Gluttonous canteen

Ever since Zhang Tao had a fight with Guizi Liu, he felt uncomfortable. The words Guizi Liu said to him were Song Huizong's eagle and Zhao Ziang's horse—all good paintings (words), but first he shouldn't touch them. Li Chuo, another guy who can't beat around the bush, straighter than his sexuality, really makes Zhang Tao feel embarrassed, so he beat him like a rotten sour pear, I knew that Wang Dun would definitely go During this trip, the kid also knew that he was fighting outside again, so he was embarrassed to go home for a while, so he went out to prepare the ingredients.

The first three are actually quite easy to find, but the inner alchemy of the last fox fairy took a lot of work.

Zhang Tao didn't like studying in the first place, so he had to ask his friend Hugua for this matter.

"Oh, you're talking about a great fox." Hu Gua ruthlessly blackmailed Zhang Tao with a table full of Han people in the big restaurant. They all ran out to take pictures and posted it on Moments, claiming to be another big unsolved mystery in the history of imperial food.

"Hic!" Courgette hiccupped, and waved his hands with a disdainful attitude on his face.

"We are different from that branch. Family fairy is just a nice name. To put it bluntly, it is like a small domestic animal. Our branch has royal blood. It's okay to have a relationship with humans to relieve boredom. Pets are not my style." Hu Gua said that he is a ferocious animal.

"Knowing that you are the smartest, continue to talk." Zhang Tao grouped his hands together, and if it wasn't for the fact that he was a kid again, he would have already torn it apart.

"That branch has nothing to do with it, but I heard that the last heir was a fortune teller in Liaocheng County." Hu Gua still had a conscience, and after eating [-] dishes, he finally gave the message mercifully .

"Come on, thank you boss and uncle for me." Zhang Tao put down the money and ran away. Hu Gua was so happy to pack it by himself, and brought twenty or thirty lunch boxes to the family and Liu Ling to improve their lives— ——It’s just that the fox’s fertility is too strong. After Hugua opened his heart knot to Liu Banxian, he activated his inner alchemy and began to have endless cuddling nests. As a result, the couple can’t afford to raise so many babies now. Hey, when someone inquired about something, he quickly knocked a sum hard.

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Liaocheng County.

Zhang Tao hastily found a small hotel to live in, hid the slippers and washbasin, and after chasing away the sojourning bats in the room, he inquired with the shopkeeper, only to find out that there is no big fair today, and all the buyers and sellers will not come out of the stall Well, that fortune-telling stall used to be quite famous in their local area. Later, due to the underdeveloped regional economy, all the strong laborers went out to work, leaving only a bunch of old and weak women and children. Pot, business is not particularly easy now.

"Alright, thank you." After Zhang Tao inquired about himself, he planned to go to the small restaurant operated by the hotel on the first floor to eat fried vegetables.

"Hey, young man, don't show your whites when you go out, you must be on guard against others." The shopkeeper is simple and honest, eating in his own tavern, and he didn't forget to tell the young man who came to travel some life tips .

"Success, don't worry." Zhang Tao clasped his fists gratefully and walked away. He was really warm-hearted, but the shopkeeper must have never imagined that Ben Gong is an iron cock who doesn't pick up things and throws them away. Let alone Lu Bai, he has already saved his socks The situation where the legs are exposed and the buttocks are exposed.

After eating in the small restaurant, Zhang Tao wobbled back to his lower place. He was not as particular about Li Chuo. When he came, love made him walk upright. He had almost no requirements for the living environment. He was more tolerant than polar bears and Antarctic penguins. He was a son-in-law of the Forbidden City once, and he slept soundly in a big car shop after he came out.

"Hmm."

Zhang Tao slept until midnight, and subconsciously stretched his legs to the side. When he and Li Chuo slept in the same bed, he always stretched his feet under the bed in the middle of the night to touch the child's smooth thighs, but today he fell asleep. , but failed to get his wish.

"One, more, one, the moon shines on the flower terrace~ Sister Qiuxiang has made a plan, she said that she will come at noon~" Zhang Tao hummed a little song lonely, ready to get up to pee.

"Huh? An embroidered shoe?" Zhang Tao got off the ground, the golden light in his eyes flickered, and he switched to night vision mode. He saw the room clearly, and suddenly found that in front of the window with the curtains drawn tightly, It seems that there is a person standing in the bubbling, it should be standing in the gap between the window lattice and the curtain, and a pair of red embroidered shoes underneath slightly reveal the edge, which looks very strange, and at the same time has a kind of indescribable provocation for men sex.

Hey, this is really selling the Analects at the gate of the Confucian Mansion, playing big swords at the gate of Guan Gong, anti-three vulgarities at the gate of the Music Association, and the ghost car singles out honesty. In a word, if you don’t die, you won’t die.

