against all the rebels. Prime Minister, how do you think the troops should be allocated?"

Chen Taiwei sighed, and retreated to the group of officials in disappointment.

After some discussion, Xing II decided to order General Chang Yong to crusade against the main force of the rebel army, and each of the junior generals led [-] elite soldiers to encircle and suppress the Xiaolu uprising army.

Feng Danmiao stood up shaking his head slightly, smelling of the wine from last night, "Your Majesty, the last general... the last general has never been in battle to kill the enemy. I am afraid that he has more energy than he wants to serve the court. As we all know, the last general Afraid of horses."

Xing II's face immediately darkened.

The prime minister smiled contemptuously, "General Feng's words are wrong. Your Majesty is taking care of you. The general is respectful but useless. He is generous but has no labor. It is not worthy of his name. Now you are making you crusade against a grass with less than a thousand people." Kou, this is a great opportunity for you to make contributions, why should the general shirk."

Feng Danmiao flattered melancholy: "It turned out to be His Majesty's kind intention, and the minister took orders."

After retreating from the imperial court, all the officials left, Feng Danmiao stepped out of the main hall listlessly, bent his back lazily, looked up at the sky complainingly, and cursed in his heart: "Slaughtering pigs and sheep, what should be sacrificed will be provided to you, and what should be burned will also be burned." Here it is, you don’t need to go to war if you make an appointment with Qingyan, where is your memory...

A little court lady came over respectfully, and said to Feng Danmiao: "General, please see me, Queen."

Feng Danmiao rubbed her sleepy head, "Got it."

Feng Danmiao followed the maids to Jiaofang Palace, saw that there was no one in the palace, so she sat down in front of the side couch, saw that there was wine on the table, and drank it unceremoniously.However, as soon as he drank two cups, there was the sound of light footsteps behind him, his ears flicked slightly, and he could hear the person behind him coming with a sword.

The people behind him swung their swords and stabbed at him. He dodged skillfully, gripped his wine glass tightly and wanted to fight back, but suddenly thought of something, pretended to be a coward, got up and ran away in fear, and begged for mercy, "Hero, spare me!"

The person behind him threw out his long sword, and the handle of the sword hit him heavily on the ankle, causing him to fall over.Feng Danmiao lay on the ground, clasped his hands and stretched out above his head in a begging gesture, "The general will not dare to steal wine anymore."

"Get up," the woman approached him, thumping his back ridiculously and angrily.

Feng Danmiao stood up unhurriedly, brushed the dust off her body, turned to face the woman who assassinated him, and smiled slightly, "The last general pays homage to Her Royal Highness the Queen."

The woman looked him up and down, he was disheveled, and there was dust on his hair crown, but it didn't affect his beauty.The woman raised her hand to wipe the drink off his face, and said in a slightly displeased tone, "No wonder His Majesty doesn't like you. You look up and don't respect His Majesty."

Feng Danmiao also looked at her carefully: "Danyan, you've lost weight."

"It's not because of you," Feng Danyan sat on the couch, "Concubine Crocodile's father is the prime minister, and Concubine Yu's father is the imperial doctor. Behind me, there is only my brother, you, a fourth-rank general, can you not worry? Your Majesty gave birth to you." I’m angry, not punishing you is giving me face. Knowing that my brother has a confidant, I don’t want you to serve the court, but my brother’s daily life is so sloppy that I worry about it. It’s time to find someone to serve you.”

Feng Danmiao's ruffian air dissipated, and he changed to a serious expression, picking up the expensive saber on his waist and staring at it. It was a family treasure passed down to him by Feng's father. "It's not that I don't want to be loyal, and your majesty is not the master. You didn't know it because you were in the palace. When my father was dying, he grabbed my hand, crying, and said incoherently, 'I have done three things wrong in Fengyuan's life. An unforgivable event. First, I followed the first emperor. Second, I knew that Li Wang was benevolent and destroyed his country. Third, I married Yan’er to Prince Xin’. My father left me this sword to remind me not to repeat the same mistakes. .”

Feng Danyan's mood plummeted, and he let out a long mouthful of grievances accumulated in his heart, "Brother, I feel bitter. I don't know that the first emperor allowed me to marry the crown prince to keep my father in check. I don't like your majesty, so I just hope that he will marry you." The day I give up, give me back my freedom."

Feng Danmiao stroked Feng Danyan's shoulder, and comforted him: "Right now, the use value of the Feng clan in the imperial court is running out. When His Majesty abolishes your name as queen, I will take you away and become a commoner in the hidden city."

Feng Danyan nodded happily: "Okay, it's a deal. I heard that my brother is going to lead the army to fight, so you have to be careful."

In order to calm her anxiety, Feng Danmiao smiled lightly: "Silly girl, if you can't beat me, can't you escape?"

