[Comprehensive film and television] The formula of perfume

【Jean Grenouille】

If you don't go to the ball, you won't meet Jane Austen, Adele won't leave her cloak with her, she won't come to deliver it in the morning, and she won't fall into the basement and discover Lester's secret.

It was all a coincidence, and now... things suddenly developed to an unbelievable level.

Eric was the closest to Jane Austen. When Lester finished saying "curiosity killed the cat", Eric suddenly clamped her hand tightly, covered her mouth with the other hand, and forced her Drag up the stairs and head to his studio, the only soundproof room on the second floor.

"Lester, Jane doesn't know anything! She grew up in the country, she never saw those things, she doesn't know anything!" Professor Van Helsing trotted up the stairs panting behind us, but was caught by Les Te stretched out his hand to block the stairs, and issued a warning lightly: "Professor, we are just confirming some things, and you will hinder us if you go in."

"Hmmmm..." I saw Jane's eyes widen in horror, she grabbed Eric's hand covering her mouth, showed her white teeth, and bit down hard.

"Hmm." Eric let out a low and short hum, it was really hard for him to hold back, I could already smell the bloody smell from my hands.I can smell it, so Lester... I took a look at the guy walking ahead of me and saw him pinching his nose in pain and biting his hand.

Can he really hold back?Do I need to knock him out?It would be just right to apply force from my current angle.

"Little girl with a sharp tongue." Eric clamped her jaw, wiped away the blood, put on gloves, and threw her into the studio without mercy, followed by Lester.

"These two guys usually quarrel like they have a sworn hatred, but at the critical moment, they actually turned into a tacitly coordinated murderer combination... Bah bah, what am I talking about," Adele patted her mouth twice and sighed Walked in angrily, and complained, "Eric, Lester, your methods are so radical, not only Jane, I was also frightened."

ah? !Judging from Adele's tone, didn't she intend to kill her to silence her?

Am I wrong?So no prep tools needed?Don't need to prepare the venue?

So... I grabbed Professor Van Helsing by the collar: "Shall he go in too?"

"Listen, don't talk." Lester crossed his legs and gave a light answer.

Well, that's it.But it's such a bad feeling, when will I even take orders from this stinky guy?

Professor Van Helsing's lips were trembling: "Lester, you must promise not to hurt Jane, she was John's favorite little niece, if, if..."

"Be quiet, professor," Adele put her hand on his shoulder to comfort him, and whispered to him, "I promise she will be fine, because ￥%&%..."

I can't even hear the low voice, why do you have to get so close?Even if Van Helsing is an old man, it's just a word, and I can do it for her without her and Van Helsing whispering.

I do not like.

"Adele." I called her, took her hand and pulled her over, hugging her from behind.She said she could do it in her spare time, and I remember that well.

She glanced at me quickly, her face seemed to be a little red, and she muttered in a low voice: "You remember this posture most firmly, really..."

?Shouldn't it be kept in mind?

"Lester, Eric, Adele, and Grenouille, will you kill me? Huh?" Miss Austin stood on the little clean space left in the studio and called us one by one.Eric's blood was still around her mouth.But she has calmed down, her jaw is raised slightly, her fists are clenched, and I think she is like an angry heifer, ready to rush up and attack at any time.

Lester had caused another big problem, and sure enough, leaving him a letter at the King Street apartment had been a huge mistake.

"That depends on your performance, Jane Austen," Lester sat on the sofa and smiled, "Now, tell me what you think of me."

Miss Austin looked around at all of us, straightened her back, and began to pace the room slowly, trying to keep her composure.

"You are afraid of the sun." She pointed to Lester.

"And cold - though you say it's because you're not used to the cold Hampshire nights."

"At the same time, at the dance yesterday, I didn't see you eat or drink a sip of wine."

"You sleep in a cold coffin."

"Your eyes will still glow in the dark."

Leicester snapped his fingers and praised: "Wonderful! All five points!"

"Now tell me your answer, Miss Austen, what do you think I am?"

【Adele】

"vampire."

"No!"—I heard Professor Van Helsing mutter in chagrin when she said the word "vampire."

The well-informed Professor Van Helsing can draw this conclusion through observation, which is very normal, but according to Van Helsing's introduction, Jane Austen is just a girl who grew up in the countryside. The living environment doomed her narrow vision.

But she guessed right.

Bold, careful, intuitive, rich in imagination, and dare to put it into practice.

She is excellent.

"Then what are you going to do with me, Miss Austin?" Lester looked at her with interest, not missing the slightest change in her face.

Damn bad taste!Like the last time I met Van Helsing, Lester was almost obsessed with the frightening game of "Reveal of the Identity of the Vampire"—he admired the changes in the expressions of everyone who knew him after learning his true identity, and The process of intimidation is never tired.

