Gluttonous canteen

Chapter 22. Caisson

"This is the so-called dormitory of the Clothes Tomb, let's go in and have a look." Li Chuo led Zhang Tao up the stairs to the entrance of the magnificent and solemn dormitory.

"This hall...is so big." Zhang Tao looked like a villager who entered the imperial capital for the first time to sell goods. He counted the floors of the sleeping hall in a daze. It is several times higher than the commercial housing in modern society, and it is tens of meters high. If you look at the length, width and height as a whole, there are always hundreds of square meters.

"In some dynasties, the specifications of the dormitory and the imperial tomb are exactly the same, that is to say, the dormitory is the imperial tomb on the ground."

Li Chuo spent the last few nights before his death to study his own tomb. He is not superstitious. The purpose of building tombs is basically to deter foreign countries and show his strength. The national strength of Miner Xiaoguo did not dare to offend Tianyan easily. At that time, his heart was really ethereal, not afraid of death, so he felt that I could finally have a rest, so tired to get up at two o'clock every morning.

The child remembered that before his death, he was still lamenting that it was a good thing that he was not married. He was clean before and after his death, and he would not leave a group of poor girls and a few children without fathers. Although the folk customs of that dynasty were relatively open, remarriage was common. However, it is still impossible for a concubine who has an heir to remarry. How pitiful it is, it is better not to have one. Although Li Chuo wrote in the Edict of Sin Ji that three kinds of unfilial piety are bigger than no descendants, he has no regrets in his heart.

Who knew that when he woke up, he would have a wife and children, and happiness would be caught off guard.

"Oh, hey? I said, big brother, what's the matter with your idiot-like smile?" Zhang Tao listened to Li Chuo's science popularization, walked forward a few steps, and was about to open the door to explore, but found The lecturer Li Chuo was at the main entrance of the dormitory with his hands behind his back and his eyes facing the wind, with a sweet smile on his face, which stained his originally young and handsome face with a trace of wretchedness, but because of his good looks, he showed a A kind of weird cuteness.

"It's nothing." After someone discovered his delusions, the child inherited the passive skills of the ancient Chinese emperor Gu Youyou, waved his hand and actively opened the door and entered the bedroom.

Whoa!

As a result, as soon as the children opened the door, the love inside surrounded them like a tide in an instant.

"Pooh!"

Zhang Tao and Li Chuo kept spitting out the green water that rushed into their mouths unpreparedly. They felt like they had fallen into a biogas digester. The hat on Shiro's head made the two of them cough violently.

"Phew! This door...is the waterproof function too good? The water in other places has receded, and it can still wrap so much inside?" Zhang Tao shook his hair and sneezed, very much like a reluctant After being forced to take a bath, the big cat complained with a look of lovelessness.

"No, it should not be caused by the waterproof function. Look at the doors and windows here." Li Chuo stretched out his finger to the window lattice, and Zhang Tao took a closer look. It turned out that the window screen that was originally stuck on it had long since rotted away, leaving only the wooden one. The window grilles and a little bit of silk fiber left behind were washed by the water and stuck to it limply.

"So, the water inside can circulate freely?" Zhang Tao reached out and poked the small hole on the window lattice. It was really transparent inside and out, which made his movements look a little wretched, but fortunately, he was beautiful. It doesn't look particularly irritating to the eyes.

"Is there a field inside?" Li Chuo carefully grabbed Zhang Tao's wrist, but it was too late, his fingers had already crossed the threshold and entered the domain of the bedroom.

"What field?"

"I don't know, such as time, space..." Since water can be distorted, what will happen to people?Li Chuo was thinking in his heart, but seeing that Zhang Tao had already touched the inside, of course he would not be alone. When he saw those imperial court officials who died of civil and martial arts before, Li Chuo still thought why these people didn't care about their bodies to such an extent. To such an extent, for the sake of a good reputation, he was put on the dry bank as a wise king and lord.

Now that I have Zhang Tao, I understand that once a person has hope, if the hope is gone, isn't it life without love?In the past, he was the hope of all the officials and ministers, but now this big cat is his hope. If something happens to the big cat, it will be considered that something happened to him if nothing happens to him alone.

Li Chuo raised his eyes to look at Zhang Tao, still waiting for his explanation in a daze, sighed, and said heroically: "Forget it, let him go in, let's go in." He lifted his foot and kicked Concubine Zhang On his buttocks, he pushed him into the bedroom, stretched his long legs, and followed him in.

"It's really magnificent here!" Zhang Tao shouted to the sky. The first floor is as high as two or three floors. The hand-painted caisson pattern on it presents a distribution of yin and yang shapes. It looks beautiful. I don't know if it is. What kind of paint was used, after so many years of water erosion, there are not many traces of corrosion.

