Gluttonous canteen

"You know? About the coffee shop..."

Li Chuo suddenly stopped putting on his clothes, his trousers were lifted halfway, and he sat down on the bed. Since Zhang Tao ate, then Aaron and the others were in no danger.

"Along and the others have posted the video of forcing that hooligan to apologize to the Taotie cafeteria group." Zhang Tao shook the claw machine and waved to Li Chuo, telling him to go back to sleep on the kang.

"Why didn't you tell me when you met a bad person?" He dragged his cheeks and watched the child take off his coat and crawl into bed, his tone full of grievances.

Li Chuo went over the word "bad guy" in his mind, and thought of the otaku who ate a tray before taking advantage of him, was put in a sack, and was finally eaten by his boyfriend. malice from the world.

"Well, I don't need to tell you about this trivial matter, I can handle it." That fat man would burn incense if he was born in the modern society, if he was born in my day, he would be dead. Oh, Li Chuo thought fiercely.

"Are you afraid that I'm worried? Or are you afraid that I won't support you to go out to work in the future?" Zhang Tao looked at Li Chuo with his chin on his hands, and rubbed against him, smiling like a Samoyed, without hiding his face at all. If you can't get it, you will always be in turmoil, and those who are favored have nothing to fear.

Why are modern men like this, not at all reserved, not hazy at all, with no colorful phoenix|flying wings on their bodies, and a love with a clear heart, I can only see it in books in this life, Li Chuo mourned in my heart His poignant love fantasy, which was out of season before it could be realized, stretched out his hand to pinch Zhang Tao's big face, and pulled it to both sides like a dog.

"Yes, you are the blue face that brings disaster to the country and the people. I love you so much that I would rather risk being eaten tofu by myself to work for you to redeem yourself. Don't you feel very touched?"

"It's okay, but as a man, protecting your concubine is not such an epic thing... Ouch!" Before Zhang Tao could finish speaking, Li Chuo grabbed his cheeks and moved them to the sides. The handsome face deformed like a hamster.

Now remember that I am a man?Returning concubine, which concubine can pick Teddy on my body every day, and after finally counterattacking once, I found out that it was just a navel orange.Li Chuo felt wronged for himself, and couldn't help but increase the strength in his hands.

"Just kidding, I don't dare to provoke debts." Zhang Tao was pulled to the point of tears, begging for mercy in a blurred voice.

"Huh." Li nicknamed the generation of Mingjun, adhering to the principle of learning from past mistakes to heal the sick and save the patient, let go, saying that he was not as knowledgeable as him.

The two stayed quietly for a while, Li Chuo held Zhang Tao in his arms, thinking wildly, their three views were still very different, Zhang Tao was reading "Crossing the Door" to him recently, sometimes as a reader he was anxious If the two people's hearts are not matched, even if there is fate, they will always waste five or ten years. How many five or ten years are there in life?

He himself is a standard ancient person. Although he was modernized by Zhang Tao at the speed of light invisible to the naked eye, many things in his bones did not change just by saying, and Zhang Tao... how should I put it, he is neither traditional nor In modern times, he is an inclusive man. It seems that there is nothing in the world that he cannot accept or understand.He lives his life calmly and leisurely, not caring about the vicissitudes of life outside. In his eyes, the world is like a front screen on a treadmill. Maybe one day he is tired from running, and when he presses a button, the world stops abruptly.

Li Chuo also couldn't explain why this Zhang Changzai gave him such a magical impression. Alas, it is really difficult for ancient people to adapt to the modern age. The first point is that you can't make a decision casually. !

"Zhang Tao! Zhang Tao! Wake up!"

After Li Chuo's reflex arc circled the earth, it finally hit him successfully.

"What's swollen?" Zhang Tao twitched all over, and was woken up by the stabbing.

"Is it really okay for a big living person to be eaten by you like this?!"

"Well, that..." Zhang Tao's eyes slanted to the side, avoiding Li Chuo's eyes.

"The guy is still alive, don't worry."

"Didn't you eat it?"

"Ahahaha people always come in and out." Zhang Tao's hint was already very obvious. In order to prevent the child from spitting on him, he quickly turned over and pretended to be dead. No matter how Li Chuo kicked him, I would not hesitate. move.

What does this guy mean, he ate a person and... pulled it out, this person can still be alive?Wait, it seems that this kind of beast is recorded in some book, where did it come from?

Li Chuo gave up the urge to poke Zhang Tao up, turned over and lay down, clicked on Baidu, searched for a few keywords, and sure enough, a record in "Lushi Chunqiu" popped up: "Zhou Dingzhu gluttonous, headless, cannibal If you don't swallow it, it will harm your body, and you can cross people."

Li Chuo remembered that he had visited the prison of the Ministry of Justice several times because of the secret execution of the anti-king. The decoration on the top of the door was a big face resembling a cat, possibly a tiger, and the whole door was its bloody mouth. The inside of the sky prison is full of one-way streets. Entering through the front door must exit through the back door. This is the general rule of criminal prosecution departments throughout the ages, and Li Chuo is not exempt. He remembers that a two-meter-long squirrel tail is carved on the head of the back door of the sky prison. .

The whole prison is the image of a glutton. After passing through its stomach, the criminals will correct their evil ways and start a new life, just like what Zhang Tao did to that otaku?No wonder the name of his small restaurant is Taotie Canteen, not to complain about the diners, but to complain about himself?

