Gluttonous canteen

"I have nothing to ask." To Zhang Tao's surprise, Li Chuo shook his head lightly, knelt down and scratched the neck of the Shiba Inu who pretended to be dead as soon as he saw Zhang Tao.

Doge is used to being ravaged by Zhang Tao's bear's paws, and suddenly a pair of soft and fragrant little hands compared to ordinary boys who pee and muddy appeared to scratch his itchy spot, and Doge immediately tore it apart She smiled enigmatically, just after being scratched twice, she turned over and lay on her stomach, looking like a Gongjin, please whip me!look like.

These days, even dogs are face-controlling, Zhang Tao thought to himself, and squatted down to watch Li Chuo scratch the dog, but when Doge opened his eyes and saw Zhang Tao, he jumped up with a wolf howl, and walked into space. He walked into his nest and arched his butt vigorously, finally got in, and even stretched out a dog paw to lower the small curtain outside.

Zhang Tao: "..."

Li Chuo: "..."

"I told you not to tease cats and dogs. The small animals around here will walk around when they see you."

"Well, I know..."

Zhang Tao can't keep two taels of ghee in his stomach, he can do it with other people, he can hide a difficult matter for a long time, but love is a new thing even for Zhang Tao who has been single for hundreds of millions of years.

His ability to deal with new things is average, and he is even more helpless when it comes to new things he likes. For example, at this moment, he is eager to know what Li Chuo is thinking, and wants to drag him back to his big kang, and confirm him over and over again. Whether he is angry or not, he has basically figured out the child's reaction on the bed, who made his animal sixth sense so sensitive.

"Are you really not angry?" Zhang Tao held back for half a minute, as if a balloon had leaked.

"I'm not angry with you." Li Chuo said half-affirmatively and half-negatively.

"Hey, you just trust me that much?" Zhang Tao's tail almost popped out, and an invisible dog tail as tall as a man swayed coquettishly behind him, his heart was bubbling with joy.

"Facts speak louder than words. You pay public rations every night, so of course you don't have the ability to go out and mess around." As expected of a former emperor, he thinks quantitatively about everything, and his logic is smooth and clear. Sometimes so cranky nonsense entanglement.

"Eh..." Zhang Tao blushed, and opened his mouth, as if he was choking on a cornbread.

"Just because of this? This doesn't explain anything." Although Li Chuo's analysis was irrefutable, it was a bit too practical, which hurt Zhang Tao's self-esteem a little bit.

"Believe me, no man is willing to accept a partner who can't pay for food. Girls may be able to pretend, so forget it." Li Chuo said quite bluntly, with his hands behind his back and his eyes facing the wind, he slowly walked home Walk.

"Well, the words are not rough..." Zhang Tao walked behind Li Chuo with his head down. Although he was [-]% believed by the person he liked, he was not happy because of the coldness.

"Young man, you are very heartless..."

"Feelings? If a man doesn't have a body, then I happen to have one." The little emperor walked in front as silently as a cat, and made an appointment coldly.

"Go home and pay the public rations." Zhang Tao immediately chased after him, and ran home with the child under his arm.

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"Hu, hu, hu..."

Zhang Tao climbed down and lay on the big kang with his feet in the air. The little emperor was sympathetic to the harem, kicked over the big red quilt with green flowers, and gave him a size.

"Well, it's too hot, take it easy." Zhang Tao twisted his buttocks, and lifted the quilt off his body again.

Today's bedtime service was extremely exhausting, and the little emperor said he didn't care, but this time the public rations collected were more violent than usual, and Zhang Tao was almost forced into a desperate situation.

"It can't be like this. After going to bed, the concubines have to wrap up brocade quilts and sleep in the warm pavilion on the other side, and then take a bath with fragrant soup. It's not good for your health."

Although Li Chuo had never been married, he survived until the night before his marriage, so the court ladies still gave him relatively simple and easy-to-understand pre-marital education. I know a little bit.Some of the other female officials and sisters have been vaguely mentioned, but there is nothing obstructive about the maintenance of the queen and concubines after serving the bed, so it is very detailed.

Among the concubines, only the empress of the main palace can sleep with Li Chuo, which is the treatment that Zhang Tao is currently receiving. The other concubines must be sent to rest in the warm pavilion on the other side after serving the bed, to ensure sufficient sleep, and then they will be served and bathed by a special person. Changing clothes, the girl's physique is cold, so she must not catch a cold.Li Chuo suddenly thought of this at this moment, and insisted on covering Zhang Tao with a quilt. He didn't notice at all that this burly man who promised to be tall, tall and strong, was sleeping on the cold kang, relying on firepower. Strong state.

"But I'm really hot."

Zhang Tao twisted a few times, but he was still unwilling to get into the bed. He is a big rough animal. In prehistoric times, he slept in the crater of a volcano in winter and ran in the Changbai Lake in summer. Anyway, it doesn’t matter if his skin is rough and thick, and he doesn’t want to cover it delicately now Just chatting under the quilt.

