Gluttonous canteen

When Li Chuo came out of the shower, he saw the big cat sleeping soundly in a cat-like posture hugging the pillow with its buttocks up. For some reason, its waist was still bulging.

"Didn't you say the breakup cannon? It's over now, why don't you leave?"

Li Chuo stretched out his foot and kicked Zhang Tao's ass. He was worried just now, for fear that his roommate could not bear the anger and go to the teacher to complain. Let's drive out the children who have decent quotas alive.

"After the fight, it's not considered a breakup." Zhang Tao turned his face and looked back at Li Chuo in a very technical posture. When he moved, Li Chuo could see clearly, and he dared to put a pillow under his waist.

The rhythm of the snake spirit disease, with the status of a noble person, do you really think you are a girl?Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao's appearance after bedtime and preparing for pregnancy, he was angry and funny.

"Stop playing, didn't we agree just now?" Li Chuo rubbed his red eye circles. He didn't know what was going on. He had never promised Zhang Tao the new pose he wanted to unlock just now, because he had attended premarital education before. During the class, the female officer's elder sister gave thousands of warnings, saying that the emperor's dragon body should not be overridden, but today he still agreed to him.

Because of this new unlocking posture, he couldn't see Zhang Tao's face, and started crying wantonly, but halfway through crying, he remembered that his eyes would be swollen, and couldn't hold back, so he just cried like that, thinking about it now is also heartbreaking I can only pray that this guy will give full play to the characteristics of a silly roe deer, and don't turn into a caring boyfriend at a critical moment and see his red and swollen eye circles, and get out of here.

"Is the matter of the dragon descendants a trifle? How can the sage say that the concubines are playing." Zhang Guiren got up from the bed with a grunt, covered his stomach with his hands, and looked at Li Chuo with a stern look on his face. The little emperor was bluffed immediately.

"What dragonborn?" Li Chuo came back to his senses, his face twitching. Could it be that this guy was schizophrenic by his decision to separate? Both of them are dragonborn from a man.

"I don't care, anyway, I have it, you can figure it out, let me remind you, according to the marriage law of your dynasty, concubines are not allowed to lose their titles and enter the cold palace if they are pregnant, and if they give birth to a prince, they can still pay off their merits , according to the current marriage law, the woman does not accept divorce proceedings during pregnancy, Li Chuo, if you want to be a scumbag, you will not be able to escape the punishment of the law and your conscience." Leaped into a generation of traitorous concubines.

"Zhang Tao, what are you talking about, you..." Li Chuo didn't look at the big cat as if he was joking at all. They have been together for so long, and he still can tell which is a joke and which is distracted. It's clear that Zhang Tao's current state doesn't look like a gag at all.

Buckle buckle.

There was a knock on the door outside the entrance, and it was quite urgent. It should be that the cannon fodder roommate walked around outside and had nowhere to go, so he had to complain.

"Who?"

"Student Li, I am the teacher leading the team. I heard that you had a small conflict with your roommate. Can we talk about it?"

Normally, Li Chuo would not open the door right away, but for some reason, after listening to Zhang Tao talking about the Dragonborn for a long time, he was actually a bit like an adolescent boy who didn’t understand anything and suddenly got his girlfriend pregnant. With a bewildered mentality, he gritted his teeth and opened the door directly.

"It's him!" Before Li Chuo could fully open the door, the cannon fodder boy jumped in through the crack of the door as if he was afraid that Zhang Tao would run away, pointed at the room and shouted.

"Who is it?" The teacher leading the team was afraid that they would fight, so he hurried in and found that there was no one in the room except the three of them.

"Huh? Where's that sportsman just now?" The cannon fodder boy thought that he could catch the rape in bed, but he didn't expect to find the teacher who led the team, but he was in vain.

"He..." Li Chuo went to the bathroom for a walk, then went to the slanted French window, raised his eyes to look at the distant Milky Way, from a distance, it really looked like a big cat's tail.

"Let's go." Li Chuo turned around and said without wind or rain.

……

The week-long competition came to an end soon. During the period, Li Zi enthusiastically searched for Li Chuo in the video every day. The children chatted with him every day. They never heard this guy mention their boss. I asked around and asked, but I didn't know how to speak, so I simply didn't talk about that topic.

Li Chuo was not in a stable mood, but he still performed well. This time, he got a No.35 in No. 1 in No. [-] before school started.

"Are your parents coming to pick you up today?" When they got off the plane and walked through the aisle, the cannon fodder boy rushed to help Li Chuo carry his luggage, and secretly asked about his family affairs.

"No one came, it should be." Li Chuo shook his head. He was busy packing yesterday and didn't answer Li Zi's video. They probably didn't know that he had returned to China.

