Gluttonous canteen

As the smoke cleared, Zhang Tao did feel a kind of pain, but it seemed to be different from the pain of being crushed by hundreds of horses.

His waist and eyes hurt a little. When he looked down, it was Li Chuo who was holding his clothes tightly, accidentally pinching the flesh, and the child was in his arms, trying to keep turning him from body to body. The movements are similar to the warm-up activities they do every night.

"..."

Zhang Tao looked up and saw that the Mercedes-Benz chariot had disappeared, and there was nothing around. Wait, he couldn’t say that there was nothing. The weeds growing around him near the statue of the courtiers were still lush when he entered the tomb passage, but now It has all withered, dead branches and leaves spread all over the place, a bleak scene, ah, autumn in the old capital~

"Is it a hallucination?" Zhang Tao got up with a grunt, and picked up Li Chuo who was still struggling in his arms. The two looked at the smoke and dust on each other's faces, and looked at each other.

"If it's a hallucination, then how can we explain these withered grasses?" Li Chuo looked at the weeds around him, and poked his head out from the entrance of the cave to see if the vegetation outside had been destroyed. It didn't matter, his eyes pierced through the thin fog and saw an incredible sight.

"This is……"

Zhang Tao looked in the direction of his finger. On the other side of the canyon, the mountains and plains are full of densely packed caves of all sizes. The green vegetation on the entire cliff is like a clumsy time travel novel. .

"This is Yin soldiers crossing the road." Li Chuo suddenly remembered something, and said in a low voice.

"Yin soldiers? You mean, is this an ancient battlefield?"

"No, didn't you just say that? The man who was buried here led soldiers to fight in battle, maybe...he put the soldier talisman on his body when he was buried."

When Li Chuo was not laid off before, he grew up in the deep palace, in the hands of eunuchs and women, and heard many secret rumors since he was a child.

At that time, there was also a first-class general in the imperial court who was ordered to garrison the frontier. Who knew that the soldiers approached the city and besieged it for more than a month. The Yanguan actually asked to open up the general's body and take back the soldier talisman.

When Li Chuo was a child, he thought it was strange and cruel. Since the other half of the soldier talisman was in the hands of the emperor, wouldn't it be enough for the weaving bureau to make another piece according to the mold?Why desecrate the remains of the ancestors.Later, I heard the legend of the eunuchs around me that when a general died in battle, he must not be buried with the soldier talisman, otherwise all his subordinates who died in battle would be attracted to gather. This is the legendary Yin soldiers crossing the road.

"According to the rules, a general cannot be buried with a soldier's talisman, otherwise there will be incidents of ghost soldiers crossing the road. Maybe the person who arranged the funeral didn't believe this? Or is there some other reason."

"Then you can only find out if you go in and have a look, but you mean, those sieve holes on the cliffs are the result of Yin soldiers passing by?"

Zhang Tao set up a pergola and looked towards the opposite side. Now that the mist has dissipated more, visibility has gradually improved, and the densely packed holes can be seen more clearly. It is definitely a good medicine that can cure dense phobia in one fell swoop.

But he soon realized that something was wrong. If it was a ghost soldier passing by, why the shapes of these holes were not very regular, and they basically showed a pattern similar to flowers blooming. How should I describe it?It's like the waves that are created when a drop of water falls into the water, which is exactly the opposite of the cave they are hiding in now.

"Pfft! Do you think the cave on this cliff looks like the whack-a-mole plate..." Zhang Tao turned around cheerfully and said to Li Chuo.

Suddenly, he saw a look of fear in his eyes.

Li Chuo's eyes were shining brightly, and with one hand on his waist, he pulled out Shangfang's sword with an extremely fast speed, held it in his hand, jumped up with the sword flower, and slashed straight at Zhang Tao. come down!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa murder my husband!" Zhang Tao covered his head and pouted his buttocks, curled up, and there was a bang!There was smoke and dust behind him.

When the dust settled, Zhang Tao shook his hair, looked back secretly, and saw that Li Chuo was holding a sword in his hand and pinning it behind his back, facing the wind with his hands behind his back, and not far from him was a huge giant Snakehead!

The fried chicken was big, because it fell like a dog chewing mud, and it seemed that it was hanging on a few welcoming pine trees at the edge of the tomb with a little strength from its fangs. Several tall trees were crushed by this big head It's going to be on the verge of falling, and it seems that it won't be long before this head will fall into the abyss below due to gravity and mountain wind.

