Orange cat sheriff is not easy to mess with
Chapter 89 People and Animals
Cats are very vigilant, let alone facing strangers they meet for the first time.
In order to avoid being spotted by his mother, Lu Yiran hurriedly hugged him in, and touched a bag of dried fish to coax him.
"Well, it's good to be back." Luckily, Mother Lu didn't force her. Seeing that "Mian Mian" had returned safely, she was ready to leave after chatting for a while, but before leaving the house, she was still worried, "Look closely." Son."
"Don't let Mian Mian go out during this time."
"Uh-huh."
"Know it!"
"Listen to you!"
Tremblingly sending his mother away, Lu Yiran even heaved a long sigh of relief, and went back to the kitchen, but still had the strength to joke, "Look, someone like my mother is a standard second-generation relative."
"Anyway, I never got such treatment when I was a child."
After laughing at himself, he thought he would be ridiculed by Ji He.However, ten seconds, 30 seconds, and even one minute passed, but no one paid attention to him, only the little orange cat came over and patted him, and meowed a few more times.
"You mean you met Xiao Hei?"
After recovering from this, Lu Yiran remembered that he had asked him to find a black cat before.At that time, I thought it was miraculous. Could it be possible that there were already results?
"Yes." The little orange cat quickly responded, "But I didn't see it. It's the big tabby cat who often strolls in front."
"She said she saw a black cat once."
"Probably the night of the accident."
"He was squatting near the door of the store, with blood on his mouth and paws..." Thinking about the scene at that time according to the description, the little orange cat even trembled visibly to the naked eye, "Really, it was terrible."
As it spoke, it began to lick the fur on its body, apparently to relieve its tension.
Moon and night.
A black cat squatted quietly in front of the store.
The nearby street lamps stretched its shadow so long that it almost extended into the interior through the window.
Inside the window, the most eye-catching thing is the pool of blood on the ground. If you take a closer look, there are already signs of being eaten under her side face.
A gust of wind blew by, and the black cat outside the door seemed to hear something, but it just licked its paw slowly.
Its expression is enjoying, the kind of satiety that stays on after enjoying a feast.There happened to be a big tabby cat passing by, and when it took a look, it immediately blew the fur on its back.
"Ah!" Just by imagining it, Lu Yiran became furious in an instant.However, no matter how much you ask the little orange cat, it still has the same rhetoric.
The voice is childish, but mixed with such a terrible description.Listening, there is a kind of strange feeling on the contrary, which makes people feel creepy.
Lu Yiran couldn't help shaking again, Ji He also looked at the little orange cat in a daze, wondering what he was thinking.However, it doesn't know the ins and outs of the matter, and it just takes fish to do things from the beginning to the end, so there is really no need to lie.
Another canned fish was opened to calm the mood, and the little orange cat happily ate it.He masturbated a few more times with murderous gazes, but before Ji He got angry, a black shadow suddenly appeared under the window.
Lu Yiran almost cried out on the spot as he shook his hand to lick the cat.After taking a closer look, it turned out to be an aunt who was fairly familiar, and then she came to her senses.
"you……"
"What's the matter with you?"
"Next time you have something to do, you can go through the door."
Don't you know that scaring people can scare people to death?Especially now when you are sensitive.
However, Auntie was more excited than he was. Seeing the cat under him clearly, she obviously took a few steps back.It was a bit embarrassing, but she still leaned over again, "Auntie reminded you out of kindness."
"When I saw it crawling in through the window, I remembered that Xiao Lu, you also have a cat."
"In the past few days, you must watch closely and don't let it escape, or else..."
"Otherwise what's the matter?"
It seems that it's not just his mother's problem. Lu Yiran originally thought that she was just too worried about cats, so she was a little sensitive, but now it has been confirmed that it is obviously not the case.
She stood under the window, her face hesitating to speak, the shadow of dead branches reflected on her face, she looked a little mysterious, but also a little hideous, "Otherwise, I'll release it back."
