one shot for life

Ruan Xingyun hurried to the bathroom to wash his face.

After washing, I looked in the mirror: Oh, my eyes are swollen again!Damn, if Qi Haoyu sees this, it will inevitably be ridiculed again.Ruan Xingyun rubbed his burning eye sockets, his brows furrowed.

What should I do to reduce swelling quickly?

Ice?Hot compress?Do you want to try some hemorrhoid ointment, isn't that for clearing away heat and reducing swelling?

After hesitating for a while, Ruan Xingyun finally gave up.It's better not to bother with these poor eyelids, just see it when you are seen, and try not to look up later.

Ruan Xingyun took a deep breath and started to prepare the dishes.Picking vegetables, washing vegetables, and cutting vegetables, all the preparations are done in one go, and after getting busy, I temporarily forget about the unpleasantness just now.

He is going to fry hot and sour potato shreds first, which is his favorite side dish.Of course, there are curry beef, dry-stir-fried beans and farmhouse fried pork that Qi Haoyu likes to eat. Every time he comes here for dinner, Qi Haoyu yells for him to make these dishes, and says that they taste like his mother's dishes.

Just when he was about to stir-fry dried beans, Qi Haoyu arrived.

"Little Lucky, quickly open the door for brother." Qi Haoyu shouted while knocking on the door.

Ruan Xingyun slandered as he walked out. He didn't ring the doorbell, but every time he came, he would knock on the door and call for someone. Those who didn't know thought they were coming to seek revenge.

"Hey, why are you so slow today. Slowly, what are you doing?" Qi Haoyu grinned and said, "Could it be masturbation?"

"No, what are you talking about?" Ruan Xingyun lowered his head and said, "I'm cooking, you can sit in the living room first, I'll get busy in the kitchen first."

Before Qi Haoyu could say anything, he slipped into the kitchen.

"Hey, let me tell you, you didn't talk to me when you came here, and you got into the kitchen again." Qi Haoyu smiled and shouted into the kitchen, "I brought beer and roast duck over, remember to chop some green onions."

"Oh, yes." Ruan Xingyun replied.

Qi Haoyu turned on the TV and tuned to the sports station, which was broadcasting a football match. He sat on the sofa and watched the game while drinking beer.Both teams played very badly. Although they had a lot of shots, they didn't score a single goal.Finally, the visiting team scored a goal, and it was an own goal.

"It really stinks." Qi Haoyu cursed in a low voice.

After watching alone for a while, Qi Haoyu felt really bored, so he looked into the kitchen again, Ruan Xingyun didn't know what he was busy with inside.It stands to reason that it should be done after frying a few dishes, and it's not a full banquet of Manchu and Han. As for tossing for so long?Qi Haoyu switched to the TV drama channel again, and "Descendants of the Sun" was playing at this time.

Qi Haoyu shouted to the kitchen: "Little Lucky, come out and watch a TV series, there is your favorite Song Joong-ki Oppa."

"Hmm...you look at it first, I still have a dish to cook, and I'll be done soon." Ruan Xingyun hesitated.

The more Qi Haoyu thought about it, the more puzzled he became, Ruan Xingyun was acting weird today.Don't you usually watch these romantic Korean dramas the most, but today you are unmoved?Qi Haoyu came to the door of the kitchen and saw Ruan Xingyun chopping green onions in a trance. The shredded green onions on the chopping board were quite thick, which was much worse than his previous standard.

"What are you doing, you are absent-minded." Qi Haoyu couldn't help but said, he walked over and picked up two shredded green onions and asked, "Hey, let me say, are you shredded green onions or strips?"

Ruan Xingyun threw the chopped green onions into the trash can, "I didn't cut it well, I'll just cut it again."

"What's the matter with you? Tell me the truth." Qi Haoyu asked relentlessly

"It's nothing." Ruan Xingyun turned his back and said.

Qi Haoyu didn't believe it, he held Ruan Xingyun's face and moved it over, seeing his red and swollen eyes, he just cried.

"What's wrong with you, have you been crying?" Qi Haoyu pursed his lips, "You're fucking talking."