Zhang Tao bounced around with slippers to the curtain that wrapped the female figure, and looked at the red embroidered shoes on the ground. The workmanship was very delicate, and the embroidery took a lot of effort.He shook his head and sighed, spreading his hands to the sides and making a swipe!The curtain of the curtain was drawn.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

People on both sides of the curtain coughed violently from the dust on the curtain that hadn't been cleaned for many years.

Zhang Tao managed to stop his coughing, and when he suddenly looked up, he saw a woman in a red prison uniform standing in front of the opposite window!

Blood red prison clothes, pale face!The big black eyes stared straight at Zhang Tao, and suddenly, the woman let out a miserable howl, and bloody tears gushed out from the bottomless pit-like eye sockets, splashing Zhang Tao's face!

"Woooooo!"

"Ahhh!"

Zhang Tao and the woman spoke at almost the same time.

It's just that after Zhang Tao uttered a terrified cry, the ending gradually became deeper and deeper, with its own majestic subwoofer, just like the last words leaked out before the battery of the chatterbox was about to run out.

Following Zhang Tao's roar, his head suddenly expanded, almost occupying half of the room at once, and his original handsome face also turned ferocious, his big copper bell-like eyes slanted down, and magma and magma flashed in his eyes. flame.

"Ghost!" The hanged ghost by the window screamed, and fell limply.

Um?What the hell is this?Zhang Tao regained his appearance after plastic surgery, squatted on the ground and poked the ghost who was scared to death by the ghost.

Why are you still afraid of the same kind?You see, I originally planned to have a friendly exchange with you, but I didn't expect you to be a keyboard warrior in the world of ghosts, foxes, fairies, and monsters. I don't like the same kind.

Zhang Tao carried the female ghost to the single bed, poured a bowl of warm, non-stick boiled water from the thermos into his mouth, and sprayed it on the woman's face with a puff.

Dare to face and blood and tears are all made with inferior cosmetics, not waterproof, once sprayed with water droplets, it will become a big face.

Zhang Tao carefully dipped it in with a towel, um, he was still a child, he carved it naturally, the hibiscus came out of the clear water, and the oil paint on his face was wiped off, he was still a little lolita, at most a first grader and a second grader appearance.

"what!"

The little girl was sprayed with water, and felt that someone was touching her face, and subconsciously woke up with a jerk all over her body.

"You, what are you going to do? Help! There are bad guys!" The girl looked at a tall and thick man sitting on the bed, and yelled out of instinct.

"Hush! Don't bark!" Zhang Tao quickly covered her mouth.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" The girl struggled more violently, really thinking that she had met a hooligan.

"No, girl, you sneaked into my room dressed up like this and put on Halloween makeup. Who is the villain between us? If the government moves the government, you will be the one who will be in trouble." Zhang Tao analyzed it for her practically. Checked the stakes.

"Hmm." The girl felt reasonable when she heard what he said, and now that she was awake, she glanced at Zhang Tao through the clear light of the big hairy moon. Emma is no worse than those little fresh meat stars she likes Well, if he's a hooligan, there must be victims roaming the streets.

The girl nodded, indicating that she had calmed down and would not scream, and asked Zhang Tao to let her go.

"Okay, offended just now, little girl, are you playing Halloween games?"

Zhang Tao is not very familiar with foreign festivals, but after the prosperity of various foreign festivals in the imperial capital in the past ten years, his small cafeteria has also encountered Halloween bear children coming to ask for candy several times. Showing the real body to scare and scare, basically the brats ran away like shit.But today doesn't seem to be Halloween.

"No, it's not..." The little girl's face flushed, she cast a sideways glance at Zhang Tao, and lowered her head again.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I don't mean any harm, I just want to scare you, ah..." The girl seemed to have just recovered, and remembered Zhang Tao's appearance just now, which looked like a big baby in a gourd baby.

"Hey, don't be afraid, I'm a trickster, you see." Zhang Tao stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the girl, and with a bang, his big hand turned into a cat's paw with a pad. Girls don't want it.

"So you came to the market too? Hey, it's not that the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple. The family doesn't recognize the family. My father said, don't scare your colleagues. It's because I didn't do my homework first. Brother, I'm sorry. Don't complain to my father when you set up a stall tomorrow, I want to continue my high school, if he gets angry and won't pay, I will go out to work after finishing my nine-year compulsory education."

The girl's eye circles turned red, and she looked like a doll from a poor family.

"Okay, I won't say, but why are you trying to scare people? What does your father do?" Zhang Tao instinctively felt that the shopkeeper of this hotel might also know about this, but they were all neighbors, so it was inconvenient to say so. I can only remind myself secretly, no wonder I told him to lock the doors and windows when sleeping, I dare to guard against this little girl.

"He's Hu Tiezui'er who showed people the phase-measurement characters in the big fair." The little girl said honestly.

Hu Tiezuier?Isn't this the home of cucumbers?