"Release?" Ji He kept silent, but raised his head when he heard the words, and glanced lightly.
"This……"
Obviously he could understand every word, but after connecting it, Lu Yiran found that he couldn't understand what she meant.
The word release sounds good, and it means letting cats return to nature, but it is red in plain language.bare.Naked abandonment.
Just imagine, as long as you are a normal-minded person, you should know what it will be like when these domestic cats who are usually pampered and have no ability to survive in the wild are forced to live outside.
The swear words had already reached his lips, but Lu Yiran held back anyway.
The aunt was also a little embarrassed, but before leaving, she still squeezed a few reminders.
"Now many people in the community are like this, and they quietly drive the cat out."
"After all, what happened to Aunt Sun's house has just passed, and everyone is afraid."
"Xiao Lu, if you're not willing to do the same thing, just take care of him. If he's treated like a released cat, then..."
"That would be miserable, wouldn't it?"
"However... why would anyone think so?"
"I know that those are just rumors."
Lu Yiran couldn't tell what it was like to see off the guests.
There are quite a few cat owners in the community. Usually, many people gather to suck and feed cats, and exchange experiences in the group.Xiao Hei and the others were abused before, and they didn't know that they attracted the hearts of many cat lovers.
Now they are also facing Xiao Hei, but they...
"It's not surprising." In contrast, Ji He was calm.He stretched out his hand and flicked the little orange cat's brains, and immediately teased it even more.
"Humans and cats are essentially the same."
"That's right..."
For example, they previously discussed whether cats would eat the corpses of their dead owners.
It turns out they will.
Not just cats.
Even dogs, known as man's faithful friends, and even other animals will.
Faced with the cruel reality of living or starving to death, all creatures will make the same choice.Even in the human world, isn't there still "changing children and eating"?
Now people drive cats out, but it is actually out of safety or survival considerations.
Although I understand, but to say it so bluntly, I really feel uncomfortable all over.
"So that girl Tian Tian is right. Sometimes there is no difference between humans and animals, they are just creatures dominated by hormones."
"For example, White Snake and Xu Xian, in the end, it is not clear who is right and who is wrong."
"Xu Xian chose to stand with Fa Hai in the end. In the final analysis, it was out of instinct and fear of survival. Who can remain indifferent after discovering that the other half he spends day and night with is a snake demon?"
"It's just that the methods are a bit cruel."
Ending the conversation with a rather old-fashioned attitude, Lu Yiran simply went to pet the cat.
The little orange cat was "played" by two people, unable to walk or run away, so it simply "slapped" down on the cabinet and pretended to be dead, and did not move at all.
"Hey, get up."
"I'll give you meat to eat."
Lu Yiran continued to tease, but before he could touch the hairy ear, there was a "pop" sound, followed by a pain in the back of his hand.
Raising his head, he was facing a pair of eyes full of anger, perhaps with grievances.
Ji He is angry.
what.
To die.
What is he doing saying this in front of Ji He?
A few seconds later, I'm afraid that even the transvestite will say something.
"no……"
"I would have..."
Lu Yiran panicked for a moment, subconsciously thinking about remedial action, but it was already too late.After reacting again, I realized that I didn't know when I was cornered, and Ji He was getting closer and closer, and I was about to touch the tip of his nose.
This angle... I don't know why there is an indescribable lust.Lu Yiran backed away subconsciously, talking frantically, but Ji He smiled, "You say there is no difference between humans and animals?"
"It just so happens that I'm in estrus, and you and Auntie both want a baby."
Lu Yiran: "Hey... wait... no!"
May I ask what kind of tiger-wolf words this is?
Ji He ignored him, leaned against the wall, and even thought about it seriously.
"My father was originally an orange cat, and my mother was a white long-haired cat, so I am light orange."
"If it's our child, it should be an orange cat, and maybe it will be genetically mutated."
……
Is this serious driving really good?
I'm afraid the stalk of "having a baby" will be difficult.
Lu Yiran was simply funny and shy, with a little bit of fear, "Don't, don't be here."
