Gluttonous canteen
Chapter 112
"Ouch!" It was different from the usual situation when Xia Dou was a child, this time it was Zhang Tao's turn to vomit all kinds of meat and vegetables, and his lungs were about to be vomited out.
Although Li Chuo didn't feel very comfortable looking at the densely packed things, but it was just a bunch of dead birds. Would it be so colorful to vomit like this?The child was a bit conditioned to be led by Zhang Tao, and also retched a few times outside.
"Stop howling, look!" Li Chuo was stronger than Zhang Tao in resisting blows. Although he retched, he still paid close attention to the movement of the mountain pass. Soon, he felt that something was wrong.
"Are those birds not dead yet?" Li Chuo's academic performance has improved significantly recently, and his own eyesight has also soared along with it. However, because it was an outdoor activity this time, he didn't wear myopia glasses, so he had to squint Looking desperately, it seemed that a large bird was still struggling and wriggling inside the corpses of the birds.
"Wow, it's a wild goose." Zhang Tao has never studied, so his eyesight is very good. When he raised his eyes with the help of a pergola, it should be a wild goose. It may be because the geese have just started flying from north to south and need to accumulate a lot of physical strength. , The wild goose looked plump and plump, and it was relatively large and full-winged, so it didn't fall to death, but it seemed to be limping with its wings flapping, as if it had broken its feet.
"Let's go, let's catch it back." Zhang Tao held Li Chuo under his arm and jumped into the mountain pass.
"Aren't you dense phobia?"
"So it doesn't feel dense when you get close. Anyway, we haven't celebrated yet, so I'll catch one for you and raise it." Zhang Tao said cheerfully.
Excuse me, he is going to... marry him and become a queen with all his heart.Li Chuo was caught in Zhang Tao's armpit and galloped, reaching out to hug Zhang Tao's thick arm, thinking secretly, although he should have countless concubines in terms of ethics, but only the queen needs to go through the ceremony Yes, wait, something is wrong.
"I should catch one for you."
"Hey, it's different for whoever you give it to. Anyway, it's all about eating."
"→_→"
Pfft!
Because Zhang Bin's professional skills were not good enough, the two of them didn't stop when they arrived at the mountain pass. They fell backwards flat on the sand and fell on the relatively smooth section in the middle of the mountain pass. They even slid a long distance. There are large and small bird corpses all around, and it is estimated that they will slide all the way to the other side of the mountain pass and fall directly into the mountain stream.
"Hmph, you still want to be a queen with your quality?" Li Chuo was very dissatisfied with Zhang Concubine's landing skills, so he got up and patted the dust on his buttocks. Although he spoke harshly, he still picked up Zhang Tao's waistband, Also patted his ass.
"Hey, I didn't expect this floor... What the hell?" Zhang Tao was about to say that the floor was too slippery, but when he lowered his head, he realized that it was not the case at all. What is the problem with the slippery floor? It's just an ice surface!
"Gosh, we'll be frozen to death!" Zhang Tao shivered all over, and hugged Li Chuo tightly in an attempt to keep warm.
"Wait a minute, do you feel cold?" Li Chuo slapped Zhang Tao, squatted down and reached out to touch the very vast "ice surface" where they were. The so-called ice surface is not actually ice, it is accurate. Generally speaking, because it has absorbed enough sunlight during the day, it is still a little warm at the moment.
"Really, I can't refute it. What's the matter?" Zhang Tao jumped up, and then jumped up to a higher rock near the mountain pass. He looked down and was shocked. .
"Holy Majesty, catch me quickly, my brother will take you to see the sea." Zhang Tao wanted to go down to fetch Li Chuo, but felt that jumping up and down in front of the man he liked was against the morality of a concubine. After thinking about it, he pouted his buttocks and released his tail , swinging back and forth rhythmically like the weight of a wall clock, just like a big cat that has become a master of fishing with its tail, luring the little emperor wisher to take the bait.
Sure enough, Li Chuo couldn't refuse the temptation of the plush toy, and obediently stretched out his hand to hug Zhang Tao's tail.
"Hey!" Zhang Tao twisted his buttocks, and directly swung the child up.
"Put me down quickly!" Li Chuo was twisted helplessly into a rice dumpling by Zhang Tao's big tail.
"Don't worry, look below." Zhang Tao pouted his buttocks and arched upwards, lifted the child to a higher position than himself, and turned the direction of his tail so that Li Chuo changed his head downwards. The embarrassing situation, the king of the world.
"This is..." Li Chuo hugged the tip of Zhang Tao's tail, his eyes widened, and he stared at the scene below the mountain pass with an expression of disbelief.
This is not an ice surface at all, but a huge ice seed!
"You queen! We're getting rich!" Zhang Tao was excited, and his tail shook violently, shaking the little Li Chuo who was still curled up.