It's just that this time he actually got Eric's cooperation, which is incredible.

"Now it's what you guys want to do with me, right?" After the initial panic, Jane's calmness and composure exceeded my expectations. Of course, she was short of breath and still nervous, but at least she did a good job on the surface. .

Lester smiled lowly, then raised his head suddenly, showing sharp fangs, coldly threatening: "We are going to kill you! Drain your blood and throw your corpse into the wilderness! Let crows and vultures bite your body and eat you Only skeletons are left!"

"puff."

Someone behind Lester couldn't help but laugh out loud, with a strong sense of ridicule.

The first one to dismantle him was indeed Eric.

I admit that I also want to laugh. In fact, Lester's actions like this are very vampire-style, ferocious but mysterious, bloodthirsty but elegant.It’s just that we haven’t seen him kill and suck blood for too long, but we are more used to his daily chattering and boring and malicious outbursts at any time.Over time, when we see Lester's true face again, we suddenly feel that this is not Lester himself at all.

——It's just another joke of his.

However, Lester's intimidation did have an effect on Jane who didn't know him. Unfortunately, before Jane's face turned pale and her legs became weak, Eric's laughter ruined the good atmosphere of the horror movie.

Immediately afterwards, Professor Van Helsing and I also laughed, and Jean looked at me blankly, probably not knowing why we were laughing.

Lester was furious, jumped up and turned around to pinch Eric's neck: "Oh! No! Freaky face! Damn it, it's you again! I swear I'll kill you sooner or later!"

Jane was just as dazed as Jean - she didn't know what was going on, why all of a sudden there was a fight between the two over there, and then everyone else was laughing, and she didn't even know what we were laughing at.

I cleared my throat, it was time for me to step out and clean things up.

"Lester is a vegetarian, and he hasn't eaten human blood for a long time." I walked over to hold her hand, and looked at her with very sincere eyes, "Jane, you feel my warmth, Right? I live well, everyone lives well, and Lester won't hurt anyone."

"After studying your uncle's notes, we will leave here soon and never come back, so you don't have to worry about what he will do here."

"And I have only one request, Jane, please keep Lester's identity a secret until we leave."

Jane's hands were cold, and her temperature was comparable to Lester's. She leaned against the corner of the wall, regardless of the image of a lady, and was shocked by my words, and she was dumbfounded: "It's...it's really a vampire... ...I'm just guessing...as described in those legendary novels...I'm just guessing..."

"Adele, you can't rely on this young lady's ability to keep secrets. The best way is for us to take those notes immediately and leave Steventon today, immediately, right now." During the busy schedule of fighting with Lester , Eric actually has time to take a break to care about the progress of the negotiations here.

"But your organ is only half done, and the script is still unfinished, isn't it? It's a pity to leave at this time." I admit that Eric's suggestion is the safest way.But I do feel a bit reluctant to leave here, not only because Steventon is quiet and peaceful and we all enjoy our stay, but also because I am most likely standing in front of a world-renowned female author, and she seems to have something for Eric. So weird.

"Mr. Forest Ghost, why do you think I can't keep it secret? Do I have a very untrustworthy face?" Before I could figure it out, Jane had already spoken sharply, confronting Eric: "Or when When you forcibly dragged me upstairs and brutally smashed my arm, you didn't intend to let me go at all, and you wanted to kill me directly to silence me?"

Uh, be quiet, Jane, it's not that Eric didn't kill people, don't try to provoke him.

"Don't try to provoke me, Miss Austin." Eric took off his gloves, and there was a deep bite mark on the back of his raised hand, which was Jane's just-baked masterpiece.

"If, if you hadn't treated me so rudely, I would have no reason to bite you!" Jane said bluntly, "Before blaming others, think about your own mistakes, Mister Eric!"

Hmm, "Strong Force"...is that sarcasm again?Hold on, things seem to be taking a weird turn here...

I suddenly felt that it was unnecessary for the few of us to stand here—congratulations to Eric for having a new opponent in the verbal battle. Fortunately, this time it is a young and beautiful girl, and we should leave this venue to them.

It might be a better idea to discuss what to do after the two of them have finished their quarrel.

"Lester." I waved to him in a low voice, calling him over.He seemed to be more than satisfied with watching the play, and tried several times to intervene in the battle but failed, so he looked reluctant when he followed us out.

Come on, Lester, your mouth is annoying enough, stop trying to be an annoying light bulb, okay?

The author has something to say: I forgot to say yesterday that the next movie will be Frozen, then The Mummy, and then... there should be no more~(≧▽≦)/~

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