After taking a few steps in the direction of the bedroom, he wanted to cry without tears.Almost forgot, Miss Tongtong was still sleeping soundly inside.
"Where to go then?"
"The bathroom?"
Ji He looked at him rather innocently.
"you!"
Not just the bedroom, there is also a minor cat here!
Lu Yiran wanted to shut up the man's mouth first, but just as he stood on tiptoe, there was a "ding dong", and the doorbell rang.
"I'll open the door!"
At this point, I'm afraid my sister-in-law has come to pick up the child.
Lu Yiran was almost fleeing, and he managed to adjust his mood a second before opening the door.
"Didn't bother you."
The child is naughty, and there is another incident that happened to Haoyu's mother last time.When I spoke again, my sister-in-law was still a little embarrassed.
Lu Yiran: "...cough, no."
Ji He smiled and didn't say much.
However, as soon as the door was closed, Captain Ji, who had been polite just now, became stern for a second, and Lu Yiran was barely able to recover, and was dragged into the bedroom in a blink of an eye.
"There is no one else now."
Ji He looked at him with his head propped up.
"Hmm..." Lu Yiran blushed a few times and struggled to pull the quilt, thinking that he would be severely punished.
However, after waiting for a long time, only the chin near the neck was burned with a light kiss.
It's really like a kitten, the thunder is loud and the rain is little.
But what's with this vague sense of loss, meow meow.
Lu Yiran had no choice but to continue pulling the quilt to cover up his embarrassment, but Ji He didn't tease him, and even turned back to seriousness in a second, "But the biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can restrain themselves."
"If everyone can use the estrus period as an excuse or flaunt it, wouldn't there be sex offenders everywhere?"
"Ok, I know."
Seeing that the conversation was about to turn into a legal lecture, Lu Yiran froze for a few seconds, then forced a smile on his face and continued to coax people, "At that time... I didn't mean it either."
He smiled obsequiously, and hugged the other person's back with a smile, but he didn't know that Ji He nodded in response, and turned around again, but there was a heavy dark color in his eyes.
In order to avoid being spotted by his mother, Lu Yiran hurriedly hugged him in, and touched a bag of dried fish to coax him.
"Well, it's good to be back." Luckily, Mother Lu didn't force her. Seeing that "Mian Mian" had returned safely, she was ready to leave after chatting for a while, but before leaving the house, she was still worried, "Look closely." Son."
"Don't let Mian Mian go out during this time."
"Uh-huh."
"Know it!"
"Listen to you!"
Tremblingly sending his mother away, Lu Yiran even heaved a long sigh of relief, and went back to the kitchen, but still had the strength to joke, "Look, someone like my mother is a standard second-generation relative."
"Anyway, I never got such treatment when I was a child."
After laughing at himself, he thought he would be ridiculed by Ji He.However, ten seconds, 30 seconds, and even one minute passed, but no one paid attention to him, only the little orange cat came over and patted him, and meowed a few more times.
"You mean you met Xiao Hei?"
After recovering from this, Lu Yiran remembered that he had asked him to find a black cat before.At that time, I thought it was miraculous. Could it be possible that there were already results?
"Yes." The little orange cat quickly responded, "But I didn't see it. It's the big tabby cat who often strolls in front."
"She said she saw a black cat once."
"Probably the night of the accident."
"He was squatting near the door of the store, with blood on his mouth and paws..." Thinking about the scene at that time according to the description, the little orange cat even trembled visibly to the naked eye, "Really, it was terrible."
As it spoke, it began to lick the fur on its body, apparently to relieve its tension.
Moon and night.
A black cat squatted quietly in front of the store.
The nearby street lamps stretched its shadow so long that it almost extended into the interior through the window.
Inside the window, the most eye-catching thing is the pool of blood on the ground. If you take a closer look, there are already signs of being eaten under her side face.
A gust of wind blew by, and the black cat outside the door seemed to hear something, but it just licked its paw slowly.
