Uncle's Courtship Battle

"Dong dong dong" someone knocked on the door, "Brother Guhang, are you hungry, let's go out to eat!"

I got a big grass!Why is it Chen Caimeng again? !

I got out of bed to open the door, and as soon as I opened the door, the little girl Pianzi was leaning on the door with her waist bent and her ears pressed against the door. She suddenly had no support and staggered.

"Yo, you're eavesdropping."

"Cut! I'm afraid you are doing something inappropriate for children again! I don't want to disturb you!"

"Not suitable for children?" I straightened the strap of my bathrobe, deliberately showing my long legs through the slit, and looked at Chen Caimeng dickily, "That's right, we are doing that kind of thing, listen Is it cool?"

Chen Caimeng looked me up and down, and finally fixed her gaze on my legs.How about it?Attracted by my beautiful legs, you stinky girl still wants to fight with me.

I was proud of myself, but Miss Chen waved her hand disdainfully, "Please, uncle, put away your thick, fluffy legs! I really don't know why brother Guhang would like a man like you. Oh yes! I know, brother Guhang likes furry things, you see dogs are also covered in fur, hahaha!"

"you……!"

"What are you talking about, smiling so happily?"

"Brother Guhang~" Chen Caimeng flew forward and gave the little beauty a big hug.

Boring, you look like this every time we meet, my little beauty doesn't want to see you, girl, be reserved!

Yang Guhang dragged her down with black lines all over his face, and patted her clothes with his mouth curled. I was so excited to see that scene!You said why Chen Caimeng is so blind to see, I can't tell that people despise you!

"Brother Guhang, I'm hungry, let's go eat."

"You can eat with your classmates..."

"They went to eat xx, I don't want to eat that, so I didn't go with them, they have already left... I am the only one left..."

"Bear thing!" I said disdainfully.

"You...!" Chen Caimeng was concerned about her image as a lady in front of Yang Guhang, she didn't open her mouth to spray me, she gave me a white look, and continued to hold the little beauty's hand and act coquettishly, "Brother Guhang, let's go together... ...The famous night market is nearby, let's go there~"

"This..." The little beauty glanced at me, "Forget it, why don't you ask your classmate to bring you some...?"

"No, no! I'm going to be with Brother Guhang!"

"Come on! You take her with you."

"Le Ji?"

"I allow you to take her with you, so that she won't be annoyed by howling ghosts and wolves here."

"You...!" Chen Caimeng stared at me and was about to scold the street, but suddenly remembered that I helped her now, and immediately changed her attitude, "Yes, yes, since Uncle Le Ji doesn't care about Guhang, why don't you What do you care about?"

Don't get me wrong, I'm not planning to share my little beauty with this little girl, I'm just interested in that night market, but unfortunately I don't know the way... just take a personal navigator~ Anyway, I don't suffer~

……

"Hey! Do you know the way?" This is the third time I have seen this tree, which means that we have turned around three times.I'm really convinced, Chen Caimeng looks very reliable, so I don't know anything!

"It's almost there." Miss Chen, who claimed that she would never go the wrong way, was holding her mobile phone and started GPS navigation to find the way...

"Didn't you say you know the way? You just use GPS to find it? Are you fucking kidding me?" If you know how to know the way, why should I take you? It ruined the two-person world between me and the little beauty for nothing. .

"It's coming soon! You can't hold your breath at such an age!"

"you!……"

"Le Ji." The little beauty took my hand from behind and interlocked my fingers.Looking into the eyes of the little beauty, I calmed down all at once.

"Le Ji, don't worry, we'll be there in a while."

"Well, I'm fine."

"Well, I'll buy you something you want to eat later."

puff!Do you think your Uncle Le Ji is a child?Can you coax me with food?

I smirked and knocked on his head, "You don't know what I want to eat? Of course you are what I want to eat the most..."

The little beauty was taken aback for a moment, then her face flushed, "Tonight..."

"Ahh! Look! Didn't you find it! Look, look! Cough... what are you two doing..." Chen Caimeng finally found the night market and called us excitedly, but turned around and saw a A picture of us interlocking our fingers, you and me...

Chen Caimeng is really a fucking shit stick!

"Brother Guhang...why are you so shy...Uncle Le Ji, did you say something nasty again...?"

"Fart! I don't have one!" The little girl Chen Caimeng is getting more and more arrogant now, and I even found that she seems to have the potential to be a bit of a rotten girl... If she becomes a girl with stars in her eyes every day, clamoring for us Kiss's rotten girl... How will I face this rival in love...

"Certainly..." Miss Chen folded her arms and kicked her feet, looking like a female rascal. I never knew that Miss Chen, who has always been a lady, has such a side. Women are so fickle... "Then who knows...otherwise...why is Brother Guhang's face so red?"

"Because...he is in a hurry to urinate!"

"what?!"

"what?!"

"Frequent urination! He's blushing! He's ashamed! He...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" What nonsense are you talking about!"

