Gluttonous canteen

"No."

Zhang Tao salivated, and rejected Li Chuo's proposal to become a queen, his expression was like "when your roommate from the lower bunk poked his head to see you", which was very awkward.

"Why... oh." Li Chuo bit his lips and lowered his head. His self-esteem is much stronger than that of ordinary people. If placed in the social field of modern society, he definitely belongs to the kind of high-ranking person who will not ask you out a second time. Cold god.

"Don't you want to know why?" Zhang Tao smiled meanly, his heart was full of joy, seeing Li Chuo's forbearance, he really wanted to get rid of him now.

"You said."

"Didn't you tell me that to be your empress, you start with an official woman, and go up to promise, Chang Zai, nobleman, concubine, concubine, imperial concubine, imperial concubine, and then the empress. There are nine ranks in total. If you do well , is there still hope in 20 years?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Think about it carefully, this is a role-playing game! And the ultimate target of the strategy is you, how cute is it?!" As a prehistoric otaku, since the 80s of the last century, Zhang Tao has really ushered in In his golden age, house rot and double rest reached the point where Wen Chengwu's virtues lasted forever. How could he let go of this real human puzzle game that erodes Li Chuo step by step.

"You bastard, do you treat me like a game?!" Li Chuo finally broke out unbearably as he looked at the distorted dead face, grabbed Zhang Tao by the collar, lifted him up and roared.

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills." Zhang Tao still looked like a hooligan, and blinked at him.

Just when Li Chuo was about to continue his rant, he added in a timely manner: "However, our game is a stand-alone version, so we don't take others to play, hey." He kissed Li Chuo's face.

"..., hum." The child was noncommittal, but he had already relaxed his body, and let him kiss him honestly.

"Let's go, this time it's finally time to see the real master." Zhang Tao arched Li Chuo's chest with his head, and jumped up on the spot, revealing his already riddled pants. Strangely, The bloody and bloody wounds that had been bitten had healed miraculously now, leaving only two white and tender thighs with coconut palm juice. Li Chuo swallowed when he saw it, thinking about these legs That's enough for him to play for a year.

The two jumped from the narrow gap above the rock wall, and as soon as they landed, they stepped on those little spiders, only to find that because the poison Zhang Tao emitted just now was very corrosive, those insects were eroded to the point where only empty space was left. The shell is weathered when stepped on lightly.

"You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, poisonous, poisonous." Zhang Tao groaned, dragged Li Chuo to step on countless corpses, slowly waded through the pile of corpses, and finally came to the male corpse.

It was a well-preserved male corpse, except for the unhealthy ashes on his face, it was almost the same as a living person, but it was still not as fresh as Li Chuo, Zhang Tao secretly thought, after all, his sage It was still very tender and juicy when it was dug out of the ground by myself. It perfectly slapped Mrs. Xin Zhui in the face and became another insurmountable monument in the archaeological history of our country. Of course, he is Zhang Tao’s self-retained money, and he is absolutely unique. It will not be handed over to the state.

"This is the most primitive wind burial ceremony?" Li Chuo stepped forward to take a closer look. He only cared about the integrity of the wet corpse, but he didn't notice his feet. He seemed to have kicked something. There was a clear and crisp sound, refracted and rippling in the quiet cave, lingering around the beams.

"What is this?" Li Chuo looked down and saw that it was the female spider that he had cut in half by him just now. He just accidentally kicked her on the neck. There was still a string of necklaces hanging there. It was so dangerous that they didn't even notice that there were traces of man-made piercing on the female spider's body.

"Wow, even animals know how to dress up these days." Zhang Tao sighed, squatted down and stretched out his hand to tug at the chain, only to find that the chain was very thick, and it seemed that it was not for ordinary decoration. The necklace, just because the female spider is much taller and more powerful than ordinary people, so it doesn't look very abrupt when it is hung around the neck.

"Is it a chain? Is it a tool to control her?" Li Chuo also squatted down and reached out to probe the back of the female spider's neck, only to discover the source of the iron lock. It turned out that the female spider was artificially placed. Locked in this place, that is to say, she is a divine beast raised artificially to guard this wind burial mausoleum?

Li Chuo looked at the man's way of death and had to admit that even though he had a lot of cruel officials back then, nothing could compare to the rich imagination of this mortician, burying people in such a place that does not belong to heaven or earth. There was a spider web hanging on the cliff. I don’t know where such a magical creature was captured to guard him. This cave has almost reached the bottom, and there are so many corpses. An adult male spider, maybe the female spider was already in the current state when it was captured. Once the tomb robbers triggered the mechanism, she would take the initiative to give birth to protect the entire tomb.