"What are you doing, let me go!"
"Oh, I was so excited that I forgot about you." Zhang Tao loosened his tail, and Li Chuo fell directly from the top of the two-story building, and was caught by Zhang Tao firmly with a pair of fleshy claws.
"But how is this possible? It's totally unscientific." If such a large leyline was made entirely of ice species, wouldn't it be enough to live for half a lifetime just by digging it casually?
"Go down and have a look first, ah, that wild goose is over there, hey?" Zhang Tao seemed to have noticed something unusual, the dollar signs in his eyes disappeared, replaced by black question marks.
"What's the matter?" Li Chuo squinted his eyes and looked hard, but he still couldn't see as clearly as the ignorant Zhang Concubine.
"That wild goose, it seems that there is another wild goose below. Is this, the reflection?" Zhang Tao picked up Li Chuo, jumped from the high rock, onto the smooth ice veins, and limped Walking in the direction of the big goose, I saw it struggling on the ice from a distance. It seemed that one leg was broken, and it kept flapping its wings, trying to stand up again.
"It's strange, why there are no shadows of us on this piece of ice, but there are these birds." Zhang Tao walked all the way, watching many dead birds with the same pattern of birds reflected on their bodies, and The wild goose was even more obvious, because of its huge size, it was easy to confirm that on the entire ice surface, only Zhang Tao and Li Chuo were alone, and there was no shadow reflected on the ice plane at all.
"quack……!"
Just as Zhang Tao kept making funny faces at the surface of the ice seed, hoping to see his own reflection, the wild goose with the broken leg saw someone approaching, suddenly struggled violently, and let out a cry of panic.
"Hey, don't be afraid of dinner, brother is here to save you."
"What the hell is dinner?" Li Chuo stood in front of Zhang Tao, always feeling that it was inappropriate to let him go, maybe it was possible to eat it alive.
"Dinner is the name of the wild goose. We will raise it in the courtyard in the future. We must have a name to call it. The wild goose is quite smart. You can learn it by teaching it."
Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao with a wretched face of a ghost entering the village and slowly approached the wild goose, and said in his heart that he would name you Food, would you like it?
However, to his surprise, the big chubby bird lowered its head docilely, no longer guarding against Zhang Tao's approach, but flapped its wings a few times affectionately, and let out a low cooing cry. The broken leg moved awkwardly a few times, appearing docile and cautious.
Hmph, this guy is really a lover of the masses, even a wild goose falls under his crotch-pressing pants.Li Chuo was not very balanced, so he followed him. Dayan seemed to know that the relationship between them was very close, and he didn't feel defensive towards Li Chuo.
"Don't be afraid of dinner, my brothers are here to save you." Zhang Tao squatted down, stretched out his hand and carefully lifted up the broken claw of dinner, and rubbed it a little. Dinner seemed to know that this big man wanted to help him , just endured the pain and groaned a few times, and did not struggle violently.
"Sure enough, it's a broken bone." Zhang Tao took out the OK stretcher from his backpack, fixed and bandaged it for dinner, then picked it up and put it in a net pocket to carry it to the imperial capital.
"Wait! Look!" Li Chuo's sharp eyes immediately sensed that something was wrong. He reached out and grabbed Zhang Tao's waistband, dragging him and his dinner to a place far away from the spot just now.
"The reflection of the wild goose is still there!"
It’s true, Zhang Tao had put the dinner in a net bag and carried it on the schoolbag behind him, leaving only the head of a goose outside, looking around dumbfoundedly, but now under the rock formation on the surface of the ice species, But there was still an identical wild goose nailed to it, and it seemed...still moving!
"What is this? 3D printer?" Zhang Tao ran back to the place where the dinner was injured in disbelief. He reached out and pressed the hard ice material surface. What exactly is Shi Zhongyan, and how it is possible to continuously make various movements in a solid body is simply unimaginable.
"This bird doesn't seem to look exactly the same as the dinner." Standing in the distance, Li Chuo's vision became clearer. He looked at the wild goose on Zhang Tao's back, and then at the one buried in the ice seed pit. Seems to see a little flaw.
"Huh? What's the difference?" Aren't they all dumbfounded?No wonder sometimes I would be called a dumb geese by His Majesty the emperor. It seems that although the geese are cute, their IQ is not very high.
"The one in the ice seed pit has a relatively short neck, and the tail seems to be triangular, while Supper's neck is very slender. I saw it clearly when it curled its neck and barked at you just now, and its tail is also very pointed. It's on your trouser leg, look." Li Chuo pointed to Zhang Tao's trouser leg, which seemed to have been scratched with something, Zhang Tao reached out to touch it, and smelled it, it was bird droppings.