I struggled hard to push his hand away, but unfortunately he was much stronger than me, so I was only left with "uuuuuuuuuu..."

"Forget it..." Chen Caimeng held his forehead, "Pretend I never asked..."

……

Chen Caimeng was quite reliable this time. I looked in the direction she pointed at just now. The lights were bright and it was quite lively. I couldn't be wrong this time.

The little beauty pulled me and planned to go there.

"Hey, I said you two..." Chen Caimeng made a movement of shaking goosebumps, and then pointed to the hands we held together, "Then there are so many people, you two should stop showing affection."

"What's the matter with Xiu Enai, I'm willing, right, baby?"

After all, Yang Guhang was relatively thin-skinned. He lowered his head and smiled embarrassedly. He definitely blushed again, but he didn't let go of my hand.

The two of us are really not showing our affection, but we are naturally holding hands together.However, two big men, especially such handsome two men, walking hand in hand on the main road are indeed a bit eye-catching, and my uncle has always been a low-key person, so I still let the little beauty's hand go.

Don't tell me, this night market is really lively, there are so many people, and there are all kinds of snacks and snacks. I also ate my stomach, and the most surprising thing is that the young lady like Chen Caimeng loves it the most. What I ate turned out to be stinky tofu!Hahaha!She ate a total of five different stinky tofu along the way, and they were all the biggest!Hahaha, I am really laughing to death, is this a black spot of hers?

The night market in xx Island is indeed famous. Apart from the Chinese, there are countless foreign friends. There are yellow, black, white, and all kinds of colors. There are also accents from all over the world. Of course, there is only one purpose for me to say these things, and that is... here There are too many fucking people!There are so many that the little beauty and I were separated! oh fuck!I'm a fucking lost child!But it doesn't matter, fortunately, there is something called a mobile phone in this world.I habitually go to the pocket of my trousers... Hey... There is no... Oops!When I first came here, because I was afraid of being stolen, I stuffed all my mobile wallets into the little beauty's backpack! fuck! fuck! fuck!I'm such a fucking dog!Now I'm really alone...Maybe that little girl Chen Caimeng is playing tricks and deliberately abducting Guhang. How will the Lun family go back alone...I don't know road……

The mood of visiting the night market was lost in an instant, and I stood there waiting for a long time but no one came.This place is really too big, and it may be difficult to find it. I think it is better for me to go back to the hotel first, maybe they have already gone back and waited for me...

But...how do I go...

When I came here, I followed Chen Caimeng wandering around, I didn't remember the way, but it must not be far from here, so I will try to walk, I should not be such an idiot...

Running around from memory, it turns out... I'm such an idiot... I don't know what the fuck happened to come to the beach? !

It really deserves to be an island, you can come to the beach by just walking, don't mention it, the scenery here is really good.This piece of sea is not a tourist area, so there are not so many traces of humanity, but the beach is fairly fine, and there are many reefs. Bathed in the moonlight at night, the sea water hits the shore and makes a rumbling sound. It is really a good place.It seems that I accidentally discovered a paradise, so I'll bring the little beauty here tomorrow to have a look.

-_-||Little beauty...

I still seem to be lost now... I don't fucking hurry to find the way back here, so poetic and picturesque!Look at the dark and windy night of this month, it is a good time to kill and set fire. I thought it was beautiful just now? !I must have been kicked in the head by a donkey.

Wrapped the clothes wrapped around her body, turned around and wanted to leave, wait!There seems to be a dark shadow behind the stone!Look at me furtively!Definitely not a good guy!

I won't really be so back!I don't know if that person is robbing money or robbing sex!The point is that I have nothing but an old chrysanthemum, and I have to protect him desperately. I can't let my little beauty down!

Thinking that I am also a man with a height of (quickly) eight feet, what is there to be afraid of?A little bastard, I can't handle him? !

Strengthened my morale, and shouted, "Brothers in the back! Stand up and make friends!"

The black shadow shook, but made no sound.

Heck, he didn't even dare to show his face, how could he still be a robber with this ability?It is estimated that you have to wear stockings on your head!

Cowardly!You, Grandpa Le Ji, I can be afraid of you! ?joke!

"Brother! Why are you hiding there? The sneakiness makes people laugh!"

The black shadow moved again, and finally walked out from behind the stone.Facing the moonlight, I first saw his legs, wearing suit pants and shiny leather shoes.Are the current thieves dressed so high-end? !As he slowly walked out, I tensed up.What if he had a weapon?I have nothing with my bare hands.I slowly squatted down, trying to pick up a stone on the ground as a weapon, but unfortunately, this is a fucking beach!Where did the stone come from? !

The man finally came out from the backlight, and I could see his face clearly.Fuck!Level [-] alert!This is definitely more terrifying than robbing money and sex!

"Zhou, Zhou Yaojing?!"

The author has something to say: Is it because I love to complain too much so I lost my favorite... 〒_〒