Gluttonous canteen

Self-earned money?Give me a gdp to try, my dear, you go now, I will definitely not stop you, and I am very pleased to see how you become the father of everyone in the new generation.Li Chuo was full of complaints and suspicious, and gave Zhang Tao an expression of "make it up, you continue to make it up, whether I believe it or not, you believe it anyway".

"It's not... the money you earned in that dynasty. At that time, Lang Guan was only from the ninth rank, and it was good to earn a living. Later, he was selected as a general and a master craftsman and gave him an extra half a catty of stick noodles every month."

"Shut up!" If you dare to dislike my low salary, I will fire you right now, Li Chuo will be mad.

"It's the money I've earned all these years." Zhang Tao suddenly looked up at Li Chuo and said.

The man he liked died, and he buried with him all the wealth he had gained from mixing among humans for thousands of years. When a person lived through the entire time of a civilization, the things he carried with him became Those Qin bricks and Han tiles he used to live in, and the used Cheng kiln and Ru kiln, were tempered by a long time from an ordinary thing to a priceless treasure. He replaced one of his He bought countless gold, jade, pearls and shells and buried them with his love. If his man is destined to experience decay in the land, he will let his own history experience the same fate as him.

"You...why bother?" Li Chuo picked up Zhang Tao's round face, no wonder this guy has lived so poorly, it turned out that hundreds of thousands of dollars had experienced a huge bankruptcy.

"Good job, Zhang Tao!" Li Chuo fondled Zhang Tao's curly hair, and after a while, he suddenly grabbed his neck.

"Are you acting with me these days when you dare to fall in love with your partner?!" What kind of drama is it about falling in love at first sight and seeing you again? You also read him pornographic novels every day to brainwash him, making him poisoned by love.

"No, no!" Zhang Tao felt that he was the child of Yang Naiwu and Dou E, and hurriedly complained.

"My previous memory was brought back after I met you. Oh, it's a long story...how about I take you somewhere?"

"Where is it?"

"You'll know when you get there." Zhang Tao arched his buttocks, put the child on his back, jumped up hard and grabbed the outer wall of the imperial mausoleum, and ran straight up and down.

Li Chuo hugged Zhang Tao's neck tightly, listening to the whistling wind in his ears, the big cat was running so fast that he couldn't help squinting his eyes.

I don't know how long it took, but Li Chuo felt that Zhang Tao's footsteps slowed down, and there was no sound of hunting in his ears. He opened his eyes, and saw a very remote and barren land with various kinds of abandoned buildings. Objects, unfinished buildings without windows, a dilapidated city wall, a playground with no people inhabited, a dry riverbed... Between these unconnected scenes, there are all kinds of people shuttling. Walking, talking, and then walking away, although emotions were displayed on their faces, they looked as lifeless as walking dead.

"What are these? They're not human... are they ghosts?" Although Li Chuo was bold and not afraid, this desolate and desolate place always made him feel uncomfortable.

"Neither, they are my memories, useless memories, I will eat them regularly, store them in a small corner, and don't take up memory." Zhang Tao stretched out his arms and hugged the child's shoulders, These useless memories are gray, and they look really uncomfortable. He found a clean place, sat down cross-legged, stretched out his hand and patted his own leg, and told Li Chuo to sit down and catch his breath Son.

"It turns out that you can still eat your own memory, is it similar to a recycle bin? It's amazing. But why is my memory incomplete? Do I also have this function?" Li Chuo was not polite to Zhang Tao, He sat directly on the big cat's lap.

"Because I ate it." Zhang Tao said in a relaxed and cheerful tone, as if what they were talking about was not human memory, but the leftovers from last night.

"→_→"

"It's not because of greed." Zhang Tao added another sentence.

"As a Lang Guan, although I can always stand very close to your room, the threshold is hard to cross. You refused to leave in the end... I think you are waiting for me." Zhang Tao said suddenly, He buried his head in Li Chuo's neck.

If he didn't have the present happiness, he wouldn't dare to go back to this past.

"You ate my memories about you to prevent me from leaving with regrets, right?" Li Chuo arched Zhang Tao's head with his chin, and the big cat was trembling. Even now that they were together, he still Trembling for what happened so many years ago.

"Well, after finishing your affairs, I even ate my own sad things, but later found out that I ate too much." The big cat was scared.

"What are you eating too much?"