"It's nothing..." Ruan Xingyun said flatly.

"Liar, why are your eyes swollen? Tell me, who bullied you?" Qi Haoyu shook Ruan Xingyun.

Ruan Xingyun felt that he couldn't hide it from Qi Haoyu anymore, so he told him about Nolan Chen's living opposite and having a girlfriend.

After hearing this, Qi Haoyu was very angry, but at the same time felt relieved.He punched the chopping board hard, and said: "I knew that Nuo Lanchen was a scumbag. I told you a long time ago, but you still don't believe me. Look, I'm right, he still has a girlfriend." , why are you so stupid..."

Ruan Xingyun still lowered his head, his mouth was tightly pursed, and he looked like he was about to cry again.

Seeing his sad and wronged appearance, Qi Haoyu couldn't bear to blame him anymore, he sighed and pulled Ruan Xingyun to sit on the sofa, wanting to comfort him.

"Okay, don't be sad anymore, you bastard. It's a good thing to see the face of that scumbag, at least you won't be deceived by him again, right?" Qi Haoyu wiped away the tears on Ruan Xingyun's face, "Where is that? , Don’t deal with him in the future, you know. No, you can’t even talk, that kind of bad man is the best at deceiving people, you will definitely be deceived if you are such an idiot. "

Ruan Xingyun's mood had gradually calmed down, but just now when Qi Haoyu questioned him for a while, his mood became agitated again.

Now being comforted by him again, after holding it for so long, I suddenly couldn't help it anymore, and cried out with a "wow".Qi Haoyu was also at a loss for a while, comforting Ruan Xingyun while patting him on the back, Ruan Xingyun took advantage of the situation and lay down in Qi Haoyu's arms and began to cry.

Seeing Ruan Xingyun crying so sadly, Qi Haoyu felt bad.He still remembered that when Ruan Xingyun first joined the newspaper office, the first time he saw this skinny newcomer, his first impression was that he was a little clumsy.As expected, Ruan Xingyun often had some problems whether it was interviewing or writing manuscripts, and he was frequently criticized by the director.

Later, when he ran into Ruan Xingyun hiding in the corridor and crying secretly, he felt that he was a bit of a mother again.To be honest, he looked down on this kind of sissy man, but for some reason, although he had a slight dislike for Ruan Xingyun, he didn't hate him.He was even more "magnanimous" like never before, to comfort and enlighten this idiot.Since then, the two have become good friends.

Later, when the two were drinking, they discussed their first love. Ruan Xingyun said that Qi Haoyu found out about his sexuality by slipping the tongue, and it turned out that he was still gay.Apart from being surprised, Qi Haoyu didn't dislike Ruan Xingyun, and continued to be good friends with him.When Ruan Xingyun was cheated by the scumbag back then, and he was afraid to return home, he rushed to the man's house and beat him up, and finally sent himself to the detention center.

Qi Haoyu lamented that he was really the best buddy in the world, if it was someone else, who would be able to stand this stupid and motherly guy.Not to mention stupid and clumsy, and crying easily, no matter how you look at it, he is not a qualified man.But, he has a lot of advantages, he is pretty, and he can cook and do housework.Maybe it's because I discovered these benefits that I tolerated him so much.

"Let me say, have you cried enough for so long?" Qi Haoyu's shoulders felt a little sore after being held down by Ruan Xingyun for so long.

"Well... that's enough." Ruan Xingyun let go of Qi Haoyu embarrassedly, and took out a tissue to wipe the tears on his face.

"Look at your eyes are swollen into walnuts again." Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, "I have to wear sunglasses again when I go out tomorrow."

Ruan Xingyun's pair of copper bell eyes are big and always watery, Qi Haoyu thinks they are very beautiful, it would be a pity if they broke down from crying.

Ruan Xingyun rubbed lightly, frowned and said, "Well...what should I do, I think I'm going to turn into a frog."

"Frog?" Qi Haoyu grinned, "I think it's a toad. Let's see if you want to eat swan meat in the future."

Ruan Xingyun glared at him, then went to the bathroom to wash his face.And Qi Haoyu also got up and followed to the door, leaning against the door frame and still talking sarcasticly.