Its expression is enjoying, the kind of satiety that stays on after enjoying a feast.There happened to be a big tabby cat passing by, and when it took a look, it immediately blew the fur on its back.
"Ah!" Just by imagining it, Lu Yiran became furious in an instant.However, no matter how much you ask the little orange cat, it still has the same rhetoric.
The voice is childish, but mixed with such a terrible description.Listening, there is a kind of strange feeling on the contrary, which makes people feel creepy.
Lu Yiran couldn't help shaking again, Ji He also looked at the little orange cat in a daze, wondering what he was thinking.However, it doesn't know the ins and outs of the matter, and it just takes fish to do things from the beginning to the end, so there is really no need to lie.
Another canned fish was opened to calm the mood, and the little orange cat happily ate it.He masturbated a few more times with murderous gazes, but before Ji He got angry, a black shadow suddenly appeared under the window.
Lu Yiran almost cried out on the spot as he shook his hand to lick the cat.After taking a closer look, it turned out to be an aunt who was fairly familiar, and then she came to her senses.
"you……"
"What's the matter with you?"
"Next time you have something to do, you can go through the door."
Don't you know that scaring people can scare people to death?Especially now when you are sensitive.
However, Auntie was more excited than he was. Seeing the cat under him clearly, she obviously took a few steps back.It was a bit embarrassing, but she still leaned over again, "Auntie reminded you out of kindness."
"When I saw it crawling in through the window, I remembered that Xiao Lu, you also have a cat."
"In the past few days, you must watch closely and don't let it escape, or else..."
"Otherwise what's the matter?"
It seems that it's not just his mother's problem. Lu Yiran originally thought that she was just too worried about cats, so she was a little sensitive, but now it has been confirmed that it is obviously not the case.
She stood under the window, her face hesitating to speak, the shadow of dead branches reflected on her face, she looked a little mysterious, but also a little hideous, "Otherwise, I'll release it back."
"Release?" Ji He kept silent, but raised his head when he heard the words, and glanced lightly.
"This……"
Obviously he could understand every word, but after connecting it, Lu Yiran found that he couldn't understand what she meant.
The word release sounds good, and it means letting cats return to nature, but it is red in plain language.bare.Naked abandonment.
Just imagine, as long as you are a normal-minded person, you should know what it will be like when these domestic cats who are usually pampered and have no ability to survive in the wild are forced to live outside.
The swear words had already reached his lips, but Lu Yiran held back anyway.
The aunt was also a little embarrassed, but before leaving, she still squeezed a few reminders.
"Now many people in the community are like this, and they quietly drive the cat out."
"After all, what happened to Aunt Sun's house has just passed, and everyone is afraid."
"Xiao Lu, if you're not willing to do the same thing, just take care of him. If he's treated like a released cat, then..."
"That would be miserable, wouldn't it?"
"However... why would anyone think so?"
"I know that those are just rumors."
Lu Yiran couldn't tell what it was like to see off the guests.
There are quite a few cat owners in the community. Usually, many people gather to suck and feed cats, and exchange experiences in the group.Xiao Hei and the others were abused before, and they didn't know that they attracted the hearts of many cat lovers.
Now they are also facing Xiao Hei, but they...
"It's not surprising." In contrast, Ji He was calm.He stretched out his hand and flicked the little orange cat's brains, and immediately teased it even more.
"Humans and cats are essentially the same."
"That's right..."
For example, they previously discussed whether cats would eat the corpses of their dead owners.
It turns out they will.
Not just cats.
Even dogs, known as man's faithful friends, and even other animals will.
Faced with the cruel reality of living or starving to death, all creatures will make the same choice.Even in the human world, isn't there still "changing children and eating"?
Now people drive cats out, but it is actually out of safety or survival considerations.
Although I understand, but to say it so bluntly, I really feel uncomfortable all over.
"So that girl Tian Tian is right. Sometimes there is no difference between humans and animals, they are just creatures dominated by hormones."
"For example, White Snake and Xu Xian, in the end, it is not clear who is right and who is wrong."
