Uncle's Courtship Battle

"You broke the chopsticks when you were looking at your phone just now! What happened to you, Le Ji!"

ha?I broke it myself? !Why didn't I know that I was born with such strange power...

Yang Guhang snatched the phone from me and checked the contents.

I watched his worried face slowly turn into a frown, and then... I was a little worried that he would squeeze my phone and explode...

"Who is 'Do not answer when it is dangerous'?" The little beauty's voice was low, and she pinched the phone so hard that the veins on her wrists stood out.

I'm kind of scared... I've never seen him like this before.

In the past, the feeling he gave me always made me feel that he was a child, dependent and coquettish, but I forgot that he is also growing up slowly, he is about to graduate soon, he is no longer a student, he gradually wants to Get in touch with this society and become a real man.

"It's the son of our boss that I told you about before..." I've already confessed that he was the one who harassed me, and I didn't do anything to offend the little beauty.

"You said he was after you."

When the little beauty spoke, her Adam's apple moved, she became more and more masculine, and her facial features seemed to be more angular. I haven't looked at him so carefully for a long time. Looking at him now, it is indeed a little different from when I first met him. up.

Ok... I admit my focus was wrong...

"That's right, he just said it today. As soon as he said that, I'll report it to you immediately."

"He's really disgusting!"

With a bang, the plates and chopsticks on the table shook, and it turned out that the little beauty had punched the table.

Wow... the little beauty is so manly... I don't know if the little hand hurts...

"This bastard!" Yang Guhang gritted his teeth, "This is not a pursuit, it's just, it's just dating @炮! What does he think of me?! Doing whatever he wants, does he really think I'm a kid?!"

"Don't be so angry..." I grabbed the little beauty's tightly clenched fist, stretched it out for him, and rubbed it gently, "Didn't you be happy when I said just now that he pursued me? What's the fire..."

"Pursuit is pursuit, this is not at all! He asked you to go to his house at night in such a grand manner, he didn't take me seriously at all, and even said that I was a child. Is it because I am young that I am not worthy of having you?"

Hey, my little heart, it turns out that having a rival in love is a very good thing, at least you can see how much the little beauty cares about me, and by the way, you can avenge your "fiancée".

The little beauty's ownership of me has been seriously challenged, and the man's self-esteem has also been greatly insulted.I can understand his emotional changes, I am also a man, although I am on the next side...

It is tolerable for other suitors to appear, because it also proves your lover's excellence in another aspect, but Zhou Yaojing is obviously not an aboveboard suitor.He sent this kind of courtship text message, no matter to me or Yang Guhang, it is a great insult, especially to the little beauty, which man can stand his lover being molested by a hooligan?

I hated Zhou Yaojing very much at first, and thought it was extremely eerie, but now I have confirmed my guess, he is a villain.I bah!There is really nowhere that can compare to my little beauty, I don't want such a bum.

"Of course you deserve it!" I patted Yang Guhang on the shoulder, "I like you so much, I won't be careless, your uncle and I are not playful!" I'm bothered...

"Le Ji, do you also think that I am young, like a child? Do you also think that I am naive?"

"It's nothing." Uncle, I like your young tone (☆_☆).

"I know I'm really immature sometimes..." The little beauty lowered her head and curled up her fingers. Only then did I notice that his hands are also extraordinarily beautiful, white and long, well... no matter how much I'm doing Serious and heavy topics, I can always successfully divert my attention to admiring the little beauties...

Yang Guhang grabbed the button of his shirt with one hand, pursed his mouth, and seemed a little uneasy, "I know that sometimes I think naively, but I will gradually mature, and I want to become a real man, because I You must be protected."

After tears welled up in my eyes, I realized the words that could be used to make fun of the little beauty.

"Hey! I said..." I bumped Yang Guhang with my shoulder, "What do you mean you want to become a real man? Could it be... you are not a real man?"

The little beauty froze for a moment, her face was a little red, but she was not as shy as before. She smiled, leaned close to my ear, and asked me in a low voice, "Aren't you the clearest if I am a real man?"

Now it's my turn to be overwhelmed, this little rascal, dare to tease your Uncle Le Ji like this.

"Fuck you!" I pushed him, "I don't know who I learned from, so I'll be full of nonsense. How do I know if you're a real man?"

The little beauty got closer to me, and wrapped her arms around my waist, "Since you don't know, try it tonight."

This brat was so shy and shy in the past, he couldn’t even speak nasty words, but now he’s just a little rascal, he’s better than me in telling jokes, and I don’t know who got it wrong, anyway, it’s not me...

I'm too lazy to argue with him on this issue, anyway, I agree with his proposal to try it at night, of course, it would be even better if I could let him try it.

I took back the mobile phone that was on the table, and gritted my teeth to delete this disgusting short message. This bum, if he dares to provoke me again in the future, I will definitely not give him a good face.

The little beauty watched me clean up the short messages, and remembered his humiliation as a man, and she was filled with righteous indignation, "He will definitely harass you in the future! What if he harass you again?"

"It's okay, I just ignore him."

"Then you are also on the same building, you can't see you when you look up, how unsafe..."

"Pfft!" I laughed out loud, "What's so unsafe? Are you afraid that I'll cheat?"

"That's not... I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid he will rape you!"

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"No way...in broad daylight...he's not so bold..." The little beauty's worries are so...exciting...

"That's not okay! Just thinking about you being peeped by him countless times every day makes me uncomfortable! Maybe he has already raped you countless times in his mind!"

"That can't be helped." I threw a salted broad bean into my mouth, "What else can I do? I can't quit my job, right? It's not easy to find a job now."

After hearing what I said, the little beauty lowered her head and muttered something, but I didn't catch it clearly.

"What did you say?" You spoke so softly, no one could hear you.

"I said... I can come to support you... Anyway, I'm going to graduate soon, and I'm going to work soon. If that's the case, it doesn't matter if I quit my job."

You little baby, I love you so much.

Although I have never had the idea of ​​being raised by a little beauty (besides, I think it is more suitable for me to raise a little beauty in terms of age, income, and aura), but the little beauty can say this. I'm very happy, you know that feeling, it's a feeling of being relied on.

I have had so many partners before, but I have never felt this way with anyone. This has nothing to do with the other party's financial conditions, but all comes from the other party's behavior.

However, as a middle-aged, successful and handsome uncle, I absolutely cannot accept being taken care of by a handsome guy who is ten years younger than me!

"Honey, I need to be financially independent."

"I can give you pocket money!" The little beauty thought for a while and said, "I'll give you all my salary!"

"That's not what you mean..." I waved my hand, "You said I'm already in my thirties and I'm in my forties, and I'm still being raised by a child. Others are not kidding me..."

Yang Guhang saw that Bao-yang was hopeless, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "No one would laugh at you... Also, you called me a child again..."

"Sau Rui, you made a slip of the tongue!" I reached out to touch the little beauty's head to comfort him, and later felt that this behavior was indeed treating a child, so I quickly withdrew my hand and pushed a plate of cabbage sum in oyster sauce in front of him, " Eat vegetables, eat vegetables!"

The little beauty ate two mouthfuls with little interest, and asked me as if remembering something, "By the way, what's the name of that 'Don't Take Danger'?"

The author has something to say: I am really sleepy recently, no matter how much I sleep or how little I sleep, I am sleepy, it must be because of the coming of spring⊙﹏⊙