"Wash it, wash it, wash your eyes well, and you won't be easily deceived when you see people clearly in the future." Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, "If it doesn't work, just buy a bottle of eye drops." Your eyes shine in my world'." He also said a commercial slogan, which is all messed up.

Ruan Xingyun wiped off the water droplets on his face, walked up to Qi Haoyu, and looked at the tall man who had turned on the cynicism mode again.

"Enough talking, you, aren't you hungry after talking for so long? I'm going to starve." Ruan Xingyun rubbed his stomach.

"I'm not hungry yet." Qi Haoyu smiled, but his stomach howled loudly a few times, and instantly became very embarrassed.

"I think you're straight." Ruan Xingyun also clicked his tongue, "I think you're fine if you're idle, so why don't you come to the kitchen and help me."

"Didn't you dislike me before and didn't want me to cook for you?" Qi Haoyu complained, but he obediently followed Ruan Xingyun into the kitchen.

"I don't mind if doing something can give your mouth a rest." Ruan Xingyun said while handing him a scallion. "Come and chop some scallions. I'll use it later when I roll the roast duck with pancakes."

"Okay, obey." Qi Haoyu bowed with a smile, took the scallions and raised the kitchen knife again, "I'm not good at knives, why don't you cut them yourself?"

"Look at my eyes, I'm about to cry again after being choked." Ruan Xingyun said with a flat mouth.

"Oh, how do you cut it? Teach me." Although Ruan Xingyun criticized Ruan Xingyun's failed work just now, he couldn't even cut the scallions, he could only cut the scallions.

"You cut it into pieces first." Ruan Xingyun stood aside and directed Qi Haoyu, "Yes, this way, neither too long nor too short."

"and then."

"Then press the green onion with your left hand, and cut it with a knife in the middle with your right hand. Put the two halves side by side and cut them into shreds."

"Oh, I see.' Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion, right hand, left hand slow motion replay. This song, give you happiness, have you fallen in love with me..."

Qi Haoyu hummed a song while chopping onions.

Qi Haoyu sings very well, Ruan Xingyun has always felt that he has the potential to be a singer, if he doesn't become an editor, he can participate in the talent competition.

"You're done, let's see how it goes?" Qi Haoyu proudly nailed the kitchen knife to the chopping board.

"Oh, be careful, my cutting board will be broken by you." Ruan Xingyun felt sorry for his cutting board bought for more than 30 yuan, and hurriedly pulled out the kitchen knife.

"Tsk, look at how stingy you are!" Qi Haoyu curled his lips, "I'll pay you ten or eight yuan if I cut it off, okay?"

"Not bad, let's make do with it." Ruan Xingyun sighed.The shredded scallions of different thicknesses must not taste good, but half a scallion has been cut, and it would be too wasteful not to eat it.

"Then let's warm up the food quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold." Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, "I finally came here, but I don't want to eat leftovers."

"It's not cold, it's covered with a lid to keep it warm, you just put the roast duck in the microwave and heat it up."

Ruan Xingyun brought out several fried dishes, and then filled two bowls of rice, the big bowl was for Qi Haoyu, and the small bowl was for himself.

Qi Haoyu came out with the hot roast duck, looked at the delicious dishes on the table, and sighed in his heart that this idiot is really virtuous, but it's a pity that he is not a woman, otherwise he would definitely marry him back home as his wife.

During the meal, Qi Haoyu was still talking non-stop. He first told Ruan Xingyun some new things he had heard, and then made up a lot of bad things about Nuo Lanchen.Ruan Xingyun was sleepy while eating, and Qi Haoyu didn't listen to what he said, but only responded to him from time to time.

After eating, Qi Haoyu yelled to help Ruan Xingyun wash the dishes, and Ruan Xingyun agreed.But soon he regretted it again, because Qi Haoyu accidentally broke a plate and a bowl, and it was still his favorite bowl with a rogue rabbit pattern.

"Fuck, why is this bowl so slippery? I can't even hold it." Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue.

Ruan Xingyun covered his forehead and sighed, "Of course it's slippery with detergent, you can wash it in the sink, why take it out..."

