Gluttonous canteen

Returning from prehistoric civilization to the bustling city, everything has become so familiar and natural again. However, apart from the soup base for the mandarin duck hot pot, the ingredients have not been prepared yet, and Zhang Tao still has no ransom fee.

Why did I stumble across the tomb of prehistoric civilization? At that time, there was no private concept. Except for the half-cabbage-like ginseng doll, the team didn’t even catch a fart, and the air ticket and equipment money was worth it. It went up quite a bit, and the money that the emperor and Chang Zai had worked before had almost been lost.

The Taotie cafeteria that got up early was quiet and serene. Li Chuo turned over, and when he turned around, he saw Zhang Tao sleeping on his back, with a thick thigh riding on his ass, who was only wearing a pair of chicken pants, sleeping soundly .

Is this the posture that a well-mannered inner court lady should have?Li Chuo raised a knife in his hand and wanted to teach the disrespectful little Chang Zai in front of the palace a lesson. After thinking about it, he decided to forget it. Zhang Tao was too tired. In the few days after he came back from the valley, this guy went to buy and sell one after another. Well, today is the weekend, I have already called the cold drink shop, and I still have to go to work.

Li Chuo tiptoed off the bed and got out. The imperial capital in early summer was already a bit stuffy, but he could still feel a slight chill when he got up early in the morning.After Li Chuo put on his sports uniform, he turned his head to look at the dog who was sleeping so unscrupulously, sighed, stretched out his hand and pulled the corner of the quilt to cover his stomach and buttocks, and gently kissed the big cat's tender face .A few days after he came back, the collagen on Zhang Tao's face seemed to grow back overnight. Although it's a pity for such a temperamental uncle's face, the little fresh meat now tastes tender and juicy. The perverted little emperor was very satisfied.

The child rode a [-]th bike borrowed from Aaron's father, stared at the bicycle and came to the door of the cold drink shop. The shop had just opened, and there seemed to be not many customers yet. The night shift clerk was idling at the counter I was playing with my mobile phone, and when I saw him coming, I greeted him warmly, because it meant that I could finally get off work and find my girlfriend.

Li Chuo went to the back and changed his clothes, and visually inspected the customers in the store. Up to now, there was only one customer in the huge store, facing his direction, lying on his stomach with his arms on his pillow, as if he was sleeping, and looked a little bald. gray hair

"What's the origin of this person, what's the matter?" Li Chuo asked his colleague in a low voice, don't be some ele, don't suddenly go crazy in the store and scare away other customers.

"It's okay, a middle-aged uncle usually comes here to order something to eat after dark, and then he plays video games and reads comics here, and sleeps in the shop when he can't stay up in the middle of the night, and he wakes up at dawn and leaves , maybe there are children in the family who can’t stay up late, but our store is the only one nearby that is open 24 hours a day.”

Colleagues don't seem to understand the behavior of this middle-aged otaku. After all, it seems that he will be in his forties and fifty years old, and there are not many uncles who are still so addicted to video games and manga dramas.

"Don't be afraid, he will wake up in a while, and he will go home after ordering a cup of coffee. He is not a fool." The colleague changed his clothes, comforted Li Chuo, and left after get off work.

Li Chuo nodded to greet his colleagues to go out, and he also hid behind the bar and played with his mobile phone in a similar manner. The morning shift would be more leisurely, especially when it was a public holiday. Catch an evening set early in the morning.

The little emperor lowered his head and was having fun playing Plants vs. Zombies when he suddenly heard a somewhat hoarse and dry voice from the front of the bar.

"Brother, a cup of Americano coffee for dine-in."

"Okay, please wait a moment." Li Chuo was a little embarrassed when he was caught playing a game, but almost all the part-time workers in this cold drink shop are students. He would kick his classmates out for such a trivial matter, but then again, it is always wrong to sneak away during working hours, Li Chuo felt a little guilty, and gave the middle-aged otaku a sorry look.

Why does this person look familiar?

Because Li Chuo was the highest official in the country before being laid off, he can almost remember all kinds of oaths and instructions, not to mention that he has been expanded by Wang Dun once, and his memory ability is comparable to that of a scanning machine, although he can't say this for a while I have seen it somewhere, but the body has already instinctively produced a feeling that is almost disgusting.

"Ah, it's you?! I don't dare anymore!"

Unexpectedly, before Li Chuo could react, the middle-aged nerd recognized him first, and fled the scene after screaming, as if he had seen a ghost, and he didn't know what cat disease it was.

The middle-aged otaku ran wildly for several blocks, and finally stopped in a dark corner. Because of the long-term lack of exercise and the overwhelmed heart beating wildly, he was out of breath.

"Uncle, are you alright?" A few elementary school students passing by on their way to school quietly appeared from behind him at some point, seeing the middle-aged man sitting with his hands on his stomach, they thought he had a heart attack .

