Children's smashing guide [Comprehensive base three]

He practiced martial arts hard every day, although he would be lazy from time to time, but for his own safety, Wu Yin still practiced very seriously.

I don't know how many days passed, he stared at the closed book with watery eyes, then looked up at the blue sky and white clouds with his head raised and his lips tightly pressed.

After a while, he reached out and caressed the covers of the two books, on which were written Poison Sutra and Butian, thinking that when he was playing Jisan, he only needed to press the [-], [-], [-], [-] buttons to start driving dps. But now, after spending such a long time, I haven't been able to fully understand it.

The Persian cat leaped out deftly: "Xiao Yinzi, calm down, do you think you have a keyboard, you can press one button and two to release tricks, just let you learn how to use the tricks, it's not bad if you don't let you refine Gu yourself .”

He hugged the book tightly with his head down, and sighed in his heart: Thinking of the first time he summoned the Chuji snake, he was so frightened to death. Two big snakes, one green and one white, appeared in front of him, spitting out red snakes. Xin looked at him innocently, as if saying: "Master! Why are you afraid of me?"

At that time, he kept stepping back, his pupils constricted, his feet tripped over each other, and almost fell to the ground.The twin snakes swam over and stretched out their heads to rub against him. He was so scared that he fell to the ground. However, seeing that the snakes did not hurt him and were still close to him, he mustered up the courage to touch him, and then carefully looked at it. , suddenly felt that the little bean eyes of the twin snakes were quite cute.

After that, he practiced every day, after being exposed to various Gus, he became numb and was not afraid of anything, but he still liked the Ice Silkworm Gu and the Butterfly Clothes Gu the most.

He feels that there is a serious problem with his own aesthetics, and now he thinks all the bugs are so cute and cute.The Persian cat rubbed his hand: "Little Yinzi, you can leave the closed door. You have been closed for five years. Hurry up and find your son!"

"Five years!" He widened his eyes, and the books in his hands fell to the ground in shock, shouting loudly, and the birds in the forest couldn't help flapping their wings and flying around.

What the hell, he's been in seclusion for five years... he doesn't feel anything at all!In those days, I was only busy studying Gu art. No wonder those novels often retreated for ten years or a hundred years. It turns out that there is really no concept of time in retreating to study things.

Wait a minute, he thought of one thing, how he hasn't starved to death without eating for five years, this is unscientific.The Persian cat seemed to know what he was thinking: "Don't worry, I'll keep replenishing your energy, or you'd be starving to death, you should go out."

Wuyin immediately ran out, he stayed here for too long, he needed to take a good breath of the air outside, when he came out of the woods, he saw a pool of water, the pool was very clear, clearly reflecting the trees beside him, and clearly It reflected the silent figure.

He lowered his head and turned around to look at his body. It wasn't dirty at all, but thinking that he hadn't bathed for five years, he took off his clothes resolutely, pulled them lightly, and the clothes fell to the ground. The clothes are really easy to take off, and they are few, no wonder people always say that the five poisons can't afford fabrics.

He quickly walked to the pool and happily took a bath, touched his chest muscles, licked his lips, and showed a weird smile: "It's unexpected, tsk tsk, the pinched face is really handsome."

He took out a piece of gauze from the package and rubbed his back, he couldn't help but rubbed his forehead, what did he say just now?Why do you become as narcissistic as that cat.

He couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch his current face again, it was very elastic and extremely smooth.

In the end, he didn't worry about it anymore, he was narcissistic, he was narcissistic, and he was happy, and after taking a bath happily, he threw the Dinguo condom into the package, took out the Qin Feng condom, and wore it, although the upper body There is less fabric, but there is more fabric on the lower body, and the hairstyle is better than Dingguo.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, he finished his attire and stood up straight. His muscles were tense, and he handed Maple Wanqing to his lips and said, "Meow, do you think you have the dominance of a leader?"

"Hehe, what the hell is Meow Meow, you are not allowed to call this system Meow Meow, you have to call this system Meow King!" The Persian cat proudly straightened its body and raised its head.

"Okay, meow."

"Don't call me Meow Meow, call me King Meow."

He squatted down and gently hugged the cat, rubbed the cat's head: "Good boy."

The Persian cat enjoyed his comfort and didn't say anything.

Arriving at the Five Poison Sect, the guards in Miao Jiang costumes at the door saluted respectfully, lining up in a row.

