Gluttonous canteen

"Danger!"

Zhang Tao made a roe deer pounce on the ground, and leaped, directly throwing Li Chuo under his body, and he was about to be hit by the spaghetti wrapped in wind and thunder.

Just at the very moment, the giant pangolin rushed down from the egg-shaped dome screaming violently, turned around in the air for three and a half weeks, and landed firmly on the head of the little ghost who was still funny just now. Surrounding its round, white and fat body, the scales all over its body stood up like fried hairs, like a Transformer.

"Hey!" The little devil was so majestic just now, but now his skin was almost cut by the scales on Li Zi's body, a desperate wail came from his throat, and his big smart eyes were full of mournful tears , before it had time to flow out of the little devil's eye sockets, it was already frozen there forever.

"One day is equal to 20 years. How difficult is it to surpass Britain and catch up with the United States?!" Carp flipped cleanly from the petrified little devil's head, and recited the slogan boldly.

"Lizi, let's talk it over, tell me who do you want to surpass?" Zhang Tao has lifted the threat at this moment, and he wobbled to Lizi with malicious intentions and asked, making Ben Gong loses his position in front of his own feelings, you little guy is also living to the end of the rhythm.

"Uh, boss, listen to my explanation!" Li Zi was dazzled by the victory just now, and for a moment he saw success or failure as a heroic life, but he forgot about it, and now his head drooped like an eggplant beaten by frost. The baby looked at Zhang Tao with a bitter face but the baby didn't say anything.

"Now you know how to be afraid? It's too late!"

Zhang Tao made a gesture of the hip-hop empire in front of the dumbfounded Lizi, and started to sing: "You said why the score stays there and who makes it stay? Why do you let me go out when my girlfriend cheers outside the court?" Embarrassing! Tell me! How did you copy my ball? Tell me! How did you hit me? Tell me! Do you want to live?!"

"Damn it, Jay Chou's song is out, the boss is going to use a big weapon to mess with it, my lord, save me!"

As two ten thousand-year-old nerds, Zhang Tao and Li Zi are just like nerds all over the world. They both have a soft spot for karaoke computer games and cosplay. Zhang Tao is also a die-hard fan of Jay Chou. Posting a rap, it seems that Li Zi's limelight was a bit too much today, and he managed to attract the attention of the CEO of Erhu Shop.

"Don't scare Lizi, he saved our lives."

Although Li Chuo is a feudal unified monarch, he really can't understand Zhang Tao's type of bullying, especially when he is used to seeing Li Zi's wronged daughter-in-law on weekdays. Killing him really ignited the sweetness in Li Chuo's heart.

If there is a master, there must be a servant. Zhang Tao and Li Zi are a little out of tune when they think about it carefully, but they are still embarrassing and ruthless characters who can stand on their own at critical moments.

"Hey, I still know the goods!" Li Zi found the golden thigh at this moment, and immediately rushed forward and hugged him tightly, making up his mind that Zhang Tao would not hit his big thigh just because he wanted to hit him. Rats hurt such a graceful jade bottle.

"It's easy to say, get up, but how did you hit it with one blow, this baby..."

Li Chuo looked at the pile of pasta-like things under his feet, and now it had solidified together with that ghost baby, and it was no longer so crispy and bomby. How should I put it, it was a bit of soil from plant roots Fishy.

"Ah, uncle, you don't know, although this baby is very powerful, our pangolin is its natural enemy, but it is quite unlucky to meet me, it is the ancestor of the baby world, and I am the ancestor of the pangolin world , That's why I'm angry." When Li Zi heard Li Chuo asked about his military exploits, Li Zi immediately pulled out his chest and began to state his great achievements.

"What the hell is Baobaojie?" Li Chuo stretched out an index finger and touched Lizi's forehead to prevent him from overbloating, and asked with a speechless expression.

"Ah, it's the baby ginseng." Carp danced and crawled to the front of the little ghost's frozen body, and turned its small round face, which looked a bit like Huba, to face Li Chuo.

"Ginseng? Has it become refined?" Li Chuo looked at the round head. As long as the expression is not ferocious, this round head is actually quite cute.

"Well, the size and means of this ginseng should be regarded as the best in the world among ginseng essences. The so-called seven taels are ginseng and eight taels are treasures. A pound of ginseng runs all over the ground. It seems that there are no more than a hundred. Fifty, definitely the Yao Ming of the ginseng world." Li Zi said exaggeratedly while pinching the tender face of the ginseng doll.

Li Chuo can bear his explanation this time. After all, among the ancient books he has studied, there are not a few records about baby ginseng. A little boy helped each other, and the woodcutter wanted to repay the favor, so he followed the two little dolls to the deep mountain and saw that they were two ginsengs with branches wrapped around their bodies. They had grown into human shapes, and their facial features were clearly visible.

