Gluttonous canteen

Zhang Tao, the grandson, pretended to be quite good, he stretched for two seconds, and seeing that the time was almost up, he burst out laughing like a balloon that had been pricked by a needle point, spewing spittle on the little emperor's face.

"Oh!" The child was startled, and moved back abruptly, making a ponytail, the crown on his forehead disappeared, and he returned to the appearance of combing his ponytail high.

At the same time, the moonlight in front of Zhang Tao continued to move slowly as time passed, avoiding Zhang Tao's face, and that guy turned into a young man with short hair and long bangs, shaking his hair and crawling up.

"Is the Holy Majesty admiring enough? The beauty of my concubine."

"Hmm." Li Chuo murmured and agreed vaguely.

"By the way, last time you said you went to some comic exhibition, isn't it also possible to dress up as an ancient costume?"

"Oh, yes? Why is the saint interested?"

As an otaku single dog for hundreds of millions of years, Zhang Tao and Li Zi have always spared no effort to participate in such things as comic exhibitions in the world, because the two have good looks and have won many awards. The popular years have passed, and most of the boys and girls who play together are now parents. It would be too magical for them to show their frozen-age tender faces, so in recent years, I have to cosplay some characters who can't see the real appearance. , for example - Kumamoto or something.

"You can also do it when you are sleeping. I think the Taoist Chunyang you mentioned last time is pretty good." Li Chuo secretly began to find some tricks for his sex life.

Well, no matter ancient or modern, Chinese and foreign, men's creativity in h is really not covered.Zhang Tao sighed in admiration. It seems that cross-dressing play is quite popular no matter what era and region it is.But it's okay, it's not easy for me to go on show in the circle these few years, and it's not bad to have a sex addiction at home. If you're lucky, you can ask the little emperor to sit on it and move by yourself.

"Okay, I'll give you a full set of the original version when the time comes." Zhang Tao thought about the benefits he could get, and felt that the deal was not a loss. It would be worth a few thousand exchanges, and the king would not go to court early. expenditure.

"The moonlight started to move again." Li Chuo was still looking at Zhang Tao's ancient costume, and when he rolled his eyes, he found that the moonlight in the window had shifted at some point, and now it was slantingly shining on the performance in the middle of the dance floor On the stage, those abandoned drum sets and electric guitars, illuminated by the moonlight, turned into the appearance of traditional musical instruments, such as pipes, flutes and flutes.

"Pipa, can you play it?"

It may be that he hasn't been in touch with the things of his era for a long time. Li Chuo ran over excitedly, sat under the moonlight, picked up a pipa, and stroked it casually in his arms a few times. , rippling away in the quiet secret room in an instant, a little weird and desolate.

"Well, just a little bit, what do you want to hear?" Zhang Tao walked over, took the instrument in Li Chuo's hand, sat on the ground, let the moonlight shine on his body, the light Taoist attire and indifferent eyebrows, matched with a timbre The deserted pipa is quite beautiful.

"Whatever, any tune is fine." Sitting next to him, Li Chuo couldn't help touching his sleeves, which were as smooth as silk.

"Brother, I'll play and sing for you." Zhang Tao waved his fleshy claws to test the strings. His claws were quite sharp, and he didn't need to wear any armor to play the pipa. His posture looked like a bassist.

The soft and sonorous timbre flowed down from the pipa in Zhang Tao's arms. He held the pipa in a very graceful and professional posture, with lowered eyelids and blurred eyes, as if what he was holding in his arms was not the pipa, but his boyfriend.

Zhang Tao's cat's claws gradually turned into human hands. The man's fingers were slender and the joints were obvious. He played the instrument like the flame that had been ignited on Li Chuo, skillful and determined.

Watching Zhang Tao playing the pipa, the little emperor felt a little jealous of the pipa, thinking secretly that he had to smash the electric guitar before going out after a while.

"Hello? Hello?" Zhang Tao tried the sound test.

"Then I'll directly orgasm."

"→_→" In an instant, Zhang Tao's evil, charming and attractive appearance was shattered into pieces in Li Chuo's mind, bah, what a handsome ass, it's still that stick.

"Ahem, I'm going straight to climax." Zhang Tao added with embarrassment.

The moment the cloud breaks the moon and the white sword comes out

Kiss to the side of the neck

One touch

life and death only in size

wind breath flower silent

Huayue silently drinks people's hate~

Wait for me to tear apart half a mile of this morning and evening universe

Three-foot blue light rotary washing smoke and dust

Drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog~

"Shut up!" Li Chuo couldn't bear it any longer, pulled Zhang Tao and Pipa out of the moonlight, and turned into a cowardly young man holding an electric bass.

"My lord, is the concubine's singing voice not mellow enough?"

"The front is not bad, who do you think is a dog?" Li Chuolong stared at Zhang Tao with displeasure and asked.

