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Love is a withered promise: Are you there?

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Love is a withered promise: I suspect my wife is stealing someone outside!

Zhang Jiu: "..."

The summer sun is very venomous, coming in from the window, because old man Duanmu is a newly dead ghost, so he is still a little afraid of the sun, sitting on the Eight Immortals chair in the corner, shaking a big cattail fan in his hand, cooling himself off, while Zhang Jiu likes this kind of sunlight the most, because it is warm.

At first glance, old man Duanmu was the kind of person who had a very high personality in his life, and even after his death, he was stable and well-planned.

San Fen silently thought, if he was old man Duanmu and entrusted the fate of being a ghost for the rest of his life to an adult, he would definitely be worried, and could not help admiring the old man's calmness.

San Fen put a cup of herbal tea in front of the old man, then put a cup of warm milk with two pieces of sugar in front of Er Mao, and a cup of... Coke in front of Bai Bai.

That's right, Bai Bai with a paralyzed face likes to drink cola, not just cola, he likes carbonated drinks that are carbonated, such as Coke, Sprite, Fanta, Jianlibao, as long as it is carbonated drinks, he has tried almost any flavor, Zhang Jiu felt that the life of a hundred ghosts was not only in a daze, but also to try various carbonated drinks.

San Fen put another pot of tea in front of Zhang Jiu. The small purple sand teapot was paired with a five-bat teacup. It looked antique. Zhang Jiu felt that to be a celestial master with style, he should drink this.

Just as Zhang Jiu took a sip of the warm fragrant tea, he heard the beeping of QQ "Di Didi". Before Zhang Jiu could swallow the tea in his mouth, he spit it all out in one gulp.

Sanfen glanced at the computer with a smile and said, "Congratulations, your business project has expanded again."

Zhang Jiu: "..."

Love is a withered promise: is there? ~! ! ! !

Love is a withered promise: I'm in a hurry! ! !

Zhang Jiuxin said, go to the bathroom if you are in a hurry, I didn't stop you!

Love is a withered promise: My wife is cheating! !

Love is a withered promise: Oh no, I suspect my wife is cheating! !She steals men behind my back. Love is a withered promise: you know what!My wife came back very late these days: She said she had to work overtime and didn’t get home until eight or nine o’clock every day.

Love is a withered promise: It's been a week!

Love is a withered promise: the seven-year itch has not yet arrived, and the shelf life of love is really too bad!

Love is a withered promise: Are you in love?

Zhang Jiu was at a loss for words. He was suddenly overwhelmed by this literary name, and couldn't even say a word. Zhang Jiu silently glanced at his signboard. It was definitely "Zhang Tianshi Ghost Catch Office", not "Sister Zhang's Studio", or "Tianshi Zhang's Detective Agency"...

Zhang Tianshi: Uh...no

Love is a withered promise: that's right! !

Love is a withered promise: Let me tell you, women are not good, they will betray you, once you have a beer belly, bald head, stinky feet, body odor, mouth spitting when you sleep, spittle when you eat, and spoilers when you watch TV. Will despise you!

Zhang Jiu spouted out again with a "poof--", thinking that this is not the woman's fault, okay, men will also dislike you, especially spoilers, absolutely unbearable.

Zhang Tianshi: That is to say, you have a beer belly, bald head, bald head, stinky feet, body odor, sleep, eat, spit, watch TV, and like spoilers?

Love is a withered promise: no!Absolutely not!

Zhang Jiu felt that it was time to get down to business, he was not a bosom sister.

Zhang Tianshi: I'm sorry for the guest, I'm here as a ghost catcher office, regardless of cheating within marriage.

Love is a withered promise: we are not married yet, who said we cheated in marriage?

Zhang Tianshi: ...

I want to die...

Love is a withered promise: I want to ask a private detective to help me investigate her and take pictures of the evidence of her cheating!

Zhang Tianshi: I'm sorry, guest, I'm really not a private detective. I'm here for a ghost catching office. I'm catching ghosts, not catching rape...

Love is a withered promise: I want it as soon as possible. Tonight she is going on a date with her adulterer again. I have seen the location in her mobile phone text message, but I am not suitable to show up. I will be found out. That would be a failure!

Zhang Tianshi: ...

That literary name didn’t even look at Zhang Jiu’s reply, and he typed extremely fast, and several “da da da” were sent. Zhang Jiu was already going crazy, so he thought he should block it!

Just when Zhang Jiu was about to block the other party, the other party used his trump card!

Love is a withered promise: how about five thousand?If you take a powerful photo, add another [-]!

Tianshi Zhang: Thank you for coming!Although I'm not an adulterer here, catching ghosts and catching adulterers are actually the same thing. Don't worry, my guest, as long as your wife really has an adulterer, I will definitely photograph it!

Love is a withered promise: Very good, Zhang Tianshi, I am optimistic about you, I will send you the address and time, and a photo of my wife, remember to take it back, how can I call you for the deposit, Alipay?

Love is a withered promise: By the way, do you support Huabei?

Zhang Tianshi: ...

