Gluttonous canteen

Crash, clatter.

Li Chuo shook his head and was scratching his head, but he couldn't remember who he was waiting for. The crown on his head dangled with the child's head, blocking his sight and making him feel very upset.

How did I endure it back then, and went to the court every day with my head full of pearls shaking, but then again, don’t there are a lot of little girls with neat bangs now?There were quite a few classmates who handed him love letters. Every time Li Chuo saw them, he always wanted to ask, was something like a pot lid on his head not an eye?I really asked once, after he made the girl cry, he never dared to speak again. Thinking about it now, he endured the pearl bangs for the honor of the emperor, and he also did it for beauty, and he did not regret dying. Nothing to be surprised about.

"This shit is really annoying." Li Chuo said to himself, looking at Baozi's face.

As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly became clear, and the strings of huge and soft pearls hanging in front of him disappeared, replaced by Zhang Tao's silly and sweet face.

It's still the pure Yang version of Zhang Tao, so fucking handsome.

His slender fingers patiently pushed aside the strings of bead curtains in front of Li Chuo's eyes, and pinned them to the straps behind his ears. His cold fingertips touched the pinnae of his ear, but it made the place burn more and more. It was boiling hot.

"You are here." Li Chuo became nervous and stammered.

"Hey, here we come." Zhang Tao said in an easy-going manner, dressed in a fairy-like manner, still speaking like an honest farmer who went to the city for a blind date from the countryside.

"Cinnabar told you?"

"Yeah." Zhang Tao nodded, automatically ignoring the part where the child was threatened to spank because of his unclear expression.

"It can talk now, what does the sound look like?" When it came to the child, Li Chuo seemed very excited like other novice parents, which made Zhang Tao more or less jealous.

"It's still a ball, how can it talk?" Zhang Tao thought of the ball bouncing up and down in the room, and shook his head.

"Then how did you find it here?"

"It drew a map on the ground, and I suddenly had a stomachache just now, so I guess you are here." Zhang Tao said, patting his stomach.

Stomach pain?It seems that this should be Zhang Tao's hinterland, um, maybe it is the position of the belly collar, Li Chuo secretly used the proper noun of "explosive belly" to locate their specific position in Zhang Tao's body.

"Then I fell down and hit you now, will my stomach sag?"

"It's hard to say, it hurts." Zhang Tao clutched his stomach and was about to squat down when Li Chuo grabbed his neck and pulled him up.

"Come on, just any stone in the Emperor's Mausoleum weighs several tons, and I haven't seen your stomach hurt. I jumped and you hurt? Don't try to pretend to be pitiful, lead the way." Li Chuo let go of Zhang Tao , raised his knee and gently arched his buttocks, signaling him to move forward.

"Ah? Do you still want to go sightseeing? Isn't it...have you already seen it?" Zhang Tao's face was full of reluctance, as if he really wanted to leave this empty ghost town immediately.

"That's because you have read it carefully. Except for inspecting the outline in the second year since I became the throne, I have never gone in to see it at all, and I don't know about the construction of the mausoleum. Anyway, they have already come. I always have to see if they are here. Buried something good for me."

The child has just grown up, and still maintains the strong curiosity of teenagers. He really wants to see what is inside his imperial mausoleum. Since he doesn't know who built such a luxurious mausoleum wall and mausoleum for him , so what is there from the burial pit and the main tomb?Judging by common sense, at least it should be a more valuable treasure than Lingyi, but can the GDP of your own country really afford it?

"Well, then can I wait for you outside?" Zhang Tao showed the uninhibited spirit of his father-in-law, Ge You, and looked like a delicate white lotus flower in the harem. The aggrieved daughter-in-law looked at Li Chuo awkwardly. .

"You didn't fight once or twice, what are you doing shyly?" Li Chuo rolled his eyes, grabbed Zhang Tao's wrist and led him inside.

"Hey, it's so embarrassing." Zhang Tao said secretly, his voice was too low, and he didn't know if he was talking to Li Chuo or talking to himself.

"What did you say?" Li Chuo didn't hear clearly, and looked back at him, only to see Zhang Tao let out a long sigh, his expression suddenly became relieved, and he said with a smile:

"No, nothing, let's go."

This kid is handsome when it comes to critical moments.Li Chuo looked away in embarrassment, but his already red neck betrayed his idiot essence.

"Here...there are so many noble mansions, how could they be so obedient." Li Chuo led Zhang Tao and walked in front, every time he passed a stately mansion, he would be terrified. These nobles are from several dynasties Accumulated prominent famous families, some gentry families even surpassed the royal family in prestige, even the imperial court wanted to marry a princess to others, but they were rejected directly on the excuse of unsuitable family background, with a tough and merciless attitude, what kind of situation is this? Can people move these aristocratic families to their own mausoleums to guard their spirits?

