Children's smashing guide [Comprehensive base three]

Today is New Year's Eve, after eating a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner, Wu Yin, his sons and their son's Qingyuan are preparing for the New Year's Eve together.

Miaomiao thought that since it was such a festive day for Chinese New Year, she might as well send them to play in Kisan’s game for a while, and they could enjoy both player and NPC forms.

As soon as the idea came up, Miaomiao acted immediately, and directly sent Wuyin, Quci, Ximen Chuixue, Ye Gucheng, and Zhan Zhao to the server where Wuyin was before.

Seeing the scene around him, Wuyin was immediately confused, and the people around him were even more confused than Wuyin. Wuyin took a while to explain, but everyone didn't care much, and started to play.

Now they are located in Chengdu, there are a lot of people in Chengdu, there are a lot of people smashing Nian Beast pots there, Wuyin went to the festival store to buy some hammers and distributed them to everyone, and then they smashed them, and the song was very loud The jar shattered when it fell down, Qu Ci squatted down and picked up the contents of the jar, it was a monkey!No sound exclaimed: "Fuck ヾ(｀Д), Xiaoci, why are you so popular, you smashed it and you smashed it."

Quci touched his head and smiled brightly: "I don't know either."

Wuyin also wanted to see what he could smash, and when he hit the hammer, he wanted to cry: "Why is there nothing?"

Zhan Zhao comforted: "Father, if you hit it again, I'll try it too."

After Zhan Zhao finished speaking, he also smashed it, and a gold ingot appeared in the jar, Zhan Zhao frowned and asked, "Father, what is this?"

Wuyin almost crushed the hammer in his hand: "Why did you smash out the pendant! I don't believe it anymore, Axue, Ye Gucheng, smash it."

They also smashed up, one got the Moonlight Box, and the other got a 30-slot package, and collapsed silently: "Why are you all so popular, QAQ, let me smash it, maybe you will be out now .”

Wuyin talked about following pets and pets, smashed it many times and still nothing came out, then some small fireworks were smashed out, Wuyin gave up completely: "Oh, I'm too dark."

Zhan Zhao looked at Wu Yin: "Father, you are very white."

"..." It's not that the skin on the face is dark!

Silence who smashed jars doesn't want to play anymore, he is almost African, gww must have a grudge against him.

There is a place not far from smashing jars that is dedicated to receiving missions. Wuyin dragged them to pick up the mission of the big battle. Wuyin said: "Today's big battle is Fankong Temple, come here, everyone take the mission Take it, listen to your father and my command."

After accepting the task, I went to the mouth of the war together, a bunch of people at the door shouted that the war is coming dps++++++++++++++, the war is coming milk++++++, the war is coming violent dps++++++++, Wu Yin looked at the configuration of the team, a Huang Ji—the tune, three spare tires—Silence, Zhan Zhao, Ximen Chuuxue, a scumbag—Ye Gucheng...

There is not even a nanny, how to fight!Even if you don't have milk, you have to come to Mingjiao!Open a blood-sucking formation, heartache.

But everyone still entered the book, they looked at this secret realm curiously, Quci went straight to the front, Wuyin was startled: "Xiaoci, don't go there, you will attract monsters, go this way!"

But it's not the same, the monster has been pulled, Wuyin and everyone just wanted to save Quci, but Quci turned a windmill and killed the mob, the corner of Wuyin's mouth twitched: "Cough, follow me, don't act privately .”

On the top, there are several NPCs, one named Xizhimen Chuuxue, and Lingxi a stick Lu Xiaoji, Ximen Chuuxue immediately exhaled cold air: "Father, what is this..."

"Cough, don't bother with NPCs, it's okay, go and get the monsters."

Ximen Chuuxue left with a flick of his sleeve, came to the old one and opened the monster directly, Wuyin immediately said: "Hurry up, remember to hide your face, don't stand in the red circle."

However, everyone was playing on their own, and didn't listen to him. Wuyin went up to fight helplessly. Looking at the blood volume of everyone, Wuyin was so relieved that the blood didn't drop, haha, just when he was still complacent, suddenly They couldn't move anymore, everyone was wiped out, Zhan Zhao asked, "Father, why is this happening?"

It's really strange, how could they be fixed for no reason.

Silently sweating: "I said to hide from the red circle and face, otherwise the group will be destroyed."

At this time, Wuyin began to switch characters, and immediately changed the clothes on his body into Wanhua's broken army jacket, turned the pen in his hand, and Wuyin said: "It seems that we still have to cut milk, sons, Mo Fang , your father, my milk is absolutely non-toxic, and my breasts are all over the world."

"..." Everyone was silent.

When he came to the old one again, Wuyin knew that Ximen Chuuxue was the one who hated the most. His dps was too high, and he really attracted hatred too much.

"Let's go." Wu Yin gave an order, and Ximen Chuuxue went straight up to drive the monster.

As soon as the monster started, Ximen Chuuxue was hit by the monster, Wuyin gave him a needle, and then smeared it with spring mud. At this time, the hatred was messed up, and the hatred came to Ye Gucheng. It was obvious that Ye Gucheng saw his love was beaten. I was upset, my anger value skyrocketed, and my dps also increased. Wuyin almost dropped the brush on the ground with a trembling of his hand. Ye Gucheng, you are enough, don’t grab the hatred and cut it down. He died of his own accord.

Because the dps was too violent, it was quickly passed, and a sleeve with a hidden sword was revealed, Wuyin handed it to Xiao Ci, who refused: "It's too ugly, don't, it's still good-looking on me."

Wuyin felt helpless, son of a bitch, you are wearing a Tibetan sword school uniform, of course it looks good, this is a Jianghu piece, it is definitely not as good-looking as the school uniform, and your hair is still 200 soft white hair, forget it, don’t let him keep it for sale grocer.