Feng Danyan was relieved, and suddenly caught a question that had been neglected just now, pointed at Feng Danmiao's nose and asked: "You answer me honestly, do you have someone in mind? If not, I can name someone in the name of the queen." Meiji will marry you and be my sister-in-law."

Feng Danmiao was in a daze for a moment, remembering what his father said, when a man marries a woman, he will be trapped for the rest of his life.He is a wild horse that gallops thousands of miles, how can he be fettered by the world, not to mention his wife, his sister alone has already locked him in the court, besides, he has seen countless beauties, but for some reason he has never been moved.He tapped her on the head with his fingers, "Aha, little hoof, you are so poor. When you have a sister-in-law, I will ignore you!"

Feng Danyan was mischievous, and asked in disbelief: "It's a lie, if my brother hadn't been full of love, why would he go to the women's branch every day?"

He was pretending to be depraved to deceive people's eyes and ears. Hey, how can a bird know the ambition of a swan.Feng Danmiao pursed her lips, "I thought it was a Taoist temple."

With such a feeble explanation, Feng Danyan blushed: "Brother...you don't always think it's a Taoist temple..."

"Isn't that a Taoist temple?"

-

Ru County.

A man named "Wei Ya" was thrown out of the brothel by the bustard. His body was covered with dust and there was a bruise at the corner of his mouth. It could be seen that he had been beaten violently.He was born with beautiful features, but he exuded a rascally air. If he was serious, he would definitely be the object of moving thousands of women.

Wei Ya spit out a mouthful of bloody saliva, cast an unseemly glance at the old bustard with sharp eyes, and said with a playful smile: "Mother Huang, I didn't say I wouldn't give you the money, just let it go, and I'll repay it even more in another day." See The old bustard didn't change his face, Wei Ya pulled off his jacket to reveal his strong shoulders, pointed to a red mole on it, and leaned in front of her to brag, "Don't think I'm sorry, did you see that there is a mole on my shoulder, it's for the sake of picking the country. Daliang, I will be a prince and general in the future, let alone a girl, I can afford a hundred girls."

The old bustard clicked her tongue in contempt: "You are the most glib in Ru County, but I don't like this. If you have the ability, come back later. If you don't have money, why don't you go back to farming!"

Wei Ya had no choice but to search his pockets, finally took out a few dollars, and handed it to the old bustard falteringly, "A girl is five taels, I am in a hurry to vent, why don't you and Mama Huang make do with each other? It's worth three taels."

The old bustard was so angry that he snatched the one or two coins from him, and shouted angrily: "Get out of here, or I will call someone!"

Wei Ya wiped the saliva that had been sprayed all over his face, and compromised: "Don't call people, don't call people, I'll go right away."

Wei Ya hastily turned and left, but a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.The brothel is a place where county magistrates often come to have fun, and the latest news from the court is often revealed here. Today he received an important message: Feng Danmiao led five thousand troops to suppress the uprising in Ru County.He had to quickly pass this important news to Li Gong, the leader of the uprising in Ru County.

A [-]-year-old boy selling lotus root saw Wei Ya coming out of the brothel, he quickly packed up the stall and ran back to the mountain.

In the depths of Penglai Mountain outside the county seat lived a family whose surname was Shu Mingjin, and the Xiaosheng who sold lotus root was his doorman.The doorman hurried into the house and said out of breath, "My lord, Wei Ya went to the brothel."

An unknown spice was burning in the room, which was made from a mixture of various medicinal materials. It tasted fresh and elegant, but bitter in the nose.Shu Jin suffered from a strange disease since he was a child, and had to use incense to heal his body, and because of his miserable life experience, he was withdrawn and had facial paralysis.Before the doorman came back, Shu Jin was playing the guqin quietly by himself, reminiscing about the past, when he heard the news from the doorman, he was overwhelmed, his index finger was cut by the strings, and blood flowed out.

Suddenly, Shu Jin felt a tight itching in his throat, and hurriedly took out a white silk from his bosom to cover his mouth and coughed continuously. After a while, he stopped and held his eyelids weakly, "How much did you buy today's lotus root?"

The doorman thought he would question Wei Ya, but unexpectedly he was absent-minded.The doorman was stunned for a moment, and replied: "I gave some to the people who rebelled, and sold the rest for three pennies." After finishing speaking, he put the money on Shu Jin's desk.

"Have you bought Su Hexiang?"

The doorman shook his head: "Three more pharmacies in the city have closed, and they didn't make any purchases."

Shu Jin nodded lightly: "Go and cook."

"Yes." The doorman backed out.

The blood drops from Shu Jin's fingertips stained Bai Juan, seeing the glaring blood stains made him terrified, his condition worsened day by day, he had to find new spices to replace Wei Ya's deodorant as soon as possible.It is said that when he was six years old, he encountered an evil spirit one night. Since then, he has been coughing constantly, his whole body is sore and swollen, and he is extremely tired. After diagnosis and treatment, although he still couldn't see the cause, he breathed steadily after smelling the body breath of the little Taoist priest.His parents spent a lot of money to buy the little Taoist priest and forced him to stay with him.