"Of course it's because you are a good emperor. Long live my emperor, immortal blessings and longevity!" Zhang Tao shouted loudly, his voice wafting through the empty streets and sky of Lingyi with great penetrating power.

Although this guy has always been quite peaceful in front of his holy driver, why does he seem so guilty now?Li Chuo looked at the big cat's erratic eyes and always felt that he was hiding something.

"Are you hiding something from me?"

"No... Hey! Be careful!" Zhang Tao was talking, and suddenly jumped towards Li Chuo without warning. At the same time, Li Chuo felt that his feet were empty, and his whole body was about to fall down Thanks to Zhang Tao who arrived in time and grabbed him, the child didn't miss it. Looking down, there was a deep pit several meters square!It was just covered with floating soil.

"what is this?"

Li Chuo used Zhang Tao's physical strength to jump up from the edge of the big pit, and jumped back to the surface. Looking down, the pit is really deep, at least a dozen meters deep. Zhang Tao didn't hold himself back, although the fall wouldn't kill him, but he might be injured for a hundred days.

"Be careful, this is from the burial pit. From here, there are many around."

As Zhang Tao spoke, he puffed up his cheeks and raised his head to the sky, blowing air like a toad spitting out honey. The pressure of the air flow was increasing, and it didn't take long before a strong whirlwind formed in his own stomach. , blowing the accumulated dust from the vicinity of the burial pit, making the sky dark like an imperial capital in spring.

"Ahem, cough, stop bragging, aren't you afraid of turning yourself into a stomach stone?" Li Chuo lowered his head like an ostrich, and Zhang Tao quickly pulled away his Taoist robe and wrapped the child up.

"Okay, okay, the wind has stopped, come out." The big cat shook its fur and pulled the child out of its clothes.

"No." Li Chuo shook his head to shake off the dust from his body, halfway through the shaking, his body suddenly froze.

"What's wrong?"

"How did you know that I was about to fall just now, and that there are many burial pits here, have you been here?"

"Eh..." Zhang Tao got stuck, but soon laughed out loud.

"Of course I know, haven't I been to the Longfengshan Tomb before?"

"Come on, I know you punched a hole directly on the top of my head. When Li Zi was chattering about family affairs, he kept talking about you bullying him. I have already talked about this matter." Li Chuo made a gesture to Zhang Tao. With a →_→ expression, it seems that if he does not tell the truth, he will be punished immediately on the spot.

"Then...as the saying goes, if you know yourself and the enemy, you can win a hundred battles. Before digging a hole, you should always check the terrain." Zhang Tao reacted very quickly, and found another high-sounding reason.

"Hmm." Li Chuo was noncommittal, the Chunyang version of Zhang Tao was so good-looking, it made him a little uneasy, and the homely big cat seemed friendly, and this one always made him feel a bit of a magician, as if If there is a disagreement, he will use the guqin to play ghost notes, and sing the rap of "I have never seen such a brazen person".

"Your Majesty, be careful, watch your feet." Zhang Tao waited carefully, helping the child to walk forward. Li Chuo swayed from side to side to avoid various burial pits. As soon as his body became difficult, his mind automatically stopped think.

"Wait, what's that?" Li Chuo had just jumped over a five-meter-square burial pit, and suddenly felt that the golden light inside was very dazzling. A big golden camel.

"This! Who arranged this from the burial pit! Peat! Was it ever excavated? Whether it is a local master or an archaeologist who sees it, they will think that I am a rich man! I have never seen a good thing. Eyelids Shallow, just bury the real gold and silver in it, where should I put my face? Where should I put it?!" It was recorded in history as a generation of literary and artistic monarchs with high attainments in literature and art, and the collections of this dynasty were good at calligraphy, painting and porcelain. roar of contempt.

"Ahahaha, how do I know who that rich man is?" Zhang Tao looked away with a guilty expression.

"No, I want to go to the highland far away to see how many of these clumsy things are there." Li Chuo put his love between mountains and rivers, and he likes blue and white ink painting, such a golden horse with a little silver man on its back The kid's stuff is so vulgar that he can't eat it at all.

"Hey, wait." Before Zhang Tao reached out to stop him, the child had already entered the room like a flying fairy from the sky. The government office in Lingyi was very tall, and Li Chuo climbed up to the tallest building in the vicinity , Looking down at the neatly arranged rectangular burial pits from top to bottom, it is true that the inside is full of golden light, and you can tell it is a big oil bucket at a glance.

"Who is the general master? I'm going to dig him up and whip his corpse! Wait." Li Chuo miraculously regained his composure after shouting up to the sky.

"Huh, huh, huh, what's wrong with my ancestor." The big cat that had just climbed up stood aside panting heavily.

"These are lined up from the burial pit, why do they look..." Li Chuo frowned and looked at Zhang Tao suspiciously.

"It's like a QR code."