Zhang Tianshi: Sorry, our firm does not support Huabei...

Love is a withered promise: Huabei doesn't even support it?I suggest you support Huabei!

Zhang Jiu rolled his eyes speechlessly, and called Alipay's number, but the money really came. He thought he had encountered a psychopath, but in the end, the neuropathy was taken advantage of.

At this time, Ermao came over and said, "Wow! My lord earned 5000 yuan today, let's go out for dinner tonight! I want to eat veal steak~"

Zhang Jiu pinched the cheeks of Ermao, it felt really good, soft and bouncy, a bit like the glutinous rice ball ice cream he had eaten before.

Zhang Jiu thought for a while, glanced at the address, and said, "Okay, I'll take you out to eat tonight, veal steak!"

Ermao was the first to cheer.

The old man Duanmu who was sitting on the side said: "Will you go out tonight and send me back?"

Zhang Jiu waved his hand and said: "Old man, today is the first day of the new year. The first day of the new year has the most yang energy. 'The new moon is invisible on the first day of the new year, because you are trapped in the sun and the earth'. There is not even a moon. Your grandson is so full of yang energy. Today It will definitely not be sent back at night."

Mr. Duanmu said: "There is another saying."

Zhang Jiu counted with his hands and said, "Old man, you passed away three days ago, that is to say, there are still four days left. It's better to wait. Anyway, you must not try your luck on the first day of junior high school. You are a newly dead ghost now." , Yin Qi itself is weak, if it is really hit by Yang Qi, it will be miserable."

Mr. Duanmu said: "Then I will go with you too."

Zhang Jiu thought about it, and it was okay, anyway, ordinary people couldn't see ghosts, even if he went out with a basket of ghosts, no one could see them.

Everyone set off at night, and Er Mao was so happy that he jumped straight out of the window.

Grandpa Duanmu looked out of the window in fright and said, "Will the little guy not fall if he jumps like this?"

As he said that, he saw Ermao who jumped from the upstairs, "cracked" and fell to the ground, as if it was made of ceramics, it was torn apart, the cute little head, the little arms and legs were all scattered on the ground, warped The upturned little buttocks were still lying on the ground.

Old man Duanmu let out a "ho -" sound, because he was old after all, and he almost died again when he leaned over.

Zhang Jiu patted the old man on the shoulder without any surprise, and said, "It's okay, he will assemble it by himself, get up quickly, let's go out."

When the old man got up, he saw that Ermao downstairs was already "assembling" himself, and the last arm was left unattached. He pinched the left arm with his right hand, inserted it with a "click", and the assembly was completed!

The old man suddenly felt that he had lived for nearly 90 years, but he still had a lot to learn. Sure enough, there is no limit to ghosts, and there is no end to learning...

Zhang Jiu took the old man down the stairs and taught the old man how to float. The old man said that it was much better than walking on two legs, at least the joints didn't hurt.

When they went downstairs, Baibai had already come down, and Sanfen also came down, picked Ermao up from the ground, let Ermao sit on his arm, and helplessly dusted Ermao with dirt.

With a pampering sigh, Er Mao twisted Ermao's reversed arm back twice, "click! click!"

Mr. Duanmu: "..."

Zhang Jiu headed forward and took them to the destination, a very high-end western restaurant. Zhang Jiu was more used to Chinese classical culture and didn't like western food. Especially too expensive.

One person, four ghosts walked in, and the welcoming lady came up with a smile and said, "Hi sir, is there one?"

Zhang Jiu said naturally: "No, five."

The welcoming lady said, "Aren't the other four here yet?"

Zhang Jiu: "..."

Zhang Jiu patted himself on the head and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, it's one."

Miss Welcome: "..."

The welcome lady led him in, the double seat by the window, the large floor-to-ceiling glass, looked particularly high-end, and the swing seat with vines, the kind suitable for couples to date.

Zhang Jiu sat on it, feeling unsteady...

He opened the menu and looked at it. The price was very expensive, but he just made [-], so it's okay to be extravagant.

Zhang Jiu gritted his teeth and prepared to order, while Er Mao looked at Zhang Jiu's menu with bright eyes.

Zhang Jiu whispered, "Don't eat too much, it's too expensive."

Ermao was quite aggrieved, pointing to the menu with a little finger like a white lotus root, and said, "I want to eat this, this, and other than these two!"

Zhang Jiu: "..."

After ordering, the waiter went down quickly. Zhang Jiu looked around to see if the target appeared, but he couldn't find the target. He suddenly saw a familiar figure!

The man was tall and tall, wearing a black suit. There were quite a few people in the restaurant, and they were all fancy-dressed couples. Although that man was dressed in black and not eye-catching, he had an aura that stood out from the crowd when he mixed in with the crowd.

Zhang Jiu opened his eyes wide, shrunk his neck subconsciously, and whispered, "Old man...is that your grandson?"

Grandpa Duanmu was very happy to see his grandson again, and said, "Yes, yes!"

Because the first meeting was not very pleasant, so Zhang Jiu shrunk his neck as much as possible to reduce the sense of presence, and whispered: "Master, please try to stay away from him, the yang energy is too strong, and today is the first day of the new year, the yang energy is even stronger .”