Li Chuo finally realized something. Why did he not feel disgusted when he opened his eyes dimly for the first time and saw this beautiful young man playing hooligans on his body? He always thought it was because of Zhang Tao's gentleness and forbearance. He fell in love at first sight. It turned out that this face had been with him since he was a child, but he never realized it.

He is the coat of arms on the Jiuding. Before he took the throne, he sneaked to the inner mansion many times to see it. Li Chuojiu had aspirations for the crown. Touching Zhang Tao's face.

He continued to touch the boy's tender face, which was smooth and supple, and the skin was so delicate that it seemed to suck his fingers. Li Chuo immediately pulled him to the sides, turning him into a Shiba Inu.

Aspire to the top of the world.

……

"Tiantian, wake up."

Li Chuo fell into a drowsy sleep, as if he could smell the aroma of milk and buttered toast, and a low and pleasant voice echoed in his ears, very close, and the warm breath lingered on his auricles.

"Hmm." Li Chuo stretched out his hand like a lactating milk cat and grabbed a thin, slippery object. He still had a sweet dream of winning the world. After all the nine tripods were assembled, they opened it and saw that there was a dog's face engraved on the tripod.

"...!" Li Chuo woke up from a nightmare like a carp, and found that he was holding a silk tie in his hand. At the other end of the tie was a man in a suit and leather shoes. The pomade on his hair was enough to stick a nest of fruit flies to death. .

This kid is so handsome.

Li Chuo looked at it carefully for more than ten seconds, and finally saw the face of his boyfriend under the handsome appearance. He seemed a little discouraged, but he was dressed like a dog. Jia Xiaoming is still his own Xiaoming, and has not evolved into someone else's child.

Seemingly seeing the wild ambitions of Li Chuo’s ruling class’s harem, Zhang Tao rolled his eyes, pulled back his tie and tidied it up, and said angrily, “Good morning, my lord, Zhang Chang is still here in my palace. I’m really sorry that I don’t have plans for the draft.”

"Well, forget it." Li Chuo waved his hand generously.

"Zhang Chang has worked hard in the Sixth Palace, and he can be elected once every three years. I am also a wise king who recuperates with the people."

You dog emperor, you belong to Teddy, see how I deal with you at night, Zhang Tao cursed secretly in his heart, on the surface, he looked like a well-trained treacherous concubine, and served it thoughtfully A Kang table, inside is a simple but nutritious breakfast.

"Okay, Majesty, get up quickly, let's go to school to approve leave slips."

When Hun Jun finished his breakfast, put on his school uniform, and held hands with Zhang Tao in front of the full-length mirror in the main room to tidy up the housework, he almost immediately understood the evil concubine's little plan.

"You don't really want to..."

"Yes, I am your father."

"I'm your ancestor!" Li Chuo made a gesture to hit him, and Zhang Tao immediately crouched down in embarrassment.

"You can do whatever you want at home, but you will need to take at least half a month's leave for this trip. Although you now have postdoctoral fellows in all disciplines in your mind, we still have to persuade the school to help you retain your student status, otherwise You don’t even have to take the high school entrance exam, don’t you want to go to high school early and make some more mature friends? Do you want to spend a year with the advanced stage of middle school two cancer?”

"Fuck." Li Chuo cursed, and had no choice but to keep hypnotizing himself in his heart. If this guy is really gluttonous, he is indeed old enough to be his ancestor. Now it's just that his father is not at a disadvantage.

"Even if I endure it, the dean is not blind, just your face?" Li Chuo finally let go of the idol burden, but looking at Zhang Tao's tender face that will be younger than himself in a few years, maybe five years In the end, it's almost the same for him to be his father.

"Well, don't worry about that, I have special facial pinching skills." Zhang Tao said confidently.

It seems that this guy not only regards the world as a holographic game, but also a designated one, base three?He still squeezed his face... But Li Chuo was soon slapped in the face by the scene in front of him. He saw Zhang Tao bouncing into the yard, and found an old jujube tree that was dry and about to decay, and there was a forestry department on it. The nameplate issued seems to belong to a culturally protected plant, which happened to grow in this courtyard with a history of hundreds of years.

Zhang Tao touched the tree trunk in a friendly manner, smiled gently, then stretched out his hand, and pressed his palm tightly against the bark.The withered branches and leaves rustled, swaying in the slightly drunk spring breeze, exuding a lingering sound full of vitality.

Immediately afterwards, an unbelievable scene appeared, those dry branches slowly became full, and new shoots gradually sprouted on the cut off branches, dyeing the square sky in the courtyard with a little green color, early spring The sunlight was no longer turbulent, and gradually became mottled on their faces, and the usually bare branches were not visible. Only now did Li Chuo suddenly realize that the canopy of this big tree was unusually thick, and the new branches kept sprouting and growing leaves. Covering the sky and blocking out the sun, leaving shade all over the ground, the precious trees in the west call out to the mother-in-law.

This big tree is like a woman who has long been old and fading. Because she ate some forbidden medicine that needs to be exchanged with her soul, she re-emerged into a budding girl. What gave it such a strong vitality.

Looking up at the dappled sunlight under the shade of the tree, Zhang Tao nodded with satisfaction, and smiled: "This old man can still give us three poles of winter jujube in autumn."

His voice changed, it was no longer the tall and slender Jingbai of a teenager who was going through a period of voice change, but a deep and mellow voice of an adult man, he turned his head to look at Li Chuo, full of youth.