"Ah, there is a solution." Zhang Tao widened his cat's eyes. His eyes were very big, and the parallel double eyelids were opened very long. It was a bit European-style. When he looked at it, it seemed that there were traces of plastic surgery, but it was more than normal. The online red face is much more natural, and you will know this product after watching too much, but luckily it looks like an ancient Roman statue.

When he widened his eyes, there seemed to be a little shallow eyeliner, like a puppet cat, and there was a hint of charming air that escaped from the corners of his masculine eyes, forming a kind of catastrophe that both men and women eat. .

Zhang Tao widened his eyes, twisted his buttocks, and suddenly burst into hair without warning. A big tail as tall as a person suddenly popped out from behind his buttocks, just like the image spokesperson of the three squirrels.

"Hmm." The child has never been resistant to such fluffy things, and immediately got out of the bed, hugging Zhang Tao's tail tightly.

"Ouch, don't..." Zhang Tao's tail was a little sensitive, and when he was hugged by Li Chuo, he trembled all over, and quickly twisted his buttocks to break free from his hand.

The big tail swept across the air, curled up a few times, and suddenly bent into an incredible arc, entangled like a boa constrictor, pressed Li Chuo's upper body at once, and the tip of the tail slowly wriggled to Li Chuo's body. In front of his eyes, he gently scratched his cheek.

"Ha, it's so itchy, let it go!"

"Aren't you convinced?" Zhang Tao became competitive, and held Li Chuo down with his squirrel-like height and big tail, and jumped up like a carp, looking at him from top to bottom.

Don't look at him who is usually meek, boys also have a competitive side, especially today Li Chuo is a little awkward, he is always on the navel orange, and he is holding his wrist to keep him from moving.

Hearing Zhang Tao's words, although Li Chuo was still firmly pressed on the kang by him, his eyes immediately became sharp.

From childhood to adulthood, from ancient times to the present, no one has ever asked him: "Are you convinced?"

To ask this sentence is to aspire to the top of the world, is to compete in the Central Plains, the four realms of Kyushu, and the common people in the world will be involved in the ruthless flames of war and become involuntary pawns in the game of power.

Li Chuo's eyes were full of fire, and he looked at Zhang Tao with a complicated expression.

Although the big cat is sometimes arrogant and sometimes frizzy, but once the shit shovel officer gets serious, he is scared and let go of Li Chuo a little bit at a loss, the squirrel tail retracts behind the buttocks, back and forth with shame His eyes swayed, and he almost grew claws to cover his face.

After a while, Li Chuo let out a long sigh.

He has been brewing this sigh for quite a long time. From the time he first arrived, he was still thinking about restoration, but he gradually felt the taste of this ordinary life. He slept until he woke up naturally every morning, and he could eat enough for every meal. Yes, after dinner, take a walk in the alley, tease cats and dogs, sleep with the person you like at night, kiss and hug, and unlock the urgent and unknown realm of adolescence.

Alas... I am happy here, I don't think about Shu, and I sigh.

"I'm convinced." Li Chuo said softly, raised his head, and kissed Zhang Tao's lips.

"Well, what do you mean?"

Because Li Chuo was in a daze for too long, Zhang Tao even forgot the context just now. Seeing that he said something without thinking, he stood there in a daze, not knowing that he had been confessed affectionately by His Majesty the Emperor.

"It means that I'm going to extort money, and you asked for it." Li Chuo didn't talk nonsense, pulled Zhang Tao's neck, held his head and gnawed.

Just when the little emperor used force to mutilate the pure white lotus flower in the harem, his rose gold sounded inappropriately.

This is no wonder to others. Li Chuo does not have the habit of turning off his phone when he is doing business with his girlfriend like modern young boys. The long-term life of an ancient official ape has made him develop the habit of calling his son at any time. The mobile phone is turned on and off 24 hours a day. by your side.

If it was in ancient times, it would be very likely to keep ringing like a series of calls, but in the present, he is a laid-off emperor who has been reduced to a small bum, and he really doesn't have much business. When you can't get up or down.

"Who? In the middle of the night..."

When Li Chuo grabbed the phone, he had the urge to smash it. In the past, he could have torn up the fan for a thousand gold smiles and You Wang Fenghuo to play princes, but now he doesn’t make money, so he finally got a smart phone and broke it again. Zhang Tao didn't feel sorry for death, so he had no choice but to eat people with a soft mouth and short hands. He gritted his teeth and answered the phone.

"Brother, it's me!" Aaron's panicked voice came from the other end of the phone. It could be heard that he had tried his best to suppress it, but with Li Chuo's keen insight, he could still hear that his voice was trembling all the time. , there seems to be a slight sound of teeth chattering, and I don't know if it is issuing some Morse code.