Uncle's Courtship Battle

"Okay, no problem." Hmph, Zhou Yaojing, you bastard who doesn't open your eyes, you dare to provoke me, grandpa. Damn it, I'm not afraid of you this time, and I'll tear your mouth apart if you dare to speak out!

I'm the prince's man~⊙▽⊙

I carried the love breakfast from the little beauty, bouncing and happily going to work.

Sitting at the desk, I opened the paper bag, which contained a bacon burger and a cup of coffee. When I took out these plus the bottom napkin, I found that there were several heart-shaped chocolates hidden under the napkin. It's a soft pink.

It is impossible for any store to have chocolate in the breakfast set. Needless to say, this must have been stuffed in by the little beauty.

Taking a closer look, there seemed to be something written on the napkin I just took out.

I unfolded it and saw a pair of delicate and beautiful fonts, "Eat them when you get it", what a caring little baby.

Unexpectedly, the little beauty not only has a distinctive face, but also writes well, as if she is a real person.

In today's digital age, people communicate mostly through electronic products, so that I was a little unfamiliar when I saw the beautiful and powerful pen lowercase just now, and I didn't even realize at first that it was Yang Guhang's handwriting.

Speaking of it, Yang Guhang's behavior in these aspects seems to have been stuck in his student days.Bring delicious food to the person you like, and a small note of love. Nowadays, especially for people of my age, these things are far more touching than material gifts, so that I see this line The small print will cry, and then let it do its job, make a piece of toilet paper, use it to wipe your nose and so on...

It would be great if I was born a few years later or Yang Guhang was born a few years earlier, and we could meet on campus. He is a boy in a white shirt, and I am... a boy in a white shirt... I don’t know how romantic it would be .

Our current relationship always feels less pure... especially our beginning... can it be called a date, a gun...?

Well, although I am a rambunctious uncle, I still remember my youth once in a while.

I leaned comfortably on the seat and started to enjoy my loving breakfast, and I put my legs on the table arrogantly, so what? !Anyway, I'm the only one here, so how come I feel comfortable!

Just opened his mouth wide to start eating, but was interrupted by a knock on the door.

At this hour, I can guess who is coming with my ass.

"Hi honey, I seem to have interrupted your breakfast."

Sure enough, it was the annoying Zhou Yaojing, and I lost my appetite in an instant. Thinking of having to fight with this guy next time, I felt uncomfortable all over, and my intestines were about to be knotted.

"..."

Get lost if you know it!

"Is your little friend sending you here today?"

"Yeah." What's the matter, the dog's eyes were blinded by the strong brilliance of the prince, you know who you provoked, did you see that horse, it's something you and other bastards can touch .

"I didn't expect that." Zhou Yaojing chuckled, "He really cares about you."

"That's natural. We have a very good relationship."

"Pfft."

That bastard Zhou Yaojing actually laughed out loud, I don't understand, what's so ridiculous about it, what's the matter with our relationship getting in the way of you, you idiot!

He glanced at the breakfast table that I had set aside, picked up the paper bag and shook it, "I don't even see it, he gave you this for breakfast?"

"It's not very good." Although I also think that a burger may not satisfy my appetite at all...

"It's still early, why don't we go out and eat something else?"

Zhou Yaojing blinked at me, scaring me to the bone. You said that I have never seen this kind of person. He has such a good skin, but how can people be so scared when he looks at him? I feel like I am in front of me. .

I shivered, "Young master Zhou, it's still early for you, but I'm different. I work with a salary. How dare I be lazy. If I'm lazy, the boss will be fired."

"Aren't I your boss? I can give you a vacation."

……

What he said made sense, but I was powerless to refute it.

……

"Let's go." Zhou Yaojing was about to hold my hand when he came up, and I threw it away in fright.

Zhou Yaojing looked at his hand that was thrown away and then at me, "What do you mean?"

"Then what... I..." I'm not fucking willing to go out with you, you're blind, you can't see what's going on.

Zhou Yaojing slowly leaned towards me, clinging to my back, I leaned forward to keep a distance from him, but he stuck up again, "You seem to be very afraid of me?"

yes! ! !Your fucking eyes are finally opened, you can see that I am afraid of you, are you satisfied, can you be a bastard quickly?

"Heh..." Zhou Yaojing laughed lightly, and touched my ear with one hand unceremoniously, "What's so scary about me...you're so scared that you don't even dare to look at me..."

"You are so handsome that I dare not look directly at you." Please... let me go... I am really going to have a nervous breakdown by you.