"This is the original word!"

"The devil believes you."

"In a sense, you, my lord, seem to be ghosts too."

"Well."

Just when the little emperor was hiccupping and hiccupping due to Zhang Tao's choking, and was trying to fight back, suddenly, another rustling sound came from the depths of the corridor.

"The stubble is coming, go up."

Zhang Tao restrained his playful smile, grabbed Li Chuo's waistband, and went into the room with a pounce. He put the child behind him, and the two of them lay on the beam, watching the situation below nervously.

Squeak, bang.

The door was pushed open from the outside, this time it was not as troublesome as the walking dead, it was opened by a living person, although Li Chuo knew that the so-called living person was only a person who lived in this field hundreds of years ago People, by now the bodies of these people must have been rotten.

From the opened door, many men entered in a file. Their makeup was a bit strange, with short skirts and small attire. They were not the dignified and dignified Han officials that Li Chuo was used to. In fact, they were even inferior to ordinary scholars. On the top, the two parts of the clothes are ordinary people, um, a bit like Zhang Tao's dress when he was cooking, chef?

"Are you traveling together?"

"Okay, the eyes are poisonous enough."

Zhang Tao secretly stuck out his thumb, admiring the child's photographic memory. If he took the college entrance examination, he wouldn't be able to work at Peking University and Tsinghua University?But then again, the dynasty where the little emperor lived was very serious about academics. Well, the number one scholar in liberal arts can always be easily obtained. At that time, I can let him make his debut by the way, and recommend a brain-invigorating food learning machine. of.

"Well, didn't you talk about the Imperial College just now? I figured it out, you don't know much about the rules of this era, and you can't make any friends. Those kids just liked you a lot, why don't you go to school again? "

Only unexpected, nothing impossible, Zhang Tao pondered in his heart, Li Chuo with such a bright mind has studied, and he will no longer have to worry about food, clothing, housing and transportation for the rest of his life. Now that the housing prices in the imperial capital are so expensive, it is not shameful for a man to eat soft food. What's more, he is eating another man's soft rice.

"Well, that's fine." Zhang Tao's words seemed to fit the child's mind. Just now, he had a fight with those gangsters, which reminded him of those good-for-nothing children he raised in the palace. Companion and Puhu are both too young and mature, no one will treat him with equality. After coming to this world, except for Zhang Tao, he didn't make any friends. It would be good to go back to school.

"Then it's settled. When I go back, I'll ask Wang Dun to give you a few fake certificates. You'll be enrolled in this fall. You've told them that you belong to the Imperial College. Let's transfer to the Imperial College. three."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Li Chuo struggled for a while, wondering why Wang Dun could do any fake certificate, and it was exactly the same as the real one, even his ID card was done. There is actually a magnetic strip in it, but he is still very grateful to Wang Dun. If there is still something to do in the future, he will finally not have to take a bullock cart.

The two chatted for a long time, eating popsicles and pulling popsicles, but they didn't melt (talk), so they could only stare at the chef-like people downstairs who kept walking. When you come in, you are taking the dishes. You take the dishes one by one from the guards at the door, and keep stacking them on the table. The higher the size, the higher the size.

"What are they doing? Are they preparing a buffet? It seems to be Japanese food."

Li Chuo frowned and asked, he still remembered that when Zhang Tao took him out to eat, he once introduced him to a Japanese restaurant with a small store but very clean and delicious food, and the sashimi was served in the same way.

The salmon is cut thicker, and it tastes super satisfying to eat. There is another fish whose name he forgot. Because it is very chewy, the shopkeeper’s special slices are very thin. If you eat one piece, you can eat it After chewing for 1 minute, the texture of the fish and the delicious taste of the sea collided on the tip of the tongue, which made Li Chuo a little addicted.

"By the way, sashimi!" Zhang Tao shouted in a low voice.

"Well, can it be called sashimi?" Li Chuo asked modestly because he didn't understand the rules when he first arrived.

"No, these plates below are 'raw slices'." Zhang Tao explained while covering Li Chuo's mouth very quickly.

"Ouch!" As expected, the child retched, but fortunately Zhang Tao blocked it beforehand, so he didn't throw up the faces of the chefs below.

"You mean..." The child finally broke free from Zhang Tao's shackles, took a few breaths, and suddenly remembered that the air he inhaled was filled with the same kind of smell, so he quickly held it back, his little face was full of suffocation Get pale.

"Here, take a quick drink." Zhang Tao took out the water bottle prepared for him from his pocket, and the little emperor took a few sips, and soon he felt much more comfortable.

By the way, Zhang Tao also drank it mouth to mouth. When he didn't eat negative energy, the taste in his mouth was very good. It was like a black tea that could walk. Li Chuo comforted himself like this.