"It's all ginseng from ancient times. It's been tens of thousands of years since becoming an elite. How could it be killed by an elite of your level?" Although Li Chuo believed Li Zi's explanation , but he can't be equated with today's brilliance and martial arts that he usually fights against the five scum.

"Grandpa, you can't say that. The essence of animals and the essence of plants are fundamentally different. In comparison, our animals are more spiritual. You can say that if the bones in the coffin are dug out by a dog, It is not impossible to become refined after receiving the essence of the sun and the moon, but at the end of cultivation, at most, sheep and scorpions will become refined. But our spiritual creatures are different, so didn’t I just say that one day is equal to 20 years , What's the difficulty in surpassing Britain and catching up with the United States." Li Zi said proudly.

"You mean, you don't need to practice for too long to surpass a ginseng baby with tens of thousands of years of practice?" Li Chuo asked back with some sighs, no wonder it is said in books that human beings are the essence of the universe, Primate, it seems that it is most suitable to cultivate an adult spirit, well, that's what I plan to do.

"You finally got to my point." Li Zi nodded, looking at Zhang Tao proudly. After following the shopkeeper for so many years, he never thought that he would be humiliated when he met a natural enemy today.

"But why are pangolins and ginseng natural enemies?" Li Chuo still didn't understand. He watched Zhang Tao coldly and wanted to pounce on the carp to drink, so he hurriedly asked questions to be sloppy.

"Not only baby ginseng, pangolin is the natural enemy of all rhizome plants, because we always like to shuttle in deep caves, and it is easy to damage the roots of some older plants, especially this baby." Carp Zizi pinched the tender cheeks solidified with ginseng essence and said.

Such a deep rock wall can only be penetrated by him, the first pangolin who has become an elite in history, but once the pangolin passes through such a deep rock wall, it is equivalent to cutting off all the tentacles that baby ginseng depends on for survival, preventing the Cut off its tricks of continuing to absorb human essence through its own branches.

It turned out that this was the case, and Zhang Tao and the others finally figured it out. This fat and white baby tree is likely to be the god and totem that primitive people believed in. From where its tentacles have been before, it can be inferred that the nearby rock wall There must have been such a very similar drawer burial in the cave.

It is very likely that the baby had shown some supernatural powers before, making the people around the tribe think that burying it in this kind of drawer would give them eternal life, but it turned out to be a capsule for the baby to continue nourishing.

"Hey, he looks so cute but his heart is like a snake and a scorpion. No wonder the leader I saw just now ordered his wife and children to be buried alive. Maybe he hoped that the whole family could gain eternal life together, but I didn't expect the end result to be clever. I was misunderstood by cleverness." Li Chuo shook his head and sighed, others came second, but the fetus in that girl's womb was too pitiful.

"It's okay, my lord, now we have avenged these bewitched tribesmen, if you are still not relieved, let it vent your anger!" Li Zi said, opening his mouth wide to move towards the ginseng The baby's tender face will bite down.

"Who told you to eat first." Zhang Tao, the general foodie leader who has never had a problem with him, finally couldn't hold back, and with a big hand, he smashed the carp into mud.

"You have already become a spirit, and eating it will only deepen your Taoism for a few years."

"Fuck, how many Jiazi? Then do you still want to be swollen?" Li Zi shouted in disbelief. After all, he led the capture of the ginseng doll, so it wouldn't be too much for him to take a bite even if it was divided according to the catty.

"You are the natural enemy of the ginseng doll. You should know that the body of this product has a strong healing function." Zhang Tao said thoughtfully, poking his mouth towards the top of the egg-shaped dome.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

On the top of the dome, in the hollow where they fell, Goudan'er's big smirking face emerged, and he yelled anxiously towards the bottom, meaning he wanted to ask how to save them up.

"It was because the expedition team came to Dao Dou'er and accidentally disturbed this ginseng doll, which was worrying about lack of new life nourishment, that it released so many toxic and side effects substances, sucking up the vitality of the nearby villagers, making them They and their next generation have all become grotesque as if they have been exposed to nuclear radiation." Zhang Tao raised his head, looked at the face of a dog smiling like a Samoyed, and silently made up his mind to pay attention.

"Well, Boss, you are right. Why do I forget my old buddy when I get excited?" Li Chuo looked up at the dog egg that had been hovering around the edge of the cave, and walked along it like it was cooked. Afterwards, the smooth rock wall like a peeled egg quickly climbed to the hole where they were hiding, and gave Goudan a big hug.

"You must be a handsome young man! Ahaha~ It's so itchy~" Li Zi rolled over in the cave, completely forgetting that his boss and uncle were still left hanging in the air.