There were many mobs between the first and second, and Wuyin wanted to take Lato with them, but they beat them up, and the mobs were brutally beaten to death.

When they came to the door of the second child, they walked in and were ejected, Wuyin explained: "Come here and answer a few questions to enter, the xx sword intent on the left, and the xx sword intent on the right, and then you divide the work to fight that Two swords, I will be responsible for brushing the blood."

Soon everyone answered the questions, went in and started to fight swords. Everyone has experience, and they missed a sword blast, and they didn’t ask for milk. It’s great. The milk-equipped acceleration ring was released. Silently rejoicing Happy to put it away.

After the youngest and everyone entered the sword monument, Ximen Chuuxue saw the eyes of the Juggernaut radiate light: "Good sword."

At this moment, Wuyin found that Ximen Chuuxue had an extra fighting spirit—the invincible state, Wuyin wanted to cry, Axue, you are more powerful than the boss, and directly turned on the invincible state.

So the third child beat him painlessly, Quci said: "Father, it's so boring, what else is there for fun?"

"It's fun, let me think about it." Wu Yin rested his chin on his right hand and thought about it, and soon he snapped his fingers, "Let's go, let's play the arena, there are just five people, and we can play 55, by the way, I will open Wanhua to go? Or Jianchun? Or the Five Poisons?"

In the end he chose Jianchun, he didn't want milk, he wanted to be a crazy head.

Shen Xing was fine, and came to the battlefield area in Yangzhou. Wu Yin clicked on an NPC, so five people entered Loulan, the desert. Don't ask, shit, Changge newspaper team, sons, beat me to death, kill this group of Dogecoin Changge, the ignorant circle is too disgusting, remember to go up and kill the nanny first, we suffer too much without a nanny .”

It's time to prepare, they listened to Wu Yin's words very much, and as soon as they went up to Ximen Chuixue, they dealt with the grown-up nurse Qin. Zhan Zhao saw that there was another nurse who was Lolita, who couldn't handle it, so he beat up the ugly Changge Cheng Man, Naiqinluo was controlled by the song, Ye Gucheng unhurriedly dodged all kinds of moves, and killed a dps all at once, went up silently and cut off the long-songing Jiang Zhuyuetian in seconds, and then One set killed that person, but Wuyin lost half of his health, and another dps saw Wuyin's remaining blood, and immediately came to masturbate Wuyin, and finally Wuyin died, and the opponent's team was wiped out.

Wuyin lay on the floor with a gloomy complexion: "Boys, why is it always me who gets hurt?"

Qu Ci touched his head: "Father, your sword skills are weak compared to your Gu skills."

"Xiaoci, you brat, come here, I promise I won't beat you to death, daddy."

Ximen Chuuxue agreed with Xiao Ci: "Father, practice swordsmanship well when you get back."

Zhan Zhao also continued, "Second brother is right."

The opponent's Wu Changge's heart was broken. Originally, they had been laughing at each other's configuration. What the hell configuration, one hidden sword, three spare tires, and one scumbag, this round must be won. He was beaten to death, and Jiang Zhu was blocked in seconds before he was released. He was directly confused on the spot, and these five people cooperated very well. Tired.

After leaving Loulan in the desert, Wuyin became angry: "Humph╭(╯^╰)╮, we won't play the arena anymore, let's go to the guild, and we will have a feast of grace today."

Hearing that there was food, the hearts of several people were still a little bit excited. After arriving at the guild, they happily tasted the banquet. Wuyin sat up and said: "I have something to do outside, you should eat first."

Silently, I went to the craftsman of the guild and bought 99 true orange hearts, then pretended nothing happened and went back to the guild hall, and said calmly while eating, "Let's go to the Tai Chi Square and Tibet in Chunyang later. The Tianze Building in Jianshan Villa."

"it is good."

Full of food and drink, first came to Tai Chi Square, many players were discussing and meditating in the square, suddenly the whole Tai Chi Square was buried by the heart of true oranges, everyone exclaimed: "Fuck, local tyrant, there are so many oranges , eh? It’s a spare tire bomber, so handsome, damn it, he bombed 4 people, why didn’t these four people fight, it’s unscientific, oh my god, it’s scary to be a spare tire doing scumbags , Hey, please 818."

The four were shocked: "Father, what are you?"

Wuyin smiled and said, "Happy New Year, sons."

The people in the square said: "What did I hear, it turned out to be his son, such a handsome Taoist priest is actually an uncle, ヾ(￣▽￣) Bye~Bye~, but it’s really good, good, friendly? "

Wuyin heard it and replied: "If you are not friends, my son will be jealous."

"O(∩_∩)O haha~, what a good father."

After submerging the Tai Chi Square, the five of them came to the Tianze Tower of the Hidden Sword Villa. Wuyin first paid homage to Ye Ying for the next year, and the tunes danced around Ye Ying: "Father, he looks just like me!"

Wu Yin directly pulled down the lyrics: "That's Zhuang Hua, you funny man, don't think that having extra white hair is Zhuang Hua."

Zhan Zhao smiled helplessly, and Wu Yin blew up all the remaining fireworks in an instant, and the entire Tibetan Sword Villa exploded: "It's that Taoist priest who burned Taiji Square again, he came to burn Tibetan Sword Villa again, ==, That's right, one of his sons has a hidden sword."

Wuyin took out 4 more red envelopes and handed them to them: "New Year's gift!"

After they received the gift, Wuyin threw the red envelope directly on the map: "I wish you all a happy new year, happy family and good luck in everything."

The author has something to say:?(^?^*) La la, I will continue to code words.