"Xu Xian chose to stand with Fa Hai in the end. In the final analysis, it was out of instinct and fear of survival. Who can remain indifferent after discovering that the other half he spends day and night with is a snake demon?"
"It's just that the methods are a bit cruel."
Ending the conversation with a rather old-fashioned attitude, Lu Yiran simply went to pet the cat.
The little orange cat was "played" by two people, unable to walk or run away, so it simply "slapped" down on the cabinet and pretended to be dead, and did not move at all.
"Hey, get up."
"I'll give you meat to eat."
Lu Yiran continued to tease, but before he could touch the hairy ear, there was a "pop" sound, followed by a pain in the back of his hand.
Raising his head, he was facing a pair of eyes full of anger, perhaps with grievances.
Ji He is angry.
what.
To die.
What is he doing saying this in front of Ji He?
A few seconds later, I'm afraid that even the transvestite will say something.
"no……"
"I would have..."
Lu Yiran panicked for a moment, subconsciously thinking about remedial action, but it was already too late.After reacting again, I realized that I didn't know when I was cornered, and Ji He was getting closer and closer, and I was about to touch the tip of his nose.
This angle... I don't know why there is an indescribable lust.Lu Yiran backed away subconsciously, talking frantically, but Ji He smiled, "You say there is no difference between humans and animals?"
"It just so happens that I'm in estrus, and you and Auntie both want a baby."
Lu Yiran: "Hey... wait... no!"
May I ask what kind of tiger-wolf words this is?
Ji He ignored him, leaned against the wall, and even thought about it seriously.
"My father was originally an orange cat, and my mother was a white long-haired cat, so I am light orange."
"If it's our child, it should be an orange cat, and maybe it will be genetically mutated."
……
Is this serious driving really good?
I'm afraid the stalk of "having a baby" will be difficult.
Lu Yiran was simply funny and shy, with a little bit of fear, "Don't, don't be here."
After taking a few steps in the direction of the bedroom, he wanted to cry without tears.Almost forgot, Miss Tongtong was still sleeping soundly inside.
"Where to go then?"
"The bathroom?"
Ji He looked at him rather innocently.
"you!"
Not just the bedroom, there is also a minor cat here!
Lu Yiran wanted to shut up the man's mouth first, but just as he stood on tiptoe, there was a "ding dong", and the doorbell rang.
"I'll open the door!"
At this point, I'm afraid my sister-in-law has come to pick up the child.
Lu Yiran was almost fleeing, and he managed to adjust his mood a second before opening the door.
"Didn't bother you."
The child is naughty, and there is another incident that happened to Haoyu's mother last time.When I spoke again, my sister-in-law was still a little embarrassed.
Lu Yiran: "...cough, no."
Ji He smiled and didn't say much.
However, as soon as the door was closed, Captain Ji, who had been polite just now, became stern for a second, and Lu Yiran was barely able to recover, and was dragged into the bedroom in a blink of an eye.
"There is no one else now."
Ji He looked at him with his head propped up.
"Hmm..." Lu Yiran blushed a few times and struggled to pull the quilt, thinking that he would be severely punished.
However, after waiting for a long time, only the chin near the neck was burned with a light kiss.
It's really like a kitten, the thunder is loud and the rain is little.
But what's with this vague sense of loss, meow meow.
Lu Yiran had no choice but to continue pulling the quilt to cover up his embarrassment, but Ji He didn't tease him, and even turned back to seriousness in a second, "But the biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can restrain themselves."
"If everyone can use the estrus period as an excuse or flaunt it, wouldn't there be sex offenders everywhere?"
"Ok, I know."
Seeing that the conversation was about to turn into a legal lecture, Lu Yiran froze for a few seconds, then forced a smile on his face and continued to coax people, "At that time... I didn't mean it either."
He smiled obsequiously, and hugged the other person's back with a smile, but he didn't know that Ji He nodded in response, and turned around again, but there was a heavy dark color in his eyes.
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