"Your Imperial Tomb. After the two of us got married, I thought I should commemorate the first time I did business. I planned to make a copy of Longfeng Mountain as a souvenir. Only then did I find this big tomb that was previously sealed. It was not a park at that time, and I brought people to repair it by myself, and it was neat and beautiful." Zhang Tao recalled that he thought he was smart and planned to commemorate his first night, but he had a stomachache similar to "The system found that Longfeng Mountain is big. Tomb file with the same name, whether 1. overwrite, 2. exist at the same time, 3. delete the original" three options prompt.

"→_→" Li Chuo has a new understanding of his boyfriend's big appetite.

"Later, I went back to the garbage dump and searched. Oh, I was so tired. After searching for several days, I finally found the part between the two of us." Zhang Tao patted his stomach, remembering the days when he told the children After finishing the story and falling asleep, I rummaged through the old intestines and old stomachs to find the past memory, and finally accompanied the gastroptosis.

"The two of us will have a better time then?" Li Chuo's phoenix eyes turned into almond eyes, wouldn't it?Brother actually slept with Chunyang Zhang Tao?Oh also, ambition is about to be fulfilled.

"It didn't go well, so it's not allowed to enter the house." Zhang Tao said with some regret.

"Come on, I don't believe you have the ability to enter the house." Li Chuo rolled Shiba Inu's eyes, not to mention the unguarded study room of the Snapper, even if someone got him into the Swiss Bank's vault at this moment, Zhang Tao would have the ability Gouging out the door, stealing the hole, getting in, and talking again.

"At that time, I was the one who was friendly with you. How would I know if you were nice to me or not?" Zhang Tao rubbed against Li Chuo's neck. He really wanted to ask him if he could see each other. , but in the end he left without waiting for his answer, the emperor went to the banquet, and the land collapsed.

"What about me? Am I getting better with you?" Li Chuo had listened too much to the pornographic novels that Zhang Tao read to himself. Now because he lost his memory, it sounded like someone else's story. Hooked up by the big cat, he stretched out his hand to pinch Zhang Tao's round face and shook it vigorously.

"This..." Zhang Tao hesitated for a while, not knowing whether he was unclear or just pretending.

"Hurry up, I'll blow you away if you speak it well!" The child's face flushed with excitement, although he knew it was abusive, but luckily it's e now, listening to it will feel very exciting.

"I didn't write an article, why are you throwing thunder?" Zhang Tao puffed up his face.

"Well, it's okay to go out and give you red envelopes, so tell me quickly."

"Hey, although I ate your memory, I can't read it myself." Zhang Tao teased the child for a while, and finally confessed honestly.

"Tsk, I told you earlier, I was so excited for nothing." The child got up impatiently from Zhang Tao, kicked his ass, and kicked Zhang Tao to the ground.

"Hey, excitement won't be in vain, why don't you let it out while it's hot." Zhang Tao has a good temper, and he didn't get angry when he was kicked. Instead, he rolled a few times lying on the ground, flirting angrily Take off the Taoist robe.

Foul, this secretary's robe is the ultimate model of uniform play, the child pretended to raise his head to express his refusal, but he was actually trying to stop his nosebleed that was about to spurt.

"Then it's not too late for you to think about it now." The big cat said cheerfully, holding Li Chuo's ankle very entangled.

"What are you thinking?"

"Think about whether you were close to me at that time?" Zhang Tao's expression suddenly became serious, with a little bewilderment in the seriousness, just like a middle school student who forced himself to restrain himself when he confessed to his favorite best friend for the first time The everyday expression of a hippie smiley face.

Will he be nice to him?Even if he is an emperor.

Yes, if they can understand each other, he will elope with him, at worst, quit his job, his political opponents have become powerless, his mother is firmly in control of the harem, find a high-sounding reason After announcing the news of his death, he took the young secretary Ge Lang Guan to the deep mountains and old forests, and fell in love with him over and over again.

Li Chuo fell into his obsessive delusion about taoist robes, forgetting that Zhang Tao was still eagerly waiting for his response.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty? Let me tell you..." Zhang Tao was left standing there, waiting for a long time without seeing Li Chuo nodding, and his heart was really pounding.

"Huh? Well, no." Li Chuo came back to his senses and shook his head.

"Ah? Why? Where's Gan Laolinquan?" Zhang Tao was shocked at the time.

"I said no, I can't live without a wii in the mountains!" Li Chuo made a ╮(╯_╰)╭ gesture, expressing that I have tried my best.