Gluttonous canteen

Step out the gate, under the moonlight.

A young man dressed in Taoism was followed by a man of noble temperament, and the two of them looked at each other in blank dismay.

"The field has been expanded." Zhang Tao held back for a long time, and finally said something human.

"Don't tell me, it's useless for us to come out." Li Chuo stared at him with blank eyes, and then looked around. In fact, Zhang Tao didn't need to explain, everything was self-evident.

Because a torture platform was rebuilt outside the Haoniantang pharmacy as it was. On the platform, the cruel cutting is going on, and under the platform, there are five elements and eight operations, doing business and selling. Goulan Wa City was bustling with people. People were sitting on small stalls, drinking wontons and eating soup cakes. Their bloodshot eyes were like hungry wolves, and they were staring at the feast on the platform.

This is the foolish people under his rule.

Li Chuo subconsciously took half a step back, and immediately straightened his back. He couldn't admit his mistakes, dared not admit his mistakes. He once flirted with his great achievements to Jun Yaoshun in the deep and closed Forbidden City. He never subdued his private visits. But who would have thought that the scars that were avoided thousands of years ago would be instantly exposed in another time and space, dripping with blood.

"Li Chuo, listen, you are not wrong." Zhang Tao's voice rang in his ear, bringing Li Chuo back to reality from the huge shock.

"You are only limited by the age and class!" Zhang Tao said with a face of political economy.

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"Stop howling!" Li Chuo, who didn't know a single English letter, felt that his head was going to explode when he heard Zhang Tao whimpering, and interrupted his rap with a loud shout.

"What are you singing?" It's not as good as drinking the strongest wine and the wildest dog.

"It's nothing, it means, you humans... the origin of our human beings is very accidental, and the history is not very long. It will be destroyed before it is created, so don't think too much about it." Zhang Tao spread his hands, squeezed He touched the little emperor's tender face, and squeezed his tense little face into a smile that didn't even smile.

"no!"

Who knows that Li Chuo, who is usually soft and cute, was not convinced by Zhang Xu's aura this time, so he pushed Zhang Tao hard, pushed him up the buttocks, lifted his waist, and dashed towards the executioner. on stage.

"sorry."

Li Chuo punched the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked the Beihai Kindergarten, overturned several soldiers and executioners guarding around him, and came directly in front of the figure that had been cut into blood gourds.

"I'll send you on your way!" Li Chuo pulled out the soft sword from his waist, the tip of the sword moved forward flatly, and with a puff sound, it pierced the apex of the man's heart very precisely.

Time and space froze.

The noisy, laughing, numb crowd stopped moving, as if a frame was stuck, the fallen leaves stayed in mid-air, the overturned soup bowl stagnated in the hands of people, the soup was like liquid floating in the space station, congealed They became balls one by one, suspended in the air, motionless, people's emotions were permanently fixed on their faces, and greedy rays of light shone in their eyes.

Li Chuo looked back at the frozen crowd in surprise. In the hunting wind, everything was calm, as if printed by a 3D printer. The expression looked a little relieved and a little distressed.

suddenly...

When Li Chuo looked back at him, he suddenly felt the hilt of the sword in his hand tightened. He turned his head and saw his sword. Shangfang's sword became smaller and smaller, as if it was about to be sucked into the wound on the man's heart. Same!

"What's going on?!" Li Chuo said loudly, not sure if he was talking to himself or questioning someone.

"Let go."

Zhang Tao jumped up behind him with a cat, pulled the child's body, carried him away from the execution platform in his arms.

"My saber..."

"Snacks are ready." Zhang Tao said in a deep voice.

After absorbing Li Chuo's Shangfang sword, the human-shaped mass of flesh and blood gradually disappeared. At the same time, his saber also shrank from a three-foot autumn water to a small and exquisite bone-scraping knife. At the same time that the mass of flesh and blood disappeared completely, it fell to the ground with a ding dong, making a chilling sound.

"You are really a benevolent monarch." Zhang Tao bent down and picked up the bone scraping knife, held it in his hand and handed it to Li Chuo.

"Hmm." Zhang Tao's sudden serious tone made Li Chuo, who was used to being treated like a hooligan by others eating tofu, a little uncomfortable. His eyes were fixed on his tender face, and he couldn't hear what he said clearly.

"I didn't expect you to get the dessert for me in the end." Zhang Tao stretched out his hand and squeezed the child's cheek, it was soft and tender, and it felt great.

"Well, it's okay." Hearing that adoring and proud tone, the little emperor was a little drunk by his praise, and waved his hand to signal that I understand.At the same time, the surrounding Two-dimensional crowd scene also disappeared, and it returned to the imperial capital in the early morning.

The brilliance of the moonlight has faded at some point, the night is gloomy, and the east gradually reveals a hint of paleness.

