Gluttonous canteen

"Diapers, hurry up, hurry up."

Li Chuo looked at the crib, and asked Zhang Tao to change the diaper as soon as there was any movement.

"How can there be so much attention, I will change it later. It's all right, let me come, don't touch your hands."

Zhang Tao took a look at the railing outside the crib. There were only a few stains on the snow-white diapers. However, the child hurts the child and has a cleanliness habit.Zhang Tao had to grit his teeth and stomp his feet to change it. Alas, the tens of dollars were in vain before they heard the sound.

The two milk cats have become acquainted with their parents, and they are no longer as wary as they used to be, but the degree of kinship is becoming more and more obvious. Whenever Li Chuo approaches the crib, the two cats will paw at the baby with their fleshy claws. Standing upright on the railing of the bed, his small body wagged his tail towards him. Now it was Zhang Tao who came over to change the diaper. The little Gongmao simply squinted its phoenix eyes, with a look of contempt for the king.

"Shouldn't it be so obvious?" Zhang Tao babbled after changing the diaper, seeing the two curled up in the corner, he didn't seem to have any desire to play with him, so he had to go outside to dispose of the changed cotton pad.

"Oh, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to take care of a baby."

The child followed the big cat's buttocks to the courtyard. The two kittens became very clingy when they were with him. For a child who was born in the ruthless and most imperial family, it seemed to be a bit awkward. He couldn't take it anymore, even he himself was brought up by an institution dedicated to raising princes from birth, and he couldn't fully adapt to the intimate interaction between parents and children. It's melted, and now, while the milk cat is lying on the nest, it's hard to come out to get some air.

"It's not like I said, you haven't touched your hands these days." Zhang Tao pouted his buttocks and sorted out the baby waste, looking back at the child with aggrieved eyes.

"I know you've worked hard, come here." The child beckoned, and the big cat ran over with a scurry. Li Chuo pinched his face and kissed him.

"Where is it now? We will suffer when they lose their hair in a few days. If you are allergic, you should go to a friend's house for a few days. Don't be overwhelmed by then." Zhang Tao nestled in Li Chuo's arms explain.

"Still losing hair?" Li Chuo's whole body trembled. That was enough for him to bear, but he had to bear it. The two children were not close to Zhang Tao, but they couldn't say they didn't like Zhang Tao. Maybe it was because they had just Born, the animal instinct is stronger, you can feel the destructive aura emanating from Zhang Tao, so I am a little afraid of him.

"Probably, I think the fluff on both of their faces has faded almost cleanly, and it is estimated that they will continue to fade in the future." Zhang Tao's tone was not sure.

"There are no parents like you in the world who don't even know how their children will grow up." Li Chuo also convinced him.

"It can't be my fault, I can only follow my own life trajectory." Zhang Tao made a gesture of ╮(╯_╰)╭.

"What's your life trajectory like?" Li Chuo chatted with him while resting his cheek.

"Well, that's a long story. It's after the second war between monsters..." Zhang Tao said mysteriously.

"Shemale war? So you were born in Thailand." Li Chuo continued to quarrel one after another.

"→_→, it's a battle between humans and demons." Zhang Tao corrected the child dissatisfied, and his thoughts returned to the era when the world was mysterious and the universe was prehistoric.

……

"Get out of the way, everyone out of the way, the auspicious time has come, you can't go wrong!"

Next to the Great Rift Valley, a group of creatures like Journey to the West group performances were densely crowded, and they were dancing wildly there. Suddenly, a tree branch was squeezed into the crowd, and a butt curtain was wrapped around its body. The old man hurriedly ran to the depths of the canyon.

"It's the high priest!" Seeing this, everyone quickly backed away.

The high priest walked forward step by step along the alley, with a solemn expression, I love Lafang.

"Fathers, folks, young and old, I'm going!" The high priest came to the cliff of the rift valley and looked down. There was an egg-shaped thing stuffed inside it. He took a deep breath with a fearless expression on his face. With an expression on his face, he jumped up and went to Qingchi.

"Wow!"

Everyone exclaimed in admiration, as if they were infected by his spirit of sacrificing one's life for justice, but everyone soon discovered that the high priest just fell on the top of the giant egg, and even moved his old arms and legs. There seems to be no danger.

"Soon, soon." The high priest stared at the chaotic and unknown sky with his old and cloudy eyes. The sky was full of wind and clouds, and not long after, there appeared the majestic and magnificent celestial phenomenon of the legendary seven stars.

Click, click.

At the same time, the giant egg under the high priest's buttocks made a crackling sound, and the entire Grand Canyon shook as well, as if something was about to burst out of the eggshell.

Click, click, pop!

Finally, the giant egg cracked a deep and far-reaching gap from under the high priest's buttocks. After a violent shock, the liquid substance inside gushed out with thunderous force!

"Ahhhh!"

The high priest was knocked out of the Grand Canyon by this fountain, and the surrounding Journey to the West group performers who were watching the excitement had long since run away crying. Only the old man struggled in the air for a long time, and the fountain finally stopped. The high priest stayed in the air for a moment, and sat back on the ground with his buttocks.

"Ouch, my ass! It fell into eight petals." The high priest cried and rubbed the tip of his buttocks, and when he looked up, he was shocked at that time.

