Gluttonous canteen

"Li Chuo, do you believe in fate? Do you believe in love? Oh, Romeo! Why are you Romeo!" Zhang Tao shouted excitedly as he rode on Li Chuo.

"Inverted!" Li Chuo kicked him down.

"Ouch, Gaha." Zhang Tao sat on the ground and rolled around, clutching his broken buttocks.

"I suddenly remembered, before the big wedding, what the mother said, you can't let the yin people override me."

"Then I'm not a yin person, wait a minute, what's a yin person?"

"It's a girl."

"I'm not a girl."

"Right."

"Hey!" Zhang Tao grabbed the ground with all fours and hopped up, onto Li Chuo again.

"..."

Li Chuo reacted for two seconds before kicking him down again.

"What's the matter?"

"Last time you put me... I don't know anything." Li Chuo blushed, he thought for a while, and suddenly put on his clothes and got out from under the bed.

"Want to go out?"

"Come with me." Li Chuo took Zhang Tao's hand and slipped from East Nuan Pavilion to West Nuan Pavilion.

"I remember it was hidden here." Li Chuo stretched out his hand and kept probing on the wall, and finally touched a very obvious mechanism.

Squeak, squeak, squeak, the hidden door opened.

"My God, it hasn't been discovered here for so many years." Zhang Tao greeted the IQ of a group of researchers in the museum in his heart, but he was right on second thought. The protection and excavation of cultural relics are generally rescue. There is no need for maintenance, and it cannot be explored and disassembled for research at will.

"Come in." Li Chuo led Zhang Tao in, and there was a very small Buddhist hall inside, which seemed to be only for one person to worship the Buddha.

"Do you believe in Buddhism?"

"This is the state religion, who cares if you really believe it or not, and this is not a place to worship." Li Chuo turned to look at him, blushing, this is King Ming who he should come to pay homage to with the queen on the wedding night The concubine Ming is happy with the Buddha, but she died before she had enough knowledge of popular science. Now, although Zhang Tao is just a little official girl, he wants to watch it with him.

"What's the matter, buddy, someone cooked it?" Zhang Tao wanted to reach out to touch his forehead, but Li Chuo turned his head and avoided it. He turned around and lifted the tulle covering the altar, and a fragrant The picture of Zhang Tao came into view like this.

"Emma, ​​Huanxi Buddha? It's so valuable!" Zhang Tao's first reaction was to get the thing out and sell it... No, hand it over to the country.

"Don't touch it, there is a mechanism." Li Chuo slapped Zhang Tao's claws, and stretched out his hand to fumble on the rosette of Huanxi Buddha. Suddenly, with a click, the two intertwined Buddha statues moved, and staged a scene. A boat scene a thousand years late.

"Hey hey hey? It can move, how much is it worth..." Zhang Tao is no stranger to boat dramas. First of all, he is a man with a very good body. Secondly, as a single dog who has lived for thousands of years, this type of He has long been familiar with the boat scene. He has never eaten pork, and has watched the pig run back and forth countless times.

From the H murals of cavemen to island country love action movies, Zhang Tao’s collections span 5000 years and span [-] miles. The small characters reflect the great era and have epoch-making significance.

But at this time, he obviously didn't realize that a palace lore was slowly approaching him.

"Ms. Zhang Guan!"

Following Li Chuo's roar of a tiger and the roar of a dragon, Zhang Taotian's dream of Chaoshang Kingdom was shattered.

"To!"

"Can you explain why you put Zhen in the position of Concubine Ming?" This guy is lying on top... At this moment, his face is sinking, and his tone is calm. He really is a man who has been an emperor.

Zhang Tao was bitter. He thought that this attack was a matter of course and tacit understanding... Who knew that Li Chuo's era was so feudal, and young men who had never been married really didn't make people do things at all. Official women To counterattack the emperor, no matter which dynasty or generation, no matter how you look at it, it is the work of Ling Chi to kill the nine clans.

With a plop, Zhang Tao knelt down in a smooth manner.

"Your Majesty, my concubine has been wronged! Then...the concubine is also a young child...just...by instinct...who made you...dead at that moment."