Wei Ya is that little Taoist priest, but today, Wei Ya has reached the age of marriage, so he can't delay his life because of his illness.What's more, there is always a banquet in the world, and in the end we still have to part ways.Wei Shi has great ambitions, namely to eliminate punishment and bring peace to the world.And I promised my mother that I would live a life of idle clouds, wild cranes, and no restraints.

Wei Ya came in from the door carelessly holding the dog's tail grass in his mouth, seeing Shu Jin's white silk stained with blood, he was shocked, and hurried over to hug him in his arms. "Did you hide something from me? You coughed up blood. Why didn't you tell me?"

Shu Jin buried his head in his arms and took a deep breath, feeling a little smoother, but not as comfortable as before, rubbing him away, and sitting up straight, "I'm not used to the heavy rouge smell on my body, sit farther away .”

Wei Ya suddenly felt that something was wrong, the half-dead man in front of him was very thoughtful, if he was angry, he could just scold himself, the worst thing would be if he didn't speak. "Passing by the brothel today, I was splashed with bath water. What is the blood on your white silk?"

"It's just blood from a cut finger."

"So that's how it is," Wei Ya let out a breath, and handed over a pack of herbal medicine, "I brought you some medicine, and there is still five taels of silver. Your complexion is so bad, did you take the medicine on time?"

Shu Jin didn't want to explain more about his condition, but Wei Shi went to join the army, he left for a month, and he didn't know his condition: "How many people revolted in Ru County?"

Wei Ya faintly sensed his displeasure, and answered honestly: "There are a total of 80 people."

Shu Jin poured himself a cup of hot tea, breathed out the steaming heat elegantly, took a sip, and said disdainfully, "It's too much to strike a stone with an egg."

Wei Ya's eyes widened, "Are you saying I'm overthinking myself?"

Shu Jin didn't answer, and seemed to be asking silently: Isn't it?

Seeing Shu Jin's aloof attitude, Wei Shi deliberately bought Guanzi: "Don't admire me when I take down the head of Fenggouren."

Shu Jin's sensitive nerves were touched, "What are you sealing?"

Wei Ya laughed happily, and asked provocatively: "Haha, if I say that the imperial court sent Feng Danmiao to suppress Ru County, would you join me in the army?" Wei Ya stared into Shu Jin's deep eyes, serious Persuaded, "I am bound to rebel against the punishment. If you don't follow me, you have to pay more attention to yourself. If you follow me, there will be a support along the way. From my standpoint, I hope you join the army. You Read a lot, enough... to be resourceful."

Wei Ya paused when he said "resourceful", but actually he wanted to say "scheming bitch".

Shu Jin's tone returned to calm, "Han Gaozu Yun'fu was planning a strategy, winning a thousand miles away, I am not as good as Zifang; township the country, caressing the people, giving wages, and endless supply of food, I am not as good as Xiao He; Lian Bai Thousands of people, battle must win, attack must take, I am not as good as Han Xin. All three are outstanding, I can use them, this is why I win the world', the premise of marching and fighting is to have a complex and complete system, Li Gong's There are such outstanding people in the rebel army, if not, I will not go out."

Wei Ya's eyes were more urgent, "Wouldn't it be great if you went, you are the best of both, you can be a prime minister and a military adviser..."

"Who has the ability to be a general?" Shu Jin shook his head in disappointment, "And Mr. Li is cowardly and incompetent. You have followed the wrong master, and you have lost the first step, and you still want to exterminate the punishment? Dare I say that you are not overthinking your capabilities. "

Wei Ya: "There are more than a dozen rebel armies in the whole country, so who do you say is Allah, so I can go and join them."

"No." Shu Jin spat out a word coldly, seeing that Wei Ya's face was getting worse and worse, he didn't want to hit him again, and asked, "You also know that the Feng family is just a dog of the court. Killing him can represent What."

Wei Ya: "He is the son of your enemy who killed your father and enemy. Kill him to relieve your boredom."

The Feng family is his enemy, and he is the remaining prince of the Li country.Back then, Feng Yuan took command and killed Li Guo's 30 troops, taking down the head of Li Gong in one fell swoop.He did not dare to forget this deep enmity.

Shu Jin looked sideways at the lotus pond in front of the door, his eyes darkened, "Do you think killing the Feng family and eradicating the Xing Kingdom will relieve me of boredom?"

Knowing that he was immersed in memories again, Wei Ya felt that the words were not speculative, "I don't think so. I have said everything that needs to be said. Tomorrow Li Gong will hold a ceremony to sacrifice to heaven. Would you like to go to see the excitement?"

"Go," Shu Jin replied lightly, it was the first time Wei Ya saw him so forthright, his eyebrows raised with joy, but he added three words, "Go buy medicine."