"Ahhh! Daxian, I didn't approach your partner on purpose. I heard that he no longer worked in that shop, so I dared to continue to brush the night. Daxian, you are so powerful that I dare not sleep in the middle of the night. Nearby There is only this store that is open 24 hours a day, Daxian, please don't make me grow old again!"

Unexpectedly, the otaku was slapped from behind, and his fur all over his body exploded in fright. He didn't see what the person looked like, so he begged for mercy incoherently, which scared a few elementary school students who were planning to do good things all the way. Running wildly out of the alley, it seems that the teacher is right, never talk to strangers without the company of your parents.

"Ah!" In the cold drink shop a few blocks away, Li Chuo was bored for a while, and finally remembered something.

That person just now seemed to be the hooligan I met when I came to work on the first day. Although there was nothing special about his face, he could never forget those salty pig hands. Speaking of which, why did that person age so much? Not to mention the gray hair in the folds, even the hairstyle is a Mediterranean look, just like the appearance of Prince William after he grows disabled.

By the way, he didn't dare to say anything just now, did he know that Aaron and the others had troubled him again?No, didn't the younger brothers think that this guy was eaten by a ghost when he encountered a supernatural event? Even though the ghost was pretended by Zhang Tao, he didn't really eat him. Wait, Zhang Tao?

Li Chuo suddenly thought of Zhang Tao's collagen-like face that changed from his uncle's face inexplicably, and the big tree in the yard that had exchanged life rings with him did not age or die. Did he...absorb the youth of that perverted otaku? ?

……

The child patiently stared at the day shift. As soon as the colleagues from the afternoon shift showed up and hadn't finished changing their clothes, Li Chuo ran away without a trace on the borrowed [-]th.

"Zhang Tao!"

As soon as Li Chuo entered the gate of the Taotie cafeteria, he was furious and couldn't wait to go to the big cat to find out who it was who repeatedly asked him not to make any supernatural events so as not to be caught and handed over to the country, but he went to fill it up instead. What kind of hero is a strong man.

As soon as the child entered the courtyard, he saw Zhang Tao standing there in a well-dressed and well-dressed Yushu, with a huge container behind him, which was about the size of the nine tripods in the little emperor's house. Two kinds of soup were boiled in the original shape of the soup pot The hot pot has a completely different base, one side is fresh and sweet, and the other side is full of peppery aroma. When you come close, it is so hot that you can't open your eyes.

"Zhang Tao, who asked you to vent your anger on me? You are not afraid of being poked out, you..." Li Chuo now has no time to care about the mandarin duck hot pot behind Zhang Tao, so he took a few steps forward and squeezed the big cat. The collar questioned him.

"..." Zhang Tao looked at him, smiled gently, and held Li Chuo's wrist lightly but persistently, separating the child from himself, and took a step or two back in some manner. Smile and don't speak.

"What are you doing? You've been sleeping in bed for so long, what are you pretending to be chaste and strong?"

It seems that this is the first time for the little emperor to be so embarrassingly rejected by the concubine who warmed his feet. In addition, what happened just now made him worry for a long time. With great power, he rushed forward and tried to get close to the big cat again.

"Wait a minute, I think...you have misunderstood the person." That "Zhang Tao" still looked calm, and said without haste, his tone was pleasant and pleasant.

No, this voice doesn't belong to Zhang Tao?Zhang Tao usually speaks in Jingbai with the high-pitched voice of a teenager, and when he is serious and flirtatious, he will switch to a low-pitched and pleasant voice of an adult man. However, both of them seem to be different from the "Zhang Tao" in front of him. This one speaks Slow and orderly, unlike any Zhang Changzai that Li Chuo knew.

Borrowing corpses to revive souls, reincarnating?Li Chuo's mind flashed a few words that made his heart skip a beat. Zhang Tao was haunted by some kind of evil spirit and took over his body?But there is no god in the sky and on earth who can take away Zhang Tao's house... No one can take over his lucky concubine.

"Who are you? Where is Zhang Tao? Tell me!" As soon as Li Chuo was angry with the emperor, he stopped shouting in a deep voice, and prepared to draw out Shang Fang's sword to strike first and then play, anyway, it was himself who played.

gurgling, gurgling gurgling...

Just when the sword was on the verge of breaking out in front, the mandarin duck hot pot behind the false Zhang Tao suddenly made a strange sound, and then something unexpected happened.

The giant hot pot quickly shrunk in size and lengthened in the shape of a Transformer bumblebee. The hard, black skin that was originally bronze gradually turned into a skin color, and with the change, there were faintly pulsating blue veins on it. , the top edge of the cauldron is gradually closed, like a bloody mouth that is drinking soup, and the whole hot pot seems to be completing a process of becoming refined.