Grandpa Duanmu felt a little regretful, and stared at his grandson reluctantly, but he was a ghost, no matter how much he stared at others, he would not be discovered.

Seeing the reluctance in the old man's eyes, Zhang Jiu thought to forget it, anyway, Duanmu Jinyang can't see it anyway, the old man can take a few more glances at his grandson if he hurts his grandson, he will never see his grandson again after entering the hidden underworld.

But Duanmu Jinyang over there suddenly turned his head. I don't know if it was because the old man's eyes were too "enthusiastic".

Zhang Jiu immediately raised his dinner plate and covered his face with a veiled ear. Duanmu Jinyang's gaze just passed by with a swipe, and he didn't linger on Zhang Jiu, let alone his grandfather.

Zhang Jiu patted his chest and sighed, "It's so dangerous..."

At this time, sitting at the table with Duanmu Jinyang, Bai Fumei, who was dressed very noblely, suddenly stood up, with an angry face, patted the table and said: "Duanmu Jinyang, am I your girlfriend? You are too careless I'm serious!"

Zhang Jiu's ears immediately perked up, as if there was gossip!

Someone was playing the violin in the restaurant, and the environment was very elegant. Suddenly there was a woman's scream, and everyone looked at Duanmu Jinyang and Bai Fumei.

Duanmu Jinyang didn't show any embarrassment at all, he sat steadily, leaning against the back of the chair with his body stretched, showing a calm and majestic aura, he folded his arms around his chest.

The attitude is very cold, even colder than Baibai's facial paralysis, and he said: "Miss Yan, I promised to try it out with you last Friday. Today is Monday. It has been more than three days and eight hours, but Miss Yan will see you on Saturday night. The ex-boyfriend was also in this restaurant, right?"

The expression on Bai Fumei's face was very exciting, her tone softened, and she said: "Jin Yang, listen to me, it's not like this, he is pestering me, I just want to make things clear to him."

A smile suddenly appeared on Duanmu Jinyang's indifferent face, but the smile was a little mocking, and he said: "Miss Yan and her ex-boyfriend had dinner again on Sunday night, and they spent a good night together in the hotel next door. Is it because he is pestering you? Shall I call the police for you, Miss Yan?"

Bai Fumei's face was even more exciting, her hands were trembling, she suddenly grabbed the wine glass on the table, and a glass of wine was splashed out.

Zhang Jiugang wanted to watch the excitement, but found that Mr. Duanmu was not in a hurry at all.Sure enough, Duanmu Jinyang didn't make a fool of himself. He did the same thing as Zhang Jiu. He suddenly picked up the plate on the table and blocked it instantly, but the feeling of that movement was completely different from Zhang Jiu's. In the meantime, all the spilled wine stains were blocked by the dinner plate, not a drop of it splashed on the body!

Duanmu Jinyang Shi Shiran put down the dinner plate, pinched the goblet with his slender fingers, gently swirled the red wine in the glass, and took a sip from his lips...

Zhang Jiu: "..." It's too sullen...

Bai Fumei didn't get hit. Seeing the spectators around her, she hurriedly walked out of the restaurant. When she passed by Zhang Jiu, she knocked Zhang Jiu's swing seat to the side with a bang.

With a loud noise, Zhang Jiu fell to the ground immediately, and his glasses fell off!

Ermao sat beside him, with french fries stuffed in his mouth, and with his eyes wide open, he said, "My lord, are you okay?"

Zhang Jiu's glasses were hanging on his ears, and Bai Fumei ran away after bumping into someone, without even apologizing, Zhang Jiu got up from the ground while touching his glasses, and said, "It's not good at all, you should give me a hand." !"

Ermao suddenly said at this moment: "My lord, has that big brother come over?"

Zhang Jiu said, "What big brother?"

Bai Bai raised his chin, motioning him to look back.

Three points said: "My lord, Duanmu Jinyang is here, his name is right."

Zhang Jiu raised his head, and saw a tall figure standing in front of him, Duanmu Jinyang stretched out his hand to help him up.

Zhang Jiu was really embarrassed. The first time we met, he was considered a liar, and the second time we met, his glasses were broken. Zhang Jiu just hoped that the other party would forget things more and don't remember who he is.

Duanmu Jinyang came over, and after helping him up, he suddenly reached out to touch his cheek. Zhang Jiu was stunned on the spot. He wouldn't say that he was stunned by the other party's appearance and the yang energy on his body.

As a result, Duanmu Jinyang's slender hand paused on his cheek, and pinched out a small piece of glass, which was a shard of glasses.

Zhang Jiu suddenly became even more embarrassed. For some reason, when he was touched by Duanmu Jinyang's finger, he felt an electric shock. To put it simply and crudely, he was so happy.

Sunshine is so beautiful!

Duanmu Jinyang looked at him in a daze with broken glasses on his head, and suddenly laughed, a smile slipped on his indifferent face, not mocking, but with a hint of banter, and said, "Master Zhang? What a coincidence."