"Oh, then be my special car, and I'll take you home." Cannon fodder Pidianer said, what's so great about the brain, one sells breakfast, and later I will drive the luxury car to the male god. Send it to the entrance of the alley, and see what kind of face you have to chase after others.

"What kind of special car, is it toot?" Li Chuo listened to him making noise, but didn't quite understand what the boy meant.

"No, it's my family's car." The cannon fodder boy felt a little frustrated. At this moment, they said goodbye to the teacher, and they had already arrived at the parking lot. , the kind that can party inside.

Li Chuo looked at the car and raised an eyebrow at the boy.

Well, male gods also love luxury cars, no wonder people say this is a magic tool for picking up girls, the boy applauds himself secretly.

"Someone in your family works in a funeral home?" Li Chuo asked. He really didn't understand why other people would use such a big and stupid thing for transportation except in that kind of place.

"Er..." The boy was pushed into the throat by Li Chuo's soft nail, and he babbled, not knowing how to pick it up.

"Uncle! Uncle! Why did you come here? If I hadn't met your teacher and classmate, I would not have found you. Let's go, the boss is here to pick you up."

Li Chuo looked back at the sound and saw Lizi emerging from the elevator, with one hand still on the elevator door, waving towards him.

"Well, let's go first." Li Chuo didn't want to face Zhang Tao, but obviously he was even more reluctant to face this brat who was looking for someone in a funeral home vehicle.

"Hey, don't..."

Li Chuo ignored the boy's persuasion and followed Li Zi up to the elevator.

"How is he?" In the elevator, the child didn't hold back and asked in a low voice.

"Who? Oh, boss, it's okay, it's just too hard for us to get up early every day and line up." Li Zi spit out his soul, remembering the experience of being poked up by the boss to line up at three or four o'clock every morning, crying blindly. Eye.

"Line up?" Li Chuo asked casually, and the elevator door ding-dong opened, and at the exit outside, Zhang Tao was waiting there riding on the [-]th that Li Chuo had borrowed.

Well, it's much more comfortable than using a funeral home car. Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao's big face that was always silly and cheerful, and smiled at Bai Meisheng when he looked back, Liugong Mifendai was colorless.

"Sit in the back seat." Zhang Tao greeted Li Chuo as he straddled the [-]th bicycle, which showed that he was tall and long-legged. When he stretched his long legs, he could control the vehicle almost without leaning his body. Dressed like a commoner, it still attracted some passengers entering and leaving the airport to stop and watch.

"Is it filming?"

"That boy is so handsome."

Some people whispered, and some simply took out their mobile phones to take pictures. After all, there are many beautiful boys, and those who ride the [-]th kick are very precious.

"Boss, what about me?" Seeing Li Chuo get on Zhang Tao's bicycle, Li Zi asked as he trotted behind them.

"Your legs are tight." Zhang Tao greeted, and Sa Yazi began to kick.

"Zhang Tao! You crazy capitalist!" The long-term worker Lizi's blood and tears resounded in the air above the airport.

……

"Ride slower." Li Chuo sat on the back seat of Zhang Tao's bicycle. From a distance, the two looked like a couple of students, squandering on the side road dedicated to bicycles, thinking they would never die youth——no one would have imagined that one of these two goods could be the ancestor of any living person.

"Oh, yes, there were not so many motor vehicles on the road before. Alas, time is like water and life is like a song." When Zhang Tao always rode Erba Daqi, there were almost no motor vehicles in the imperial capital except for buses and special cars. When commuting to work and school, there is a sea of ​​bicycles everywhere.

"Are you in a panic? Hold my waist." Zhang Guiren's tone was very intimate. Li Chuo didn't want to touch his face, so he put his hands around Zhang Tao's waist. The wheel that Er Ba Da kicked hit a stone, and he was bumping After a while, Li Chuo's face directly hit Zhang Tao's broad back, and he was too lazy to leave, so he leaned against it.

"Where's the carp?" Li Chuo looked back. There was no living thing on the side road, and the bicycles seemed to be gradually forgotten by people. Only some middle school students insisted on using them to avoid the morning and evening rush hours and to get to school quickly for self-study. .

"I guess he went to sleep in a hole in a cemetery. He has been registering with me for the past few days, and it's hard work if he can't. Let him rest." When Zhang Tao is not in front of the employees, he is actually quite A very considerate boss.

"By the way, you keep talking about queuing up for registration. What's going on? Are you feeling sick?" Li Chuo subconsciously pressed Zhang Tao's waist with his hand, and looked up at the complexion of the back of his neck. , in vain and tender, no disease can be seen, but then again, if Zhang Tao is really sick, should he see a doctor or a veterinarian?Anyway, going to the hospital to register does not seem to be suitable for Zhang Guiren.

"I'm not sick, take a pregnancy test." Zhang Tao said.