Zhang Tao's Dao outfit was gone, and he was still the boy in a t-shirt, jeans and board shoes with a big cotton monkey on his outside, but Li Chuo's situation was more embarrassing.

The borrowed ghost clothes disappeared with the disappearance of the ghost way, and his own clothes were not left behind. He was only wearing a pair of underpants, standing shivering in the cold wind in the early morning.

"Zhang... answer... yes..." Li Chuo whispered like a ghost bared his teeth.

"I'll take it off now!"

Fortunately, it was cold spring, Zhang Tao was wearing a cotton monkey, and now he took it off very discerningly, covering the dragon body of the Holy Majesty.

"Is everything packed?"

"All right!"

"Get up and drive back to the palace."

"twitter!"

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"Ha Qiu! Ha... ah... Qiu!"

Unreasonable and unexpected, Li Chuo fell ill when he returned home.

Not to mention the pampered little emperor, even a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old who was stripped naked in the capital of Yangchun and March would basically have a cold and a fever and fall into the kang.

As the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to hurt the muscles and bones, and a week to catch a cold and a fever. The ancients were honest and honest, but the little emperor started to find fault after sleeping on the kang for a day.

"Rub your waist, it hurts."

Li Chuo turned over and lay down, pouted his buttocks, Zhang Tao quickly stretched out his wolf paws, but just as he touched it, Li Chuo kicked him hard.

"Is that my waist?"

"The slave is blind, the slave deserves to die."

Based on the principle of learning from past mistakes and avoiding future ones to save patients, Zhang Tao sincerely admitted his mistake, and massaged Li Chuo superbly.

"Hmm~" The child is like a big cat, and after being rubbed comfortably, it starts to whine, soft and cute, making Zhang Tao's strength seem to show off, and he can't stop at all.

"By the way, didn't you get your snacks? Why don't you deliver them?" Li Chuo fell into a coma all day before thinking about serious business. Now the small shop is the common property of the two of them. They want to restore the country and the world, and cultivate themselves. The Qi family is the first step, and business still needs to be done. Although the times are different and the monarchy has been abolished, at least they should be a commercial predator.

"Well, that's because the business is different this time. It's not for the entrusted customer to eat directly, but to deliver food, and the other party is still a stubborn one." Zhang Tao touched the bone scraping knife in his butt pocket , I have to find an opportunity to deliver the takeaway, otherwise Li Chuo's Shangfang sword will not come back.

"Master, there are people coming to visit from outside." There was a knock on the door, and the little boy Li Zi secretly squeezed into his little head to come over.

"Who is it? We don't do business during the day." Zhang Tao rolled his eyes, with an expression on his face that you didn't see me flirting?

"Say it's my uncle's younger brother." Li Zi spread his hands, expressing that the other party is a relative of the emperor and he can't afford to mess with him.

No way?It was delivered to your door in just one day?It seems that Li Chuo is very attractive.

"Let all the monkey cubs come in, our family has to adjust and adjust well~" Zhang Tao said with a sly voice while pinching his throat.

"Come on!" Li Zi ran out happily, and after a while, brought in a half-sized boy wearing a modified school uniform, combing his short hair and earrings.

"Big brother!"

As soon as the boy saw Li Chuo, his eyes glowed green and he rushed towards him. He jumped into the air, and was stopped by Zhang Tao with a high leg. He lay across the air like a piece of soft noodles.

"Sister-in-law, uh, let me go quickly." The student paddled in the air with his hands and feet.

"It's good to know that I'm a sister-in-law." Zhang Tao was very satisfied with the student's honorific title, and put him on the ground with his armpit.

"Brother, we went to the Imperial College to look for you. I haven't seen you since school ended. So you're on sick leave?" When I got up, it looked like a string of alleys growing up in a one-story house.

"Oh, I... um, I have a cold." Li Chuo's lies from childhood to the conference were limited to letters of benevolence, righteousness and morality, and things in life were really incomplete, and he stumbled to find a true lie.

"We also said that we will pick you up from school every day in the future, and we will wait for you to recover."

"No problem, I will approve it when your elder brother is well." Zhang Tao patted the male student on the shoulder righteously and said with a smile, while winking at Li Chuo.

"Thank you, sister-in-law!" The boy got the permission, his eyes glowed, his little face was flushed with excitement, he was half the age of Mu Qiang, if he had nothing to do, he would find some Gu Long Jin Yong to have a look, this time he met a peerless Gao As a human being, you must stalk and beat hard, and strive to become a competent junior as soon as possible, and then be promoted to a senior manager of the sect.

"Don't be big brother and sister-in-law. I guess you are older than us. My name is Zhang Tao, and he is Li Chuo. What about you?"

"My name is Aaron!"