"Tsk." Li Chuo looked at the huge and ugly head, stretched out his hand to press the hilt of the sword, and wanted to cut off the welcoming pine directly, and pushed the tree and the snake head into the cliff together.

"what are you doing?!"

Just as he bowed his head and drew his sword, Zhang Tao sneaked over, took out his Kidney Six from his pocket, and took a selfie stick with him. Take a photo with the snake head.

"Hey, post it on Moments and cut it off, wait for me for a few seconds." Zhang Tao once again posed in a classic Bolt pose, and he was addicted to taking pictures.

"→_→"

Li Chuo knew that Zhang Tao had the habit of taking selfies, but it was because he fell asleep in the middle of the night and was suddenly hugged by him. He thought he was trying to rape him. Unexpectedly, this guy hugged him and took a few photos of himself in bed, and he rolled away contentedly. Going to sleep on the floor bunk caused him to get up and down all night and didn't sleep well. Sometimes he looked very energetic and smart when he saw Zhang Tao, but he always lost the chain at critical moments, alas.

"Is it ready?"

"Okay, okay, wait for me to use Tiantian P Tuha. Recently, Song Zhongji's look has been added to the crazy make-up." Zhang Tao simply squatted on the ground and played with his phone.

"..."

"Hey, before I came out, Wang Dun and the others kept asking me to post on Moments. I'm not as good at making money as he is, and I can't post anything worthwhile, so I had to make some of these." Zhang Tao made his face beautiful. Tu Xiuxiu muttered.

Suddenly, there was a slight noise in the canopy where the snake head hung, and then, a large transparent mucus fell rapidly from the canopy, pouring on Zhang Tao's neck and shoulders!

The liquid hung from his neck and dripped on Kidney [-], with a pricking sound, the machine was instantly burned!

"Emma! My six kidneys! I bought this in installments on Tmall! There are still three installments to be paid off! My god!" Zhang Tao jumped up from the ground as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and looked at the The cell phone on the ground began to howl with a mournful face.

It was the venom from the snake head's mouth. Because of the dead relationship, the muscles slackened, and it dripped from the fangs, and slid down the treetop to his body.This venom is really powerful, it can instantly dissolve metals... Wait, but why does it have no effect at all when it is dripped on Zhang Tao's body? !Li Chuo's phoenix eyes were wide open, looking at this enigmatic man.

"Cough." Li Chuo cleared his throat. After a while, he found that Zhang Tao was still crying. As for it?For the sake of a break... Well, that thing is really amazing, even the rose gold that my Zhang Tao bought is really hard to put it down, and it's a slippery brush to wear the scarf.

"Okay, okay, be good, don't cry, at worst I'll let you."

Li Chuo was upset by his crying, he had never felt this way before, if in the palace, if he happened to hear some palace maid and eunuch couldn't help crying, and immediately pulled out the rhythm of chopping, only this boy's crying It makes Li Chuo feel distressed... Well, this seems to be the plot where the domineering president fell in love with me. It turns out that the plots in the current novels are all passed down from ancient times. Thinking about it this way, I am not considered a foreigner As for the staff, Li Chuo actually found a little sense of belonging and nodded in satisfaction.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothephone."

Just when he had a fierce ideological conflict in his heart, and was thinking about whether to eat soft food, suddenly, a fishy smell shot straight out from the cliff below the snake's head!

"What the hell? Are you still here?!"

Zhang Tao rolled on the spot, grabbed Li Chuo's waist, and the two of them hid behind the statue of the courtier. Suddenly, a thick, headless body leaped into the air, and its ugly limbs writhed desperately. On the wound cut off by the sword Qi Qi, the flesh and bones are still wriggling, and the blood vessels on the wound are still spraying bright red blood, sprinkled on the canopy next to Zhang Tao squatting just now, There was a piercing sound, the leaves of the trees withered and turned yellow and fell, and white smoke continued to rise. A lush, thousand-year-old tree was corroded and turned into nothing in a blink of an eye.

"Emma is haunted! Snakes have ghosts too?"

"Fizz!"

Before Zhang Tao finished speaking, another huge snake head was thrown out of the air, no matter in appearance or model, it was exactly the same as the one Li Chuo chopped off just now.

"Fuck! Two-headed snake?!"

Zhang Tao immediately bent down, pressed his hands tightly on the ground, his neck was raised high, and he made a standard posture before a beast attack.

"Don't look!"

He yelled, and leaped forward, his jumping ability was quite powerful, and he jumped directly into the mid-air where he was facing the snake head!