"Oh... well, don't worry about it, I'll clean it up later."

"I think it's better for me to wash it, you go out first, I want to leave a whole body for them." Ruan Xingyun pouted.

"Whatever." Qi Haoyu rinsed the dish soap on his hands, dried his hands and went out.

Ruan Xingyun washed the remaining dishes, emptied the water, and put them in the cupboard.

At this time, the doorbell rang.

"I'm coming!" Qi Haoyu yelled and ran to open the door.When I opened it, I found a tall and handsome young man standing there.

"Who are you looking for?" Qi Haoyu sized up this person.

When Nuo Lanchen knocked on the door, there was still a faint smile on his face. He thought that it would be Ruan Xingyun who opened the door, but he didn't expect to see a tall and handsome man.

Who is this person.Ruan Xingyun's colleague?friend?Or...boyfriend?

Nuo Lanchen's face immediately turned cold, and he said lightly: "I'm looking for Ruan Xingyun, who are you?"

An unusual atmosphere quickly spread between the two.

Qi Haoyu could clearly feel the hostility towards him from the handsome guy in front of him.He had a premonition that this person was Nolan Chen who had gone to Ruan Xingyun.He suddenly had an impulse to push this scumbag to the ground and beat him up, just like he beat Jiang Xuancheng back then, to turn him into a pig's head.

This scum!He actually dared to lie to Lucky, and later played with him on a video plane for a month... Thinking of the grievances Ruan Xingyun had suffered before, he wanted to tear the Nolan Chen in front of him to pieces.

"I'm Ruan Xingyun's friend, what do you want from him?" Qi Haoyu closed the door a little bit, and didn't intend to let anyone in.

"Hehe, what do I have to do with him, you have to tell him to come out." Nuo Lanchen gave Qi Haoyu a disdainful look.

Ruan Xingyun was squatting on the ground picking up the pieces of dishes, when he heard Nuo Lanchen's voice, he cut his fingers nervously.Although the wound was not deep, it was quite long, and blood flowed out instantly.

"Ah!" Ruan Xingyun couldn't help screaming.

What a bad luck!

It's really unlucky today. It's not enough to be humiliated by Nuo Lanchen, but there is also a bloody disaster.

"Fuck, what's wrong with you!" Qi Haoyu yelled, and ran into the kitchen regardless of Nuo Lanchen.

"I, I accidentally cut my finger." Ruan Xingyun said while covering his injured finger with one hand, "Go to the living room and get the first-aid kit. There are gauze and band-aids inside."

"Oh!" Qi Haoyu quickly ran to the living room, got out of the first-aid kit from the cabinet, and pulled out a length of gauze to wrap Ruan Xingyun's injured finger.

Qi Haoyu complained while bandaging: "Why are you so stupid, you still pick up those pieces with your hands, why don't you just pick them up with your mouth! You deserve to have your fingers cut, so you don't know how to clean them up with a broom and dustpan? You idiot!"

Like a child who did something wrong, Ruan Xingyun lowered his head without saying a word, letting Qi Haoyu scold him.

Nuo Lanchen stood in the living room and witnessed the together, seeing the man and Ruan Xingyun's familiarity and intimacy, his face became more and more ugly.

This little shou actually has a boyfriend?

Oh shit!No wonder I was so panicked when I met myself in the morning. It turned out that I was afraid that I would find out the truth that he had a boyfriend.This liar, who said that he was his first man, turned out to be a lie!

Ruan Xingyun found that Nuo Lanchen was staring at him and Qi Haoyu, so he quickly pulled his hand back, and said to Qi Haoyu, "Okay, I'll just do it myself."

He slowly stood up and asked Nuo Lanchen, "You, what can I do for you?"

"It's nothing, I just want to say hello. Since you're busy, I won't bother you." Nuo Lanchen returned to her home angrily.

Seeing Nuo Lanchen's leaving back, Ruan Xingyun felt lost again, and his nose and eyes began to turn sore again.

The author has something to say: the next chapter will reveal how Nuo Lanchen and Ruan Xingyun had sex dating back then (*^__^*)