His expression didn't change, but in his heart: Fuck, I also have such pretentious moments.Entering the main hall of the headquarters, a kind old man said: "Welcome the leader to leave the customs."

Countless information flashed through his mind, wondering who is the person in front of him?After looking for the information I read before, I finally found out that this is Elder Sara, who is a very prestigious member of the Five Poisons Sect and can be relied on. Suddenly there was no sound and he said respectfully: "Thank you, Elder, for your concern."

"Haha, you are welcome, the leader. I watched you grow up."

The two exchanged pleasantries, Wuyin returned to his room, and then lay down on the bed in the shape of "big".

He was thinking about how to create the Five Poisons Sect and then go to the Central Plains to find a child.Elder Sara is a good person and capable, so it must be possible to let him take charge of the educational affairs, but as the leader of a sect, why should he come up with a reason to go out?

Thinking that it was getting late, someone outside the door came in to salute and said, "Master, Elder Sara asked me to inform you about today's bonfire meeting."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Wuyin jumped up and supported the bed board with one hand and then replied. After hearing the reply from the outsider, he continued to lie down and think about his ideas for a while.

The sun was setting to the west, and the east was already submerged in darkness. Silent came to the square in front of the hall.There are huge five-poison sculptures around the square, and the wooden branches in the center are piled up to form a hollow funnel shape. The flames rise very high, and people wearing uniform Miaojiang costumes around the fire applaud and step on their feet. Stepping forward, there was no sound in welcome.

Wu Yin walked to the center and began to dance the blessing dance beside the bonfire. He secretly rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, the martial arts assistant had this before, otherwise he didn't know what to do.

Twisting the soft waist, following everyone's beat, the drums follow the beat.At this moment, he really wanted to get into the ground. It was unbearable to jump in front of so many people and wear so little clothes. I knew that the first one should choose Tibetan sword.

At the end of the dance, he spun around, tapped his toes, and closed the tail.Everyone applauded, and then held hands and danced together around the bonfire. After the dance, everyone began to talk about folk songs. In fact, this pair of folk songs is to find a partner. After a girl or a man sings, someone who is right means that they have agreed to their marriage proposal. .

The bonfire meeting was finally over. Wu Yin, who had been tossing all night, drooped his shoulders, his eyes were dull, and he threw himself on the bed as soon as he came to the room: "I'm so tired."

He was scared to death tonight. There were many sisters from Miaojiang who asked him to marry him. As a girl with a heart, he was seriously shocked. He was so scared that he wanted to run away immediately. , kept smiling and kept silent.

One night passed, Wuyin was dealing with affairs in the hall, and a lot of things were piled up on the table.Looking at these affairs, he said that the leader is really hard, and he doesn't know why the people in those novels like to fight for this seat so much. Just as he was complaining, the elder came to him and said bitterly: "Master, you are not young anymore, you should Married, so many younger sisters you didn't fancy yesterday."

Wuyin pretended to be distressed: "Elder, in fact, I already have someone I like."

"Who?" The elder said with a face full of shit, saying when did you have it, the leader, and it was really good to hide it.

"I rescued a Han Chinese sister before I retreated. She gave her body to me. I was going to bring her back, but something happened to my sister's family, so I let her go back." Wuyin closed her eyes tightly and said He showed a painful face, and then spoke affectionately.

The elder put his hands behind his back and sighed: "Well, since the leader likes the Han sister, even though the people in the Central Plains don't like me from Miaojiang, it's not impossible if the leader likes her innocent and brings her back. It's just that this sister returns to the Central Plains. For a long time, the leader may wish to consider others."

"Elder, I decided to go to the Central Plains to find her. After all, she gave me her body, and I have to take responsibility for it." Wuyin continued to frown tightly, and squeezed out a few tears along the way.

He blushed in his heart: Sister, for the sake of your son, you have to sacrifice.

"This..." The elder opened his mouth slightly and was about to say something when he was interrupted by Silence.

Wuyin raised his hand: "Elder, you don't need to persuade me. I have made up my mind. I will entrust the affairs of the Central Plains to you during my visit to the Central Plains."

The elder was silent. The elder felt bitter. With such a leader who does nothing, he still wanted to go back to spend time with his granddaughter, but he still told him, "The leader should be careful. I heard that the Central Plains people are very cunning."

"Elder, don't worry, I'll go and pack my things right away." Wuyin said in a hurry, as if his feet had been oiled, he slipped far away.

The remaining elders were stunned there.

QAQ, leader, you can't do this, abandoning everyone for the sake of Amei.

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