From the huge canyon, a few gigantic figures stood upright in the distance. The high priest's old eyes were dim and he couldn't see clearly through the water vapor in the mountains, but he felt that those shadows were so piercing that he fell to the ground in fright. Huddled into a ball, buttocks pouted and dare not move, only a small slit opened on the eyelid, just like the reaction of a timid person who likes to watch horror movies at a critical moment in the movie.

Boom!Boom!

The huge shadowy figures seemed to have spotted him, and slowly walked towards him from the depths of the Grand Canyon.

But it's strange to say that as those figures approached, the high priest felt that his eyes actually violated the visual gap between near and far, so why did he feel that these shadows were getting smaller and smaller, as if He walked through an invisible gap of scissors, and finally turned into a creature about his size.

"What is this?"

The leader actually spoke, stretched out his hand and grabbed the huddled high priest, lifted the old man up like an eagle catching a chick, and looked at him curiously.

The high priest gritted his teeth and gritted his heart, opened his eyes and looked at the person who came, ah, he is a beautiful young man, he is indeed the product of Zhong Lingyuxiu.

"Hugh, Hugh is rude, you guys, call Dad!" The old high priest blushed, but he still said the lines he had thought of a long time ago.

"Why?" The boy let go, and the high priest fell to the ground again because of the height difference.

"Yes, I hatched you!" The high priest objected, getting up and protesting.

"I said, sir, we can't touch porcelain if we have good words to talk about. Although the brothers have not broken their shells, they have lived in it for a long time. How long have you come here and sat on the eggshells? I think It’s not as early as those who eat melons next to me, so you want to pretend to be our father?"

The leading boy frowned at the liar who failed to recognize his relatives, and the other boys behind him also stared at him murderously. It seemed that if this magician didn't tell the truth, he might make dumplings for him!

"Don't, don't, don't! I'll say it! God, I'm the high priest of the Yaozu, and I'm definitely different from those coquettish sluts out there!" The high priest raised his chest and swore.

"Then why are you pretending to be our father?" The young man tilted his head and stared at this funny old man with a pair of almond eyes. Although his expression was innocent and cute, there was a hint of pride in his eyes. Wang Qi made the high priest shudder all over, so he had no choice but to tell the truth.

"I, I'm here to give your family warmth..." the high priest said secretly, avoiding his eyes.

"Flicker, keep fooling." The young man sneered, looked back at a few followers, and turned his head to one of the gentle-looking young men with a bit of evil spirit, the boy understood, and walked to the big hall in two steps. Standing in front of the priest, he put his hand between his brows and closed his eyes.

"He wants us to help the monster race attack humans." The boy said with blurred eyes, as if he could read the thoughts in other people's minds at will.

"The place where we hatched is called Honghuang, which is the dividing line between humans and monsters. Because there is a natural grand canyon, every time the battlefield is cleaned up, both sides will directly throw the corpses on the battlefield into it. A very powerful aura echoed with the courage of the bravest warriors. As the days went by, a special life form formed in the canyon, and a giant egg appeared. This old man watched the sky at night and discovered the seven stars. The time of Lianju is the time of our birth."

"Because we have the blood of humans and monsters in our bodies, he was afraid that we would be biased towards the human side, so he cramped his feet during the hatching, trying to pretend to be our father and let us be his gunmen, heh." The young man said. With a sneer, he pulled his fingertips away from the high priest's eyebrows. The old man took a deep breath and landed on the ground without stopping.

"I said, why are you attacking humans? Do you want to eat them?" The leading boy lifted the high priest from the ground and looked at him naively with his head tilted.

"No." The high priest shook his head.

"Then do they want to eat you?"

"I don't want to." The high priest shook his head again.

"Then why do you always think about fighting?" The young man stared at the high priest with big clear eyes, and looked at the old man with a guilty conscience.

"For the Horde."

"cut."

"For the alliance?"

"→_→" The teenagers didn't want to talk to him at all. If there was a dog at hand, they must throw one at him.

"You can't go!" The high priest hugged the boy's thigh, and began to implement the strategy of tearing his pants and wrapping his legs.

"You are a collection of the strongest fighters of humans and monsters. Your strength is against the sky. If you don't help us, once you help humans, our monsters will perish!" The high priest cried with snot and tears .

"You mean, so far we are the strongest in the world, right?" The boy turned his head and stripped the high priest off his body, and said with a smile.

"Hmm." The high priest was overwhelmed by his looks, blushed and nodded.

"Then why do we still listen to you?" The boy tilted his head and looked at him very sadly.

"..." The high priest seemed to have an egg stuffed into his mouth, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Let's go." The boy waved his hand, and several people continued to walk forward.

"God!"

"Don't worry, our wish is - world peace, we won't make trouble." The young man waved his hand at the high priest in the shadow of the rising sun, and strode forward.

……

"Boss, why are we going to find work with humans?"

"Well, I offended the high priest, and the other side is not easy to mess with. Humans don't know us, so let's live with them." The leader boy nodded and thought for a while.

"The old man said just now that I am the strongest between heaven and earth. In that case, the boss of the sky, the second son of the earth, and the third son of me. From now on, you can call me the third brother." The young man pulled his chest out, waved his hand, and took Several old cousins ​​moved towards their new life.

This is exactly: demons and ghosts gather together, just like a group of stinky hooligans.

The author has something to say: My wish is world peace.