"Hahaha." Zhou Yaojing was amused by me.

idiot!You're so happy just to praise you, I'm really ignorant!

"Okay." Zhou Yaojing seemed to be in a better mood because of my words, and he didn't look so gloomy anymore. He stretched out his hand again. I thought he was going to grab my hand again, so I quickly hid it behind my back. Who would have thought that he would come directly to hug my shoulders this time, "Let's go, I'm hungry too, just treat me as you to accompany me, since I'm your boss, then your job today is to accompany me to eat well."

Hurry up and take your dog's paw away! ! ! !

"Let's go." Zhou Yaojing saw that I didn't speak (in fact, my heart was speechless for a while because of thousands of grass mud horses galloping), so he accepted my acquiescence, put his arms around my shoulders and took it out.

I didn't react for a while, so I was led out of the office by him.It wasn't until I got out that I realized something was wrong.Everyone seems to be looking at me?Am I handsome again?

and many more!

Grass mud horse!Your dog's paw is still on my shoulder!I said, it’s fine for the little girl to look at me, after all, I have a handsome face, what’s the matter with all the big men in the company staring at me, they all became gay overnight?

I turned sideways and said in a bad breath, "Take your hand off."

Zhou Yaojing was grinning, at least he took his hand down wisely, really, what does this look like, I'm a family man, don't touch me anymore!Otherwise, our prince will be rude to you!

"Look." Zhou Yaojing bumped me with his shoulder and pointed behind me.

"What are you looking at?" Looking at the surprised faces of other colleagues?I'm not interested in watching it. Besides, isn't it all thanks to you?

"They all seem to think we're a couple."

Let your mother fart!I don't like a sinister pervert like you!Besides, do you really think the whole world is gay?It's not a big deal for two big men to put their arms around their shoulders together, maybe people don't think so at all.

Turns out I was thinking less...

Just as I was about to scoff at his speculation, I heard the two little girls next to me muttering in a low voice, "Uncle Le Ji is really lucky to be liked by Mr. Zhou. I really hope that person can be me." It's a dream, Mr. Zhou likes men, you go for a transformation operation first." "No, you go and go...hahaha..."

……

I didn't expect that everyone really missed me that much. It's all Zhou Yaojing, a bastard who spread some disgusting remarks in the company. Damn it, I really can't stay here any longer!

I turned around abruptly and walked towards the office. Damn it, it's a shame, I really don't want to go out to eat with this bastard, I'll spit it out after eating!

"Le Ji, where are you going?"

I didn't want to pay attention to Zhou Yaojing who was following me at all, but this bastard kept yelling, causing everyone's eyes to look at me, which made me extremely embarrassed.

"You're enough!" I turned around so violently that Zhou Yaojing, who had been chasing after me, almost bumped into my nose, "It's not like you don't know that I already have..." Looking around, there are spectators Man, I still lowered my voice, "It's not that you don't know, I already have a lover, I really can't accept your kindness, please stop it!"

"But..." Zhou Yaojing was about to say something when the elevator door opened with a "ding dong", and someone walked out of it.

"Le Ji?"

When I looked back, it turned out to be a little beauty. It really surprised me that he appeared here, and it made me feel better instantly.

"Hey, baby, why are you here~" I deliberately called him in a sweet voice, how about Zhou Yaojing, I just want to piss you off!

"Your phone dropped on my car, I'll bring it over for you."

I took the mobile phone handed over by the little beauty, feeling infinitely turbulent. I stuffed the phone in my pocket, held the little beauty's hand in my palm, and stroked it over and over again, "Tell me about you, you still run in such a cold day." What are you doing here, it’s freezing, look, your little nose is red from the cold.”

Yang Guhang didn't understand my sudden enthusiasm, so he withdrew his hand embarrassedly, "No...it's not that cold..."

I was kissing me and me with the little beauty, but out of the corner of my eye, I saw that bastard Zhou Yaojing leaning towards me again. What an annoying fly, I can't get rid of it!

Forget it, I'll let you meet my little baby, I hope you don't blind your dog's eyes.

I turned sideways, and Yang Guhang also noticed someone behind me, and curiously straightened his neck to look behind me.

"Hi, Gu Hang, long time no see, do you remember me?"

The author has something to say: I will update the story of Yang Guhang and Zhou Yaojing next time.Extra story.

By the way, no one has answered my ancient and modern questions at all~ Next time I want to open an ancient article~ (Don’t think about other things before this article is finished!)

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