"So, this one is the female's?" Zhang Tao reached out and tapped the wild goose at the bottom of the ice seed pit, and the other party seemed to be frightened by him, and even made a flying posture by flapping its wings. at the same time……
Although Li Chuo didn't feel very comfortable looking at the densely packed things, but it was just a bunch of dead birds. Would it be so colorful to vomit like this?The child was a bit conditioned to be led by Zhang Tao, and also retched a few times outside.
"Stop howling, look!" Li Chuo was stronger than Zhang Tao in resisting blows. Although he retched, he still paid close attention to the movement of the mountain pass. Soon, he felt that something was wrong.
"Are those birds not dead yet?" Li Chuo's academic performance has improved significantly recently, and his own eyesight has also soared along with it. However, because it was an outdoor activity this time, he didn't wear myopia glasses, so he had to squint Looking desperately, it seemed that a large bird was still struggling and wriggling inside the corpses of the birds.
"Wow, it's a wild goose." Zhang Tao has never studied, so his eyesight is very good. When he raised his eyes with the help of a pergola, it should be a wild goose. It may be because the geese have just started flying from north to south and need to accumulate a lot of physical strength. , The wild goose looked plump and plump, and it was relatively large and full-winged, so it didn't fall to death, but it seemed to be limping with its wings flapping, as if it had broken its feet.
"Let's go, let's catch it back." Zhang Tao held Li Chuo under his arm and jumped into the mountain pass.
"Aren't you dense phobia?"
"So it doesn't feel dense when you get close. Anyway, we haven't celebrated yet, so I'll catch one for you and raise it." Zhang Tao said cheerfully.
Excuse me, he is going to... marry him and become a queen with all his heart.Li Chuo was caught in Zhang Tao's armpit and galloped, reaching out to hug Zhang Tao's thick arm, thinking secretly, although he should have countless concubines in terms of ethics, but only the queen needs to go through the ceremony Yes, wait, something is wrong.
"I should catch one for you."
"Hey, it's different for whoever you give it to. Anyway, it's all about eating."
"→_→"
Pfft!
Because Zhang Bin's professional skills were not good enough, the two of them didn't stop when they arrived at the mountain pass. They fell backwards flat on the sand and fell on the relatively smooth section in the middle of the mountain pass. They even slid a long distance. There are large and small bird corpses all around, and it is estimated that they will slide all the way to the other side of the mountain pass and fall directly into the mountain stream.
"Hmph, you still want to be a queen with your quality?" Li Chuo was very dissatisfied with Zhang Concubine's landing skills, so he got up and patted the dust on his buttocks. Although he spoke harshly, he still picked up Zhang Tao's waistband, Also patted his ass.
"Hey, I didn't expect this floor... What the hell?" Zhang Tao was about to say that the floor was too slippery, but when he lowered his head, he realized that it was not the case at all. What is the problem with the slippery floor? It's just an ice surface!
"Gosh, we'll be frozen to death!" Zhang Tao shivered all over, and hugged Li Chuo tightly in an attempt to keep warm.
"Wait a minute, do you feel cold?" Li Chuo slapped Zhang Tao, squatted down and reached out to touch the very vast "ice surface" where they were. The so-called ice surface is not actually ice, it is accurate. Generally speaking, because it has absorbed enough sunlight during the day, it is still a little warm at the moment.
"Really, I can't refute it. What's the matter?" Zhang Tao jumped up, and then jumped up to a higher rock near the mountain pass. He looked down and was shocked. .
"Holy Majesty, catch me quickly, my brother will take you to see the sea." Zhang Tao wanted to go down to fetch Li Chuo, but felt that jumping up and down in front of the man he liked was against the morality of a concubine. After thinking about it, he pouted his buttocks and released his tail , swinging back and forth rhythmically like the weight of a wall clock, just like a big cat that has become a master of fishing with its tail, luring the little emperor wisher to take the bait.
Sure enough, Li Chuo couldn't refuse the temptation of the plush toy, and obediently stretched out his hand to hug Zhang Tao's tail.
"Hey!" Zhang Tao twisted his buttocks, and directly swung the child up.
"Put me down quickly!" Li Chuo was twisted helplessly into a rice dumpling by Zhang Tao's big tail.
"Don't worry, look below." Zhang Tao pouted his buttocks and arched upwards, lifted the child to a higher position than himself, and turned the direction of his tail so that Li Chuo changed his head downwards. The embarrassing situation, the king of the world.
"This is..." Li Chuo hugged the tip of Zhang Tao's tail, his eyes widened, and he stared at the scene below the mountain pass with an expression of disbelief.
This is not an ice surface at all, but a huge ice seed!
"You queen! We're getting rich!" Zhang Tao was excited, and his tail shook violently, shaking the little Li Chuo who was still curled up.
"What are you doing, let me go!"