……

Ever since he came back from the Palace Museum, Li Chuo has been keeping a straight face. Except that he still eats the food in the style of a half-grown man eating a poor man, and devouring the food delivered by Li Zi, he is hardly willing to talk to Zhang Tao.

"Uncle, are you having trouble with our boss?"

"Hmm." Li Chuo buried his head in the rice and gave a vague hum.

"My lord, when you were the emperor...they didn't give you food?" Li Zi looked at Li Chuo a little puzzled, thinking that this man was the emperor before he was laid off, was he a beggar?

"Here, I'm not full." Li Chuo took several mouthfuls of rice before continuing.

"The palace pays attention to eating, watching with two eyes and watching three times. A dish with three chopsticks should be removed to prevent someone from poisoning."

In addition, Li Chuo himself is a good young man who is strict with himself. He does not dare to eat more at ordinary times, because he is afraid that he will not be able to deal with the state affairs of the day if he is too sleepy. Earlier than the chicken, in the previous life, he was almost exhausted from hard work, and now he is resurrected with great difficulty, and he does not take the salary of the official ape, so it is the last word to eat his stomach first.

"It's so troublesome for your future generations to be emperors. At that time, we...well, watching TV said that the three emperors and five emperors in ancient times were no different from ordinary people except that they had more leaves than others."

"Well, it was only during the Duke of Zhou's time that he made rituals and entertained himself." Li Chuo finished eating a bowl of rice, and then handed the empty bowl to Li Zi for him to add more rice.

"Wow, uncle, you guys are making a lot of noise in the Forbidden City." Li Zi came back from Tianfan, squatted at Li Chuo's feet and scrolled through Weibo. The big V in the imperial capital broke the news that the Forbidden City Museum was attacked by unknown persons. Biological invasion, the timeline of the monitors in the entire kindergarten is stuck as a whole, and it is suspected of a high IQ crime, but so far no cultural relics have been found missing, and no fingerprints have been left on the scene.

No fingerprints?Li Zi took a peek at Li Chuo. By the way, after a person dies, the fingerprints will rotate in reverse with the passage of time until they disappear. Li Chuo has been dead for so long, and the fingerprints must have disappeared long ago.Not to mention Zhang Tao, it wasn't at all...Li Zi was thinking wildly when he saw Zhang Tao push open the door and poke his probe into the room.

Li Zi understood, and quickly struck up a conversation and retreated.

"Still angry?" Zhang Tao salivated and leaned over, picked up chopsticks for Li Chuo's secret homemade refueling chicken, the child rolled his eyes and looked at him, finally groaned, lowered his head and bit into it Got chicken legs.

"Don't be angry. In fact, when we live together, there is no one who does not touch the edge of the pot. To be honest, it is also the first time I have a date. I have no experience before. We will get along more and more in the future, and life will be smooth. .”

Li Chuo likes people like Zhang Tao. He is straightforward and honest, and he doesn’t sloppily speak. When he was not laid off, he was a very efficient emperor. , I have to give you four or six parallel essays to report things. If you can explain things clearly in one sentence, you always have to come up with a long and tens of thousands of words to show your loyal ministers' feelings. ill.

"Okay, I've thought about it, and I don't blame you for that incident. I had a vague impression at the time that you were forced by the bustard." Since Zhang Tao apologized sincerely, Li Chuo naturally wanted to sell him, after all. Now I am still in a situation where I can eat people with soft mouths and short hands.

"However, in the past, others followed me, and I didn't know how to deal with others." Li Chuo said straight to the point.

"It's okay, I found some novels of this era, uh, they are commentary books, I will read them to you every day before going to bed, they are all about love, I picked a few, and we study together chant."

"Okay."

……

In the middle of the night, under the covers.

Zhang Tao cleared his throat, and he has a first-level Mandarin, with a deep and mellow voice:

"November, Beijing.

'What did you promise me?How many years to buy a house?How many years to buy a car?I don't want my old lady's house anymore, I will follow you to this ghostly place, you can see how your classmates are doing, and then look at you!What have you become?Are you a man! '..."