"Strange, why did the person who built the tomb spend so much time setting up various organs to guard the tomb? Obviously there is nothing valuable." Zhang Tao got into the eyes of money with all his heart, looking around for valuable things, However, in the deepest part of the mausoleum, there seems to be nothing to take except the male corpse.

"Maybe what he wants to protect is not property. Don't you think this kind of burial is very strange? It's not just the imperial tomb, even ordinary people pay attention to burial, but why does this person adopt such a strange way?" How to bury it?" Li Chuo took two steps back, carefully looking at the way the male corpse was preserved.

His limbs are slender, and his body lines are very well-proportioned. He can be called a long-body Yuli, Shuiyue Guanyin, but this body with almost perfect proportions is tightly bound in mid-air by spider silk. Every part of the body Not an inch of ground was touched.

Li Chuo always felt that he seemed to have heard of this kind of funeral, or some similar death method, but because Zhang Tao had just restarted it for a few days, most of the hard disk reserves were still a little fuzzy, and his brain was not as good as before. For a moment and a half, it was really a state where I couldn't think of the words.

"Oh, that's when you paid attention to burial, but now we pay attention to cremation. I have a flat chest, I am proud, and I save cloth for the country." Zhang Tao simply sang out.

"Wait! This method of death is similar to the method used by Empress Lu to kill Han Xin!" Just when Li Chuo was impatient with Zhang Tao's humming singing, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and finally he thought of the situation in front of him. What is the scene like.

"Why are you talking about that magic stick again?"

"Have you ever heard the story about Gaozu and Han Xin's agreement of three not to kill? Back then, Han Xin was the master of Gao Zhen, and he was afraid. Gaozu comforted him and said that there is no killing between heaven and earth, people must not be killed, and iron must not be killed. Basically, all the ways to kill Han Xin have been eliminated. But later, Empress Lu wanted to kill him, and finally put him in a suspended iron cage with black curtains wrapped around it, and let more than a dozen court ladies use it. The sharpened bamboo stick kept poking into it, and Han Xin was killed in this way."

"Hey, a girl's imagination and execution ability...Fortunately, I'm gay." Zhang Tao subconsciously scratched his butt, where flesh was still growing, and it felt a little painful and itchy. Hearing what Li Chuo said The story is particularly painful.

"No, didn't you say that people should not be killed? In the end, I used the girls."

"In that era, women were not considered human beings." Li Chuo frowned and said.

"Why? What kind of feudal superstition." Zhang Tao rolled his eyes, thinking that you were born too late, and you had never seen the era of Queen Mother Xi, who would dare to mess with girls at that time.

"Don't you think that this man's funeral is very similar to Han Xin's final ending? He didn't exist between heaven and earth, and was guarded by a female beast, or maybe it ended his life in the end?"

"Fuck, I'm terrified when I think about it carefully." Zhang Tao trembled all over. If it was really as Li Chuo speculated, someone must have made a similar promise to this man before he was alive that he would never hurt him, and in the end In order not to break his promise, he used this weird method to kill him, but after thinking about it, the person with the right to kill General Fuyuan must be the emperor at the lowest position, right?

"So the owner of the tomb encountered a scumbag in his life?" Zhang Tao sighed, and silently apologized in his heart for his behavior of complaining about the girl just now. It seems that men are more ruthless when it comes to scum.

Thinking of this, Zhang Tao glanced secretly at Li Chuo. He is actually not a person who often shoots map guns, but he still has lingering fears about the emperor, a scumbag with a high probability of occupation.

"What are you looking at? Your behavior is suspected of professional discrimination." After being with Zhang Tao for a long time, Li Chuo also learned some sentences for defending rights, and gave him a hard look.

"Ahaha, how could it be, you are so soft and cute."

"I've never done such a thing." Li Chuo looked at the man hanging on the spider web with some pity. He suddenly felt a little lucky that he met Zhang Tao when his mind was still pure, let alone at the same time. At the pinnacle of beauty.

Li Chuo looked back at Zhang Tao affectionately, and saw him staring at him like a silly roe deer, and didn't know to come over to give him a warm hug.

Just when Li Chuo was about to have an attack again, he suddenly felt a very slight sound.

"what sound?"

Li Chuo has practiced martial arts all year round, and his eyesight and hearing are much more sensitive than ordinary people. He didn't think it was strange in the noisy environment just now, but now all the tomb-guarding spiders have been killed, and only When he and Zhang Tao were alone, he felt that something was wrong, as if there was still a slight sound.

"What's the sound?" Zhang Tao didn't notice much, and listened with his neck stuck, but found nothing unusual.

"Did you hear me wrong, now it's just the two of us who are panting."

"That's right! Panting, it's the sound of breathing!" Li Chuo said loudly, grabbed Zhang Tao's neck and jumped back a dozen steps away, carefully looking at the man hanging on the spider web opposite him , he... is still alive? !