"It's so tall, even more magnificent than mine." As a laid-off little emperor, Li Chuo felt uncomfortable. He ruled the country with a GDP that accounted for more than half of the world, and ended up building an affordable grave. Just being dug out by a pangolin who has turned into a master casually, makes me aggrieved just thinking about it.

"Hey, don't be angry, think about it, if it wasn't for saving money and being thinner, how could a concubine get the status of an official woman so easily? There are pros and cons to everything, aha there are pros and cons." The cat easily saw through the mind of the excrement shoveler, and reached out to stroke Li Chuo's fur.

"Hmm." The child thought for a while, and it was indeed a blessing in disguise, so he let go of his aggrieved thoughts for the time being, but still hooked his fingers at Zhang Tao.

"The little one is here." The big cat stuck to it.

"After finishing this ticket, let's go to see my emperor's brother's grave." Li Chuo said secretly.

"Okay. Huh?" Zhang Tao looked confused.

"Why, do you want to see my brother-in-law?" Zhang Tao didn't mind going to the underground world to get acquainted, but the one under Li Chuo lived for a long time. It's easy to talk about seniority.

"I always feel that as the overseer of my imperial mausoleum, this guy must have taken away a lot of materials to repair his own tomb. Let me live in an affordable tomb, and he lives in a luxury house, hmph."

"Well, there will be opportunities in the future, there will be opportunities." Zhang Tao laughed, thinking that the child really holds a grudge, and he treats himself so well, why even his relatives... Halfway through thinking about it, his eyes suddenly turned red and he jumped Jumped onto Li Chuo.

"What are you doing, Grave Earthquake?" The child was startled.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm so touched." It is said that Wuqing is the emperor's family. Children are somewhat alienated and guarded against their parents, brothers and sisters. What's so sad.

"Don't play, I want to see what's on the algae well." Li Chuo, who doesn't understand the brain circuit of cats very well, hugged Zhang Tao off his body and smoothed his fur. Obviously, he was more interested in the algae well at this moment. Serve bed.

"Well, let's see." Zhang Tao nodded and let him go.

"Hey! Ouch!" Li Chuo slipped his waist, and planned to jump up and walk over the wall like before, but when he grabbed the wall with both hands, he missed it and slid down again, sitting on a pier with his tail The bone hurt from the fall, but fortunately, it was the first time I tried to jump, and it wasn't too high, otherwise I probably would have fractured.

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Tao hurried over to help the little emperor up, and patted his butt affectionately.

"I was careless. The walls here have been soaked in water for hundreds of years, and they are covered with moss. They can't be grasped." Li Chuo pushed Zhang Tao away, and reached out to touch the walls around the hall. It was as smooth as Zhang Tao. Like my concubine's skin, smooth and unreserved.

"Huh? It turns out that there is a protective film inside, no wonder." Li Chuo wiped out a moss-covered wall with his sleeve, and found that the wall inside was not mottled. It is isolated from the outside air and water, and it may be because of this that the algae well pattern on the ceiling has not been wiped out.

"What should I do now, I can't go up."

"Who says you can't go up?" Zhang Bin played left and right at the critical moment, pouted her buttocks to reveal the big tail inside, and shook her hair from side to side.

"Sit up." Moving by himself, Zhang Tao held back the second half of the sentence and did not dare to say it, so he had to make up his mind.

"And then?" The little emperor hugged Zhang Tao's tail and rode up, because he didn't know the brains of this guy, and he didn't feel how awkward the posture was.

"Let's go!" Zhang Tao pouted his buttocks, saw the wind grow with his big tail, and pushed the child into the air tens of meters high.

"Ahhh!" Li Chuo was unprepared, his whole body trembled, and he hugged the big cat's tail tightly.

"It's so big!" Li Chuo hugged the end of Zhang Tao's tail, and he could touch the algae well with his hand. A part of him can become so big, so the body... Li Chuo remembered the one who played with the earth as a hydrangea For a moment, Big Cat couldn't tell whether it was his dream or he had really seen him like that before.

"Oh, Majesty, don't say that, my concubine will be embarrassed." Zhang Tao twisted his buttocks, giving Li Chuo a feeling of freedom as if he had sat in a car on top.

"It's not about your other parts, don't be complacent." Li Chuo rolled his eyes, then looked up at the caisson that was close at hand.

"The painting on it seems to be a picture of Tai Chi." The caisson that Li Chuo saw was a perfect circle, divided into two parts by the yin and yang fish, and one side of it was painted with a battle scene similar to the picture of King Qin breaking the formation. , the protagonist of the picture is a mighty middle-aged man who is clean and fair, with a beard.On the other side of the gossip, it depicts a completely different inner palace world. In this world, everyone is...