"Oh, I was so excited that I forgot about you." Zhang Tao loosened his tail, and Li Chuo fell directly from the top of the two-story building, and was caught by Zhang Tao firmly with a pair of fleshy claws.
"But how is this possible? It's totally unscientific." If such a large leyline was made entirely of ice species, wouldn't it be enough to live for half a lifetime just by digging it casually?
"Go down and have a look first, ah, that wild goose is over there, hey?" Zhang Tao seemed to have noticed something unusual, the dollar signs in his eyes disappeared, replaced by black question marks.
"What's the matter?" Li Chuo squinted his eyes and looked hard, but he still couldn't see as clearly as the ignorant Zhang Concubine.
"That wild goose, it seems that there is another wild goose below. Is this, the reflection?" Zhang Tao picked up Li Chuo, jumped from the high rock, onto the smooth ice veins, and limped Walking in the direction of the big goose, I saw it struggling on the ice from a distance. It seemed that one leg was broken, and it kept flapping its wings, trying to stand up again.
"It's strange, why there are no shadows of us on this piece of ice, but there are these birds." Zhang Tao walked all the way, watching many dead birds with the same pattern of birds reflected on their bodies, and The wild goose was even more obvious, because of its huge size, it was easy to confirm that on the entire ice surface, only Zhang Tao and Li Chuo were alone, and there was no shadow reflected on the ice plane at all.
"quack……!"
Just as Zhang Tao kept making funny faces at the surface of the ice seed, hoping to see his own reflection, the wild goose with the broken leg saw someone approaching, suddenly struggled violently, and let out a cry of panic.
"Hey, don't be afraid of dinner, brother is here to save you."
"What the hell is dinner?" Li Chuo stood in front of Zhang Tao, always feeling that it was inappropriate to let him go, maybe it was possible to eat it alive.
"Dinner is the name of the wild goose. We will raise it in the courtyard in the future. We must have a name to call it. The wild goose is quite smart. You can learn it by teaching it."
Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao with a wretched face of a ghost entering the village and slowly approached the wild goose, and said in his heart that he would name you Food, would you like it?
However, to his surprise, the big chubby bird lowered its head docilely, no longer guarding against Zhang Tao's approach, but flapped its wings a few times affectionately, and let out a low cooing cry. The broken leg moved awkwardly a few times, appearing docile and cautious.
Hmph, this guy is really a lover of the masses, even a wild goose falls under his crotch-pressing pants.Li Chuo was not very balanced, so he followed him. Dayan seemed to know that the relationship between them was very close, and he didn't feel defensive towards Li Chuo.
"Don't be afraid of dinner, my brothers are here to save you." Zhang Tao squatted down, stretched out his hand and carefully lifted up the broken claw of dinner, and rubbed it a little. Dinner seemed to know that this big man wanted to help him , just endured the pain and groaned a few times, and did not struggle violently.
"Sure enough, it's a broken bone." Zhang Tao took out the OK stretcher from his backpack, fixed and bandaged it for dinner, then picked it up and put it in a net pocket to carry it to the imperial capital.
"Wait! Look!" Li Chuo's sharp eyes immediately sensed that something was wrong. He reached out and grabbed Zhang Tao's waistband, dragging him and his dinner to a place far away from the spot just now.
"The reflection of the wild goose is still there!"
It’s true, Zhang Tao had put the dinner in a net bag and carried it on the schoolbag behind him, leaving only the head of a goose outside, looking around dumbfoundedly, but now under the rock formation on the surface of the ice species, But there was still an identical wild goose nailed to it, and it seemed...still moving!
"What is this? 3D printer?" Zhang Tao ran back to the place where the dinner was injured in disbelief. He reached out and pressed the hard ice material surface. What exactly is Shi Zhongyan, and how it is possible to continuously make various movements in a solid body is simply unimaginable.
"This bird doesn't seem to look exactly the same as the dinner." Standing in the distance, Li Chuo's vision became clearer. He looked at the wild goose on Zhang Tao's back, and then at the one buried in the ice seed pit. Seems to see a little flaw.
"Huh? What's the difference?" Aren't they all dumbfounded?No wonder sometimes I would be called a dumb geese by His Majesty the emperor. It seems that although the geese are cute, their IQ is not very high.
"The one in the ice seed pit has a relatively short neck, and the tail seems to be triangular, while Supper's neck is very slender. I saw it clearly when it curled its neck and barked at you just now, and its tail is also very pointed. It's on your trouser leg, look." Li Chuo pointed to Zhang Tao's trouser leg, which seemed to have been scratched with something, Zhang Tao reached out to touch it, and smelled it, it was bird droppings.
"So, this one is the female's?" Zhang Tao reached out and tapped the wild goose at the bottom of the ice seed pit, and the other party seemed to be frightened by him, and even made a flying posture by flapping its wings. at the same time……
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